Dane Cook's entire routine rotates around him being loud and obnoxious.some of his older stuff like the bit about burger king and the weird guy at work are pretty funny, but his latest stuff is pure observational comedy.i.e. "have you ever notice how ________ is ______?"not to mention he's kinda pretentious.he laughs at his own jokes, for gods sake! it'd be fine it were once in awhile but it's like after every other joke!DooM said, June 06, 2009, 02:26:11 amI've been said that he's stealing sketches.ala Carlos Mencia?
I hate ignorant crazy w*i*e people that seem to think that b*a*k men have a monopoly on having a big ***k for some reason ......
महान सम्राट said, June 06, 2009, 06:11:52 am.. but what else can be fried chicken, besides fried chicken? I'm not sure.
महान सम्राट said, June 06, 2009, 06:11:52 am.. but what else can be fried chicken, besides fried chicken? THIS.
I've never actually seen a Turducken.I don't think I want to see one again.omg, my weakness is broken.
I hate calling to a girl and listen to shit like:Hey. Nothing much. My life is not generally interesting, so... Yeah, I'm still here, just waiting for you to say something again. What do you want me to say?Do I have to explain myself?No, I can't see you this week, why? well I feel bad and I wan't to spend the whole week in my bed, but don't take it personal. I don't have time for my friends too.Call me later.WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!?Oh man, this thread is so stress releaving.
My girl says this to me, although this is the translated and shorter version. She doesn't actually say any of this, but this is what it equates to.Hey,I want to spend all day everyday with you.I don't care if you have to workout, go to work, clean, study for school, or hang out with friends.You must spend every hour with me no matter what.I hate that shit. I'm only one person.
I meant a girl that I care about (still dunno why). I won't mention about all those psychos desiring me, cause that's boring for me as much as for you.
