The Mugen Fighters Guild - I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#41 February 28, 2008, 08:05:13 am

"The Joystick screwed up" (mostly in the arcade where people is watching)
"I was just trying to figure out how to use the new character that I am not familiar"
"Well, I press the wrong button and select the wrong character"
"Because I was fighting with a video game girl that I like" (Thats me

)

PotS

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#42 February 28, 2008, 10:58:36 am

I've used "This controller is different from mine" a couple of times myself.

Use anything you want from my works. If you need to contact me use email, not private messages.

Cybaster

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#43 February 28, 2008, 11:35:22 am

Limited time to use Infinite power !

P.o.t.S. said, February 28, 2008, 10:58:36 am

I've used "This controller is different from mine" a couple of times myself.

"I lost because I was trying to do my Lv.3 Super and you wouldn't let me the time to do it."

Jorgie™

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#44 February 28, 2008, 11:56:11 pm

#Shaun said, February 28, 2008, 06:26:05 am

NFL Street 2
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Me (livid after a crushing loss of 34-10): "Man, fuck yo cockin' ass and this game. The only reason you won was because of those cheap-ass wall jumps!"

That's what my friend told me as well

Cyanide

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#45 February 29, 2008, 01:03:56 am

Legendary XIII
I am the eye of the storm to come!

Quote

Constant foot-sweepers are cheap, period. Death to those who disagree.

Nothing wrong with foot sweeping, learn to block.

I get "stop fucking throwing me" I like throws, they're fun. Especially when you change your whole style around them.

My normal excuse is "KoF's hitboxes are fucked" or "that shouldn't have hit me"

Although this is online, i don't play in arcades, cannot use an arcade stick for anything so i don't try. Much less embarrassing that way.

In M.U.G.E.N there is no magic button

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

Bastard Mami

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#46 February 29, 2008, 01:13:18 am

[C]yanide said, February 29, 2008, 01:03:56 am

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Constant foot-sweepers are cheap, period. Death to those who disagree.
Nothing wrong with foot sweeping, learn to block.

I get "stop fucking throwing me" I like throws, they're fun. Especially when you change your whole style around them.

My normal excuse is "KoF's hitboxes are fucked" or "that shouldn't have hit me"

yes, i remember that XD.

i tend to blame lag, and really, it competely fucks me up, that and receiving phone calls.

#Shaun

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#47 February 29, 2008, 06:04:09 am

corner push pusher

I know that when I'm on a loosing streak with a particular friend, then make a comeback (like I did in Tekken 5 today. 15-7), he always has to try to say something that would "hurt my feelings" to shadow my victory:

"Oh, it's not like it's important. I chose her because you can't beat my top fighter."

(two matches later he chooses his top fighter. I win)

"Yeah you kicked my ass.....try to kick my ass in real life. You can't even do a fucking push-up bitch!"

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas | Something Wicked This Way Comes | TRON |
JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

Rote Zaungast

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#48 February 29, 2008, 01:43:52 pm

real life ? LOL seriously that's overdose

"I’m never gonna grab anything by its balls, especially life. especially if life shows up in the incarnation where it would have testicles. if life showed up and had balls, the last thing I would do is grab those balls" - kyle kinane

The Aboriginal One

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#49 February 29, 2008, 01:47:01 pm

Still around, guys, more awesomer.

lol, I think I used a plethora of those in my first and only match with...... nvm. I don't want to relive it.

God damn Marvel vs Capcom....
or was it Marvel vs. Street Fighter?

been so long since I got schooled...

Accusare nemo se debet nisi coram Veridis
DYNOMITE

Fantôboy

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#50 February 29, 2008, 02:18:08 pm

Fantô lives!

"CVS2 sucks, put in MVC2 and I can beat you"

The Aboriginal One

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#51 February 29, 2008, 02:22:20 pm

Still around, guys, more awesomer.

"This isn't a game! now (any game he/she thinks could beat you in), That's a game!"

"Come to my house next time. I'll beat you on my turf!"

Accusare nemo se debet nisi coram Veridis
DYNOMITE

Bastard Mami

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#52 February 29, 2008, 06:22:40 pm

Gay Colossus said, February 29, 2008, 01:43:52 pm

real life ? LOL seriously that's overdose

i saw two guys fight rl after that happened.

TempesT

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#53 February 29, 2008, 09:06:09 pm

B. Marquis said, February 29, 2008, 01:47:01 pm

lol, I think I used a plethora of those in my first and only match with...... nvm. I don't want to relive it.

you can't mixup a blind man, and you can't out think a brick ~skisonic
Street fighting is all about analysis, prediction, and reaction. That's it.

Jesuszilla

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#54 March 01, 2008, 06:56:43 am

I'm a fuffy.
Online

Fanto said, February 29, 2008, 02:18:08 pm

"CVS2 sucks, put in MVC2 and I can beat you"

[size=99pt]LOL[/size]

They probably use Cable and Bulleta too, don't they?

Also I'm surprised nobody has mentioned a classic:
"omg fuckin wallhack fag"

http://www.trinitymugen.net
It must be really awful being so ridiculous.
The best way to reach me is through PM at TM, IRC, or Skype. Capcom expert, feel free to ask for MUGEN help.

Cyanide

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#55 March 01, 2008, 09:02:14 am

Legendary XIII
I am the eye of the storm to come!

Wallhack is counterstrike. And quite frankly anyone who DOES use hacks or cheats to win against humans stinks badly. Using them against the AI is fine, as noone is getting hurt really, and you can amuse yourself doing stupid shit without ruining a game.

I hear, "my buttons are screwed up" a lot.

In M.U.G.E.N there is no magic button

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

Jesuszilla

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#56 March 01, 2008, 09:44:11 am

I'm a fuffy.
Online

Yes, they are cheating IF they are using it. However, many losers tend to blame their sucking on hacking when the person who just owned them isn't even using hacks.

http://www.trinitymugen.net
It must be really awful being so ridiculous.
The best way to reach me is through PM at TM, IRC, or Skype. Capcom expert, feel free to ask for MUGEN help.

The Aboriginal One

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#57 March 01, 2008, 09:46:54 am

Still around, guys, more awesomer.

Franziska von Karma said, February 29, 2008, 09:06:09 pm

B. Marquis said, February 29, 2008, 01:47:01 pm
lol, I think I used a plethora of those in my first and only match with...... nvm. I don't want to relive it.

Accusare nemo se debet nisi coram Veridis
DYNOMITE

Rote Zaungast

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#58 March 01, 2008, 03:39:56 pm

I can't help but I could use this a lot nowadays: "I have too much trouble going on in quite everything in life, and I can't focus well..."
even combos don't happen like they are supposed to...

DMK

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)

#59 March 01, 2008, 05:34:25 pm

SuDR3arHEex+α

[Kira] said, March 01, 2008, 09:44:11 am

Yes, they are cheating IF they are using it. However, many losers tend to blame their sucking on hacking when the person who just owned them isn't even using hacks.

Yep.

Playing Halo 3 it's "You're hacking or useing a lag switch bitch!" but oh ho ho. If THEY win. You'e now the noob.

Funny how those things can switch so fast.