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HOLY SHIT! The Coconut Crab!!! (Read 1767 times)

Started by Nucka, June 09, 2009, 10:20:22 pm
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HOLY SHIT! The Coconut Crab!!!
#1  June 09, 2009, 10:20:22 pm
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How would you like to wake up in the morning, get ready to go to work, and have this laying on the hood of your car?
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#2  June 09, 2009, 10:21:00 pm
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You don't watch many documentaries do you? ;P
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#3  June 09, 2009, 10:28:03 pm
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You don't watch many documentaries do you? ;P
How dare you sir?
I'm all about documentaries. In fact, I'm in the middle of making a documentary about you.

I've seen plenty of documentaries, but not one about this fuckin' beast.
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#4  June 09, 2009, 10:31:19 pm
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It makes me afraid to eat crabs or lobsters because I read Wikipedia and they used the term "exoskeleton," which makes me associate them with insects.

Thanks a lot Wikipedia, now I can't enjoy some juicy snow crab-legs with butter and lemon.  :(

But yeah, that thing looks disgusting, makes me tighten my butt cheeks just thinking about it. >_>
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#5  June 09, 2009, 10:35:38 pm
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You don't watch many documentaries do you? ;P
Regardless, I figure watching it on TV and actually finding one dozing on your car give you quite a different reaction. Surprise effect and not expecting to see something like that live, that sort of things. Try having a crocodile snoozing under your tire, you'll still be surprised I believe :P
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#6  June 09, 2009, 10:40:15 pm
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#7  June 09, 2009, 10:42:12 pm
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thanks rajaa, now I wil try to use lobster as combat armor. you just ruined my survival chacnes for the third world war.
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#8  June 09, 2009, 10:52:23 pm
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That's nothing, I once had a python sliver on my bed when I was sleeping.
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#9  June 09, 2009, 10:54:04 pm
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It is also called the robber crab or palm thief, because some coconut crabs are rumored to steal shiny items such as pots and silverware from houses and tents
*imagines scene of kidnapping by a fast sidewards walking creature*
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It makes me afraid to eat crabs or lobsters because I read Wikipedia and they used the term "exoskeleton," which makes me associate them with insects.
isn't it supposed to remind you of scorpions, spiders and other insects from the start?
...did it really take "exoskeleton" to cause you to stop eating it? I mean that should have been obvious...
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#10  June 09, 2009, 10:54:24 pm
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They climb up trees to get coconuts, then drop them down to the ground to break them open so they can be eaten. Although some people say that being arthropods, they don't really have the intelligence to do that on purpose, so they're really just clumsy. Which would sort of be cute in a way.
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#11  June 09, 2009, 10:56:32 pm
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So it's like a cat, but with a Exoskeleton
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#12  June 09, 2009, 11:01:39 pm
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It is also called the robber crab or palm thief, because some coconut crabs are rumored to steal shiny items such as pots and silverware from houses and tents
*imagines scene of kidnapping by a fast sidewards walking creature*
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It makes me afraid to eat crabs or lobsters because I read Wikipedia and they used the term "exoskeleton," which makes me associate them with insects.
isn't it supposed to remind you of scorpions, spiders and other insects from the start?
...did it really take "exoskeleton" to cause you to stop eating it? I mean that should have been obvious...

I hadn't really thought about it, until I saw exoskeleton which to me is confirmation of it's insect(ness). The scorpion thing didn't bother me, I never related the two; but look at that thing, though... I have been eating huge insects. I hate insects.

Which would sort of be cute in a way.

Ewwww, no way, nothing about that thing should be considered cute!!!

It makes me afraid to eat crabs or lobsters because I read Wikipedia and they used the term "exoskeleton," which makes me associate them with insects.
also gray fox
I tried google, I honestly, don't get it. :P
thanks rajaa, now I wil try to use lobster as combat armor. you just ruined my survival chacnes for the third world war.
Sorry papi.
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#13  June 09, 2009, 11:08:17 pm
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#14  June 09, 2009, 11:10:47 pm
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#15  June 09, 2009, 11:14:06 pm
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#16  June 09, 2009, 11:14:50 pm
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It makes me afraid to eat crabs or lobsters...
Every time I see a lobster it always makes me think that they are the cockroaches of the sea.

People eat cockroaches.
Maybe with a little butter they'd be tasty too.
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#17  June 09, 2009, 11:15:26 pm
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fuckin' awesome, I would have been scared at first but I'd enjoy his presence later, have become his best friend and later again that friendship would have turned into marriage. I would have been the most lucky man on the planet having a coconut crab as wife.
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#18  June 09, 2009, 11:24:03 pm
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I bet they taste the same Rajaa.
I don't have arachnophobia, trying to scare me, are you? :beatnik2:

It makes me afraid to eat crabs or lobsters...
Every time I see a lobster it always makes me think that they are the cockroaches of the sea.

People eat cockroaches.
Maybe with a little butter they'd be tasty too.
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When a cockroach is in my apartment, I am not. Normal roaches are okay, but they don't seem to be a trouble anymore, it's bedbugs now!!!

I hate those things. Made me throw away my favorite couch and  now my bed has to be covered in some funny smelling plastic.  :'(

Thanks, Byakko.
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#19  June 09, 2009, 11:54:16 pm
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Where is a fork when you need one. I'd catch it and cook it. There shell might be strong but its nothing my 2 handed maul and I can't take care of.
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#20  June 10, 2009, 02:58:36 am
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As long as its on the outside of my car....  :)

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