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Title: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on January 27, 2011, 08:06:57 PM
A thread for the webcomic MS Paint Adventures.

What is MS Paint Adventures? it's a webcomic that mimics graphical text adventures, comprised of several stories. MSPA is quite unlike most other webcomics, experimenting with using flash and gifs and music to produce a varied array of panels and the like. Sometimes there are even little minigames in place of a panel. And it is, above all else, extremely self-referential and delves deep into metafiction.

What is Homestuck? it's the current story of MSPA, and I'm sure that you have heard someone tell you that they want to explain it to you (http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6009/5939878514_5d87a5bc58.jpg), and your reaction to this was, quite rationally, to flee.

Anyways, Homestuck starts off as a simple tale of a young boy trying to play a video game, and eventually becomes a multiverse spanning mega-narrative that has been running, aside from a few infrequent interruptions, nearly constantly, for over 3 years.

Where are the weird gray people who talk in leetspeak I've been reading for over an hour and the stupid kid hasn't even left his house yet christ almighty Be patient! Things get way crazier from there, think of all that as setup! You'll be making shipping charts of gray people in no time, just you wait!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Derryb on January 27, 2011, 10:59:04 PM
Or does it?  :-\
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 27, 2011, 11:06:17 PM
Honk honk, motherfucker.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 27, 2011, 11:22:15 PM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 27, 2011, 11:24:14 PM
She talking to dave is a MIRACLE perpetuated by the bard of rage so that he can go murder Dave after he opens the rift.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 28, 2011, 12:00:44 PM
Quite possibly my two new favorite panels in Homestuck ever

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 31, 2011, 02:15:59 AM
Never heard of this before this thread, so I gave it a shot.  Goddamn it, this shit is addicting.  I read all the way through Problem Sleuth in two days.  And then my brain exploded.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 31, 2011, 02:24:54 AM
to everyone else i think a explanation is due.

Mspaintadventures is a webcomic comprised of several stories, the current one is called Homestuck,the previous one was called Problem Sleuth.

The webcomic itself is extremely experimental in the way it tells stories, replicating techniques from games and mixing multimedia with its own meta narration.

Despite being very simple, its also very addicting. ( it stops being all that simple when it starts going more and more into meta narration and multimedia)



A weasel for your worries.  :flipout:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 31, 2011, 02:26:21 AM
Those weasels pretty accurately mimicked my own reactions the farther I got into Problem Sleuth.  >_>
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 31, 2011, 02:36:59 AM
You are going to love homestuck afterwards. The hardest part for newcomers to go through is the first chapter since its the "player" learning how to interact with the game, having a taste of problem sleuth you will have no issue with that.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 31, 2011, 04:31:07 AM
Homestuck is quite awesome indeed.  I'm just starting on Act 2 now, and wondering what the hell happened to the player commands.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on January 31, 2011, 07:24:32 AM
Finally finished Problem Sleuth as my first MS Paint Adventure.

It was funny, but really fucking weird too.

Is my head supposed to feel like my brain got turned inside out?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 31, 2011, 08:35:08 PM
to everyone else i think a explanation is due
It isn't. Let's be honest: this thread is only for you, me, and Jango. >8]
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 31, 2011, 08:54:03 PM
Is my head supposed to feel like my brain got turned inside out?

That means its working!!!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Bastard Mami on January 31, 2011, 09:26:25 PM
obviously, becasue you did not even bother to put a link to cover appareances Jpopman
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 01, 2011, 05:14:06 AM
Is my head supposed to feel like my brain got turned inside out?
Yes.  It's when it ceases to be confusing that you need to start worrying. :P
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 01, 2011, 05:37:02 AM
...um, after going over the recaps and TVTropes it's not SO confusing.

Is that bad?

Spoiler: And for the record, I finished Problem Sleuth and all of Homestuck up to the 1/31/11 updates... (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 06, 2011, 07:47:46 PM
newest flash has me so startled
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 06, 2011, 10:41:37 PM
Finally got all the way caught up on Homestuck.

I am now legitimately terrified of Gamzee.  0_0  I mean what the hell?  He was so awesome and chill before.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 06, 2011, 10:44:29 PM
I know, right? I guess that's what happens when you're cooped up for too long. The latest stuff put me in mind of Black Lagoon for the whole "Kneel" thing.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 07, 2011, 12:20:16 AM
There will be blood.


Also, I think kanaya will turn out to be a vampire, tavros will be stitched together as a frankenstein and feferi will be a zombie. Using some sort of blood manipulation by the part of Gamzee.


HONK
honk
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 07, 2011, 04:26:57 AM
^
Spoiler: Author's Formspring account (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 07, 2011, 04:59:10 AM
A wild muscle beast appears!
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/9826/horrifying.jpg)

It's also apparently a cannibal.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 07, 2011, 10:11:14 AM
tavros will be stitched together as a frankenstein
Nope, because

Spoiler: weird plot shit and speculation (click to see content)

EDIT:

ALSO THIS AVATAR COST ME $2 TO MAKE (http://tipjar.alexandra-douglass.com/)

EDIT2:

Yup, totally called it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 07, 2011, 03:00:58 PM
There's also the possibility that there's some other plane/realm/world/what-the-fuck-ever that we don't even know about yet.  Remember a while back when Feferi appeared in Jade's dream claiming that she was already dead?  After the last versions of themselves were killed, there may be some new place that she and Tavros ended up.

[size=1pt]and now Equius too, I guess.[/size]
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Internet Champion Jesus on February 07, 2011, 09:56:29 PM
Finally got all the way caught up on Homestuck.

I am now legitimately terrified of Gamzee.  0_0  I mean what the hell?  He was so awesome and chill before.
Remember when he freaked out after Dave showed him the ICP Miracles video?

BLASPHEMY.

That's when his personality turned around.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 08, 2011, 12:05:08 AM
Remember when he freaked out after Dave showed him the ICP Miracles video?

BLASPHEMY.

That's when his personality turned around.
I think it has more to do with his not having ingested any sopor slime pies lately. I don't think the ICP video has anything to do with it, actually.

Also random speculation time
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 08, 2011, 12:14:24 AM
^ Read the blurb I posted from AH's formspring at the top of the page.  He spells it out pretty plainly.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 08, 2011, 12:17:29 AM
perhaps the grub is the equivalent of a bat on their race.
Either way, Im curious as to what gamzee is actually gonna do with the blood. I think he might be a bloodmancer, but that would be a bit out there.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 08, 2011, 12:34:33 AM
^ Read the blurb I posted from AH's formspring at the top of the page.  He spells it out pretty plainly.
I meant that
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 08, 2011, 12:52:55 AM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

also whoof want to know?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 08, 2011, 12:57:00 AM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 08, 2011, 01:01:46 AM
Maybe it's just more Weird Plot Shit that's going to further screw up the already incredibly convoluted story. :P
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 08, 2011, 01:04:18 AM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 08, 2011, 02:05:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWa3_DZ_Vog

Behold the vid that got censored from the MSPA forums because the audio is "close to breaking the rules"
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 08, 2011, 05:51:26 AM
HOPY SHIT Gamzee can use any weapon
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 08, 2011, 02:47:57 PM
Beep?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 08, 2011, 02:56:04 PM
Its gonna go back to john and his air car.

