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MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck) (Read 209065 times)

Started by Jmorphman, January 27, 2011, 08:06:57 pm
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#621  May 17, 2012, 11:43:48 pm
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Love that Midnight Crew number although OH GOD DON'T GET CLOSER TO MEENAH, JAKE
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#622  May 18, 2012, 12:11:27 am
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Why?  It's not like she can kill him.  If she does, it'll only wake him up. 

Also, if the first book was meant to demonstrate how Homestuck would work in print format, I can only assume that the second book is meant to demonstrate precisely how heavy Colonel Sassacre's text is.  I'm pretty sure this damn thing qualifies as a tome.
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#623  May 21, 2012, 06:01:58 am
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UU and uu have different blood colors now?! What?

I mean if it's one troll it could be lying but so far, Hussie hasn't made characters outright lie before about serious plot points.

EDIT: Theory

UU and uu are the same person but represent a "glitch" which allows them to have different blood colors. Aranea says that the Alpha kids (or at least Jake) will find the power to defeat Lord English, who was stated to be indestructable unless he is defeated by exploiting time "glitches."

In the book series Complacency of the Learned, Calmasis fights Zazzerpan in a final decisive duel which (IIRC) ends in Calmasis' favor.

What I'm saying is UU and uu are the keys to defeating Lord English.
Last Edit: May 21, 2012, 06:13:34 am by Jango
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#624  May 23, 2012, 03:54:04 am
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I want to post my favorite panel from today's update but I cannot witbout spoiling the punchline buildup so just settle for this

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#625  May 23, 2012, 03:57:35 am
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Sweet Rox and Hella Jake.

I'm sticking with my theory that uU is really one schizophrenic troll with two separate dream selves.  After this update it seems like it's leaning more and more toward that being the truth.
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#626  May 23, 2012, 04:08:26 am
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#627  May 23, 2012, 04:36:16 am
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Weird it's loading up fine for me.
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#628  May 23, 2012, 04:43:30 am
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#629  May 23, 2012, 04:52:11 am
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After this update it seems like it's leaning more and more toward that being the truth.
I dunno, them having different blood colors definitely throws a wrench into that idea.

Well, they have separate bodies as their dream selves.  The two personalities could have different blood colors there.  They might even have a completely different blood color in their real body.

I was thinking more about the way that uu went out of his way to clarify that he planned to kill UU's dream self, and not her real self.  If they were two people and he really wanted to kill her, why wouldn't he kill her real self and be done with it?
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#630  May 24, 2012, 02:37:47 am
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Lime plus red = brown, the troll is tavros, UU is rufio uu is pipa pan
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#631  May 24, 2012, 12:18:26 pm
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Best pickup line evar
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#632  May 24, 2012, 09:06:56 pm
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I cannot WAIT until we meet uu in person.  This guy is a laugh riot.
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#633  May 25, 2012, 10:41:30 am
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Still think so now?!
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#634  May 25, 2012, 01:17:38 pm
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Yes. :D
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#635  May 25, 2012, 09:06:36 pm
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Was that a Red Miles tendril coming from somewhere on the last Dirk panel?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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#636  May 29, 2012, 03:56:43 am
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How much do you want to bet that some over-zealous fan has already started writing Nepetaquest?
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#637  May 29, 2012, 07:54:29 am
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Last Edit: May 29, 2012, 08:02:04 am by Jango
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#638  May 29, 2012, 08:09:47 am
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holy shit this is great

EDIT: ahahahaha infinite crisis wall punching ROT CON.
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#639  May 29, 2012, 09:13:45 am
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Okay, is there any way to read a summary of this series so far, or to a certain extent?

Because no matter how many times I try to like it, and to read it, I just can't go through it without raging at how horribly stupid it comes off as sometimes.
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#640  May 29, 2012, 09:53:08 am
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