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Started by Iced, August 21, 2009, 03:40:58 pm
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The Dog is coming for you
#1  August 21, 2009, 03:40:58 pm
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I warn you. You laugh at me. Then this happens:

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    A former university professor and his wife were attacked and killed by nearly a dozen starving feral dogs along a rural road in the US state of Georgia.

The Dog does not experience or comprehend remorse.



Look at it. "Send moar tasty humans. I has a hungry. DEATHLOL"

The Dog is the natural enemy of the Human.

You will never believe me. You will laugh at me. And then you will be eaten by dogs.
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#2  August 21, 2009, 03:45:38 pm
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I'm gonna shoot the dog.
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#3  August 21, 2009, 04:17:34 pm
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well i hate dogs so...
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#4  August 21, 2009, 04:18:14 pm
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They have tasted death, know this and realize that the Dog shall one day come for you.
The Dog will eat you, and be hungry half a hour later.

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#5  August 21, 2009, 04:20:44 pm
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They gonna do what?
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#6  August 21, 2009, 04:22:26 pm
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Bad dogs, bad dogs, what'you gonna do...
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#7  August 21, 2009, 04:26:55 pm
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This is why cats are superior. Give me your best argument, I don't care because I own a cat and I'm thus better than you.
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#8  August 21, 2009, 04:36:21 pm
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What if I own both? I'm better than all of you.
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#9  August 21, 2009, 04:37:39 pm
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I own a cat, a dog, a rabbit, have owned a hedgehog and parakeets.

The parakeet was the smarter one.
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#10  August 21, 2009, 04:38:43 pm
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I own a chinesse person, it will eat all your pets.
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#11  August 21, 2009, 04:39:55 pm
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i own a turtle.

losers.
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#12  August 21, 2009, 04:42:14 pm
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#13  August 21, 2009, 04:47:32 pm
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I got lizards, they eat the spiders.

They live under my couch :uhoh:
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#14  August 21, 2009, 08:11:15 pm
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that new is a lie, unless the couple was pretty old
two adult people against 12 semi-wolves? kick them hard in the head and when they bite your hand, smash their heads to the ground and throw the corpse at the other wolves and run from the explosion it'll cause
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#15  August 21, 2009, 08:12:55 pm
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The professor was retired so chances are he wasn't exactly in his prime, and no, a kick to the head to a pack of wild dogs doesn't exactly work, especially when they're famished and they see  you as food.
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#16  August 21, 2009, 08:16:21 pm
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And this is why cats are better: Because while cats are generally bitchy and I question their loyalty, dogs will fucking kill you if certain ones start for enough time. Yes, that's why dogs are better.

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Imagine a zanguief runing to attack ryu, ryu does a quick+kind of weak fast punch and hit the chest of zanguief, will this punch be enough to zanguief say/think \"oh no, this punch hurted a little, I better stop the attack and put my hand on my chest to help contain the pain while ignoring if ryu is going to make other attacks now"


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#17  August 21, 2009, 08:18:52 pm
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I originally thought this thread was going to be about a new Diablo game.
 
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#18  August 21, 2009, 08:25:20 pm
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I love dogs. Anyone who hates them is evil, EVIL. Cats are ok, but incredibly bitchy. A friend of mine has a cat named Lulu if she's pissed she'll just bite you a run away. Hell, sometimes she even hides under the bed and attacks you as you walk by.
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#19  August 21, 2009, 08:52:24 pm
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@Thread title
#20  August 21, 2009, 09:51:22 pm
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