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Final Fantasy VIII - Squall Leonhart is dead
#1  February 19, 2010, 12:33:02 pm
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#2  February 19, 2010, 12:36:56 pm
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Old theory is old. Just like Rinoa = Ultimecia.


That faceless Squall still gives me the creeps though.
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#3  February 19, 2010, 05:47:31 pm
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Would that theory happen to be newer than FFX? :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
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#4  February 20, 2010, 01:26:42 am
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#5  February 20, 2010, 01:30:11 am
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Just by reading this, I'd much sooner blame it all to TERRIBLE WRITING.
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#6  February 20, 2010, 01:33:34 am
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Why did Final Fantasy games have to get so complicated?

Edit: Also all the "Here, Squall states" just reminds me of so much of people on Dragonball Z forums saying stuff like "nonono in chapter 187, Vegeta states this!" when they fight with eachother about characters power levels, or people on Chrono Trigger forums fighting about the entity.

Conjecture from people who think about and overanalyze things that the writers didn't even consider.
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#7  February 20, 2010, 01:50:17 am
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Haha, I never realized how poor the NORG plot was until now, neither I ever noticed the faceless Squall shot.
But it's sad to see how much people want this game to be any good.
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#8  February 20, 2010, 01:51:37 am
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#9  February 20, 2010, 01:55:31 am
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Do we have a record of all of the situations that overanalytical fans have applied the St. Elsewhere theory to?
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#10  February 20, 2010, 01:56:35 am
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there's probably a 5000 word article about them on tvtropes
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#11  February 20, 2010, 05:56:20 am
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Faceless squall still creeps me the hell out.

I remember beating that game when it originally came out and seeing that. A fucking nightmare.
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#12  February 20, 2010, 08:50:04 pm
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I like Spoony's, from the spoonyexperiment.com, reaction

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Look, it’s cute. I’m proud that you came up with it, and really, it’s better than what was intended. I can appreciate you finally realizing that FF8’s plot is so bad, you’ve invented a better one as a coping mechanism. But it doesn’t really work. Other stories with “crackpot” theories like this (Minority Report, Total Recall) hold more water, and were likely pitched as alternate endings. But look at the story you’re telling if the “Squall’s Dead” theory is true: Squall attempts to assassinate the Sorceress, fails, gets impaled, dies, and…then what?

He’s dead. The dream is ultimately meaningless. Nothing really happens in it that impacts the “real” world. Maybe Squall gets some internal closure, but so what? The Sorceress wins, rules the world, has her would-be assassins summarily executed, and evil triumphs. Hardly a fulfilling close to the story, wouldn’t you say? Not much of a story; a bunch of untrained, untalented pissant mercenaries attack the most powerful, evil sorceress in history and get completely annihilated.

Huh. Okay, I’ll admit that does sound more likely.

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#13  February 21, 2010, 12:22:57 am
I like Spoony's, from the spoonyexperiment.com, reaction

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Look, it’s cute. I’m proud that you came up with it, and really, it’s better than what was intended. I can appreciate you finally realizing that FF8’s plot is so bad, you’ve invented a better one as a coping mechanism. But it doesn’t really work. Other stories with “crackpot” theories like this (Minority Report, Total Recall) hold more water, and were likely pitched as alternate endings. But look at the story you’re telling if the “Squall’s Dead” theory is true: Squall attempts to assassinate the Sorceress, fails, gets impaled, dies, and…then what?

He’s dead. The dream is ultimately meaningless. Nothing really happens in it that impacts the “real” world. Maybe Squall gets some internal closure, but so what? The Sorceress wins, rules the world, has her would-be assassins summarily executed, and evil triumphs. Hardly a fulfilling close to the story, wouldn’t you say? Not much of a story; a bunch of untrained, untalented pissant mercenaries attack the most powerful, evil sorceress in history and get completely annihilated.

Huh. Okay, I’ll admit that does sound more likely.
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#14  February 21, 2010, 12:47:28 am
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#15  February 21, 2010, 01:45:48 am
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It's a sci-fi soap opera. What exactly were people expecting?
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#16  February 21, 2010, 04:26:28 pm
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probably not a sci-fi soap opera.
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#20  February 23, 2010, 05:47:55 am
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It's a sci-fi soap opera. What exactly were people expecting?
Well, I didn't expect much, but we did get this:
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Oh, god damnit, there's that douchebag TheWriter again.  What a douchebag.

As for the Squall Died thing:

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