Why is this still in the fighting games section and not the other one?

-Red- said, April 26, 2014, 01:28:38 am

Those are pretty obvious and boring ideas! GIVE ME FPS KING OF FIGHTERS!

Alright. I jaunted over to an alternate universe to find such a thing (in this universe SNK licensed off its IP because pachinko is illegal), here is a short description taken from various reviews and ads:

Your name is Kyo Killam, code name: Kusanagi; however, you are only referred to something other than your last name twice. You are allegedly at least part Asian but honestly though, you look like you're Anna Faris's brother or something.

It is in the not so distant future; governments have collapsed and everything is run by mega-corporations, who use advertising to plant subliminal messages into the minds of their customer/citizens. This is very thoughtful, very insightful social commentary. You are a mercenary, employed by the NJP company. Your squad, KOF, is deployed to handle delicate cases involving espionage and all out war against your rival mega-corporations. Your teammates are T-Bone Bogard (think Cole from Gears of War, but written and portrayed incredibly offensively), Mai Shiranui (repeatedly insists her cleavage exposing, functionality-destroying modifications to her tactical armor is a form of empowerment, is hot for Kyo), and Billy Cain (the tech guy, has a soul patch). Your main fire arm is the Type 108 Yami Barai, pronounced by every character as "Yammy Barry".

Your mission in this game is to infiltrate the island stronghold Hakkesshu of the Black Noah corporation, run by the mysterious R. Bernstein, who is only referred to by other characters as R, often while yelling very loudly. This prompts the creation of thousands of videos, images, and the like of adding eye patches and parrots and stuff to the characters whenever they yell out "Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr" (because pirates). Your mission is to eliminate their special weapons division that is rumored to have developed technology that will allow them to dominate the world.

Shortly into this mission Kyo gets injected with Black Noah's secret project: Orochi, an advanced nanotech system designed to create supersoldiers. By building up your rage meter, you can activate Orochi mode and enable bullet time and cinematic kills. There is zero fire involved; at no point does Kyo use fire in the game.

You encounter many characters as your enemies on your mission that are from the original KOF games that have been creatively and indicatively re-conceptualized; Athena, whose clothing is made entirely out of buckles for no apparent reason; Ryo Sakazaki, who is portrayed as a wizened old martial arts master who nonetheless still uses a gun; and of course Kyo's rival, Iori, who is actually Kyo's secret twin brother who also possesses the Orochi nanomachines. The final boss is Rugal, who is not missing an eye and does not have any facial hair. He mutates into a hideous blob monster thing with eight heads for his second form after injecting himself with Orochi. The game ends with some sequel bait, hinting that Iori has survived.

Jmorph was sittin back blazin on a nice spliff of greenie green sour diesel while typing that idea up going in! lol

Legendary DeMoNk@I said, April 27, 2014, 08:02:18 am

Jmorph was sittin back blazin on a nice spliff of greenie green sour diesel while typing that idea up going in! lol

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