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The Vegan Astrology Thread For Satan and Money (and unappropriate lulz) (Read 2019 times)

Started by moolambo, March 06, 2010, 11:47:58 am
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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#41  March 07, 2010, 03:23:03 am
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I always felt the dark side was meant for me and I hate the idea of being boring. So if I have to keep entertainment in this world, I'd like to do it trough evil ways. Know any?

I'm afraid to say, if you manage to wonder about such dilemmas it means that you have enough time to put yourself in such a situation. Think about people that have to spend their days working at their job to make a living for them and for their wife and 2 sons. Do you think they have a minute to spare to ask their brains such mystical questions? Maybe you should indulge in other, more constructive activities instead of thinking about how spicing up your life by commiting evil deeds.

tl;dr: you have too much spare time on your hands. Go do something -- write a novel, paint a picture, bake a cake, anything. Just stop thinking about stealing candy because you're bored.
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#42  March 07, 2010, 03:25:01 am
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What kind of candy?

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I think so, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
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#43  March 07, 2010, 03:25:49 am
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Candy-flavoured candy.
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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#44  March 07, 2010, 04:27:54 am
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is thread finish? ok, i go anyway.

what you do is chop your legs off and get surgery so that you become a midget (since this thread is evil i won't say "Little Person"). Then cruise the streets of Las Vegas till a cop finds you, cuffs you and tells you to get in front of the car... Then when he thinks he's won, that's when you summon your might and go, "I CAN BREAK THESE-CUFFS", then you break the cuffs and skidaddle!  >:D
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#45  March 07, 2010, 04:31:05 am
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skidaddle?  Did you really just use the word skidaddle?

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I think so, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

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#46  March 07, 2010, 05:45:12 am
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Ju no it.
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#47  March 07, 2010, 06:07:19 am
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#48  March 07, 2010, 10:39:58 am
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think about people that have to spend their days working at their job to make a living for them and for their wife and 2 sons.
lol, that made my day. way to early too, since it's morning right here now.
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Just stop thinking about stealing candy because you're bored.
I'd rather make candy and spread them free because candys are evil and make children's teeth rot.
Last Edit: March 07, 2010, 10:45:58 am by mulambo
Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#49  March 07, 2010, 11:10:09 am
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I always felt the dark side was meant for me and I hate the idea of being boring. So if I have to keep entertainment in this world, I'd like to do it trough evil ways. Know any?

be my servant...the pay isn't good but at least you'll have the honor to make me a chocolate chiffon and a warm glass of milk.
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#50  March 07, 2010, 11:23:10 am
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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#51  March 07, 2010, 05:38:48 pm
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conscious dreamers can be treasurer to their own currency
im a conscious dreamer
therefore i can be treasurer to my own currency

i can be the mind controller
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#52  March 07, 2010, 06:12:02 pm
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#53  March 07, 2010, 08:11:57 pm
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Go to Mexico.  They are probably looking for kids like you.
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#54  March 08, 2010, 09:41:31 am
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they're already having fun with walt.
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Re: The Vegan Astrology Thread For Satan and Money (and unappropriate lulz)
#55  March 11, 2010, 12:04:04 am
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I AM A LIBRA! O_O

seriously guys. astrology is serious stuff and tells the truth. I'm completely ignorant about it but here's how it is:

YOU MAY NOT BELONG TO THE SIGN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BELONG TO.
and that's because there's a scientific update, if I didn't get it wrong, called "Equinox Precession" or something like that. and it means there are 2 more signs and what else, oh yes: the previous order of the signs changed.
I was going to post the table with the 14 signs but it is in italian and I'm just too bored. Just know that your sign may be really different than what you expected it was.


So I'm asking MissBHaven (that seemed to be really clever about astrology) to say something about it and explain to the people, including me.

I'm going to have sex with GOD since I'm of the libra and it means justice, super-partes attitudes and ascetic stuff like that. also let's not forget art:artist:
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#56  March 11, 2010, 12:22:10 am
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no way man, you're not pretty boy enough to be a libran  ;D
Re: The Vegan Astrology Thread For Satan and Money (and unappropriate lulz)
#57  March 11, 2010, 12:34:23 am
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sure I'm pretty. I'm fuckin' hot. girls stare at me at school, teachers fall seduced by my sympathy and you all love me around here. hey no wait that sounds unbalanced.

maybe it goes the same for you, since you too (I know) are (or were) a scorpion. So you too are supposed to be a libra (ascendant: virgin). congratulations! we're sex symbols now. (too bad we won't fuck as scorpions do but who cares we have the power of justice and balance, if we know how to use our potential.)


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Re: The Vegan Astrology Thread For Satan and Money (and unappropriate lulz)
#58  March 11, 2010, 12:59:59 am
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how many days shifted each year? is it going forth and back?  ???