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Re: Character of the Month: November 2014 Nominations

 December 01, 2014, 09:16:35 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Character of the Month: November 2014 Nominations (Started by Lith December 01, 2014, 05:30:45 pm
 Board: Contributions of the Month

Primpall by WlanmaniaX - 3
George V2 by WlanmaniaX - 3
Vinnie V2 by WlanmaniaX  - 3
Chris by beanfan112 - 3
    

Re: Happy Birthday to...

 October 14, 2014, 08:59:54 am View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Happy Birthday to... (Started by TempesT January 11, 2010, 04:27:19 am
 Board: All That's Left

happy birthday King Hipster
    

Re: Ask Do Not Even Ask

 September 25, 2014, 01:05:02 am View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Ask Erroratu (Started by Bastard Walt March 13, 2013, 05:40:48 pm
 Board: All That's Left

- why are you so awful?
 - do you enjoy being so evil?
 - is it true the holy water burns your skin?

- Society has carefully crafted me into the misanthropic beast that I am today and I relish in the misery of others
- Of course! Being evil is fun; you should try it sometime~ <3
- Nope, I actually drink it and pretend to be Triple H with it

-If you were Piccolo in this situation would you:
a) React like Takakazu Abe or
b) React like Billy Herrington?
-Is the new thread title super ironic or is it just me?
-What do you think of mugen and the community at mfg?

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- Totes just you.
- I think it's a great tool for expressing creativity if you're willing to put in the time to put in workarounds to achieve what you want. I don't have the patience to code workarounds around the engine's frustrating hardcoded quirks. I barely pay any attention nowadays to any of the going ons of the Mugen side of MFG, so I can't really give any real opinion.

I'm going to have to spend the rest of my day on Google to see which questions Arpa asked are dumb references now.
    

Re: Ask UselessLurker

 September 23, 2014, 12:29:39 am View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Ask Erroratu (Started by Bastard Walt March 13, 2013, 05:40:48 pm
 Board: All That's Left

I'm probably the blandest person to ask questions but ok.

-What the hell is going on on your sig?

A cat is being poked.

It's from a puzzle indie game called Cat Poke, where the objective of the game is to poke all of the cats in your home. I found the image hilarious so it's pretty much my permanent signature.

Why is your name "Do not even ask"?
What was your contribution(s)?
What is your favorite Touhou game (assuming you are a Touhou fan) and why? Please give an elaborate review about your favorite Touhou game, when answering this question.

- Old handle dating back to the early days of Newgrounds. My technologically illiterate parents put the fear of god into me regarding internet safety, sort of along the lines of "if you put any information about yourself on the internet, someone is going to find you and then rape/kill you in either order." So when I signed up for an account on Newgrounds, in the field for my name I put "Do not even ask" and paused for a moment and thought "huh, that'd make for a good username."
- I forget how I exactly got the contributor's star, but I believe I got it from giving substantial critique/feedback to either BBH's Super Mario edit or Zero-Sennin's attempt at fixing Shinra's Marilyn Sue. I later on made a couple of stages, most of which are hosted on RandomSelect. Nowadays I've lost my motivation for making stages and I don't think I'll ever get it back.
- Would be the first one I played, Perfect Cherry Blossom. Can't be arsed to give an elaborate review.

- I read from one of Titiln's posts that you're Visual Kreations (I think it was one of his mugen reviews); and I once read GohanSSM2's rant from his site which linked to some saved pages about MRev; so are you the same guy? If so, do you remember those times? Can you tell us more about those?
- Why do they call you UselessLurker? Was it one of your nicknames from this/another forum?

- Nope, never even heard of the guy. I didn't actively participate in the Mugen community until 2007-ish.
- It's my IRC handle. Before I had any presence in the mugen community, I wanted to join the TM IRC to talk to Bob/Neon Tiger since I was a fan of his works (mugen and otherwise), but was paranoid that since I was a "nobody" they wouldn't want to talk to me or whatever. So I figured that if I lurked in the channel long enough to become familiar, it'd sort of be my foot in the door so to speak. Made my IRC nick "UselessLurker" to make sure there was no ambiguity over what I was doing or who I was. I sort of had it for so long on the channel that there's really no reason to ever change it and since the IRC channel is where I talk most of the time, most of the regulars there call me it.

- If you were a contestant on Flavor of Love, what would be your persona?
- What was your most embarassing moment in the MUGEN community?
- What's it like to be a gigantic tool?

- I barely pay attention to reality shows that aren't on the Food Network, so I had to google what the hell that was. Um... I guess I'd act like Arpa and always insist that Flav call me Arpa instead of whatever nickname he calls me. What acting like Arpa entails is up to you to interpret.
- I don't remember anything exceptionally embarrassing, except for not being able to finish my stage for the stage contest on the forum. Although looking at what I was making, I probably would've been more embarrassed by releasing it.
- Well you ruined the joke by posting the Gunshow comic so I can't respond with the last panel.

Do you feel that it kind of defeats the purpose to ask questions to someone who calls himself Do Not Even Ask?  If so, is it the questions or the name that becomes pointless in this scenario?

