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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#81  July 21, 2010, 01:24:43 am
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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#82  July 21, 2010, 01:29:23 am
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#83  July 21, 2010, 01:31:50 am
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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#84  July 21, 2010, 03:22:22 am
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hahahHAHAHAH dude i can tell by your formatting and word choice that you're an eccentric little fucker. when shes there (if shes there i only read the first post) don't overthink anything. i'm guessing you want to have sex with her or something, she's female after all. so yeah, just act casual and playful, and don't overthink your moves. or you'll fail. not that that's a bad thing. aspergers doesn't have to control your life. offer to do something competitive, and then follow up with "if you do well i'll [something playful and fun. NOT sex!]". that way it's masculine but also not overbearing. use this advice, and you can get that girl.

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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#85  July 21, 2010, 05:14:39 am
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rape her/ him, while she/ he is sleeping from the jet lag  :ninja:

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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#86  July 21, 2010, 05:49:32 am
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I'm envious. That's all i have to say. >.<

though, i'd have to agree with what Iced and Beatrice said. :-X
Shamrock said, March 23, 2012, 08:24:32 pm
What weird is that he was probably using it to get children to go places alone with him.

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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#87  July 21, 2010, 03:47:52 pm
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Jape said, July 21, 2010, 03:22:22 am
hahahHAHAHAH dude i can tell by your formatting and word choice that you're an eccentric little fucker. when shes there (if shes there i only read the first post) don't overthink anything. i'm guessing you want to have sex with her or something, she's female after all. so yeah, just act casual and playful, and don't overthink your moves. or you'll fail. not that that's a bad thing. aspergers doesn't have to control your life. offer to do something competitive, and then follow up with "if you do well i'll [something playful and fun. NOT sex!]". that way it's masculine but also not overbearing. use this advice, and you can get that girl.

...are you TRYING to get him trapped in the Friend Zone?
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#88  July 21, 2010, 08:28:06 pm
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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#89  July 21, 2010, 09:10:20 pm
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Or he is out not posting on the forums with his cellphone about it.
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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#90  July 21, 2010, 09:20:04 pm
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He's online even posted some stuff at mi today.

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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#91  July 21, 2010, 11:26:56 pm
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Posting in videogame forums is an aphrodisiac to Japanese girls.
It's the equivalent of a real man working on a car. 

He just can't post here in fear that she'll see that he's asked everybody for assistance in his plans for statutory rape.

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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#92  July 22, 2010, 03:33:45 am
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maybe he passed out after finding out that she was a he who is a black belt judoka, while being pinned in a nasty submission and got raped in the ass  --;

joke, but seriously keep away from the beaches, otherwise she might leave you and hang around with dark skinned guys...
Last Edit: July 22, 2010, 03:38:14 am by navetsea

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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#93  July 22, 2010, 03:46:13 am
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probably he is having sex...

mhhh naaah... he's out!

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#94  July 22, 2010, 06:09:35 am
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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#95  July 22, 2010, 06:41:51 am
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Reborn! said, July 21, 2010, 03:47:52 pm
Jape said, July 21, 2010, 03:22:22 am
hahahHAHAHAH dude i can tell by your formatting and word choice that you're an eccentric little fucker. when shes there (if shes there i only read the first post) don't overthink anything. i'm guessing you want to have sex with her or something, she's female after all. so yeah, just act casual and playful, and don't overthink your moves. or you'll fail. not that that's a bad thing. aspergers doesn't have to control your life. offer to do something competitive, and then follow up with "if you do well i'll [something playful and fun. NOT sex!]". that way it's masculine but also not overbearing. use this advice, and you can get that girl.

...are you TRYING to get him trapped in the Friend Zone?

i guarantee my methods are better than awkwardly staring at her while trying to force out some shit he learned from watching subbed episodes of lucky star.

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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#96  July 22, 2010, 10:12:50 am
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Jape said, July 22, 2010, 06:41:51 am
i guarantee my methods are better than awkwardly staring at her while trying to force out some shit he learned from watching subbed episodes of lucky star.

Cant argue with that.

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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#97  July 22, 2010, 09:07:39 pm
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Lucky Star? Isn't that the old show with Ricky Schroder....with the robot girl?

unbeknowNst

Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#98  July 23, 2010, 09:13:07 am
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HAHAHHAHA

I don't think I wanna pull moves on her
I mean I thought about it
but it seems too awkward

she's not my type in the romance factor

we're better off as friends

she's too... boyish

and holy fucking shit she farted in her sleep like six times (while I was on awake) on the first night
not that I'm saying its not natural
but damn, was I surprised

edit: I'll show pictures later if by any chance I'm interested
Last Edit: July 23, 2010, 09:17:16 am by RaiN

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Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#99  July 23, 2010, 10:19:33 am
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so you sleep together for more than one night...with a stranger girl who specially go to your country and do nothing...

sounds very suspicious like some important details have been blurred out

are guys in a school camp or something like sleeping in a huge hall together with all other members and or teachers?
that would explain everything

unbeknowNst

Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
#100  July 23, 2010, 10:41:07 am
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nah she's at my house. in my own room but so far we're just going out and doing shit

not doing shit like sex or anything
I'm not a horndog anyway

however these last 3 days I feel a little pussy whipped
as in, I was being the pushover,nice-guy-who-gets-stepped-on type

so fuck that I ain't gonna let her act like that the entire time
if she's pretty boyish I might as well treat her like a guy
I'm usually not really the nice-guy with guys because well, that'd be pretty gay
so let's see how she reacts

I might take pictures tomorrow and show you guys

believe it or not though she is here with me

it's pretty hard to communicate though since I don't understand full Japanese
but I think she's catching along to English better

I just taught her how to say ENGLISH instead of ENGRISH
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