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Started by Iced, March 18, 2012, 05:31:48 pm
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Bay's Teenage alien ninja turtles
#1  March 18, 2012, 05:31:48 pm
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#2  March 18, 2012, 05:37:38 pm
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IT'S EDGY AND FUNNY HGHGHFNNFFFFFFF
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#3  March 18, 2012, 05:40:37 pm
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is splinter gonna be an "alien rat" as well...  ::)  --;
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#4  March 18, 2012, 06:04:37 pm
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Welp

Thanks Mr. Bay

you ruined it

all of it

I'll go mourn my lost childhood now :^V
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#5  March 18, 2012, 06:09:25 pm
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Calling it: Shredder's a cyborg and dies in a very explodey fashion.
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#6  March 18, 2012, 06:11:56 pm
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jesus christ

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#7  March 18, 2012, 06:13:31 pm
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#8  March 18, 2012, 06:16:39 pm
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Shredder will probably LOOK awesome but be nothing like how we all remember him. Or worse he'll actually kill people. The horror!

Actually now that I think about it, maybe that Rocksteady Ninja Turtle game is based off of this.
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#9  March 18, 2012, 06:17:53 pm
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lol when this becomes a successful movie that spawns a lot of sequels and makes people give a shit about the ninja turtles again
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#10  March 18, 2012, 06:26:11 pm
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Calling it, every turtle is a racial stereotype.

Michaelangelo is a mexican slacker, leonardo is a german roid freak, raphael is an angry black man and donatello is a thin asian dude with glasses.


splinter will be a swarm of rats animated by the ghost of a vengeful japanese ghost.
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#11  March 18, 2012, 06:31:06 pm
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april oneil is played by a hot ass fuck actress  :twisted:
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#12  March 18, 2012, 06:48:37 pm
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But where does Shia LeBouf fit in????
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#13  March 18, 2012, 06:49:01 pm
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He's Casey of course.
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#14  March 18, 2012, 06:52:51 pm
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splinter will be a swarm of rats animated by the ghost of a vengeful japanese ghost.
He must be played by Nic Cage, in a crossover with the Wicker Man sequel Cage wanted to do that would be set in Japan starring his character as a ghost.
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#15  March 18, 2012, 06:54:57 pm
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#16  March 18, 2012, 07:04:08 pm
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either shredder or the foot are likely going to be a techno organic virus that turns things mechanical, so that they both can use a ton of decapitation and violence and reuse the technology developed for transformers.
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#17  March 18, 2012, 07:06:39 pm
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LOL TITLN
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#18  March 18, 2012, 07:37:18 pm
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splinter will be a swarm of rats animated by the ghost of a vengeful japanese ghost.

Ghost of a ghost?   :???:

Fuck you Michael Bay.  Fuck you painfully and mercilessly for all eternity.  Suck a thousand dicks in hell.
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#19  March 18, 2012, 07:42:01 pm
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lol Michael Bay. You troll you.

Also, I don't get what everyone is getting so heated about. Because he's re imagining the series so it makes kinda more sense? It's fucking Michael Bay, what did you expect?
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#20  March 18, 2012, 07:44:38 pm
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I don't think making them aliens makes it the concept make more sense or makes it more realistic; it's just needlessly changing things.