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Started by Valodim, August 26, 2007, 08:25:30 pm
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#721  February 26, 2008, 05:44:51 am
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#722  February 26, 2008, 06:10:42 pm
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#723  February 27, 2008, 12:54:33 am
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work conversations with R2 said:
[R2] : hey
[R2] : how does the escalation process work?
walt : err...
walt : if someone doesn't give a satisfactory answer to your emails
walt : you lose your patience because you're being ignored
walt : and you've got the emails to prove it (timestamps and all)
walt : basically you tell on him with his superior
walt : "look, he's ignoring me waaa"
walt : the superior shall then take action
[R2] : corporate bitch slapping
[R2] : sweet
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#724  February 27, 2008, 11:57:43 am
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<[Rabite]> eli: you get around to watching blazing saddles yet?
<[XCB]>   It's still DLing ;___;
<[Rabite]>   k
<[Rabite]>   how much so far?
<[XCB]>   around 30%
<[Rabite]>   damn and tarnations
<DrtySOUTH>   !
<DrtySOUTH>   Someone hasn't watched Blazing Saddles?
<[Rabite]>   preposterous isn't it?
<Jango>   CAN'T YOU SEE THAT MAN IS A NI-
* Jango   looks at Eli
<Jango>   sorry wrong guy
* Jango   walks over to [Rabite]
<Jango>   CAN'T YOU SEE THAT MAN IS A NI-?!
<[XCB]>   even Jango's seen it?!
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#725  February 27, 2008, 06:09:21 pm
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5:02:45 PM 8o|(li)Daniel_Blitzkid8o|(li): yo stock
5:02:48 PM 8o|(li)Daniel_Blitzkid8o|(li): hows it going
5:27:59 PM 8o|(li)Daniel_Blitzkid8o|(li): hey stock
5:28:10 PM 8o|(li)Daniel_Blitzkid8o|(li): hows it going
5:28:35 PM stock: pretty good.
5:28:36 PM 8o|(li)Daniel_Blitzkid8o|(li): ? u der bud
5:28:40 PM 8o|(li)Daniel_Blitzkid8o|(li): u almost done
5:28:42 PM 8o|(li)Daniel_Blitzkid8o|(li): ?

Poor stock, getting harassed.
you can't mixup a blind man, and you can't out think a brick ~skisonic
Street fighting is all about analysis, prediction, and reaction. That's it.

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#726  February 28, 2008, 06:17:46 am
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WAT! Pokemon The First Movie was sad :(
you can't mixup a blind man, and you can't out think a brick ~skisonic
Street fighting is all about analysis, prediction, and reaction. That's it.

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#728  February 28, 2008, 08:09:30 am
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[01:08] <Jango> I had sex with my best friend at the time :(
[01:08] <Jango> needless to say that put a damper on things!
[01:08] <Danbri> I did get drunk in Mexico.
[01:08] <[anthonygamer]> A guy? WTF JANGO!
^_^
you can't mixup a blind man, and you can't out think a brick ~skisonic
Street fighting is all about analysis, prediction, and reaction. That's it.

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#729  February 28, 2008, 08:11:08 am
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<Jango>   I had sex with my best friend at the time :(
<Jango>   needless to say that put a damper on things!
<Danbri>   I did get drunk in Mexico.
<[anthonygamer]>   A guy? WTF JANGO!
<Danbri>   I guess that WAS a secret.
<Jango>   No my best friend was a girl
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#730  February 28, 2008, 08:30:15 am
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[2:09am] <@Kung_Fu_Man> Jango's omnisexual.
[2:09am] <Jango> why would I have all of this hentai if I was gay
[2:09am] <@Kung_Fu_Man> He swings every which way
[2:09am] <@[Rabite]> he'll do anything? dirt, rocks, birds, trees
[2:09am] <@RobertTheSmall> Good cover?
[2:09am] <Danbri> Hentai isn't limited to women.
[2:09am] <[TempesT]> hahahahah
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#732  February 28, 2008, 09:21:28 pm
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you can't mixup a blind man, and you can't out think a brick ~skisonic
Street fighting is all about analysis, prediction, and reaction. That's it.

