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Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners (Read 84446 times)

Started by Sean Altly, October 06, 2012, 04:28:38 AM
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Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
#41  October 11, 2012, 08:05:59 PM
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Updated the first post with the ones I'm keeping so far. Thanks for all your help guys, keep 'em coming.

I took the liberty of doing my own Rorschach one, which you can see in the first post. I'm trying to come up with a few of my own. I had one for Squall based a bit on one posted earlier, but it seems too long. Something like "Looks like you brought a knife AND a gun to a gun fight -- and still lost." I could also go with the easy joke, "Looks like this was your -- Final Fantasy," but I already used that one for Haggar.
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Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
#42  October 11, 2012, 08:11:20 PM
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How about...

"The forecast was pretty sunny...for me, that is."

See cos Squall is a type of weather thing kinda like rain i'm not sure.

And does this CM Punk thing sound good? "Looks like this straight edge...was blunt."
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#43  October 12, 2012, 04:08:44 AM
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I think the one liner against Sonic should be altered to, "Looks like the fastest thing alive -- was too slow."
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#44  October 12, 2012, 04:11:48 AM
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For Wesker: "It looks to me like your fighting truly is -- god awful"

      Posted: October 12, 2012, 04:22:36 AM
I think the one liner against Sonic should be altered to, "Looks like the fastest thing alive -- was too slow."

Something tells me there's a Smash Bro. reference in there...

      Posted: October 12, 2012, 04:30:16 AM
For Terry: "I hope you wouldn't mind if I asked you something: -- are you okay?"
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Last Edit: October 12, 2012, 04:30:48 AM by C.A.N
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#45  October 12, 2012, 04:39:40 AM
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~Turns out this wild wolf was just hungry......for my fatal fury.

Hinata
~I dislike fighting kids like you.....we're both united by justice.

Squall
~Judging from your arsenal you seem to lack.....a Lion's Heart.
Last Edit: October 12, 2012, 05:00:44 AM by Kirishima
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#46  October 12, 2012, 05:39:42 AM
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Jin: Looks like at the end of this tournament, I'm the one with the iron fist.
Squall: Looks like the Lion's Heart, finally gave out.
K' : Looks like you're the only one who got burned, for playing with fire
Jedah: The bell tolls, and I don't fear the reaper
Jill: Looks like -I- almost made you, into a Jill sandwich
Sub-Zero: When you mess with me, -you're- the one on thin ice.
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I think the one liner against Sonic should be altered to, "Looks like the fastest thing alive -- was too slow."

Why? Is there a specific reason? Because I think the one I have sounds better. The repeating of the word "fast" gives it a sort of rhythm that sounds more like a one liner to me. "Looks like the fastest thing alive -- wasn't fast enough." It just has a better flow to IMO.
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#49  October 12, 2012, 07:07:09 AM
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to Wesker said:
Looks like your seven minutes... are just about up.

to Punk said:
This time the straight-edge... just can't cut the mustard.

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#50  October 12, 2012, 07:10:27 AM
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I honestly can't remember if I posted in this thread or not already, but here we go.

Mr. X - "Mr. X?  More like....Mr. EX."
Wesker - "Looks like your glasses.....aren't the only thing broken."  (Horrible unfunny UMVC3 joke, I know)
Hinata - "Looks like my rival.....just got schooled."
CM Punk - "Looks like the voice of the voiceless.....just went mute."
Scorpion "You're coming with me.....get over here."
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#52  October 12, 2012, 05:31:08 PM
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Terry: Hey -- Are you okay?

(Edited CAN's so it'd be a little less drawn out)
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#53  October 13, 2012, 04:28:46 AM
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Gouken: It looks like Gouken -- is broken.
Arthur: It looks like your princess -- is in another castle.
Jill: I guess I just about turned you into -- a Jill sandwich.
Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry -- did I tick you off? (Reference to Charlie's SFA3 winquote)
Sub-Zero: Looks like I just gave you -- the cold shoulder.
Terry: Hey, Terry, -- are you okay?

(Edited Koju-kun's edit of my Terry quote so the first part would have a bit more impact)
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#54  October 13, 2012, 06:20:05 AM
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CM Punk: Looks like I bring the Heat (miami reference), while this punk just brings a load of Bull (chicago).
M. Bison: Looks like this is your last stage....game over, roll credits.
Captain America: Looks like this July, you'll be celebrating all red, white, black and blue.
Goku: Skip the filler, and you're nothing but a big ape.
Wesker: Who would have guessed.....7 minutes is all it takes to beat a god
Gouken: I don't believe in chance, but I did defeat you.
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Wesker: 7 minutes... all I needed to beat you up.
Terry: It seems the wild wolf... has been busted.
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#56  October 13, 2012, 03:41:10 PM
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ANother one for...

Snake: Now that's what I call...a snake-bite.
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#57  October 13, 2012, 05:47:16 PM
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vs Captain America
"Looks like the Star Spangled Man... is seeing stars now."

vs Dr. Doom
"With a name like that... you were doomed from the start."

vs himself
"I like your style... but your moves failed to impress."
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#58  October 13, 2012, 07:25:23 PM
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Scorpion: "Seems this one's all bark -- and no sting."
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Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
#59  October 14, 2012, 06:13:15 PM
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i love this thread. i like the good ones and the ones that completely miss the point (stuff like vs. CM Punk: Yeah i am Detective Garret!! looks like I am best in the world! ha ha ha)
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K': Looks like he couldn't - light my fire.
Lynn Baker: Looks like I solved - this Dragon's riddle.
Goku: Looks like this monkey - fell out of his tree.
Leon: It's not the size that counts - it's how you use it.
Terry: Looks like this wolf - just got busted.
Captain America: I just made your face - Red, White, and Blue.