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Started by c001357, May 25, 2014, 07:28:05 pm
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#6361  September 24, 2015, 07:18:39 am
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#6362  September 24, 2015, 07:07:23 pm
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#6363  September 24, 2015, 08:24:15 pm
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a lot of people are making fun of the sex scene written by morrissey in his newest novel
morrissey's novel said:
Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone.
buddy you shouldve just written "Eliza and Ezra fucked for a while"
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#6364  September 24, 2015, 09:11:07 pm
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a lot of people are making fun of the sex scene written by morrissey in his newest novel
morrissey's novel said:
Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone.
buddy you shouldve just written "Eliza and Ezra fucked for a while"

But that wouldn't be enticing or stimulating at all. The human mind requires extra details so it can fill up the rest with exciting lewdness.

On the other hand, every single character in a lemon comic/mango is a Captain Obvious. They'll say and describe precisely what they are doing.

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#6365  September 24, 2015, 09:19:35 pm
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him attempting to sound enticing just sounds worse than being blunt about it
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#6366  September 24, 2015, 10:08:45 pm
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I think making it sound ridiculous is kind of the point. Could be wrong though.
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#6367  September 24, 2015, 10:26:42 pm
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morrissey's novel said:
Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone.

How the hell do you manage to make sex sound like someone being horrible at vertical car parking is beyond me
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#6368  September 24, 2015, 10:54:15 pm
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#6369  September 24, 2015, 11:19:38 pm
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On a topic similiar to that article,they found a dude in a city next to mine who cut off dead peoples penises and held them in jars.
He had an entire room filled with 'em,and had easy access to dead dongs as he worked in the morgue.

Fucking scary to think that there are people like that so close to ya
Like you go to heaven where pussy is infinite and you have no dick
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#6370  September 25, 2015, 12:19:13 am
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yeah i dont think so
I really don't know a whole lot about the dude outside of some of the crazier things he's said (ie: on Colbert when he said something like "I'm sure you could put your grandmother in an oven and she would taste delicious" when the convo was about his veganism) but yeah the writing looks like it could be him making the concept of sex sound just absolutely ridiculous which would be in-line with his celibacy shtick.

But like I said, I just know him from the stuff that sticks out (HAHAHA SEX JOKE)
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#6371  September 25, 2015, 12:27:13 am
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I've never lol'd so hard:

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#6372  September 25, 2015, 12:30:31 am
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the long list really cracked me up
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#6373  September 25, 2015, 01:13:30 am
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Dunno if this is even the right place for this but...

I was going through some of my old videos from wayyy back in the day and I came across one pretty shoddy sync up I did of the Tekken 5 theme with the Fist of the North Star OP. It had a really poor quality video rip and wasn't all that great...

So I remade it from scratch today with proper editing...
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#6374  September 25, 2015, 02:25:14 am
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Is finding MUGEN to be more enjoyable to play when you're not wearing clothes an underrated opinion?
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#6375  September 25, 2015, 04:28:35 am
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Clickbaits being part of the list killed me, lol.
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#6376  September 25, 2015, 04:47:52 am
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90% of "x is sexist" articles are clickbait.
Last Edit: September 25, 2015, 04:55:11 am by -Whiplash-
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#6377  September 25, 2015, 09:35:14 am
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#6378  September 25, 2015, 03:00:12 pm
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are you fucking kidding me
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#6379  September 25, 2015, 04:20:29 pm
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#6380  September 25, 2015, 05:27:57 pm
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