http://www.destructoid.com/priest-sells-ds-forgets-there-s-child-porn-on-it-224340.phtml#extQuoteA catholic priest, doing his bit to fulfill every negative stereotype about his fellows, recently sold a Nintendo DS and forgot to remove the child pornography that was stored on it. This classic goof led to an investigation, in which photographs of naked boys were found on his computer. 67-year-old Rudolph “Rudy” Carl Bullman admitted using the Nintendo handheld to access gay porn sites, but claimed he only ever visited pages that clearly stated the models were of age. After agreeing to let detectives search his computer, they found images of kids as young as twelve. There's something that SEGA DIDN'T. If someone has a better joke, I'd like to hear it.
That's pretty hilarious. About how the incident happened, not about pedophile catholic priests, that is.
TempesT said, March 23, 2012, 02:56:17 amIf someone has a better joke, I'd like to hear it.Okay, I'll bite.I think he took "touching is good" a little too literally.
Santtu said, March 23, 2012, 03:10:48 amHow do you store child porn in a DS? Was it a 3DS?I think you can do that on a DSi.also god fucking dammit at this fucking story
New Challenger said, March 23, 2012, 02:58:20 amHoly shit, I cant tell if this is either disturbing... or hilarious.A little of column A, a little of column B. Is it a disgusting, terrible thing? Yes. Am I laughing like hell? Also yes.
Well, this is new.I know you can store pictures on the 3DS but I do not think anyone will be as ridiculous to store child porn on the thing.
TempesT said, March 23, 2012, 03:11:49 amI was one of the investigators and yes it was a 3dsAin't you clever
DNZRX768 said, March 23, 2012, 05:05:30 amWell, this is new.I know you can store pictures on the 3DS but I do not think anyone will be as ridiculous to store child porn on the thing.People will use their handheld devices for just about anything these days.
3DS is the way to go here, the 3D actually gives you the impression you touch the boys for real.Anyway, this priest looks like the smart type. God really lets anybody talk to him nowadays.
There are New Guinea tribes that feed their young boys semen directly from their penises as a substitute for breast milk.That's tust an example of a culture where men take on what many cultures of the rest of the world consider "natural" female roles -- and pedophilia. So all of your roles are constructed and you aren't naturally the way you think you are! Japan also has an idol industry that focuses cameras on little girls' butts and genital areas. It's a huge money making industry. Another example of accepted pedophilia. However, due to the Americanization of the world, that's becoming less acceptable there by its own people. I think it's a good thing, but that's because I'm an American!My point is that because so many priests are pedophiles, there must be some kind of culture that implants it. My other point is that somewhere in that religious bath of positiveness, there is a pedophile producing agent. Maybe it's in the innocence of children? Westerns who are obsessed with "innocent" virgin women and are forced to hide that desire for innocence, might end up finding that innocence in young boys, especially with the contempt towards women in many religious branches.But what about the young girls, you say?! Well, leave that to America! By idolizing younger features of females and childish like behavior, we generate people who are more attracted to young girls with bobble heads and Tweety Bird eyes!Also, as a children we are influenced by the personified animals in Looney Tunes and other well known cartoons. Could this over personification AND sexualization of animals lead to furryism? Think Lola bunny, Tom and Jerry, Pepe Le Pew, etc. The list goes on! I completely made this theory up, there aren't many people who get into the social aspect of this kind of thing. Not yet!WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?!
YES! I CONFESS TO EVERYONE! I EAT FOOD OFF OF THE FLOOR AFTER THE 3 SECONDS ARE UP!I'M HORRIBLE! I'M SORRY! FORGIVE ME!
Seincat said, March 23, 2012, 11:42:14 amThere are New Guinea tribes that feed their young boys semen directly from their penises as a substitute for breast milk.I'm pretty sure the average man can not skeet out enough semen to quench a little boy's thirst. And with that said, I now have a really bad image in my head, thanks ASSHOLE
Seincat said, March 23, 2012, 11:42:14 amWHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?!While you are probably simplifying a couple of things, fifty years ago, if your kid was showing signs of the gay, you would probably have him commited to priesthood to straighten him up and reassure he acted as per the good book.A lifetime of being ashamed of their natural urges and impulses might be pushing them towards over idealization of the innocense, and eventually a sick conceptuatlization of it. Mental disease out of constriction or something.. The furry thing... well I've read a couple of studies about those people that get into diapers and act as grown babies.Some are social shut ins that never had a chance to deal with an adult love life, so they sexualize that which is "safer" to them. the trinkets of childhoodthey infantilize their sex life so its within boundaries they can "read".
TempesT said, March 23, 2012, 03:11:49 amI was one of the investigators and yes it was a 3dsWait... a priest using a handheld console?? OK, that thing is already weird. Apart of using some kind of technology, of course
Napoleon Bonerfarts said, March 23, 2012, 07:43:59 pmWait... a priest using a handheld console?? OK, that thing is already weird. Apart of using some kind of technology, of courseWhat is weird about a priest using technology? They're not wizards.
Cazaki said, March 23, 2012, 03:48:33 pmI don't understand. Unless you mean some important food-stuff they need like vitamins or whateverI'm not talking about food. Learn how to read, asshole.Iced said, March 23, 2012, 04:32:59 pmWhile you are probably simplifying a couple of things, fifty years ago, if your kid was showing signs of the gay, you would probably have him commited to priesthood to straighten him up and reassure he acted as per the good book.A lifetime of being ashamed of their natural urges and impulses might be pushing them towards over idealization of the innocense, and eventually a sick conceptuatlization of it. Mental disease out of constriction or something.. Yeah, I simplified some things because I'm not expecting a deep discussion about this!Iced said, March 23, 2012, 04:32:59 pmThe furry thing... well I've read a couple of studies about those people that get into diapers and act as grown babies.I've heard about that kind of fetish and it's fucking stupid.
Shamrock said, March 23, 2012, 07:47:15 pmHey [E]. Turns out it was a priest that stole your DS.What are you talking about? I don't own a DS
Cazaki said, March 23, 2012, 03:17:55 pmI'm pretty sure the average man can not skeet out enough semen to quench a little boy's thirst.think again
Seincat said, March 23, 2012, 11:24:41 pmI'm not talking about food. Learn how to read, asshole.Then what the fuck are you talking about? I wasn't even talking about food, I was talking about the contents that are in food. You...jerky...asshole!
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why stores it on a handheld device, while he needs his hands to handle something else to enjoy it properly???
The Storm(EX) said, March 24, 2012, 07:53:06 amRunning outta good hinding spots these days, huh?there's never a lack of hinding in the catholic church
*sighs*Seriously? I mean the priest couldn't have had like.....you know....gay porn.....two girls one cup....I'd even understand a priest looking at BDSM. Why the hell are catholic priests and pedophilia so typical? You'd figure that repressed sexual behavior would have variation of some kind.
they do like that it's jsut that those priest never make the news because lol pedophilia.our former local priest used to like lesbian porn.
[E] said, March 27, 2012, 05:23:24 pmour former local priest used to like lesbian porn.Did he die or was he castrated?
He's not local anymore, he moved to another church several years ago and we got a priest who likes money porn so I changed churches.
so you follow the new church of that other priest who likes lesbian porn went to.I would do the same.
no, it's not a bad thing to me. remember that church divorce is not that easy to get, so by only marrying couples that are already mature enough (as a couple) they won't have to go through the headache of a church divorce even if it's already their 3rd or so legal marriage.