It depends on the inquisitor's perception of what the phrase "do not even ask" entails. What exactly can not be asked? Does the ambiguity of the phrase make the suppression of questions universal? But should assumptions be made of indefinite phrases? I'm getting off track... Who exactly shouldn't be asked questions? Is it he who owns the moniker that forbids query or another person? If it's another person, then who? Is it me (in this case "me" not being me but rather the one interrogating the meaning behind the phrase)? But why would it be me or another person? Does this man forbid introspection or the need for knowledge? Why does he wish to deny intelligent thought and the need for clarification? Does he wish ruin upon human civilization? Is he evil-incarnate? Should I rally people to slay this anti-christ? Why am I in a straitjacket and in a padded white room?

I hope that satisfies your question
    

Re: wrestling

 September 21, 2014, 10:46:54 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in wrestling (Started by Titiln August 28, 2007, 08:49:26 pm
 Board: Entertainment

    

Re: Ask GOH

 September 19, 2014, 08:56:05 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Ask Erroratu (Started by Bastard Walt March 13, 2013, 05:40:48 pm
 Board: All That's Left

WHY WON'T YOU TAKE MY COUPONS :bigcry:
    

Re: Ask Jmorphman

 September 16, 2014, 08:05:31 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Ask Erroratu (Started by Bastard Walt March 13, 2013, 05:40:48 pm
 Board: All That's Left

    

Re: Ask Jmorphman

 September 16, 2014, 10:54:51 am View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Ask Erroratu (Started by Bastard Walt March 13, 2013, 05:40:48 pm
 Board: All That's Left

    

Re: Ask Lamemorphman

 September 15, 2014, 10:56:39 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Ask Erroratu (Started by Bastard Walt March 13, 2013, 05:40:48 pm
 Board: All That's Left

Man of Steel: great iteration of Superman or greatest iteration of Superman?
Why do you read dumb comic books when stuff like people dying to radioactive semen and pink kryptonite turning Superman gay happens in them?
Why are seasons 3 and 5 of Community so shitty?
Is there any chance of you returning to any moojin IRC channels? It's getting lonely :(
How big of an asshole am I?
    

Re: Feminist study of games

 September 15, 2014, 05:01:13 am View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Feminist study of games (Started by Iced March 09, 2013, 06:48:21 pm
 Board: Gaming

ahahahaha oh man

although... shutting down steam for an hour would cause rednavi to have a huge panic attack, so i'm 110% behind this petition that'll do nothing
    

Re: Burger King New All Black Burger bun and cheese

 September 14, 2014, 07:26:57 am View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Burger King New All Black Burger bun and cheese (Started by Legendary DeMoNk@I September 13, 2014, 04:04:25 am
 Board: All That's Left

you know what they say about cows that produce black cheese
    

Re: Super Smash Bros [3DS][Wii U]

 September 13, 2014, 01:14:37 am View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (Started by Titiln November 19, 2004, 06:28:24 pm
 Board: Fighting Games

Maybe it's because I haven't played Smash in about... 8(?) years, but I'm having a hard time getting used to the 3DS' controls. The demo also crashed my 3DS when I tried to exit out of the game.
    

Re: Super Smash Bros [3DS][Wii U]

 September 12, 2014, 05:17:14 am View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (Started by Titiln November 19, 2004, 06:28:24 pm
 Board: Fighting Games

I'm disappointed Dark Pit's Final Smash isn't a Landmaster.
    

Re: Feminist study of games

 September 08, 2014, 09:16:02 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Feminist study of games (Started by Iced March 09, 2013, 06:48:21 pm
 Board: Gaming

Can we keep Gamergate bullshit out of this thread please?
    

Re: Permission to Flame On, sir!

 September 06, 2014, 12:27:56 am View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in shitpost r us (Started by Do not even ask October 28, 2012, 10:37:23 am
 Board: All That's Left

    

Re: gaming news that don't deserve their own thread

 September 05, 2014, 02:20:36 am View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in gaming news that don't deserve their own thread (Started by Titiln October 30, 2011, 05:13:58 pm
 Board: Gaming

really... fucking InternetAristocrat

are we going to get AmazingAtheist videos next in this thread
    

Re: Ask Drkelexo

 September 04, 2014, 10:28:12 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Ask Erroratu (Started by Bastard Walt March 13, 2013, 05:40:48 pm
 Board: All That's Left

What games console (past or present) do you think is an overhyped load of bullocks?

Wubbadubbadubba izzat true?
    

Re: Ask Drkelexo

 September 04, 2014, 12:59:48 am View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Ask Erroratu (Started by Bastard Walt March 13, 2013, 05:40:48 pm
 Board: All That's Left

When you lose motivation to continue working on or finishing a project, how do you regain that motivation?
    

Re: Ask Drkelexo

 September 02, 2014, 09:42:35 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Ask Erroratu (Started by Bastard Walt March 13, 2013, 05:40:48 pm
 Board: All That's Left

The Stage 2 Boss of 2/X is baller and was what got me hooked on the Metal Slug series.

Wait, Metal Slug 3D actually got released in some capacity? I thought that thing just existed only as a pre-release footage that looked terrible and the whole game was axed.
Why is Yoshika Miyako an infinitely superior jiangshi to Hsien-ko?
    

Re: Feminist study of games

 August 31, 2014, 10:14:28 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Do not even ask  in Feminist study of games (Started by Iced March 09, 2013, 06:48:21 pm
 Board: Gaming

Did you just shittalk Winnie the Pooh? I'll fight you.