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Re: HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THIS FORUM

 April 01, 2016, 01:34:21 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Donald J. Trump  in HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THIS FORUM (Started by Donald J. Trump April 01, 2016, 12:01:36 pm
 Board: April Fools 2016

Lyin' GBK will try and tell you Bison is a better candidate than me. Wrong! I beat him in ALL the polls. GBK is desperate! Sad!
    

Re: Billy, the Blue Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger (new hope with crowdfunding!)

 April 01, 2016, 01:32:26 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Donald J. Trump  in Billy, the Blue Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger - Jmorphman coding! (Started by Balthazar April 16, 2014, 10:07:30 pm
 Board: Projects

Terrific work, Balthazar. Just terrific. That sprite work is fantastic. Colors are great. Fantastic stuff! I love the Netherlands. Geert Wilders is a great guy. Thank him for me. Terrific country. The Dutch are great people. Can't beat that countryside. Heard Anne Frank hid there. Beautiful, courageous woman she was. A hero. Much like you. Looking forward to a healthy partnership between the USA and the Dutch. Just don't want any of your politics. Very incompetent politics.
    

Re: HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THIS FORUM

 April 01, 2016, 01:12:16 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Donald J. Trump  in HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THIS FORUM (Started by Donald J. Trump April 01, 2016, 12:01:36 pm
 Board: April Fools 2016

I have a question...who's going to pay for 'THE WALL' section?
Now let me tell you, GF202020, we're in the process of finalizing this wall and I can tell you with 100 percent confidence, without a doubt, that the bozos I demodded will be paying for this wall. If they don't have the money, we'll go after China. The Chinese are rolling in our own money. Can't let them walk over America. We can't be content with losing anymore. We have to win again. We don't win. I'll change that.
    

NEW RULES FOLLOWING TRUMP ACQUISITION

 April 01, 2016, 12:04:03 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Donald J. Trump  in NEW RULES FOLLOWING TRUMP ACQUISITION (Started by Donald J. Trump April 01, 2016, 12:04:03 pm
 Board: April Fools 2016

Donald Trump said:
Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war."

The Goals Of Donald J. Trump

  • No more international MUGEN releases until we can make sure they're not buggy.
  • A forum just for international releases so they don't have to be posted here.
  • New "TrumpBots" running the forum in addition to Trump-approved human staff.
  • POTS style hitsparks on every release.
  • We're gonna make MUGEN open source. We're gonna give it online. We're gonna make it so you can sell games with it!
  • Rename MUGEN to TRUMPGEN
  • A new trade deal with Japan so we get the latest Japanese fighting games first! We're gonna be first to rip sprites, I guarantee it!


Rules

  • If you're here to protest, we don't want you here. You know what we did to protestors in my day folks? We socked them right in the face. Today's "feel the bern" keyboard warriors are a bunch of no good wimps, let me tell you. They'll be gone from my forum, you better believe it!
  • No buggy releases! There's been too many buggy releases, let me tell you. We can't have those anymore. We'll clean this place up like you'd never believe. Ot'll be a an absolute beauty!
  • Don't mess with my TrumpBots folks! They're here to protect the integrity of my campaign! They're state of the art, top of the line bots. Real beauties. Big league stuff. They got my name on it folks, so you know they'll be quality.
  • If you're a foreigner, we're gonna keep you in a forum. You gotta stay there folks, sorry. It'll be a great forum though, got my best guys on it. I love you foreigners, let me tell you. Many of you are great people! I'll treat you better than any of the past administration. They're far too weak to handle this. Only I can handle this.
  • We're not gonna have these warnings anymore. Stupid. It makes us look weak. We have so many people trying to ruin MUGEN and this forum, it's just terrible, and the incompetent losers in this administration have been so weak, so so weak, they just let people walk all over them. We're not doing that anymore. We're gonna start banning people so much and so hard you won't even believe it.


