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Started by Valodim, August 26, 2007, 08:25:30 PM
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#16661  January 10, 2020, 10:40:16 PM
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Hello and welcome to the 77th annual Golden Globe Awards, live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel here in Los Angeles. I’m Ricky Gervais, thank you.

You’ll be pleased to know this is the last time I’m hosting these awards, so I don’t care anymore. I’m joking. I never did. I’m joking, I never did. NBC clearly don’t care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?

Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they’ve no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let’s go out with a bang, let’s have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they’re just jokes. We’re all gonna die soon and there’s no sequel, so remember that.

But you all look lovely all dolled up. You came here in your limos. I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman. No, shush. It’s her daughter I feel sorry for. OK? That must be the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to her. And her dad was in Wild Hogs.

Lots of big celebrities here tonight. Legends. Icons. This table alone — Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro … Baby Yoda. Oh, that’s Joe Pesci, sorry. I love you man. Don’t have me whacked. But tonight isn’t just about the people in front of the camera. In this room are some of the most important TV and film executives in the world. People from every background. They all have one thing in common: They’re all terrified of Ronan Farrow. He’s coming for ya. Talking of all you perverts, it was a big year for pedophile movies. Surviving R. Kelly, Leaving Neverland, Two Popes. Shut up. Shut up. I don’t care. I don’t care.

Many talented people of color were snubbed in major categories. Unfortunately, there’s nothing we can do about that. Hollywood Foreign press are all very racist. Fifth time. So. We were going to do an In-Memoriam this year, but when I saw the list of people who died, it wasn’t diverse enough. No, it was mostly white people and I thought, nah, not on my watch. Maybe next year. Let’s see what happens.

No one cares about movies anymore. No one goes to cinema, no one really watches network TV. Everyone is watching Netflix. This show should just be me coming out, going, "Well done Netflix. You win everything. Good night." But no, we got to drag it out for three hours. You could binge-watch the entire first season of Afterlife instead of watching this show. That’s a show about a man who wants to kill himself cause his wife dies of cancer and it’s still more fun than this. Spoiler alert, season two is on the way so in the end he obviously didn’t kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein. Shut up. I know he’s your friend but I don’t care.

Seriously, most films are awful. Lazy. Remakes, sequels. I’ve heard a rumor there might be a sequel to Sophie’s Choice. I mean, that would just be Meryl just going, "Well, it’s gotta be this one then." All the best actors have jumped to Netflix, HBO. And the actors who just do Hollywood movies now do fantasy-adventure nonsense. They wear masks and capes and really tight costumes. Their job isn’t acting anymore. It’s going to the gym twice a day and taking steroids, really. Have we got an award for most ripped junky? No point, we’d know who’d win that.

Martin Scorsese made the news for his controversial comments about the Marvel franchise. He said they’re not real cinema and they remind him about theme parks. I agree. Although I don’t know what he’s doing hanging around theme parks. He’s not big enough to go on the rides. He’s tiny. The Irishman was amazing. It was amazing. It was great. Long, but amazing. It wasn’t the only epic movie. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrew was like, “Come on, Leo, mate. You’re nearly 50-something.”

The world got to see James Corden as a fat p****. He was also in the movie Cats. No one saw that movie. And the reviews, shocking. I saw one that said, "This is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs." But Dame Judi Dench defended the film saying it was the film she was born to play because she loves nothing better than plunking herself down on the carpet, lifting her leg and licking her [expletive]. (Coughs) Hairball. She’s old-school.

It’s the last time, who cares? Apple roared into the TV game with The Morning Show, a superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company that runs sweatshops in China. Well, you say you’re woke but the companies you work for in China — unbelievable. Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service you’d call your agent, wouldn’t you?

So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.

