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A have a loli type girlfriend
#1  October 26, 2010, 08:55:06 pm
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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#2  October 26, 2010, 08:58:14 pm
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Legal age of consent in japan is 12. is that how old she was?

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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#3  October 26, 2010, 09:11:31 pm
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As long as she has a menstrual cycle, nature is on your side, even if the law isn't!  ;P

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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#4  October 26, 2010, 09:16:45 pm
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i have a girlfriend now i'm gonna post it on mugenguild.com!!!

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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#5  October 26, 2010, 09:18:35 pm
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It's not a loli, so nobody gives a shit Anjel.

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#6  October 26, 2010, 09:19:08 pm
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I would not be surprised for someone to come in and say pics or it didn't happen

pics or it...nah
are you sure she likes animes though?  what if she is repulsed by that kind of thing

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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#7  October 26, 2010, 09:19:19 pm
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lol can i just lock this and send it to hall of fame

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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#8  October 26, 2010, 09:20:26 pm
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this made my day
i cant count the reasons i should stay

one by one they all just fade away...


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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#9  October 26, 2010, 09:21:03 pm
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what is this, i dont even

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#10  October 26, 2010, 09:27:06 pm
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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#11  October 26, 2010, 09:40:34 pm
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Titiln said, October 26, 2010, 09:19:19 pm
lol can i just lock this and send it to hall of fame

Hey, I'm not trolling. 8)

and no she doesnt watch anime but she loves all the cute stuff from Asia. she has an asian style haircut, instead of those ugly Miley Cyrus or Beyonce or Rihanna types of hair styles.

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-here's what you do. be like out of town or something, and call her up and go "I was just out of town busy and I was thinking of you"--- works every time[/url]

lol I'm gonna try that. thx :3

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#12  October 26, 2010, 09:41:12 pm
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In this forum full of hardcore fighting gamers (specially men) dont think are really interested in love stories unless u put pictures of her wearing Felicia`s cosplay or some hentai shit and then ill be willing to answer your topic about ur lolipop asian lil girl my brotha... lol
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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#13  October 26, 2010, 10:17:04 pm
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RaiN said, October 26, 2010, 08:55:06 pm
do you guys got any good ideas on making out? (we've only french kissed so far)
got any ideas for romantic-cuddling dates?
got any ideas for "cute" stuff I can give to her as gifts?

- When you want to "spice up" your make-out sessions, you should try going as low budget as possible. Get some cheap scented candles (anime themed, to let her know you accept her for being otaku), dim the lights, and play some nice japanese love songs. Remember that it's okay to test the limits of how far she is willing to go sexually. Don't force her into a situation where the make-out turns into a heavy petting or a dry-hump session. Just relax and go with the flow.

- From personal experience with my own Azn Princesses, you can literally cuddle while doing anything and they'll love you for it. Say you're in the shower, and she walks in to use the bathroom. It's okay to just step out, put your arms around her, and get down to some serious cuddling. There is no wrong way, time, or place to cuddle with someone.

- Since her interests include Anime and being subservient , you could buy some fuzzy pink handcuffs, or a Hello Kitty back massage device. If you feel bound to up the ante, by a large sized Pikachu doll and carefully insert a egg massager into it. That way, she she goes to hug the doll, it will vibrate like Pikachu is doing his thunderbolt attack.

I hope this helps you in some way, because I really see some potential here. 

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#14  October 26, 2010, 11:23:28 pm
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#15  October 26, 2010, 11:28:35 pm
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#16  October 26, 2010, 11:34:12 pm
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hence why he failed. hard.

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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#17  October 26, 2010, 11:38:11 pm
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fucking up a japanese word is the lesser of faults in this thing

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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#18  October 26, 2010, 11:41:38 pm
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That's the scary part I didn't want to point out because I felt it was too obvious. One of the bigger problems is trying to use that in the first place on an English-speaking forum in a non-satirical manner.



The biggest is... making a thread about this to begin with.

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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#19  October 26, 2010, 11:46:54 pm
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Titiln said, October 26, 2010, 11:38:11 pm
fucking up a japanese word is the lesser of faults in this thing

This. One hundred times this.
Seriously guy, what the fuck?
Unless she is a slut like me, I am pretty sure she WILL be very pissed off with all this exposure you posted here.
Even though you didn't put her name on it.

Heck, even I would be pissed off by this stuff.
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Re: A have a loli type girlfriend
#20  October 26, 2010, 11:51:12 pm
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Why would you be pissed off? Because he isn't slightly touching YOUR soft, cute and squishy breasts (not the nipples), OR putting his hands down YOUR pants, and rubbing YOUR cute little butt?

Talk about hatin' ::)
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