Let's be honest here, a bunch of guys turning into giant turtles is more farfetched then aliens that look like them.And about the needless, well, like I said, it's Michael Bay. This should have been expected, hence why i'm not hella angry like some of the guys here.
Studio: "Bay, we'd like you to head up the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film."Bay: "Is it okay if I make it so they aren't mutants or turtles?"Studio: "Sure, what the fuck?"I'm not even the biggest TMNT fan, but this is one of the most blindingly stupid things I've ever read.
michael bay needs to be fucked to death by a giant space cockno amount of love or good will will ever undo the things that this man has done
MDD said, March 18, 2012, 07:46:57 pmLet's be honest here, a bunch of guys turning into giant turtles is more farfetched then aliens that look like them.And about the needless, well, like I said, it's Michael Bay. This should have been expected, hence why i'm not hella angry like some of the guys here.i feel the same way but then again i only liked tmnt's popular cartoon and then stopped giving a shit and i'm not as emotionally attached to the franchise as some people here are so i dont really care. alien donatello eat a pizza while explosions go off in the background. this movie gonna own
Maybe it's a genuine mistake. Maybe he knows so few about what he's producing he thought the turtles were aliens. So much for "TMNT", more like "EFNA" (edgy funny ninja aliens).
MDD said, March 18, 2012, 07:46:57 pmLet's be honest here, a bunch of guys turning into giant turtles is more farfetched then aliens that look like them.And about the needless, well, like I said, it's Michael Bay. This should have been expected, hence why i'm not hella angry like some of the guys here.no dude, they were TURTLES already, they just became mutant turtles who know how to speak which kinda made it even more farfetched.
MDD said, March 18, 2012, 07:46:57 pmLet's be honest here, a bunch of guys turning into giant turtles is more farfetched then aliens that look like them.If we turn Dante emo, it sucks and it's not Devil May Cry. If we turn turtles into aliens and still call it TMNT it doesn't??Also, "guys"? They were turtles originally. They just turned mutant.
Someone call Uwe Boll --i mean not to make the movie...hell no..but he should put on his boxing gloves and shut bays mouth
Honestly the most far fetched part of their origin is that Splinter, as a regular non-mutated rat, learned master ninja skills by watching his owner.
Jmorphman said, March 18, 2012, 08:34:28 pmHonestly the most far fetched part of their origin is that Splinter, as a regular non-mutated rat, learned master ninja skills by watching his owner.that changes between canons. there are several interpretations of the ninja turtles. The original indeed is that splinter learnt by observing, and in the comic the mutagen made things evolve, not really gain characteristics of other animals.In the eighties toon splinter WAS the old japanese man and the mutagen would transfer properties from one animal to the last animal they touched.
Can't wait to see Dragon Ball by Michael Bay, where Goku is a gorilla escaped from the zoo who learned kungfu by watching videos of Bruce Lee and turned human because of the moon.
Iced said, March 18, 2012, 08:38:20 pmIn the eighties toon splinter WAS the old japanese man and the mutagen would transfer properties from one animal to the last animal they touched.I know! I always found that the most sensible origin but everyone seems to hate the old cartoon now, so...
Rednavi said, March 18, 2012, 08:31:58 pmno dude, they were TURTLES already, they just because mutant turtles who know how to speak which kinda made it even more farfetched.Sorry I got it mixed up with Street Sharks which I like way better.
MDD said, March 18, 2012, 08:59:32 pmSorry I got it mixed up with Street Sharks which I like way better.Oh my god Street Sharks, that was a real thing and not just a fever dream I had.
Eh, I would probably be more angry if they weren't already making a cartoon and a comic where they were still mutants. I made a personal pledge after Transformers to never give Michael Bay another penny of my money anyway, and it wasn't going to change because he was working on my favorite franchise.
HShouldn't it be "Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles " then? Also how can Aliens be ninjas. Are they going to land in Japan as children and be trained by a mutant rat or something? I would rather listen to "Ninja rap " all day than watch this shit