Hence beep.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 08, 2011, 02:58:15 PM
Oh, right.  I forgot about that.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on February 09, 2011, 03:12:06 AM
:33 > WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS HORRIFYING TEREZI LOVE IT IS INE%CUSABLE
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 09, 2011, 05:32:20 AM
:33 > WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS HORRIFYING TEREZI LOVE IT IS INE%CUSABLE
P1CK 4 TROLL TYP1NG QU1RK 4ND ST1CK W1TH 1T
DONT JUMBL3 TH3M 4LL UP 1T RU1NS 1T >8[

4ND T3R3Z1 D3S3RV3S 4LL TH3 LOV3
4LL OF 1T
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on February 09, 2011, 06:37:19 PM
:33 > *THE BIG BRUTE IS ANGERED BY THE FOUL INDIGNANT TEREZI FAN AND ITS INABILITY TO RECOGNIZE A LEGITIMATE QUIRK*

:33 > XPP

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 09, 2011, 06:56:00 PM
As My Signature Says
Quote
I Am Still Very Fond of Terezi But I Do Not Mind Appreciating Myself Once In A While

On The Subject Of The Spoiler Tag Above
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Update
Post by: Iced on February 09, 2011, 06:59:37 PM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: Update
Post by: Jmorphman on February 09, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
I feel sorry for Vriska, because she doesn't seem to have a lot of self control. She obviously felt bad about killing Aradia, but she continued to egg Tavros on and got him into a confrontation he had no chance of winning. And as she said, she could've easily ended the confrontation without much injury to Tavros. But she killed him. And now she feels remorseful. She needs to start thinking about the consequences of her actions. But since the trolls have two of their own going on murderous rampages, I think it would be best if they stayed on her good side right now.

Of course I feel WAY more sorry for Tavros and Aradia, cause they're the ones ones who died and all.

And on the subject of spoilers...
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 09, 2011, 10:05:07 PM
Vriska opening up like this is a good start to helping understand her character better, but I'm still confused about her overall motive.  I mean, intentionally creating a nigh-unbeatable god-like enemy just so she can try to defeat him herself, risking an entire universe and everyone it it in the process?  Why?  I don't get what that's supposed to prove or accomplish.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 09, 2011, 10:05:26 PM
I kinda saw this coming somewhere, especially after Terezi reacted to Dave's death the way she did. The Scourge Sisters' plans to troll Dave/John is starting to affect their personalities as well.

EDIT:

Person Man: Don't forget that even if Vriska hadn't interfered, things would have still turned out exactly the same. And in today's reading, you could possibly surmise that her being as involved as she was in the kids' session is a form of a self-therapy.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 09, 2011, 10:24:44 PM
I know it was going to happen anyway, you're right.  What I don't get is why she was so adamant on making sure it was her fault that it did. 
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 09, 2011, 10:27:19 PM
What if its a mating thing. She killed Tavros, she wanted Tavros to be her kismesis, he couldnt hate her.


This new Jack she helped forge can be her nemesis.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 09, 2011, 11:01:36 PM
that theory is so beautiful I don't even know where to start

Oh yeah and this is old but for you new homestuck fans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj9COPsEsoc
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Rikard on February 10, 2011, 01:34:22 AM
This was recently posted on the Homestuck board and it blew my mind on so many levels it's not even funny

(http://homebot.everyboty.net.nyud.net/pix/164.jpg)


t-rex scythe
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 11, 2011, 09:54:04 AM
lol'ed at Sollux gaining Aradia's typing gimmick

no lol at M41 W41FUS 1MP3ND1NG DOOM!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 11, 2011, 07:25:02 PM
no lol at M41 W41FUS 1MP3ND1NG DOOM!
she'll be fine she'll be fine she'll be fine she'll be fine she'll be fine she'll be fine she'll be fine she'll be fine she'll be fine she'll be fine she'll be fine she'll be fine

SH3 COULDNT R3SPOND B3C4US3 SH3 1S INV3ST1G4T1NG WHY TH3 ROOM SM3LLS BR1GHT3R
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 11, 2011, 08:02:19 PM
Well, that last batch of updates answered all my questions about Vriska pretty thoroughly.  I just wish she'd stop bouncing back and forth between 'bluh bluh huge bitch' and 'tragic victim of circumstance.'  I can't tell if I'm supposed to hate or pity her anymore.

al2o, there'2 offiiciially two many people goiing around po2tiing liike terezii, 2o ii'm goiing two be the biigger man and 2wiitch iit up.  you're welcome
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 11, 2011, 08:28:30 PM
al2o, there'2 offiiciially two many people goiing around po2tiing liike terezii, 2o ii'm goiing two be the biigger man and 2wiitch iit up.  you're welcome

I Am Slightly Incensed That You Have Apparently Not Noticed My Particular Style Of Discourse In This Thread

Unless I Am In Error I Do Believe That This Is Not The Style And Manner Of Typing That Terezi Utilizes On A Constant Basis

Therefore You Are Not The First Individual To Switch Things Up As It Were

Nevertheless I Am Grateful That You Too Are Willing To Challenge The Status Quo And Show Your Appreciation For Others

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 11, 2011, 08:34:22 PM
no, ii 2aw you you're fiine.  iit wa2 ju2t that between me jango and chrii2tma2 gho2t whatever guy there were two many terezii iimper2onater2 runniing around
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 11, 2011, 08:38:19 PM
M3 4ND JMORPHM4N 4R3 BOTH L1BR4S SO L1K3 B1TCH3S 1N 4 TONY T4K4 H3NT41 G4M3 W3R3 SH4R1NG H3R TYP1NG STYL3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 11, 2011, 08:43:03 PM
Really

If That Is The Case Then Theoretically I Should Be Joining You As My Sign Remains Unchanged By That Odd Snake Incident The Zodiac Went Through Recently And It Is The Same As Yours And JMorphman

However In The Interest Of Promoting Diversity In This Thread I Shall Continue To Pretend That I Am A Virgo Associated Troll
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 11, 2011, 08:53:47 PM
and ii 2steadfa2stly refu2e two refer two my2elf iin the thiird per2on a2 'purr2on man'
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Claws on February 12, 2011, 04:34:05 AM
i knew it i knew it i knew it aradia's ability to communicate with the dead and godtier-dream-penetration combined with the rarely-alluded to afterlife implied with jadesprite and one of the jade-feferi dreams would take the edge off of all of the troll deaths by removing them from the main story while still allowing the characters to serve and interaction with other characters because an afterlife is a central element of most creation stories as hussie said he was analyzing and it would be yet another mirroring of problem sleuth and it would yet another twist unexpected while still serving and not undermining the story after all of these deaths and and and and and and and and
(man, it's boring when there's so much callback detail material that nobody talks about because all of the large groups talk over themselves rather then narrowing down on the possibilities.)
...
NO, I'M NOT TYPING LIKE THIS REGARDLESS OF SIGN, BECAUSE IT WOULD INCITE FURTHER CEASELESS, POINTLESS EONS OF IMMACULATE, UNBRIDLED HATE AS THE LATEST  BULLSHIT ESCHATON OF FUCKWITTERY FOR EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING FOREVER.
[size=1pt](also because writing like karkat is too damn hard.)/[size]
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 12, 2011, 09:44:57 AM
TYP3 L1K3 VR1SK4 TH3N B3C4USE SH3S 34SY TO TPY3 4S

JUST R3PL4C3 B 4ND 4NYTH1NG TH4T SOUNDS L1K3 8.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 12, 2011, 01:42:10 PM
God that afterlife looks sweet, makes me want to off myself just to go to it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 12, 2011, 02:37:41 PM
Oh, for the love of Jegus.  I thought the Dead Daves were the one set of dead characters we could safely write off as dead and gone for good. 
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 14, 2011, 08:47:11 AM
I'm 90% confident Hussie wrote this last update with only one hand on the keyboard.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 14, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Ugh.  I feel dirty after reading that...
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 14, 2011, 03:02:02 PM
That is what we call a lemon.

And when you write that kind of stuff you dont fap during it, god no. You dont draw nudes while furiously masturbating, true seduction is a thing of the senses, it takes finesse.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Claws on February 14, 2011, 10:19:25 PM
I'd say something about the exploits of Vriska's ancestor being crucial to her character and troll society or about how Hussie already has been seen doing incredulously perverted and silly things but I think I'm just going to stick with laughing at this being a Valentine's Day update, the reactions to it, and how well it represents what Hussie thinks of his readers.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 15, 2011, 03:07:29 AM
Hussie said:
The thing is, I know what you all want, deep down. I know what you all NEED.



