http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/03/20/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-movie-michael-bay-aliens/In other news, Bay is a condescending idiot who think everyone should just shut up and trust him. Because he has such a great fucking track record, right?
Michael Bay has enough 'fuck you' money at this point that he could make Shredder a sentient knife from the knife planet (insert Transformers joke here) and the rest of the world would just have to shut up and jam.
Bay can kiss my ass. Nothing he has ever made is rich let alone "Richer" Hopefully no one watches this shit, but I said that about the third Transformers considering how bad the second one was.
One of the co-creators (the artist) has responded to all this nonsense with a hearty does of sarcasm. The other co-creator (the writer) has called it "AWESOME".Also they guy who voiced Mike in the first movie described this alien thing as rape and that Bay is sodomizing the franchise. Because that is a reasoned response.
What this movie will have:-social networking jokes/references that show our turtle boys can stay topical & hip-Turtle dancing but not the cool variety-Female lead with non-existent acting chops who hasn't had a restraining order filed against Bay, yet...-Linkin ParkI've gotta give it to the guy though, he's nothing if not consistent. This alien turtle news is keeping in Line with Bay's philosophy of if it ain't broke, then shit and piss all over it till it is.
All time fans will say...Easily impressed newbies to the turtles will say...Which places Bay's winnery at a 50/50 situation...I'm all against that since he's done it again and again.You can't burn out a ever golden franchise like this because the real fans will hate you and spit in your grave...when will you get this Michael Bay?Oh yeah...This really sucks balls.
I thought the Grinch was a bad guy, and Little Cindy was what changed his heatr in the end. Are you saying the Bay fans are gonna turns us grouchy "don't touch the series" Grinches into people of their caliber?
it doesn't matter who wins or loses, all that matters is that michael bay is a retarded chucklefuck who will burn in hell for his crimes
Surely there is a special place in hell for Michael Bay.The very moment we all saw Michael Bay's name attached to this project we knew it was doomed to be shit. In the first place he isn't so much a director as he is a businessman. He just knows how to push tickets with the same damn formula he's been using his whole career. I'd be more inclined to ignore his typical stupidity but what the hell is with his attitude? People have a problem with him changing something they've held dear for over twenty years and he responds like a jaded twelve year old?! "...chill...?"Truly a chucklefuck.
Thank you, Michael Bay... http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/03/20/2704455/michael-bay-tells-ninja-turtles.html(Sorry if this is old)
I read about 1/3 into the replies here.... Alien Turtles?? What the fuck!?And I think its clear as to who should play April: Megan Fox. Vanilla Ice should play the Shredder. And Sheldon (forgot the actors name) from Big Bang Theory should play Krang. Because he acts smart. Oh!! And Shia should pull a Social Network and play both Bebop and Rocksteady.The only good thing that came out of Michael Bay was Bad Boys. The first one. He then ruined that with part 2. Then he vomited all over the Transformers franchise. The only thing I could think of for Teenage.... Alien.... Turtles is how bad Bay is gonna fuck it up.AilynnStarlight said, March 24, 2012, 02:26:56 pm Thank you, Michael Bay... http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/03/20/2704455/michael-bay-tells-ninja-turtles.html(Sorry if this is old)Priceless.
Saikoro: I second Vanilla Ice for Shredder. Why not at this point. ------------------------Ten bucks says that when it's all said and done, there will be exploding manhole covers, April will be 20 years old and smoking hot, there will be some form of pissing, farting, and racism in there...and Krang's robot bipedal armor will have giant swaying mechanical testicles. Or perhaps the whole story will be ret-conned with completely ridiculous and random BS: The Turtles are from an extinct alien race who reproduce asexually and are wanna-be coal miners, and the Shredder is actually their long lost pet back on Planet Bebop. You see, the Turtles got sucked into a space-warp and thrown into the sewers of New York City, and they done lost their memories! Welll, them boys were gone for quite a spell, and they plum forgot to feed him!Know this: A pet unfed is a pet scorned...and them turtles gotta whole MESSA trouble headed their way now!
Ryoga, you just nailed the story. I'd pay to see that.Or if you want to keep it simple, just watch episodes from earlier seasons of the original cartoon.... Those will do infinitely better than whatever Bay can do.Or just redo Bad Boys with an injection of Turtles lore. For starters, Martin Laurence can play Raphael.
Maybe that's the answer....just go all out and make it SO unwatchable, that it actually ends up so bad it's hilarious. Honestly though, I'd rather see the Turtles franchise die with some dignity left intact.
Alhambra said, March 26, 2012, 05:16:20 amI'd rather all Turtle movies be animated. Least we still have the comics and the cartoons.I agree. You know what would fucking rock?? Pull a Zack Snider (did I spell his name right??) and animate the original comic, using each page as a storyboard, violence and all left intact.
