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Started by kakkoii superhero, August 24, 2010, 04:19:07 am
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the biggest shameful fail in your life
#1  August 24, 2010, 04:19:07 am
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during my teenage, I was blessed/ cursed with no acnes on my face in exchange with boils on my butt, one time we went to a mall, and from the bumpy road my boil errupted staining my pants with blood and puss, but the shopping must go on awesome  :sugoi:.

another time I had it on my lower arm, and when I did my math/ geometry exam  the tip of the triangle accidentally pressed it and spurted blood allover my exam paper, I had to ask a new form from the teacher, the look on his face when I showed him what had happened to my paper was priceless.  ;D
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#2  August 24, 2010, 05:11:21 am
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i had morning wood





then some guy sucked it off for me
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#3  August 24, 2010, 05:19:58 am
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I was not born rich.... :(
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#4  August 24, 2010, 05:21:00 am
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i've got 3 toes.
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#5  August 24, 2010, 05:32:02 am
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#6  August 24, 2010, 05:35:29 am
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#7  August 24, 2010, 05:40:50 am
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#8  August 24, 2010, 05:42:06 am
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thats fucking retarded and you have to be retarded or joking to even considering that a fail
i cant count the reasons i should stay

one by one they all just fade away...


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#9  August 24, 2010, 05:48:14 am
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When I was in 3rd grade, I punched a kid in the face who said I'd never be married to Misty from Pokemon.
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#10  August 24, 2010, 06:00:52 am
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lol
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#11  August 24, 2010, 06:03:35 am
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Broke up with my ex because my step mom died
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#12  August 24, 2010, 06:04:42 am
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every girl i met...both online and for real...put me in a the infinite friend zone...

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#13  August 24, 2010, 06:15:30 am
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I didn't rape when I had a large amount of occasions, and they would have all loved it
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#14  August 24, 2010, 06:22:06 am
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I brought turtle action figure to public swimming pool. when I was 14 years old
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#15  August 24, 2010, 06:23:59 am
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#16  August 24, 2010, 06:33:16 am
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I rented some van damme movies for the whole family to watch. totally forgot all 90's action movies have sex scenes, it felt inappropritate to watch in a family gathering.
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#17  August 24, 2010, 06:52:13 am
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Watched Zack and Miri Make a Porno with my Aunt, walked out of the theater ashamed and uneasy as hell.
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#18  August 24, 2010, 07:00:16 am
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#19  August 24, 2010, 07:08:52 am
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I wish I never, ever did that... I shoulda clocked him then and there... damn kind nature.
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#20  August 24, 2010, 08:06:05 am
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My biggest fail would have to be, about two mouths ago when two super sexy white girls came down to my job like an hour past closing time asking if they could buy a chocolate cake. An i told them "Sorry we're closed" There response's "Awww" In a sexy way. I then quickly said "Well, never mind, come around to the back" And i gave them the cake for free and said "you can pay for it anytime you feel like it" She bloused an said "Um, Ok thanks, what's your name?" I told her my name and gave her my number, and she and her friend left. then like 10 minutes later she calls me asking me to come over an chill at her place. My thoughts "............" Then finally i said "Alright where's the place?" She gave me her address. Now here comes the fucked up part... My Co-worker was watching all of which that took place and decided to throw in he's opinion! Telling me not to go, saying how men don't jump when women snap? An for some stupid ass reason I let him talk me out of going. That was a one time Fucking deal! -_-

I'm sorry, but i was a fucking idiot for letting him talk me out of a three way! >_<