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Started by thoraxglycerin, October 26, 2009, 01:56:43 pm
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Re: The ....what would you do, if.... thread
#21  October 26, 2009, 03:46:43 pm
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navetsea said, October 26, 2009, 03:40:50 pm
what if you wake up in the morning and find out you have magically transformed into a hot looking opposite sex
I would start finger fucking myself into oblivion and licking my titties in the process. From there, no plunger handle, flash light, or banana would be safe.

What would you do if you had no question to ask?

thoraxglycerin

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#22  October 26, 2009, 03:51:54 pm
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i would ask someone if he/she has a question.

what would you do if you had an illness, which makes about 98% of humanity into living zombies, while they're not able to sense you?
made of ripped hearts waving far away,
only my memory stays still, as i say.
Looking to sky,
oh, how many people wished to fly?
i don't know,
beacuse life's harshness is a mainpart of god's show

Titiln

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#23  October 26, 2009, 03:53:05 pm
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what would you do if you had teh sex >:D

K.O.D

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#24  October 26, 2009, 03:55:25 pm
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gross >:( >:(

kakkoii superhero

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#25  October 26, 2009, 03:56:22 pm
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what would you do if you accidentally shitting your pants, and people start looking at you with prejudice.

Van's

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#26  October 26, 2009, 03:57:49 pm
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thoraxglycerin

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#27  October 26, 2009, 03:59:12 pm
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Wonderful indeed, wonderful!.
in about some time it's became a thread piling high. :D
made of ripped hearts waving far away,
only my memory stays still, as i say.
Looking to sky,
oh, how many people wished to fly?
i don't know,
beacuse life's harshness is a mainpart of god's show

kakkoii superhero

Re: The ....what would you do, if.... thread
#28  October 26, 2009, 04:10:49 pm
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what, don't change the subject?
I demand answer  ;D
what would you do if you accidentally shitting your pants, and people start looking at you with prejudice?

thoraxglycerin

Re: The ....what would you do, if.... thread
#29  October 26, 2009, 04:15:46 pm
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i would kill myself by jumping into the street.
and what would you do if you barfed while a birthday party?
made of ripped hearts waving far away,
only my memory stays still, as i say.
Looking to sky,
oh, how many people wished to fly?
i don't know,
beacuse life's harshness is a mainpart of god's show

Jexsam

Re: The ....what would you do, if.... thread
#30  October 26, 2009, 04:21:42 pm
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Shout, "SURPRISE!" and try to play it off like a comedy act.


What would you do if a distant and obscure relative left you a position of royalty in an even more obscure country?

♠Treasure Sniper

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#31  October 26, 2009, 04:23:08 pm
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I would rule the country like a power hungry bastard

WHat would you do if N.Korea chose you to suicide nuclear bomb America?
TSUKASA013 said, April 05, 2009, 06:35:53 pm

oh tobi stop playing with robots and penises.

thoraxglycerin

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#32  October 26, 2009, 04:25:39 pm
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i would bomb right there, i mean every where are atombombs.
Ergo= we're doomed anyway suckerz :P

what would you do if a chicken would work in a burger-king shop and sells hamburger AND chickenburger and so on.
made of ripped hearts waving far away,
only my memory stays still, as i say.
Looking to sky,
oh, how many people wished to fly?
i don't know,
beacuse life's harshness is a mainpart of god's show

kakkoii superhero

Re: The ....what would you do, if.... thread
#33  October 26, 2009, 04:37:42 pm
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thoraxglycerin said, October 26, 2009, 04:15:46 pm
i would kill myself by jumping into the street.
and what would you do if you barfed while a birthday party?

I blame the cook  "hey there is a staple in this food, do you want to kill me?"

Jexsam said, October 26, 2009, 04:21:42 pm
What would you do if a distant and obscure relative left you a position of royalty in an even more obscure country?

