~ONE MONTH LEFT UNTIL E3 MUTHAFUCKAZ! OOh let's see waht kind of piss the big boys are gonna balst into the gaming sewer this year. BIG BOYS COMPETE FOR THE E3 PRIZE OF GAMERS HEARTS! But whoare the big boys? Let's go in Press Conference Order (PCO)
MICROSOFT Microsoft has announced that the Xbox E3 2014 media briefing will take place at 12:30 p.m. Eastern/9:30 a.m. Pacific June 9. Microsoft got the failbox NOTfun (xbox one) and no one likes it. It's actually sellign ebtter than the 360 did but eveyrthign thinks it's failing cos ps4 is doing way better. What can we expect from these boys?
Microsoft have changed management and the new micro man is promising games and few executives. It's likely that Halo 2 HD will be annoucned at E3 along with closer looks at Susnet Overdrive(who cares), the max b devs tv show game that no one cares about and maybe gears of war teaser. MNiricorsoft always have call of duty demo on stage(whocares). Microsoft want to be the gamers game company so theyre probably gonna try to snap up exclusive deals or dlc and show a bunch of games where u shoot people in the head. i dont care
PAST MICROSOFT E3 MEMES Please post your own favourites! SONY Sony have not announced a press conference time yet, but is always in the evening after the Microsoft press conference. SONY are on top of the world right now with the stunning success of ps4 which is never on store shelves but seems tobe selling faster than any consol ever. The good will towards this console is so strong that people are buying it before a single game has been released on the system, waiting for a game to be released. LIke microsoft, they will have a new press conference man cos the old guy left. Sony release borign games that no one cares about unless they are by naught dog or the japan guy that makes you cyr. We can expect a really boring, over long press confrence that isn't really good or bad, but maybe it will have some kingdom heart. they might tease new uncharted, show the epic steampunk corridor shooter and show the car game that was so bad it was delayed a year.
IF THE GODS ARE PLEASE WITH GAMERS THEY WILL SHOW PROJECT BEAST, POSSIBLY THE ONLY GOOD GAME TO BE SHOWN IN A LIVE PRESS CONFERENCE DURING E3 2014 PAST SONY E3 MEMES VIDEO Please post your own favourites! Nintendo Visit e3.nintendo.com on the 10th of June at 9 a.m. PT to watch the Nintendo Digital Event livestream . In the meantime, be sure to visit the site regularly for the latest E3 updates and announcements. Nintnedo are going viral to announce their pre recorded e3 thing, epic mega 64
VIDEO NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT THE WII U OTHER THAN PEOPLE WITH BRAIN DAMAGe. NO one. No one is buying it, no one cares. Nintendo are going to show off the same thigns they always do at e3 and most people will yawn, while the mentally retarded adults hoot and hollar. expect LOTS of smash bros, some franchise rehashes and the pokemon ruby sapphire remakes. there will also be a smash bros esports tournament and u can play smash bros at best buy during e3 week.
PAST NINTENDO E3 MEMES VIDEO Please post your own favourites! OTHer Publishers/Devs EA and Ubisoft also holy press conferences, usually between Microsoft and Sony. They are even more borign than the console ones
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