If you are new and have questions like "where do I get MUGEN?", I got my best guys out there to help you. They're great guys- real eggheads. Trust me. We'll make MUGEN great again, together. We'll make it so great you won't believe it. Check out the FAQ, guys. Great read. Read it every night before bed. Love it.
    

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THIS FORUM

 April 01, 2016, 12:01:36 pm View in topic context
 Posted by Donald J. Trump  in HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THIS FORUM (Started by Donald J. Trump April 01, 2016, 12:01:36 pm
 Board: April Fools 2016


People of MUGEN Fighters Guild and of the world,

I, Donald J. Trump, write to you today to announce a glorious partnership between me and the MUGEN community. Earlier this month I got to talk the guys down at Elecbyte. Great guys, let me tell you. Total eggheads, never really understood this coding mumbo-jumbo, but really tremendous people at Elecbyte. Real, hard-working Americans. The future of our workforce- they don't get enough respect, I tell you. They want to make this country great again. Just like me, Donald Trump. I want to make America great again. Now, to do that, I'm gonna start by making MUGEN great again, too.

Y'see, MUGEN is a great, tremendous program. I love MUGEN. I like to use Guile. Guile, that's a real American. He is just like what we used to be in the old days. Took no nonsense from anyone. Tremendous character in Super Turbo. The Japanese got us right with that one. Gotta give it to Japan for showing how great America really is. It's some big league stuff, ladies and gentlemen. MUGEN is great for America. Tons of hardworking Americans making some of the best content. Let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, they're some great people. P.O.T.S., that was a great guy. He makes great stuff. Tremendous coding ability. All the states and animations and what not. The hitsparks were amazing. He made MUGEN great. I know you all remember P.O.T.S. We need more people like him. That's the problem we have now.

Let me tell you folks, we don't win anymore. Honestly, when's the last time we've won in MUGEN? We've got MUGEN Hispania and MUGEN China taking our characters and CotM awards. This administration has been horrible, absolutely horrible. Let me tell you, under my watch, we're gonna start winning at MUGEN again. We're gonna start winning so much you'll be sick of it, I guarantee. The administration here has been a bunch of bums. Weak. Horrible. Incompetent guys. Total losers! Just No Point and Iced, those guys, let me tell you- bozos, all of 'em. Bending over backwards for the South American guys while ours can't even code a proper Trump character. Sad! We got people in the MFG staff right now that want to help those guys over Mugen Imperio Latino release more characters.

When Mugen Imperio Latino releases its characters, they’re not releasing the best. They’re sending chars that have lots of bugs and they’re bringing those bugs. They’re bringing evil edits, they’re bringing debug flood. They’re spriteswaps and some, I assume, are good releases, but I speak to the guys over in Your Releases and they’re telling us what we’re getting. Absolute garbage. These bugs can't be tolerated ladies and gentlemen. These bugs are gamebreaking. Despicable. A total catastrophe. 2016 is gonna be a disaster if we don't change. They need a real conservative running things. And I'm that guy. I'm conservative. I'm very conservative, and a Republican.

Here's the plan, ladies and gentlemen. I've bought out MUGEN Fighter's Guild. Its gonna be part of the Trump brand now. Let me tell you, I'm a dealmaker and I can make MUGEN great again.

We're gonna roll out the bots, gonna make all the boards Trump. Trump everywhere. My name's like gold. I'm gonna go big league here.

I'm getting all the "international guys" out of here. We're gonna build a forum. Two forums. A forum for all of them, and a forum for all of us.

I'm gonna get all these Spanish speaking threads out of here and into there. And MFG staff is gonna pay for it. I guarantee. That, I can tell you, is how we're gonna win.

I'm demodding all the bums running this place. Total weak losers. Get 'em out of here!

Folks, we don't win anymore. But I'm gonna make us win now.  We're gonna win A LOT. Gonna be tremendous. Trump 2016. Make sure you get the family out to vote for me come election time. Thank you, you've been wonderful people. Wonderful! God Bless America!