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Started by Jango, August 30, 2007, 05:10:50 am
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You have three chickens...
#1  August 30, 2007, 05:10:50 am
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They all crossed the road.

- The first chicken crossed the road because he thought he saw a square in a mess of triangles.
- The second chicken crossed the road because someone rang a bell.
- The last chicken crossed the road because he wanted to kill his father and have sex with his mom.

GUESS WHO (or what) EACH CHICKEN IS
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#2  August 30, 2007, 05:14:29 am
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Easy, all the chickens are the same; he's just crossing from left to right and viceversa.
BTW, the chicken is Shinigami Captain Sacchin.
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#3  August 30, 2007, 05:20:44 am
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#4  August 30, 2007, 05:24:01 am
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VICTORY BY TAGTEAM
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#5  August 30, 2007, 01:52:27 pm
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Actually I take that back you all are wrong WHAT THE SHIT
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#6  August 30, 2007, 01:55:12 pm
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- The last chicken crossed the road because he wanted to kill his father and have sex with his mom.

Why is everyone always picking on Oedipus? Can't the man get a break?

I'll go ahead and say deuce is Lurch.

And as for the first one... Jesus.
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#7  August 30, 2007, 02:03:02 pm
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Easy, all the chickens are the same; he's just crossing from left to right and viceversa.
BTW, the chicken is Shinigami Captain Sacchin.

Isn't it sad Sacchin...
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lol at this topic.
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#9  August 30, 2007, 02:44:35 pm
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I didn't know Pavlov had a chicken (2nd) =P
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the second chicken was actually a cow.
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:rofl:
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#15  August 31, 2007, 11:06:27 am
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OKAY TIME'S UP

1) Gestalt Psychology
2) Behavioral Psychology
3) Psychodynamic Psychology

ROUND TWO

The fourth chicken crossed the road, and proceeded to eat a tall pea-plant with yellow flowers and a small pea-plant with blue flowers. He pooped it out and he got a tall pea-plant with blue flowers.

The fifth chicken crossed the road and examined beaks for a bunch of different species of finch, realizing that their beaks are different for survival purposes.

The sixth chicken crossed the road, created a bomb, and then gave it to another chicken who proceeded to blow up a henhouse full of stupid hens.
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#16  August 31, 2007, 11:41:17 am
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4th chicken is Gregor Mendel
5th chicken is Charles Darwin
6th chicken is Albert Einstein
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#17  August 31, 2007, 11:49:57 am
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Einstein never created the bomb... Maybe you wanted to say Oppenheimer. :thinking:
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#18  August 31, 2007, 11:50:41 am
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Oops I made a mistake....
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#19  August 31, 2007, 12:51:37 pm
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Those chickens were too easy :(

Okay, ROUND THREE

The 7th chicken crossed the street and started gaining a following among the other chickens until he was killed by a farmer. Three days after his death, no one could find his body.
The 8th chicken crossed the street and sat under a tree for 40 days, and then suddenly realized the secrets of the universe.
The 9th chicken crossed the street and discovered that the 7th chicken was his older brother and that he needed to cleanse the world of evil.
 
BONUS #10: The 10th chicken crossed the street to think in a forest, only to be told by the 7th chicken that his thoughts were wrong but would soon be corrected.
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#20  August 31, 2007, 01:24:16 pm
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7th chicken = Lenin?
8th chicken = JESUS!
9th chicken = Stalin?
10th chicken = the Postman?
What's the good of phenomenal cosmic power if you can't blow something up?