So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent, and your God and f*** off, OK? It’s already three hours long. Right, let’s do the first award.
Re: QOTD
#16662  January 12, 2020, 09:04:52 PM
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who watches these awards? really who?
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#16663  January 12, 2020, 10:08:35 PM
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18 million people.
If I struggled to the end of my determination, to the end of my way of life with my followers, if the result is ruin, then this ruin is inevitable. Grieve. Shed tears. But you cannot regret.
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#16664  January 13, 2020, 12:53:45 AM
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He didn't spit, he put salt, sand, pepper and iode to rip it over and keep it burning.
Re: QOTD
#16665  February 03, 2020, 02:00:46 AM
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I'm going to let god handle you people ✞

lui

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#16666  February 03, 2020, 07:43:44 PM
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hey man thats a pretty classy way to say you got laid!
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#16667  February 16, 2020, 07:34:13 PM
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From "Violet Evergarden - Eien to Jidou Shuki Ningyou MKV 1080 RAW (japanese)" torrent on Nyaa said:
can some mother fucker sub this for fuck sake…why is it always the fuckshit spanish faggot cunts that get their raws subbed almost instantaenously yet you english speaking fucktards have such lazy degernate subbing community that can’t even get the job done in 2 weeks…let alone now being a fucking month and still no subs.

Get your fucking shit together and get the FUCK BACK TO WORK VIVID ASHENSHI YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT.
and some of you people say that the mugen community is full with nothing but ungrateful pricks

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#16668  February 29, 2020, 10:12:17 AM
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I'm going to let god handle you people ✞
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#16669  February 29, 2020, 05:39:52 PM
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ya know i really don care anymore there's always going to be someone like those two say wat you say do wat you do ima just ignore it i'm not losing the respect of authors i earned making the characters they always wanted to see in mugen that's what i do i make characters for those authors i lost fans and i earned some people come and go they aren't always going to be there dizzy is a example do i miss her? yes do i still care? of course i do and i wish i can talk to her again you think i wanted to tell her that or say those things about her I NEVER WANTED TO TELL HER THAT? but i'm not going to say nothing because it's never going to fix what was lost i'll let it go so fuck everything else i'm just going to share something and be done wit it if it shows up on the mugen archive i only ask you don't download it of course you have those that do it anyway...
... what!?

also, is he talking about dizzy from ma?

//edit: kek! his entire post history is in the recycle bin (where it belongs) except for some offtopic post on someone else's project thread

Re: QOTD
#16670  March 01, 2020, 12:53:57 PM
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yeah he's still in rebound lol. but its so fucking awkward to drop in a completely different context. i actually want that post to get untrashed just for how fucking bizarre it is.
I'm going to let god handle you people ✞
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#16671  March 10, 2020, 11:23:25 PM
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A LEGO City commercial from 2009 said:
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#16672  March 29, 2020, 08:48:10 PM
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Imagine getting killed by a nerf gun modified to shoot tampons
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#16673  April 10, 2020, 09:14:26 AM
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I ran a video game club in college on one TV we would always play this websites stream. People lost real money started getting physical with eachother. Word got out about it so one of the college of the admins voted it as illegal gambling and we would be shut down if we EVER did it agian.

They proceeded to ban the site from the universities computer network.

Great stuff salty bet.
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#16674  August 01, 2020, 02:40:16 PM
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I'm going to let god handle you people ✞
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#16675  August 01, 2020, 02:55:21 PM
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Funny thing is I explained everything in detail so that he would understand and he still didn't understand a thing, instead he went and threw insults like that, quoting a post I meant for SlanDome.

Language barrier, I guess. But hey, that doesn't stop knowing insults, right? It's almost always the first thing you learn in a language.
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#16676  August 01, 2020, 03:07:28 PM
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If I struggled to the end of my determination, to the end of my way of life with my followers, if the result is ruin, then this ruin is inevitable. Grieve. Shed tears. But you cannot regret.
Re: QOTD
#16677  August 02, 2020, 03:45:43 PM
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Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

All from our recently banned Korean friend on one of my over 10 year old videos.

The blog posts are all this:
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The old, not very good video in question
Last Edit: August 02, 2020, 04:00:35 PM by Orochi Gill
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#16678  August 02, 2020, 03:53:59 PM
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mugen is raw

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#16679  August 02, 2020, 03:56:17 PM
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So raw even Gordon Ramsay would be impressed.

OH BTW, HELLO FRIEND I KNOW YOU'RE LURKING.
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꼬깔콘 34 minutes ago
Oh i'm sorry gordon ramsay. Do you want korean food recipe? ㅋㅋㅋ
Last Edit: August 02, 2020, 05:24:53 PM by Orochi Gill
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#16680  August 02, 2020, 05:27:03 PM
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Yay I guess.