And what you need is author endorsed/written/canonized erotic lesbian troll pirate fanfic.



I mean fangfic.



Happy V-tine's.

I just realized how badly he's trolling all of us right now.  Think about it:  The day before Valentine's Day he sets up an obvious lead-in with a story about Dad and Mom falling in love, and then he pulls this shit.  Well played, Mr. Hussie.  Well played.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 15, 2011, 03:12:25 AM
Indeed

But Considering Who Was Observing Mom And Dad Prior To The Cutaway And The Implications Of The Narration It May Not Turn Out As Nicely As One Would Hope It To
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 15, 2011, 09:39:25 AM
If Vriska and Eridan both get killed by Gamzee at the same time unceremoniously I will be rofl'ing at the development
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 15, 2011, 03:22:17 PM
Oh, Eridan's dead for sure.  Vriska might put up more a fight, though.

Poor Nepeta. :'((
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 15, 2011, 10:12:11 PM
dammit now I can't make the YOU ARE DEAD vid for Nepeta. Here, settle for my second mashup with Gamzee's theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpmOgWTIqR0
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 16, 2011, 04:38:28 AM
I gotta say.  Considering how telegraphed everything has been lately, I did not see this one coming.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 16, 2011, 05:44:59 AM
1M 4 V4MP1R3
1M 4 V4MP1R3
1M 4 V4MP1R3

P1SS3D

BLOOD

>8[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 16, 2011, 05:45:53 AM
I Do Not Understand Why You Are So Displeased About Becoming A Vampire

I Do Not See You Sparkling

Is That Not A Good Sign
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 16, 2011, 11:32:11 AM
Reread Mindfang's first journal page and noticed this:

Quote
(If only one truly needed to 8e so high to find it amusing!)

(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/8222/003wrzu.jpg)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 16, 2011, 11:36:48 AM
laws of reveal. If she has her eyes closed when she open them something will be there.

Kanaya healed her eyes and now she is powerless. A fate worse than death
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 16, 2011, 12:04:02 PM
Not quite, since  the way it was portrayed, her senses were pretty good at making mental images that were close to the original. If anything this would heighten her combat abilities.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 16, 2011, 01:42:51 PM
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/strife

New album out. Get ready to throw your money at Hussie again.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 17, 2011, 01:41:18 AM
1M 4 V4MP1R3
We don't know if Terezi is a vampire now. All we now is that Kanaya sucked her blood.

Remember, classic vampire mythology requires the human troll to drink the vampire's trollpire's blood.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 17, 2011, 10:28:57 PM
I Currently Cannot Stop Laughing At The Developments That Have Occurred Today

Though I Doubt That My Actions Will Have Any Lasting Effect Considering What We Have Seen Of The Future Timeline The Actions I Have Just Taken Are Quite Humorous To Myself

It Seems That Not Even The Most Important Characters In This Drawn Rendition Of History Are Immune To Horribly Game Breaking Injuries

However I Must Ask

My Current Appearance Does Not In Any Way Resemble A Type Of Disgusting Glowing Creature That Would Call Itself A Trollpire When It Is In Actuality The Wet Dream Of A Subpar Writer Brought To Life

Is That Not Correct
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 17, 2011, 10:49:42 PM
hehehe 2he turned iinto a 2parkliing vampiire  that 2hiit iis two hiilariou2  (no offen2e zero)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 17, 2011, 10:54:09 PM
I Do Not Believe That Sparkling And Glowing Are The Same Action But In This Case I Would Be Hard Pressed To Say That There Is No Similarity At All

Much To My Displeasure

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 18, 2011, 02:30:59 AM
4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4

TH1S 1S PROB4BLY W4Y FUNN13R TO M3 TH4N 1T SHOULD B3 BUT HOLY SH1T
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 18, 2011, 02:40:45 AM
ii can't BELIIEVE what 2he made take place
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 18, 2011, 02:49:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M3p5W5EUts

Tribute to that
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 18, 2011, 04:17:20 PM
Bye Eridan.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 18, 2011, 04:41:52 PM
iit keep2 happeniing!

Geez, Kanaya's starting to scare me a little bit more than Gamzee right now.  That was fucking brutal.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 18, 2011, 07:39:34 PM
He Destroyed The Matriorb And Killed Me In A Manner Most Heinous

He Betrayed Us With The Intent To Let That Monstrous Thing Destroy Us All Because He Did Not Want To Fight

He Deserves It All

His Blood Caste Be Damned
[/kanaya]

Yeah, I'm worried too. The fact that she's :flipout: on everyone she sees (except for Terezi) makes me wonder if she's got any self control anymore. I mean, it's not like she knows what Vriska did to Tavros and she still decked Ms. Vision Eightfold pretty hard there.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 18, 2011, 08:47:36 PM
I mean, it's not like she knows what Vriska did to Tavros and she still decked Ms. Vision Eightfold pretty hard there.
Well we don't know that for sure.

And it's not like Vriska doesn't deserve a few slaps.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 19, 2011, 12:28:36 AM
glomp slap a bro Vriska every day!

also continuing the tradition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kh5CwtBeF0
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 19, 2011, 01:04:35 AM
I think the fact that she took the time to bandage the bite mark on Terezi's neck (ignoring for now whatever reason why she sucked her blood in the first place) means that she's still in control of herself.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 19, 2011, 10:04:27 AM
The only thing I can say about today's first update is

Deal with it

EDIT: Oh dear god talk about a little too late, Vriska.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 19, 2011, 02:36:39 PM
Kanaya:  Punch Vriska in snout to establish infatuation.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2011, 04:26:38 PM
Jmorphman => Flip the fuck out
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgt3723bWm1qgcsjxo1_500.jpg)

:flipout:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 19, 2011, 05:21:55 PM
==>Zero: Be normal.

I totally didn't get the point of that picture until I went on Hussie's Formspring. Does it really count as a cameo? The colors are right, but how can we be sure it's them?

==>Zero: Be the lesbian (from human perspective) rainbow drinker.

It Has Also Come To My Attention From Reading Formspring That My Present Glow Is A Parody Of Twilight And So I Am Still Slightly Dismayed

However I Believe My New Level Of Dead Sexiness Is More Than Enough To Compensate For Any Taunts That I Must Endure Over My New Appearance

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on February 19, 2011, 06:21:10 PM
Why did they have to kill of Eridan? I wanted to see him take on Rose.
Also why does everyone hate Vriska?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 19, 2011, 08:30:31 PM
B3C4US3 SH3S 4 HUG3 B1TCH BLUH BLUH

3D1T: S3TH GR33N R3F3R3NC1NG ONL1N3 JOK3S 1S NOTH1NG N3W SO DON'T G3T YOUR P4NT13S 1N 4 BUNCH.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 19, 2011, 08:40:46 PM
ii'm wiiliing two bet that the fact that 2he'2 2pent mo2t of her 2creen tiime 2o far piickiing on a criippled kiid, that 2he criippled, for beiing criippled ha2 2omethiing two do wiith iit

^and yeah, bluh bluh huge biitch
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 19, 2011, 08:44:59 PM
I Am In Agreement With Jango And Person Man Regarding Vriska

Memetic Jokes Aside She Is Not Particularly Someone That Is Easy To Like Primarily Because She Has Done Intensely Fucked Up Things And Is Still Intensely Fucked Up In General


Also Eridans Death Had To Be At My Hands And No One Elses

Karmic Retribution Is Quite The Scheming Female Dog After All

==>Zero: Be normal.

