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Screaming Face found on man's testicular tumor
#1  November 04, 2011, 09:23:18 pm
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Doctors in Canada were scanning through ultrasound images of a 45-year-old man with a painful mass in his testicles when they did a doubletake. There was a man's face staring up at them, the mouth grimacing as if he were in agony.

"It looked like a man screaming in pain, which I thought was hilarious considering the clinical picture of the poor guy," Dr. G. Gregory Roberts, School of Medicine at Queen's University, Kingston, Ontario, told msnbc.com.

Roberts and urologist Dr. Naji J. Touma reported their amazing discovery -- which ranks right up with the grilled cheese Madonna or pancake Jesus -- in a recent issue of the medical journal Urology.

In the article, "The Face of Testicular Pain: A Surprising Ultrasound Finding," the doctors revealed that, upon spotting the distinctive tumor, a "brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps "Min" the Egyptian god of male virility; however, the consensus deemed it a mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation."

In the end, the patient opted for an orchiectomy (removal of the testicle) and the tumor was found to be benign.

Source: http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/03/8619724-face-of-pain-mans-image-seen-in-ultrasound?GT1=43001

Whats next? Face of virgin mary inside a woman's vagina?

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#2  November 04, 2011, 09:31:04 pm
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Looks more curious or shocked to me.

Maybe they zoomed in on a sperm.
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#3  November 04, 2011, 09:53:56 pm
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Looks kind of like a rageface to me.

Doctor:  Sir, I'm afraid it's cancer.
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#4  November 04, 2011, 10:11:38 pm
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#5  November 04, 2011, 10:14:42 pm
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Human life starts at the testicle. Pro-life^2!
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#6  November 04, 2011, 11:41:20 pm
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because illuminati wants it to be there.
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#7  November 04, 2011, 11:43:33 pm
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#8  November 04, 2011, 11:53:02 pm
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Looks like



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#9  November 05, 2011, 12:06:33 am
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What the hell is that from? o_O
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#10  November 05, 2011, 12:09:42 am
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Looks like bugs bunny doing his singer impression edited to look like sonic?

I thought of this to be honest
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#11  November 05, 2011, 12:10:09 am
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#12  November 05, 2011, 12:11:48 am
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#13  November 05, 2011, 01:07:14 am
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#14  November 05, 2011, 01:21:18 am
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OMG is that like ... everywhere around the net right now?
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#15  November 05, 2011, 01:26:13 am
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Did the guy get kicked in the jewels? Maybe that's why that face appeared.

Or maybe his testi is abit camera shy.
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#16  November 06, 2011, 05:26:14 am
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In the end, the patient opted for an orchiectomy (removal of the testicle) and the tumor was found to be benign.
i find it fucking crazy: you're told you might have testicular cancer, you get your ball chopped of...to be told you don't have cancer in the end: nice emotional rollercoster!
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#17  November 06, 2011, 06:00:06 am
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It... kinda looks like Heavy Weapons Guy.

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#19  November 06, 2011, 07:39:11 am
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In the end, the patient opted for an orchiectomy (removal of the testicle) and the tumor was found to be benign.
i find it fucking crazy: you're told you might have testicular cancer, you get your ball chopped of...to be told you don't have cancer in the end: nice emotional rollercoster!

the moment your testicles detached from your body, you'll think to get some breast augmentation and a vagina. 
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#20  November 06, 2011, 10:03:59 am
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In the end, the patient opted for an orchiectomy (removal of the testicle) and the tumor was found to be benign.
i find it fucking crazy: you're told you might have testicular cancer, you get your ball chopped of...to be told you don't have cancer in the end: nice emotional rollercoster!
Well you only need one, anyway. Unless your gf has a thing for ball-fondling, shouldnt be too muh a problem.