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Started by Iced, March 18, 2012, 05:31:48 pm
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#601  August 12, 2014, 09:27:58 am
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lol Michael Bay hate is reaching Justin Bieber hate levels of cringe.
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#602  August 12, 2014, 01:00:40 pm
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The changes to the origin aren't well thought out or explained. For some reason splinter knows everything about everyone and everything but before life in the sewer he was a lab rat? How does he know of shredder when the world believes the foot to be a myth? I didn't care for shalub as his va either he sounds like hes trying to read his lines for a broadway role. If your a fan of the oldies don't bother if you hate bay movies don't bother if your in love megan fox/april o'neil then this is the film for you!
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#603  August 12, 2014, 01:34:59 pm
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foot clan are the worse ninja ever. (In this movie)
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#604  August 12, 2014, 07:13:05 pm
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foot clan are the worse ninja ever. (In this movie)
Apparently the original idea was that those were the "American" branch of the Foot. The Japanese branch are all traditional ninjas.
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#605  August 12, 2014, 07:14:56 pm
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they were just bad at being incognito, for a group that's supposed to be shrouded in mystery everyone knows who they are, I mean the original movie had april telling about it, but no one believed her, this is just out in the open.
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#606  August 12, 2014, 08:52:33 pm
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They're foot soldiers in this so that explains they're military tactics hopefully they go with ninjas in the sequel
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#607  August 13, 2014, 12:46:46 am
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I'll bet that's all the thought they put into them lol

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#608  August 13, 2014, 01:13:34 am
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#609  August 13, 2014, 02:45:36 am
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^^basically, I wanted this to be better than expected but the story feels rushed and you can tell they tacked on the whole japanese shredder part because he doesn't fit in with the overall plot. Karai has no effect on the plot they constantly do close ups of her to show she's important but she doesn't DO anything meanwhile coincidence o'neil is boring us with her ridiculous attempts at convincing a news editor to report nonsense based on her word alone I was shaking my head through the whole film and not because its not the old turtles but so much doesn't make sense in this movie just from a story telling perspective. Now they're making part two so it'll be more of the same because no one holds these films to a higher standard and I hate " Turn off your brain " films because that just gives them license to be lazy and you willingly agree to be dumb to enjoy it
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#610  August 13, 2014, 04:17:02 pm
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#611  August 13, 2014, 06:47:48 pm
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I apologize...
that was quite rude of me...
It's just that I hate Hollywood and know how they do all their movies.
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#612  August 13, 2014, 10:05:36 pm
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yeah all movies are bad wow u figured it out
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#613  August 14, 2014, 11:50:48 am
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All movies are bad, entertainment section cancelled.
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#614  August 14, 2014, 06:02:07 pm
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but what about mangos ?

and the most popular ever that even deserved it's own subforum music section !?
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#615  August 14, 2014, 10:45:05 pm
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Rajaa said:
Leave this man alone. He didn't do anything super horrible to anyone or to the community, and he doesn't deserve this shit.
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#616  August 14, 2014, 11:32:34 pm
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if I wanted a good movie
I'd just watch a full season of Avatar: The Last Airbender all in one night
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#617  August 14, 2014, 11:42:05 pm
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Or you could watch a good movie and do something productive with the other 5-6 hours, like go outside
If you close your eyes, your life a naked truth revealed
Dreams you never lived and scars never healed
In the darkness light will take you to the other side
And find me waiting there, you'll see if you just close your eyes.
If you just close your eyes.
If you just close your eyes.
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#618  August 14, 2014, 11:44:52 pm
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if I wanted a good movie
I'd just watch a full season of Avatar: The Last Airbender all in one night

You could also ask other people what movies they think are good, instead of assuming "bah all films suck." :-\
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#619  August 14, 2014, 11:48:43 pm
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or you could just not add to a conversation if you have nothing of worth to say about it.
All your posts on this thread so far were about your childhood being ruined , posting meme videos and about how all movies are bad. you are 12 and it shows.
Dont comment on stuff unless you have something to actually say, commenting just to throw in a joke doesnt really work when you cant argue about anything that is happening.