@Jango:
I'm not stressed by it, I'm just not convinced that it is a SBAHJ reference. Unless you were talking to Jmorph about the whole panties thing.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on February 20, 2011, 12:28:33 AM
Well damn why does my favourite troll had to be huge bitch bluh bluh.

Anyways I think Bro is going to come 8ack since John made clone of him and with all this time travel future clone Bro could go back and help one of the Daves.
Spoiler: Never Going To Happen. (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 20, 2011, 12:30:10 AM
The clone John made of Bro was Bro.  He's a paradox clone of himself.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on February 20, 2011, 01:06:55 AM
:33 < about dam- i mean, darn time we get some more delicious jack noir scr33ntime
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 20, 2011, 01:12:35 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:'(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 20, 2011, 01:24:27 AM
Damn.  Two more bodies on the pile, I guess.  Although this might change what Vriska meant when she told John he'd see his dad again.

I get the feeling Hussie is trimming down the cast by killing off the ancillary characters to get ready for some big climax.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on February 20, 2011, 01:38:06 AM
Damn I guess all the homestuck parents are gone now.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 20, 2011, 01:40:54 AM
I think Grandpa is still alive (somehow).
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 20, 2011, 02:52:58 AM
==>Zero: Be normal and intensely depressed.

Indeed

But Considering Who Was Observing Mom And Dad Prior To The Cutaway And The Implications Of The Narration It May Not Turn Out As Nicely As One Would Hope It To

I TOTALLY CALLED IT.

TOTALLY CALLED IT.

SHIT WHY DID I TOTALLY CALL IT T__T
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 20, 2011, 03:12:20 AM
@Person Man: Yeah they'll probably be escaping death by getting Problem Sleuth to pull the Oboe off the door. And then the Bard Quest dude will show up with his codpiece and Jack Noir will have another item to add to his collection.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 20, 2011, 08:07:29 AM
Ahahaha and here I thought he was going to lose bro's glasses in a flash animation where he takes on WV
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 20, 2011, 08:08:58 AM
WH4T 1S GO1NG ON

and

1 JUST TYP3D that 1N T3R3Z1 SP34K I SW34R
WH4T 1S H4PP3N1NG

ED1T 4HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 1T K33PS H4PP3N1NG
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 20, 2011, 08:46:49 AM
http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=125971.msg1280663#new

Join the fight here
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 20, 2011, 05:43:01 PM
4 TRUC3 H4S B33N N3GOT14T3D http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=125971.msg1280770#msg1280770

J4NGO W3 MUST K33P OUR S1D3 OF TH3 B4RG41N
W3 MUST M4K3 H3R GR34T TYR4NNY PROUD
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 20, 2011, 07:17:28 PM
1 C4N L1V3 W1TH TH1S COMPROM1S3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on February 21, 2011, 07:53:31 PM
I do not understand why people are emulating the writing styles of the characters

Then again, you might need to take a second 100k at things

I need not e%plain how incredibly STRONG i am
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 21, 2011, 08:35:29 PM
we 2hould ju2t make iit a rule that everythiing iin thii2 entiire thread ha2 two be po2ted iin troll2peak two make 2ure that ab2olutely nobody el2e can joiin iin the conver2atiion even iif they want two
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on February 21, 2011, 08:59:08 PM
I'm cool with this.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 21, 2011, 09:18:48 PM
OK4Y 1T P4SS3S

3V3RYTH1NG MUST B3 POST3D 1N TROLLSP34K OR YOUR POST W1LL B3 1GNOR3D

4LSO 4BO YOU FUCK3D UP ON TH3 3QU1US-SP34K SO OUT YOU GO
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on February 21, 2011, 09:24:47 PM
I Suppose That The Best Outlet For The Troll Related Mishaps Would Be This Thread Instead Of One Of The Others

That Said Im Still Quite Depressed Over The Recent Developments Though I Do Find Bec Noirs Antics To Be Somewhat Amusing

That Is If One Ignores The Circumstances In Which They Occurred
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on February 21, 2011, 10:32:34 PM
D--> So I messed up
D--> It doesn't mean I will again
D--> Besides I do not have to follow your orders because my royal b100 blood is better than your teal
D--> But still
D--> The thought of your bossiness jango
D--> I
D--> Uhh
D--> Where's a towel
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 21, 2011, 10:38:18 PM
NO UPP3RC4S3 31TH3R 4ND TH3R3S 4 SP4C3 B3TW33N TH3 BOW 4ND 4RROW

YOUR LUSUS 4ND 1 4R3 V3RY D1SS4PO1NT3D 1N YOU >8[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on February 21, 2011, 10:47:40 PM
D --> I'll take the hit for the space jango
D --> But there is beginning uppercase
D --> And I is still capitalized as well
D --> But if you want a better 100k
D --> Then I must obliged to give it to you
D --> http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004185
D --> Now if you excuse me I'll be taking lemonsnout
D --> I've misplaced my towel and your low b100d deserves it for trying to % me
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on February 22, 2011, 02:24:29 AM
I knew it. I knew Becquerel still had feelings for Jade.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 22, 2011, 02:31:05 AM
kill that girl, you kill that girl, right now!!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 22, 2011, 02:38:47 AM
ii wa2 kiinda 2orta beiing 2arca2tiic but hey, what the hell troll2peak iit iis

thii2 ii2 quiite the iinter2tiing development.  look2 liike becquerel'2 con2ciiou2ne22 ha2n't completely dii2appeared

and wow the word con2ciiou2ne22 ii2 almo2t iimpo22iible two read iin 2ollux-talk
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 22, 2011, 02:43:25 AM
YOU KILL THAT GIRL THIS INSTANT
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on February 22, 2011, 05:20:06 AM
D --> Iced the shoe is in the wrong hoof
D --> By jade being alive at this moment she was not going to be killed
D --> And by her being wonderful and adorable quote unquote makes this more clear
D --> It sounds like the only thing that can kill jack
D --> Is all the kids with a distraction from check this shit out
D --> Jadesprite
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 22, 2011, 11:35:25 AM
D --> Now if you excuse me I'll be taking lemonsnout
D --> I've misplaced my towel and your low b100d deserves it for trying to % me
GO 4H34D 4ND T4K3 H1M, H3S 4 TR41TOR 4ND 4LSO D34D SO YOU TWO 4R3 P3RF3CT FOR 34CH OTH3R

4LSO HOLY SH1T TH3 R4BB1T JO1N3D D3RS3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 22, 2011, 03:53:44 PM
iit'2 niice two 2ee the 2tory take a break from all of thii2 kiilliing and 2eriiou2ness and 2tuff and go back two beiing ju2t plaiin 2iilly for a liittle whiile
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 23, 2011, 01:20:24 PM
W41T DO3S TH1S M34N 4R4D14 1S GO1NG TO H3LP ROS3 W1TH H3R PL4N?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 23, 2011, 03:17:26 PM
ii'm telliing you, aradiia ii2 planniing on doiing 2omethiing that iinvolve2 all of the character2 that have diied.  that'2 probably why 2he brought tavro2 two the dead dave'2 dream bubble
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on February 23, 2011, 05:54:55 PM
D --> I still don't understand it
D --> How in the hell does dead dave get a dream bubble
D --> Stupid weird plot b001shit
D --> Oh shit my language is unfitting of my b100b100ded nature
D --> Uhhhh
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 23, 2011, 05:57:05 PM
Its like schroendiger Nepeta.

