Got into surgery yesterday at 5:45AM.I feel like I've been hit by a bus that knew how to perform surgery.Had a large portion of my ACL removed and replaced with a donor ligament.I opted for a nerve block, and while my leg itself is numb it feels like the bone is throbbing.My leg is immobilized and I'll be on crutches for a couple weeks.Of course the first thing I do when I get home is bust my ass in the bathroom and lay on the floor until my mother finds me.On the bright side, I've been making up lost sleep as the pain meds knock me out hard, and the surgery didn't kill me.
A couple weeks in this full immobilization brace and crutches, and then a couple months with a flexible knee brace.
Well, all my best for a speedy recovery, m'lord.We appreciate not having our heartstrings plucked to breaking this time around too. [/fakesarcasm]
Caddie said, May 14, 2011, 07:33:25 pmNice to see you didn't die THIS time you SAN AV-AH BITCHFUCK WHERE IS THAT LIKE POST MODARRGGGHHH
The Great and Powerful Oz said, May 14, 2011, 06:39:28 pmOf course the first thing I do when I get home is bust my ass in the bathroom and lay on the floor until my mother finds me.Did she laugh and take pictures? Because I would have.
Prepare yourself if you have hot days where you live. Having your leg like this when it's hot is really irritating. At least for me, when I had to do the same thing.
Sho Aznable said, May 14, 2011, 09:01:22 pmThe Great and Powerful Oz said, May 14, 2011, 06:39:28 pmOf course the first thing I do when I get home is bust my ass in the bathroom and lay on the floor until my mother finds me.Did she laugh and take pictures? Because I would have.man can't handle his liquor dawnkey codone
Jesuszilla said, May 14, 2011, 09:37:46 pmman can't handle his liquor dawnkey codoneThat's half of the equation.As I was trying to exit the bathroom, one of my crutches slipped on the rug.I started to fall backwards onto my bad leg which was of course unable to bend and I fell like a tree.Nanashi_1337 said, May 14, 2011, 09:32:12 pmPrepare yourself if you have hot days where you live. Having your leg like this when it's hot is really irritating. At least for me, when I had to do the same thing.Yeah, it's starting to get pretty hot; but I luckily have good AC.
is it pOZsible that you will make an absolute full recovery so you can mainTAYNE a somewhat clean bill of health
地獄の花 said, May 14, 2011, 10:50:14 pmhow can you drink lost water?I believe above post says "lots" of water. Did you misread it?
Nanashi_1337 said, May 14, 2011, 10:52:58 pm地獄の花 said, May 14, 2011, 10:50:14 pmhow can you drink lost water?I believe above post says "lots" of water. Did you misread it?you were here late.moving on to a more serious question... were the nurses hot?
The Great and Powerful Oz said, May 14, 2011, 06:39:28 pmGot into surgery yesterday at 5:45AM.I feel like I've been hit by a bus that knew how to perform surgery.Had a large portion of my ACL removed and replaced with a donor ligament.I opted for a nerve block, and while my leg itself is numb it feels like the bone is throbbing.My leg is immobilized and I'll be on crutches for a couple weeks.Of course the first thing I do when I get home is bust my ass in the bathroom and lay on the floor until my mother finds me.On the bright side, I've been making up lost sleep as the pain meds knock me out hard, and the surgery didn't kill me.is this contagious?
The Great and Powerful Oz said, May 14, 2011, 06:39:28 pmGot into surgery yesterday at 5:45AM.I feel like I've been hit by a bus that knew how to perform surgery.Had a large portion of my ACL removed and replaced with a donor ligament.I opted for a nerve block, and while my leg itself is numb it feels like the bone is throbbing.My leg is immobilized and I'll be on crutches for a couple weeks.Of course the first thing I do when I get home is bust my ass in the bathroom and lay on the floor until my mother finds me.On the bright side, I've been making up lost sleep as the pain meds knock me out hard, and the surgery didn't kill me.I take it back, you're not a steaming stinking pile of monkey crap
地獄の花 said, May 14, 2011, 11:45:30 pmwere the nurses hot?noNavetsea said, May 15, 2011, 12:37:18 amis this contagious? only if a thirst for reckless adventure is contagiousWind of Madness said, May 15, 2011, 05:28:23 amHey Oz, want me to send you some illegal Vicodin so you can be a pill-popping cynic like House?i see your vicodin and raise you tapentadoli'll be house for halloweenShamrock said, May 15, 2011, 05:43:56 amThis is great news. This means you will have more time to create shit for mugen. i'm almost that desperate
The Great and Powerful Oz said, May 15, 2011, 05:55:15 ami'm almost that desperateHoly fuck Oz actually said something funny for once in a long time.
Jikun Long said, May 15, 2011, 06:04:19 amHoly fuck Oz actually said something funny once more, again, for the fourth time.Fixed.
i'm sorry to inform you that i have an entire catalog of unused "holy fuck actually funny blahblahblah" quotes
that wasn't aimed at youi'm honored to add another to the collectionjust pointing out that my fourth came long ago
are you sure, you're going to live... I mean there might be complicationand with this thread you might have jinxed it
The Great and Powerful Oz said, May 15, 2011, 06:38:23 amjust pointing out that my fourth came long agoOoh, that explains it.
Navetsea said, May 15, 2011, 06:40:55 amare you sure, you're going to live... I mean there might be complicationand with this thread you might have jinxed itSTAY TUNED
Final Destination: OzIn this electrifying sequel, Oz has cheated death by surviving his surgery. Now, Death is taking what is rightfully it's own...Rated R for extreme graphic violence, depictions of beastiality, and sexual themes.IN THEATERS JUNE 10th!
Well gentlemen, I'm going stir-crazy.I've been sitting in this chair for about 53 hours straight.My leg still feels like shit, everybody's at work, I don't have access to XBL or Nintendo wifi, and sitting my computer on my lap hurts my leg.
Jikun Long said, May 15, 2011, 09:22:28 pmGet a table. The Great and Powerful Oz said, May 15, 2011, 09:30:07 pmI have to keep my leg elevated.put a pillow then your leg on top of the table
Don't you have a stool? Put a cushion on top of it, and you have one of the best things to survive until you can put your leg on the floor. It's also portable and can be placed anywhere, as it's small *insert small propaganda here*
Nanashi_1337 said, May 16, 2011, 12:46:17 amDon't you have a stool? Put a cushion on top of it, and you have one of the best things to survive until you can put your leg on the floor. It's also portable and can be placed anywhere, as it's small *insert small propaganda here*I did that while I ate at the dinner table earlier.The problem is not enough comfortable chairs with access to usable tables.