Ode to my former favorite animal.QuoteQuoteDolphins try to rape people??I heard on manswers tonight that dolphins have been known to try to rape human beings.......... is that true?It seems there are gangs of dolphin predators roaming the open waters looking for humans to sexually assault. The dolphins in each case were observed circling the swimmer as one of the group grabbed them with their penis and dragged them under, then the others followed. You see dolphins have a prehensile penis, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects, such as a human wrist, ankle, neck, or waist. One could compare it to a boa constrictor or an elephant trunk….The decoys never resurfaced in any of the studies…. We tracked one of the decoys to an underwater cave where it had been repeatedly raped and torn apart by the dolphins. ”"There are at least 14 cases of dolphin rape reported each year in the United States, these usually occur near the shore where victims are able to escape before they can be dragged into a dolphin rape cave. There is no real estimate of how many deaths are the result of dolphin rape each year as many of these occur in open water where there are few eyewitnesses if any." .
jesus fucking christ O_Oand i remember when i was swiming with dolphins in open sea at 12 year old....
hjk said, January 15, 2013, 01:14:00 amI remember reading an article about this a while back. It was a pretty weird article to read. Even more weird, said article stated that cases involving female dolphins attempting to become intimate with humans exist as well.Did I mention this article was written by a man who claims to actively engage sexually with female dolphins...?
They're fed up of warning people about the end of the world, but they're not quite up to the point that they're just going to up and leave, thanking us for the fish. This is just them taking it out on us, clearly.
http://www.beatricebiologist.com/2011/06/dolphin-sexual-harassment.htmlI dunno, this is the only counterpoint I could find so far, but it at least makes sense
Ecco was the one who started all this >:[remember the intro: *packs of dolphins jumping out of water in a frenzy...* craving for sex
They often do that. Even on camera :http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IlaZis3KQl8
Over-exagerated. Aside humans and other monkeys, Dolphins are the only animals which masturbates tehmselves, using boats' keels, or even the sandy bottom. Making humans part of their "games" is just casual. I mean, they're not trying to have (complete) sex with, it's more like a sea wank.Dolphins also plays with some species of whales...PS: Yup, I'm oceanographer.EDIT: Forgot to say, a lot of dolphins uses this wank thing as a way to show their strength in the group, something as the Alpha Male. Gotta add, dolphins are agressive too(exemple: it's not usual finding sharks where are dolphins...those fishes gets attacked and bullyed by our "friendly" mammals)