Get it?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on February 23, 2011, 06:00:25 PM
D --> Moooo
D --> Moooo
D --> That joke sucks more than a calf by their mother
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on February 24, 2011, 12:09:11 AM
:33 < *ul hisses in disgust at iceds pawsibly most lamest joke*

:33 < besides, hussie already made that joke with dave :PP
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 24, 2011, 01:43:01 AM
a2 iif liil' cal needed two be any more terriifyiing, jegu2

:EDIT:  never miind, 2poiiler2 aren't workiing riight now  ju2t read iit your2elf
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 24, 2011, 09:50:39 AM
SO TH4TS HOW 4R4D14 GOT TH3 CROSBYTOP :o

T1M3 TR4V3L SUR3 1S CONFUS1NG

BUT W41T DO3S TH1S M34N... OH GOD DO3S TH1S M34N JOHN D13S FOR GOOD TH1S T1M3?!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on February 24, 2011, 10:02:04 AM
D --> Maybe
D --> Maybe jack got the wallet by other means
D --> Maybe jack was just too STRONG for poor john
D --> Or maybe dad had another wallet prior to his unfortunate demise
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 24, 2011, 01:50:48 PM
leave iit two hu22iie two an2wer one 2mall my2tery by po2iing a much biigger one

my gue22 ii2 that john, iin hii2 iinfiiniite iidiiocy, drop2 the wallet and let2 iit get blown away by hii2 own wiindy thiing, and iit get2 found by eiither jack or the droll
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 24, 2011, 01:53:13 PM
John was lil cal all along.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 25, 2011, 09:41:59 AM
1 DONT KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON 4NYMOR3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 25, 2011, 01:01:18 PM
she is gathering the dead time duplicates of her, there is a ton of them since the robots all died. She might use them to feed something or make a dead army.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 25, 2011, 02:12:56 PM
what d0 y0u mean i'm d00med?!  i've already died like tw0 fucking times already!  that sh0uld be m0re than en0ugh!

0_0
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 25, 2011, 03:50:45 PM
shes either gonna use him as a conduct to port out the souls of her dead army or she is talking to him because he is dying soon.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on February 25, 2011, 04:19:36 PM
D --> I'm sorry sollux
D --> You are gonna die again
D --> Tough udders
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 25, 2011, 04:30:44 PM
well, shit.  s0 that's why i've been talking like aradia this wh0le time.  i had been w0ndering ab0ut that.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 27, 2011, 02:57:00 AM
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=026.jpg

QU1T3 POSS1BLY TH3 B3ST SB4HJ 3V3R
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 28, 2011, 02:12:24 AM
fapa22 dunk2tiick.

al2o, iit'2 a liittle biit late two briing thii2 up, but whatever.
There's also the possibility that there's some other plane/realm/world/what-the-fuck-ever that we don't even know about yet.
ii totally called iit, biitche2.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 01, 2011, 03:01:22 PM
D --> The comic is running again
D --> I wonder what's Lil Cal's purpose in the troll's world
D --> We also see Tavros has made another appearance
D --> Good for him
D --> I actually liked him
D --> Also, the omission of Nepeta is worrying me kinda
D --> Her not being in any bubble means she's not dead or asleep
D --> Despite the obvious pun, does that mean she's in a catatonic state
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 01, 2011, 03:44:38 PM
Look at his suit.
Where have you seen a suit like that? HINT, what was the code used to create in the kid's session?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 01, 2011, 07:43:41 PM
t1ck/t0ck/8r8k/H34DS : Doc Scratch :: MEOW : Bec
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 01, 2011, 08:03:36 PM
liil' cal ii2 goiing two end up beiing L(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100721201248/mspaintadventures/images/f/f7/EnglishO.gif)rd English, ii ju2t know iit.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 02, 2011, 03:57:19 AM
NO L(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100721201248/mspaintadventures/images/f/f7/EnglishO.gif)RD 3NGL1SH 1S GO1NG TO B3 MS P41NT (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Ms._Paint)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on March 02, 2011, 04:56:34 AM
:33 < you guys are totally silly with your amazingly wrong suppawsitions!

:33 < due to the extensive research ive done, picking up the uns33mly clues, apurrently l(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100721201248/mspaintadventures/images/f/f7/EnglishO.gif)rd english is john cusack!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 02, 2011, 06:24:41 AM
D --> Seriously, guys
D --> Lord English is John
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 02, 2011, 01:56:30 PM
t1ck t0ck 8r8k H34DS honk HONK

hopefully thii2 ii2 goiing two arriive at 2ome 2ort of a poiint 2oon.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 02, 2011, 02:03:27 PM
tick tock break heads honk honk.

A clock is gonna fall on som...
>clock
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/01156.gif)

º_º
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 03, 2011, 03:42:15 AM
jango'2 not goiing two liike thii2 fiir2t update when he 2ee2 iit.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 03, 2011, 04:06:32 AM
jango'2 not goiing two liike thii2 fiir2t update when he 2ee2 iit.
WHY

TH4T T3R3Z1 1S FROM 4 DOOM3D T1M3L1N3

1M PR3TTY SUR3

SH3 H4S TO B3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 03, 2011, 04:39:42 AM
ii would thiink 2eeiing one2 favoriite character'2 blood graphiically 2meared acro22 a bunch of wall2 would be 2omethiing one wouldn't want two 2ee, weiird tiime 2hiit or not.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 03, 2011, 07:52:01 AM
NO M41 W41FU... X3 COMBOB

OH W3LL 1TS 4 DOOM3D T1M3L1N3 BUT HOLY SH1T, G4MZ33 R34LLY 1S TH3 MOST 1MPORT4NT CH4R4CT3R 1N HOM3STUCK
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 03, 2011, 02:39:29 PM
D --> Oh snap
D --> Why didn't I get that earlier
D --> And Lil Cal seems to be one of the most influential characters as well
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 03, 2011, 02:43:06 PM
Look at his suit.
Where have you seen a suit like that? HINT, what was the code used to create in the kid's session?

^^
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 03, 2011, 03:07:02 PM
holy 2hiit.

you guy2.

i ju2t realiized 2omethiing.

the name of dave'2 2word ii2 caled2cratch.

caled2cratch.

thii2 ha2 been 2tariing u2 iin the face thii2 entiire tiime.

0_0
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 03, 2011, 03:59:35 PM
D --> And I will now point to Iced's post
D --> You are one sly dog Iced
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 03, 2011, 04:39:14 PM
Look at his suit.
Where have you seen a suit like that? HINT, what was the code used to create in the kid's session?

^^
W3LL 4CTU4LLY TH3 SU1T R3S3MBL3S LORD 3NGL1SHS CO4T MOR3 TH4N 4NYTH1NG 3LSE
DOC SCR4TCH W34RS WH1T3, NOT GR33N

BUT 1 GU3SS TH4TS MOOT NOW W3 KNOW SCR4TCHS OR1G1N
1 THOUGHT C4L W4S GONN4 3ND UP B3COM1NG 31TH3R 3NGL1SH OR SCR4TCH
BUT 1 GU3SS H3 COULD ST1LL 3ND UP B31NG 3NGL1SH
SOM3HOW
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 03, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
Check his ass tag, see where he was made.

