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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#61  March 02, 2008, 01:31:33 am
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Hahaha! Lag switches! I remember getting accused of that when playing Splinter Cell Chaos Theory on PS2 online!
you can't mixup a blind man, and you can't out think a brick ~skisonic
Street fighting is all about analysis, prediction, and reaction. That's it.

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#62  March 02, 2008, 01:47:14 am
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wtf is a lag switch?
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#63  March 02, 2008, 01:48:56 am
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It supposedly makes everyone in the game freeze except for the person that uses it. At least, that's how it was described to me in-game.

In caveman terms, it's basically like turning on the Matrix.
you can't mixup a blind man, and you can't out think a brick ~skisonic
Street fighting is all about analysis, prediction, and reaction. That's it.

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#64  March 02, 2008, 01:57:00 am
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Then I blame Lag Switching!

Wait, from what I learned from Networking, Lag Switching is possible, but not to that avail.
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#65  March 02, 2008, 02:57:34 am
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Some connections for games servers are protected from it now or have a better chance of stoping it.

Although there are a few out there that can still be affected.

Such as the Naruto: Rise of Ninja servers. They are full of lag switch users trying to get up the achivements the cheap way in the Forest of Death exam.  :P

In Halo 3 it's like basicly pulling a ZA WARUDO and teleporting every few seconds where in realtime the player just look really jumpy.

Funny though as the Halo 3 lagswitchers usualy suck and just get killed alot faster and end up b& quickly.

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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#66  March 02, 2008, 03:13:01 am
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#67  March 02, 2008, 08:40:52 am
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Gonna use something like that, you have to use it pretty constantly, or the entire enemy team picks on you and you have no fun.

Aimbots really suck though. WTF is the enjoyment in running round automatically shooting people, even the ones you can't see. I mean, there's no fun in that, i'd get bored doing that vs the AI. Hell even god mode becomes dull after a while.


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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#68  March 02, 2008, 08:48:06 am
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Gears of War excuses could fill 6 of these topics

you do anything other than stand still and they act as if you murdered their children
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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#69  March 02, 2008, 12:15:52 pm
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Well speaking of when children people lose in Gears of War.

"WTF U DOIN USEIN THE LANCER! THAT SHITS CHEAP!"

 ;P

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#70  March 02, 2008, 01:19:44 pm
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"I lost because I was on the right side, I can't do my moves properly..."

"You wouldn't even let me get up!"

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#71  March 05, 2008, 12:00:58 am
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Recent excuse from my friend (while playing CVS2)
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"you only won because you killed my guard meter, ya cheap ass bitch!"

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#72  March 05, 2008, 12:12:36 am
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#73  March 05, 2008, 12:47:37 am
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and i too with Virtua fighter  o_O

"dude, wtf man, you only one cause her tits were like 'woah'"

me, playing MI2 with mai. i suck ass with her, but when facing my friend, the tits do all the work

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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#74  March 05, 2008, 12:57:40 am
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Why do you keep jumping over me?
You know I'm only good when I'm on the left side of the screen.
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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#75  March 05, 2008, 01:08:38 am
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OZ

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#76  March 05, 2008, 01:20:33 am
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Then expect to see that one more often.
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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#77  March 05, 2008, 01:28:33 am
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One excuse I've heard: "Man, you won't let me block.  Get off me and let me block!"

The dude needed to learn when to block better, or try to play better so he doesn't have to block and be the attacker for once.

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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#78  March 05, 2008, 01:29:40 am
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"i lost because that burger i ate fooked me up"

real life quote

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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#79  March 06, 2008, 08:22:42 am
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An amusing anecdote during a Tekken 4 session:

FRIEND: "Dude, this character sucks. You only won because your character is cheap as fuck."

ME: "Fine. Switch me. You play him (Steve) and I'll play her (Julia).

*about a minute later*

FRIEND: "Dude, fuck this game!"

Good times.  ;D

Other good ones I've been subject to:

"I wasn't ready!"
"No way! I fucking blocked that!"
"Shut the hell up! You're distracting me!"

"Stop sweepin'! That's the only way you know how to win!"
"Stop throwin'! That's the only way you know how to win!"
"Stop blockin'! That's the only way you know how to win!"
"Stop usin' special moves! That's the only way you know how to win!"

My response?

"Stop playing me. That's the only way you CAN win."

Cyanide

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#80  March 06, 2008, 09:04:16 am
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Here's my latest loss excuse

"FUCKING CLARK!!!"

Can't use him at all, and out of something like 15 games he randomed 11 of them. Bastard. I won some with him but still.


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