Sharknado 2: The Second One
I don't understand how this happened. How this movie could be this good. Of course, I wondered the same with the first one, where somehow -- in its naked attempt at trying desperately to be a "so bad it's good" movie (attempts at which so often fail, and devolve into the movie smugly pointing out how ridiculous it's being) -- it succeeded; its high concept ludicrosity combined with absolutely terrible performances (in both the terrible at trying-to-be-terrible performances and the just plain terrible ones) and its complete and utter glee in being as completely absurd as possible all came together to form a movie that's so terrible/amazing at being terrible/amazing that it warps back into being genuine. Its sequel had to do all of that, with the added burden of having to follow and live up its predecessor, having to reach the same highs as the first movie without merely copying it directly, and having to deal with the consequences of the previous film being a huge phenomenon.
And shockingly, it succeeded. Mostly. The celebrity cameos eventually got tiring and the first act is even more turgid than the first film's, but overall it's an absolute delight.
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I was pretty disappointed that Tara Reid (I don't remember anyone's name besides Fin's, and only his because it gets screamed by every other character so much, and also FIN AS IN SHARK FIN GET IT)'s suggestion that the shark that bit her hand off knew who she was and was possibly seeking revenge or something was not followed up on at all (besides that same shark appearing as a convenient corpse for Fin to pull out from its mouth the severed hand of Tara Reid -- still clutching the gun she was holding when it was bitten off -- which all just felt like an attempt to capture the same magic as the time in the first one where Fin chainsawed his way out of a shark and pulled out the somehow still alive waitress character, who had been eaten like 10 minutes ago in the movie, because the shark that ate Fin and the one that ate the waitress were one in the same, however improbably. And it didn't even come close to that moment!). Like, man, if there was also some Jaws: The Revenge shit going on here, with like the sharks trying to get revenge on Fin and friends for foiling the last sharknado or something? It would've been magical.
But oh man, that part where Fin attached an improvised set of reigns onto a shark, and rode that flying shark onto the Empire State Building's spire for a safe landing? That was fucking poetry.
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