"MADE IN CHINA"

LORD CHINA ARISES
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 03, 2011, 04:52:51 PM
ii 2tiil thiink cal ii2 goiing two end up beiing L(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100721201248/mspaintadventures/images/f/f7/EnglishO.gif)rd English, 2iince they both have convoluted oriigiin2 that iinvolve them beiing re2pon2iible for theiir own exii2tence.

al2o, they are both exii2tentiially terriifyiing on a very deep level.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 03, 2011, 05:35:48 PM
D --> That and if you 100k closely you will notice something
D --> Caledscratch
D --> The dscrach represents Doc Scratch as a whole
D --> The cal represents Lil' Cal
D --> That leaves the e
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 04, 2011, 02:01:38 AM
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD 1T LOOKS L1K3 LORD 3NGL1SH W1LL F1N4LLY 4PP34R

BUT KNOW1NG HUSS13S TR4CK R3CORD 1TS GO1NG TO B3 4 F4K3OUT
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 04, 2011, 02:07:07 AM
doc 2cratch probably ju2t iinviited hu22iie over for tea.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 04, 2011, 02:12:44 AM
D --> You silly cows
D --> It's not Lord English
D --> It's John
D --> Doc Scratch is in his condo in the center of skaia
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 04, 2011, 02:19:39 AM
[Bro] Sweep in, shove hand inside puppet ass.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 04, 2011, 02:38:33 AM
BRO: SHOVE IT! YOU SHOVE THAT HAND THIS INSTANT!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 04, 2011, 02:45:16 AM
when you take iinto con2iideratiion exactly what bro wa2 doiing wiith mo2t of hii2 puppet2, that become2 le22 funny and a lot more dii2turbiing.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 04, 2011, 02:49:41 AM
Bec was the same size as the dog he was based, so im expecting doc scratch to be cal sized, and to have a cue ball for a head. An actual cue ball.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 04, 2011, 05:20:43 AM
D --> But Scratch is omnipotent
D --> He can be any size he pleases
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 04, 2011, 09:19:05 AM
1 SO C4LL3D 1T B31NG 4 TROLL 3NTR4NC3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 04, 2011, 02:25:01 PM
2pade2 2liick?  ii can't beliieve ii diidn't thiink of that.  iit 2eem2 kiind of obviiou2 when you 2top two thiink about iit.

Quote
Haa haa.

Hee hee.

Hoo hoo.
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100904183930/mspaintadventures/images/7/71/Calsprite.png)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on March 05, 2011, 04:52:21 PM
I 8et that Doc Scratch's candy is candy corn.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 08, 2011, 05:40:31 PM
and the 2narky hor2e2hiitometer tiip2 decii2iively iin the favor of doc 2cratch.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 09, 2011, 09:08:59 AM
4RGH
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 09, 2011, 12:42:17 PM
SO 1 W4S ON ST34M 4ND SOM3ON3 ON MY FR13NDS L1ST TH4T 1 PROB4BLY 4DD3D ONLY TO TR4D3 H4TS ST4RT3D 1M'1NG M3 B3C4US3 1T W4S 4:13 WH3R3 H3 W4S

4NYW4Y 4FT3R TH3 USU4L MSP4 F4N GR33T1NGS W3 M4D3 SOM3 1NT3R3ST1NG COMP4R1SONS


TH3R3FOR3 LORD 3NGL1SH 1S D1O BR4NDO

H3H3H3H3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 09, 2011, 02:28:48 PM
^ 2o who'2 jotaro then?

waiit a miinute.  2o the 2crath ii2 ju2t a biig re2et button? ii 2wear two jegu2, iif hu22iie u2e2 the 2cratch a2 an excu2e two 2tart the whole 2tory over, ii'm goiing two ragequiit home2tuck.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 09, 2011, 06:00:18 PM
1 GU4R4NT33 H3S GO1NG TO DO SOM3TH1NG TO K33P TH4T FROM H4PP3N1NG. SO F4R HOM3STUCK H4S 4VO1D3D TH3 34SY W4Y OUT (S33 B3C PROTOTYP1NG)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 09, 2011, 10:00:13 PM
ii wouldn't be two 2ure...
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00831.gif)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 09, 2011, 10:43:56 PM
D --> I believe the scratch did not happened as of yet and that was a previous time line or in the past seeing that gt stands for ghostytrickster
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 09, 2011, 10:58:00 PM
waiit a miinute.  2o the 2crath ii2 ju2t a biig re2et button? ii 2wear to jegu2, iif hu22iie u2e2 the 2cratch a2 an excu2e two 2tart the whole 2tory over, ii'm goiing two ragequiit home2tuck.
NO 1TS NOT 4 R3S3T BUTTON
W3LL 1 M34N 1T 1S BUT NOT 1N TH3 W4Y YOUR3 TH1NK1NG
TH3 SCR4TCH WOULD C4US3 TH3 G4M3 TO H4V3 NOT H4PP3N3D
SO NON3 OF TH3 HUM4N CH4R4CT3RS WOULD 3X1ST POST SR4TCH
SO TH3 K1DS W1LL H4V3 TO DO TH3 S4M3 TH1NG B3C NO1R D1D 4ND 3SC4P3 TH31R S3SS1ON 1NTO TH3 TROLL S3SS1ON

DOC SCR4TCH S41D TH31R L1V3S WOULD B3 R4D1C4LLY D1FF3R3NT 4FT3R TH3 R3S3T
H3 1S ONC3 4G41N B31NG OBTUS3
TH3IR L1V3S WOULD B3 D1FF3R3NT B3C4US3 TH3Y WOULDNT 3X1ST
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 09, 2011, 11:02:51 PM
he 2aiid that they would liive drastiically diiferent liives, hopefully re2ultiing iin more favorable condiitiion2 for viictory, 2o i don't thiink iit'2 ju2t a kiill2wiitch.

gah!  thii2 ii2 two confu2iing.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 09, 2011, 11:08:39 PM
D --> As is should be
D --> Hus and his weird plot b001shit prevails STRONG
D --> And now if the updates were faster this part can be in the right hoof
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 10, 2011, 10:13:18 PM
gogdamniit, ii ju2t notiiced 2omethiing el2e.

2o, iin order two 2tart the 2cratch, the record on beat me2a ha3 two be cut iin half, riight?  and bro 2tarted two do that iin hii2 fiir2t battle wiith jack noiir, riight?

(http://images.wikia.com/mspaintadventures/images/e/ef/LohacSEDave.png)
^ bro cut the record on dave'2 2hiirt iin half way back duriing theiir 2triife.

ii'm 2tartiing two doubt that there ii2 a 2iingle miinor 2iight gag from the first act2 that wa2n't actually fore2hadowiing 2ome major future event iin a way that wa2 iimpo22iible two fiigure out.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 10, 2011, 10:28:36 PM
D --> If anything
D --> All the guardians left something valuable that gives the kids insight on what they need to do in order to finish what they are starting
D --> The record was Dave's bro clue
D --> The wallet might have something helping John
D --> Maplehoof might have something for Rose
D --> Grandpa is still floating around somewhere
D --> I made a funny

D --> STRONG edit
D --> I forgot Maple's dead
D --> Poor sweet fawn
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 12, 2011, 06:48:18 AM
OH HUSS13 ONLY YOU C4N M4K3 M3 L4UGH 4ND B3 S4D 4T TH3 S4M3 T1M3 4T ROS3 S331NG H3R D34D MOTH3R
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: rednavi -RETIRED on March 12, 2011, 08:49:12 AM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

[chainbreaker]Fuck it I'm 10 pages late, I dont think I can get the hang of this now, too bad because it looks fun : ( .

