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What One Book Would You Bring Back In Time???
#1  June 03, 2010, 02:28:42 am
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Imagine this..
You are transported back to the 1500's or 1632 (Somewhere along that area) and you are able to take one book with you in order to take over the entire world.

What would you take? An engineering text?? -- but how would you know how to gather raw materials then? A chemistry text?? -- but how would you go by creating advanced technologies or isolating basic elements from the nature? Something else entirely...??

Here are few Challenges to name: Battling accusations of heresy by the church, Surviving small pox, convincing the King of England that you are indeed worthy of not executing, etc.
Use your Imagination ppl, :)


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#2  June 03, 2010, 02:32:33 am
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one of the twilight books
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I wouldn't consider that a infinite since you have to make your opponent bounce of the wall and if you do it on the wrong side of the stage the stage interaction would activate.
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#5  June 03, 2010, 02:43:33 am
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it doesn't work that way lol
I wouldn't consider that a infinite since you have to make your opponent bounce of the wall and if you do it on the wrong side of the stage the stage interaction would activate.
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#7  June 03, 2010, 02:48:28 am
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#8  June 03, 2010, 02:52:11 am
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I would bring back the Movie script for "Army of Darkness"
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#9  June 03, 2010, 02:56:58 am
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The Bible. Gogo paradox =P

Umm, Encyclopaedia Britannica. That would probably alter things thoroughly.


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#10  June 03, 2010, 03:00:35 am
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#13  June 03, 2010, 03:28:54 am
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i would give the southern states during the civil war all the norths plan. then all the black can still be slaves  8)
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#17  June 03, 2010, 07:12:39 am
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I wouldn't bring a book. I would bring a laptop and an electric generator, and use the laptop to store a shitload of useful books, magazines, blueprints, etc., in PDF format. Furthermore, I would also have several versions of Mugen on this laptop, with PotS' Ken (or Ken's PotS) and a few other characters, and some porn for when I get lonely. Oh, and I wouldn't go into any part of the 15th or 16th centuries - that would get me killed instantly. Instead, I would go a few thousand years before that, using my massive volumes of knowledge and pornography to make followers of early mankind. Also, I would teach them how to play Mugen, and that using and making Shin Orochi God Ryukenkuma is sinful and incurs the wrath of the Mugen Gods.

Wait, how can I bring a laptop? I can if I call it a "notebook" instead, I guess.
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Actually this whole idea is silly, only organic matter can travel back through time unless it's organic tissue over endo metal skeleton sent back to destroy Sarah Conner before John Conner can be born to only later raise a resistance against the machines in the future and shut down the Skynet system Core.

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Actually this whole idea is silly, only organic matter can travel back through time unless it's organic tissue over endo metal skeleton sent back to destroy Sarah Conner before John Conner can be born to only later raise a resistance against the machines in the future and shut down the Skynet system Core.

Then I'll kill a deer and cover the laptop with it's hide.
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LOL I never thought of that :D

I wonder why Reese (R.I.P.) didn't think of that :S
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#22  June 03, 2010, 08:05:50 am
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#23  June 03, 2010, 02:58:53 pm
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Dear Shamrock, if my calculations are correct you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past 8 months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled the time circuits, activated the flux capacitor, and sent me back to 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately, the car will never fly again.
I set myself up as a blacksmith as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the time circuits. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I've gotten quite adept at shoeing horses and fixing wagons.
I have buried the DeLorean in the abandoned Delgado Mine, adjacent to the Old Boot Hill cemetery, as shown on the enclosed map. Hopefully, it should remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover it in 1955. Inside you will find repair instructions. My 1955 counterpart should have no problem repairing it so that you can drive it back to the future. Once you have returned to 1985, destroy the time machine.
Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to come back here to get me. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and the wide-open spaces, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of Einstein for me.
I know that you will give him a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food. These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them. And so Marty, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You've been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me. You've made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart.

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#28  June 03, 2010, 03:31:08 pm
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Me: BUT WAIT! I JUST SENT YOU BACK FROM THE PAST!!!

Shamrock: You Did, But I came back, From The Past!

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#29  June 03, 2010, 03:46:54 pm
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i'll bring HOW TO MAKE AN I-POD guide book... then go back in the 1980 and sell them.
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In 1980 you should just bring back the lcd and sell those.

Or the touch sensors.

Or the hard disk.

Or just the fucking OS.
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I'd bring a PSX Magazine and let the people spread it as the new Bible.
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I would just bring my lap top back with me and download any torrent for any book I want. FTW!!!!
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What a horrible world it would become.
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I'd go back to the slavery days, an bring any book that had obama in it. An show it to a white man! ::)
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And get chained soon after that.