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#733  February 28, 2008, 09:43:52 pm
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For crying out loud THEY GAVE HER BEWBZ! What more could you people want?
What's the good of phenomenal cosmic power if you can't blow something up?
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#734  February 28, 2008, 11:36:24 pm
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#735  February 28, 2008, 11:37:16 pm
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[01:08] <Jango> I had sex with my best friend at the time :(
[01:08] <Jango> needless to say that put a damper on things!
[01:08] <Danbri> I did get drunk in Mexico.
[01:08] <[anthonygamer]> A guy? WTF JANGO!
[01:08] <Jango> I love cock!
^.^
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#736  February 28, 2008, 11:42:08 pm
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you can't mixup a blind man, and you can't out think a brick ~skisonic
Street fighting is all about analysis, prediction, and reaction. That's it.

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#737  February 29, 2008, 01:18:23 am
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#738  February 29, 2008, 01:27:55 am
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#739  February 29, 2008, 08:05:01 pm
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People complaining about ZSS being the only new Metroid rep in SSBB.
What's the good of phenomenal cosmic power if you can't blow something up?
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#740  February 29, 2008, 09:01:14 pm
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[2:09am] <@Kung_Fu_Man> Jango's omnisexual.

Oh, oh, you totally stole the word omnisexual and everything from that homosexual! Here, 2006-03-28:

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   Sepp: "As previously announced, Lucy Lawless will also join the cast for a 10-episode arc, reprising her role as D'Anna Biers, a Cylon."
   Sepp: loool
   Vans: Well i guess i'll see you guys later, i now need to turn off the computer when i'm not using it due to a ridiculous power bill of somewhere near 380 USD.
   aLuCaRd_X: u must be kidding me
   Sepp: Caused by THE COMPUTER?
   Vans: Dunno.
   JJWE: Lucy Lawless rawks.
   aLuCaRd_X: Not even the cyber got that much
   MadAtWork: JJWE: is that the lesbian who's in you speaking?
   Vans: Probably a typo or something.
   MadAtWork: mulamb0 pwned.
   JJWE: Mad: Yes!
   aLuCaRd_X: Poor Mulamb0
    aLuCaRd_X slaps mulamb0 around a bit with a large trout
   Sepp: Supposedly she has now mastered more acting skills, so she has a whole set of three mimic expressions!
   mulamb0: ç_ç
   MadAtWork: JJWE: I felt it through the farce
    Vans has disconnected: Quit: Power Bill.
   Sepp: Now I just need to get through the rest of season one and to the end of season two. Go faster, tv!
   aLuCaRd_X: haha
    MadAtWork: Sepp: you're a damn trekkie!!
   Sepp: ?
   Sepp: Star Trek is uninteresting.
    JJWE needs a full set of Xena DVDs.
   Sepp: Ahaha. Hell no. They completely lost their mind at some point.
   Sepp: But there are a few great eps.
   aLuCaRd_X: Xena is lesbian, right?
   Sepp: I stopped watching regularily when they got down to ... India? And every other episode was talking somebody into doing good.
   aLuCaRd_X: >_>
   JJWE: What? You say it like they were sensical at some point.
   Sepp: JJWE: The . . . uh, what was it. Lao Ma? Episodes.
   aLuCaRd_X: :o
   aLuCaRd_X: Puppy crush
    aLuCaRd_X slaps mulamb0 around a bit with a large trout
   aLuCaRd_X: Bad penguin bad penguin http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=38080.msg356651#msg356651
    JJWE loved the episode where Iolaus' actor played a dance instructor.
   Sepp: Haha.
   JJWE: A female dance instructor no less.
   Sepp: I liked the China eps where at one point Xeno goes all spiritual and uses the Force.
   aLuCaRd_X: Xena is lesbian???
   aLuCaRd_X: >_>
   Sepp: ???
   Sepp: No, silly.
   Sepp: Probably bi.
   JJWE: She's omni-sexual.
   aLuCaRd_X: ._.
   JJWE: She humps trees!

I have since learned that Xena is indeed kind of a icon thing to some lesbians.

So by now I have gathered at least one personal account each of homo- and heterosexual men, as well as homosexual women who all have some weakness for Xena. All that's left, then, is to find such a heterosexual woman.

I had just the one in mind, but now I hesitate---do I ask her before or after I sleep with her, Jango, and---wait wait wait are we supposed to sleep with our best friends??
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