Also I find it hillarious how everybody were writing on a normal way but in later pages the writing degenerated to what you guys are doing nowadays. Sorry I don't have my own meme-way to write, should I search for one someday...[/chainbreaker]
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 12, 2011, 11:57:17 AM
1TS NOT D3G3N3R4T1NG TH1S 1S HOW YOUR GODS TYP3

4LSO 1F YOUR3 4 L4ZY FUCK YOU C4N US3 TH1S H4NDY-D4NDY G3N3R4TOR TH4T OROCH1G1LL 4LW4YS 4CUS3S M3 OF US1NG

http://miff.furopolis.org/trollme/
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 12, 2011, 01:48:55 PM
^^ ju2t be tavro2.  all you have two do ii2 turn on cap2 lock, throw iin a few extra comma2, and type a2 u2ual.  and the rea2on iit'2 troll2peak only iin here ii2 becau2e nobody realiized ii wa2 jokiing when ii 2ugge2ted iit.

ii thiink ii'm becomiing two bogged down iin the detaiil2 at thii2 poiint, but the fiir2t thiing ii notiiced when ii 2aw thii2 update wa2 that jade'2 iin her iiron la22 outfiit when 2he wa2 weariing her black dre22 not two long ago.

that'2 got two 2uck for ro2e, though.  2o 2ad.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 12, 2011, 07:53:46 PM
D --> I thought that Jade was just dreaming and as such that doesn't matter
D --> I also wonder something
D --> If Jade is a Harley
D --> Then Grandpa is a Harley
D --> But Grandpa is Nana's brother which makes her a Harley
D --> And Nana is Mr Egbert's mother
D --> So who in the high horse hell is John's Grandpa
D --> And in turn Mr Egbert's dad
D --> And also Nana's husband or baby daddy
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: rednavi -RETIRED on March 12, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
1TS NOT D3G3N3R4T1NG TH1S 1S HOW YOUR GODS TYP3

4LSO 1F YOUR3 4 L4ZY FUCK YOU C4N US3 TH1S H4NDY-D4NDY G3N3R4TOR TH4T OROCH1G1LL 4LW4YS 4CUS3S M3 OF US1NG

http://miff.furopolis.org/trollme/

WT)( IS T)(IS S)(IT OMG! I CAN'T UND-ERSTAND MY OWN WRITING!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 12, 2011, 09:17:57 PM
calm down, that'2 ju2t feferii'2 typiing quiirk.  iif you're haviing trouble readiing iit, ju2t u2e karkat'2 or tavro2' in2tead.

@ abo:  the name 'harley' come2 from grandpa'2 mii2pronunciiatiion of hii2 dog'2 name, 'halley.'  john'2 grandfather/dad'2 father ha2 never been mentiioned.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on March 13, 2011, 02:51:55 AM
I guess this means Rose will pro8a8ly release Lord English.

I would prefer her going God Tier though.

Also if Lord English is summoned I think can only 8e killed via time manipul8tions then Aradia might 8e the only a8le to kill him since of her a8ility to stop time.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 13, 2011, 03:28:32 AM
@ abo:  the name 'harley' come2 from grandpa'2 mii2pronunciiatiion of hii2 dog'2 name, 'halley.'  john'2 grandfather/dad'2 father ha2 never been mentiioned.

D --> That's because
D --> John's grandfather is Lord English
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 14, 2011, 09:33:45 AM
(http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/1195/bibleequius.gif)

Made after I started following this thread (http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=126750.0)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 15, 2011, 01:34:18 AM
D --> I seriously do not want to see that avatar
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 15, 2011, 01:45:18 AM
that'2... that'2 certaiinly... 2omethiing, jango.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 15, 2011, 01:02:56 PM
HOLY SH1T ROS3 JUST W3NT SUP3R S41Y4N FOUR
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on March 15, 2011, 01:08:34 PM
Kanaya better do something now.

Also Jango WTH.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 15, 2011, 02:07:23 PM
oh 2hiit.  ii wonder what the magiic cue ball saiid two make her fliip the fuck out liike that.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Gate on March 15, 2011, 02:48:55 PM
Homosuck is shit!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 15, 2011, 09:29:10 PM
HOW LONG D1D 1T T4K3 YOU TO COM3 UP W1TH TH4T JOK3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on March 15, 2011, 11:15:09 PM
:33 < maybe this actually will make rose interesting for once without doc scratch or kanaya having to facilitate it
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 16, 2011, 01:32:38 AM
Homosuck is shit!
2eriiou2ly?  you're tryiing two troll a bunch of troll2?  ju2t how 2tupiid do you even have two be ju2t two do 2omethiing liike that?

:ediit:  what the fuckiing 2hiit ju2t happened?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 17, 2011, 04:32:38 AM
okaaaaaay,     ..
HOW am I going to WRECK SOME HAVOC
in the YARD.................
with a METER, you chumpass>
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on March 18, 2011, 11:00:22 PM
8ets on who will 8e the fourth person to reach god tier?
I 8et its gonna 8e Jade.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 18, 2011, 11:32:48 PM
ii have a feeliing that all of the kiid2 are goiing two have two reach god tiier iin order to remove The Tumor.  jade or ro2e wiill probably be next.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 19, 2011, 12:38:18 AM
D --> I bet Rose will
D --> If she has any sense, she'll try to duke it out with Bec Noir close to her quest bed
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 19, 2011, 06:35:41 AM
OK4Y 4FT3R BUY1NG 4LT3RN14BOUND, 1 4M 3XTR3M3LY D1SS4PO1NT3D 1N TH3 QU4L1TY OF TH3 SONGS

SPO1L3R: TH3 BONUS SONG "TH3 BL1ND PROPH3T" 1S SOLLUX'S TH3M3 R3M1X3D TO 1NCLUD3 4 COV3R OF TH3 K1NG OF TH3 H1LL TH3M3 4ND R4NDOM VO1C3CL1PS OF CYCLOPS FROM M4RV3L VS C4PCOM
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 20, 2011, 11:58:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlf9NiG6QB8

M4D3 TH1S. SO F4R OP1N1ONS 4R3 M3H ON 1T, BUT 3V3RYON3 4GR33S TH4T T3NS1N SUCKS
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 20, 2011, 03:28:13 PM
ii don't thiink iit'2 nearly a2 bad a2 you're makiing iit out two be.  there are 2ome good poiints there, but 2ome of them are clearly iintended two be taken as homage2 (the terezii/phoeniix wriight 2tyle one2 and '2he'2 a 2p8der'/'he'2 a piirate'), and other tiime2 you're ju2t makiing a huge 2tretch.  ii can't hear any major 2iimiilariitiies between karkat'2 theme and kiingdom triial.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 20, 2011, 06:05:32 PM
D --> To add heir conditioning is also payed as an homage to Cirno and I believe someone else
D --> Atomic bonzai actually sounds like Taka Michinokus theme in wrestling so meh
D --> Crustacean
D --> Though in the same key signature as kingdom trial
D --> Does not really have the similarities for me to say they were that ripped off
D --> I can say I would love to hear kingdom trial  in waltz time now.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 20, 2011, 07:13:55 PM
H3H TH1S V1D 1S G3TT1NG BL4ST3D

4H W3LL 1TS NOT L1K3 1M TRY1NG TO RUB SHOULD3RS W1TH TH3 MUS1C T34M OR 4NYTH1NG
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 20, 2011, 07:35:29 PM
eiither way, iit'2 not liike iit'2 bad mu2iic.  iit'2 2tiill pretty niice two lii2ten two, even iif iit doe2 draw from other piiece2.

iin regard2 two the comiic, two thiing2:

1 - gue22 ii wa2 wrong about The Tumor.  ii forgot how hiilariiou2 the captchalouge 2y2tem could be
2 - ii'm pretty 2ure ro2e and john are goiing two end up fiightiing each other.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 20, 2011, 10:23:12 PM
D --> Of course they are
D --> They are one of the only 2 possibilities of human romance their are now
D --> With Dad and Mom being dead and all
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 20, 2011, 10:41:21 PM
NO OF COURS3 TH3 MUS1C 1S GOOD

1M JUST F33L TH3Y N33D TO B3 MOR3 UPFRONT 4BOUT TH1S SH1T

D --> To add heir conditioning is also payed as an homage to Cirno and I believe someone else
WH1CH 1S F1N3 BUT ON TH3 4LBUM 1T 1S SP3C1F1C4LLY 1NT3ND3D FOR JOHN. TH4T WOULD B3 L1K3 1F 1 TR13D TO 1MPR3SS MY G1RLFR13ND BY G1V1NG H3R MY 3X'S OLD T-SH1RT
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 20, 2011, 11:48:02 PM
D --> I have to ask Jango
D --> If there's a Panty
D --> Is there a stocking troll
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 21, 2011, 01:34:34 AM
M4YB3 BUT 1 W4SNT LOOK1NG FOR 1T
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 21, 2011, 02:25:29 AM
Jango and Iced, I am very very angry with you.