I will find out what is the cause of his death first

♠Sparks said, October 26, 2009, 04:23:08 pm
WHat would you do if N.Korea chose you to suicide nuclear bomb America?

I will accept the payment, then subcontract the job to anti-America militans, there are bunch of them here

thoraxglycerin said, October 26, 2009, 04:25:39 pm
what would you do if a chicken would work in a burger-king shop and sells hamburger AND chickenburger and so on.

I will look down on them literally, unless they wear highheels.

what would you do if you can hear/read other people thoughts?

thoraxglycerin

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#34  October 26, 2009, 04:41:53 pm
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i would fuck them up. prettily, when they have something to say.
so if someone wants to boast me up, i will counter :D

what would you do if a machine wants to watch transformers with you?
made of ripped hearts waving far away,
only my memory stays still, as i say.
Looking to sky,
oh, how many people wished to fly?
i don't know,
beacuse life's harshness is a mainpart of god's show
Last Edit: October 26, 2009, 04:50:57 pm by thoraxglycerin

kakkoii superhero

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#35  October 26, 2009, 04:51:47 pm
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What kind of machine is that


what would you do if U rent a DVD, just a normal movie tittle, and watch it together after a lunch with your big family, maybe also with your grandparents as well, cousins, nephews and nieces,

and the movie turnout to be R rated movie with alot of nudity and raunchy sex scenes.

thoraxglycerin

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#36  October 26, 2009, 05:32:02 pm
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a humanid robot.


now to the question:
i would teach them about the body of man and woman, they're this O_o
that's why i rip the paper apart and throw them to the bin, when i try to draw naked bodys for understanding.


what would you do, if someone hugged you all of a sudden in the city?
made of ripped hearts waving far away,
only my memory stays still, as i say.
Looking to sky,
oh, how many people wished to fly?
i don't know,
beacuse life's harshness is a mainpart of god's show

kakkoii superhero

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#37  October 26, 2009, 05:40:46 pm
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thoraxglycerin said, October 26, 2009, 05:32:02 pm
what would you do, if someone hugged you all of a sudden in the city?


I'll grab my wallet.

what would you do if somehow you got unconcious, and a doctor diagnose you as dead, and you wake up just before your burial, already sealed in the coffin.

thoraxglycerin

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#38  October 26, 2009, 05:46:54 pm
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i would move myself and cry for help, really noone wants to die, if the didn't saw everything they desired from the heart.


what would you do if you would get an invitation for a heavy-metal concert, (including finest artists and bands :D)
made of ripped hearts waving far away,
only my memory stays still, as i say.
Looking to sky,
oh, how many people wished to fly?
i don't know,
beacuse life's harshness is a mainpart of god's show

kakkoii superhero

Re: The ....what would you do, if.... thread
#39  October 26, 2009, 06:12:46 pm
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thoraxglycerin said, October 26, 2009, 05:46:54 pm
i would move myself and cry for help, really noone wants to die, if the didn't saw everything they desired from the heart.


what would you do if you would get an invitation for a heavy-metal concert, (including finest artists and bands :D)

in the 19th century, they will re open the coffin, stab your heart with a wooden stake, cut your head, and stuff your mouth with garlic.


I will sell the ticket to my friend who is a heavy metal fanatic, and buy my self a new graphic card. :sugoi:

what would you do if you are bitten by a werewolf, and damned to turn into a werewolf everytime you got an errection?

moolambo

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#40  October 26, 2009, 06:19:25 pm
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what would you do if you accidentally shitting your pants, and people start looking at you with prejudice.
lol I'd shit in my pants again

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what would you do if you would get an invitation for a heavy-metal concert, (including finest artists and bands
it depends on the bands which are playing. but if there's moshpit and it's all low-cost, I'd give it a try.
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what would you do if somehow you got unconcious, and a doctor diagnose you as dead, and you wake up just before your burial, already sealed in the coffin.
I would stop reading Poe.

now what would you do if Poe reads your mind from the afterlife? eh?
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