I believe this opens the Sixth Seal.James Guy Bull from Florida was caught by his neighbor raping his own puppy."When (Bull) saw (him), he pulled up his pants and put the dog down".http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/20/puppy-rapist-sentence/15984325/
What...The...Hell... I mean, who in their right mind looks at a defenseless puppy and thinks, "Yeah, I'm gonna pork that." with a straight face.I know puppies are cute but... This is Bestiality and Pedophilia mixed with 9 different flavors of WTF!
Person Man said, October 03, 2014, 03:09:14 amIt's always something with Florida Man.Sorry that I've deviated slightly but reading some of those news articles and seeing that hash tag is making me think of some kind of super villain.Florida Man, a shape changing douche nozzle that causes rampant chaos and stupidity wherever he goes. After living on a diet of drugs, booze and paint chips, he sets out to make a complete fool and/or bastard out of himself by doing the most crazy/evil stunts that most people with two functioning brain cells would never do.Now I'm thinking, how many hellmouths have sprung up all over Florida in recent years to cause crap like this to happen?
"I am Florida Man!!! I come from the planet Germany. I have the power to go beyond your darkest thoughts and bring them to life. So open wide cause here comes Florida Man in your mouth."I'm gonna pitch this to DC
Tyrant Belial said, October 03, 2014, 03:58:41 amBurning in hell would be too good for this fucker.Oh don't worry, he'd hopefully gets the same treatment in prison.Nucka said, October 03, 2014, 05:42:40 am"I am Florida Man!!! I come from the planet Germany. I have the power to go beyond your darkest thoughts and bring them to life. So open wide cause here comes Florida Man in your mouth."I'm gonna pitch this to DCWhat about pitching Beaverton Man also? Beaverton Man is a supervillain that gains super strength and durability by doing vulgar and stupid things. One time, he took on 15 police officers in a bar and grill and shrugged off the taser used on him.