Jango: your video is stupid and you're just hearing things
Iced: stop agreeing with Jango


This has made me so upset I have actually posted on the MSPA forums (http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?37718-Thoughts-on-Soundtracks-from-a-Fan&p=4851617&viewfull=1#post4851617)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on March 21, 2011, 03:57:28 AM
Blind lady:

You Prefer Mutiny Over An Unbreakable Union
Blasphemy I Say Blasphemy
No Other Song Fits On Your Mutiny Stage But An Unbreakable Union

You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself To The Highest Degree
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 21, 2011, 08:26:59 AM
BUT BUT BUT MUT1NY C4M3 F1RST 4ND 3V3N TH3 COMPOS3R FOR UNBR34K4BL3 UN1ON L1K3D MUT1NY B3TT3R
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on March 21, 2011, 01:02:11 PM
Its Not That Mutiny Is A Bad Song
Its Just That I Prefer An Unbreakable Union Because It Sounds More Epic

I Also Have A Little Bias Because Mutiny Was Gone By The Time I Read That Specific Page :(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 21, 2011, 02:18:19 PM
That link was a bit pathetic, just because someone is talking about something you like in a negative light you dont have to blow yourself up and attempt ad hominens, asking jango what is his musical background and etc was unneeded, jango as a paying costumer ( a repeating paying costumer) was expressing a view that even some of the musicians agreed with.


There is a big difference between doing a song that could be in pokemon and a song that follows the exact same tunes as pokemon but changes a couple of notes, you can be meta without borrowing so much, those pirate songs and phoenix wright songs were specially bad. The cirno one was passable.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 21, 2011, 09:05:20 PM
I Also Have A Little Bias Because Mutiny Was Gone By The Time I Read That Specific Page :(
H3H 1 R3M3MB3R WH3N 1 GOT TO TH4T P4G3 4ND W4S T4LK1NG TO ON3 OF MY FR13NDS, TH3Y G4V3 M3 TH3 FL4SH F1L3 W1TH MUT1NY
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 23, 2011, 12:03:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/iFb95.png)

1 LOV3 J1T (F1RST TWO L1N3S 4R3 H31R COND1T1ON1NG, S3COND TWO 4R3 B3LOV3D TOMBOY1SH G1RL TR4NSPOS3D TO H31R COND1T1ON1NG'S K3Y)

4LSO TH1NGS S33M TO B3 COOL1NG DOWN 4 B1T
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 23, 2011, 02:32:11 AM
iit contiinue2 two a2tound me how john ii2 2tiil thii2 fuckiing 2tupiid thii2 late iin the game. 
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on March 23, 2011, 11:10:46 PM
I saw Karkat and Gamzee in the new flash. I hope Karkat doesn't die he was one of the 8est trolls other then Eridan and Vriska.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 30, 2011, 01:48:18 PM
niice, another earthbound 2tyle game.  ii love iit when he doe2 the2e.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on March 31, 2011, 02:33:22 AM
D --> She seems to not be phased by anything other than John in that segment
D --> She also seem to didn't mind the wedding topic
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 01, 2011, 02:18:27 PM
I Got My Kanaya Shirt In The Mail Today

B4CK ON TOP1C ROS3 SCR34M1NG 1NTO 4 P1LLOW 1S GR34T STUFF TO W4TCH 4ND M4K3S M3 4LMOST FORG1V3 HUSS13
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on April 01, 2011, 02:20:40 PM
I Got My Kanaya Shirt In The Mail Today

Lucky You

Im Still Too Poor To Afford Fun Things

And What Exactly Is It That Our Lord Hussmeister Has Done To Earn Your Ire
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 01, 2011, 02:36:17 PM
H3 Y3LL3D 4T M3 4BOUT TH3 MUS1C TH1NG >:(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 01, 2011, 02:38:44 PM
I Got My Kanaya Shirt In The Mail Today

B4CK ON TOP1C ROS3 SCR34M1NG 1NTO 4 P1LLOW 1S GR34T STUFF TO W4TCH 4ND M4K3S M3 4LMOST FORG1V3 HUSS13
how long diid iit take you two get iit?  ii ordered a broken record 2hiirt two week2 ago and ii'm 2tiil waiitiing for iit two arriive.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 01, 2011, 02:46:24 PM
TOOK 4BOUT TH4T LONG. N3V3R TR13D TH3 RUSH D3L1V3RY THOUGH B3C4US3 FUCK TH4T.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 01, 2011, 02:57:00 PM
oh, okay.  iit 2eemed liike iit wa2 takiing longer than iit 2hould two me.  maybe ii'm ju2t iimpatiient.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on April 01, 2011, 06:03:48 PM
H3 Y3LL3D 4T M3 4BOUT TH3 MUS1C TH1NG >:(

D --> As a right
D --> You do have a say in what you think about a product
D --> As the reason they made it is so that people will like it enough to buy another one of their products.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 02, 2011, 12:43:36 PM
Y4Y Y3T 4NOTH3R D34TH TH4T H4S NO M34N1NG 4T 4LL TO M3 NOW

4LSO TH3 FORUMS 4R3 DOWN PROB4BLY B3C4US3 TH3 MODS DONT KNOW HOW TO DO 4N 4PR1L FOOLS JOK3 CORR3CTLY
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 02, 2011, 02:10:29 PM
he'2 obviiou2ly not dead.  we've already 2een hiim iin the future haviing hii2 la2t/fiir2t conver2atiion wiith karkat on lohac.

but 2till, holy 2hiit.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on April 02, 2011, 04:43:27 PM
D --> Obviously it's a form of this
D --> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotlineDeath
D --> Besides it putting more fuel to the fire
D --> It was shocking the same
D --> And you can't rule out John is not dead
D --> It was a heroic death
D --> Albeit a fast one
D --> I suppose
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 02, 2011, 04:49:29 PM
D --> And you can't rule out John is not dead

dude, thii2 ii2 m2pa.

ii'm not conviinced that anyone ii2 actually dead.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on April 02, 2011, 05:03:06 PM
D --> True
D --> I just don't want to think he's not dead
D --> Knowing Hussie
D --> He'll revive himself just in time to see the death of Rose
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on April 02, 2011, 05:25:02 PM
Assuming she dies.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 02, 2011, 06:51:04 PM
I'm getting sick of the troll typing quirks. You guys are overusing it, and making it boring.

Also Jango why can't you just relax and let the story play out? Were you really not surprised by John's stabbing? I mean, I know everyone knows he's alive in the future, but it's called suspension of disbelief. I think. It's like when people say that Superman is too powerful, so they always know he'll win. But that's the case for pretty much every superhero. Or really any protagonist.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 02, 2011, 10:46:07 PM
OF 4LL P3OPLE TO COMPL41N 4BOUT OV3RUS1NG JOK3S  ::)

4ND 4T TH1S PO1NT HUSS13 K1LL1NG OFF M41N CH4R4CT3RS H4S B3COM3 SO OV3RDON3 1T 4LMOST S33MS L1K3 HUSS13 C4NNOT T3LL 4 STORY 4NY OTH3R W4Y. 1T WOULD B3 F1NE 1F TH3Y ST4Y3D D34D, BUT SUP QU3STB3DS/4FT3RL1F3/DR34MS3LV3S 3TC 3TC
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 02, 2011, 11:23:40 PM
not two mentiion that there'2 at lea2t two character2 that were already dead when iintroduced who are now runniinng around aliive and well (four iif you count ja2per2 and nanna).

but ii thiink you're being two pe22iimi2tiic about thii2, jango.  ii thiink all of these death2 that have been happeniing lately are meant two buiild up two 2omethiing.  act 5 ii2 probably comiing two a close 2oon, and iit wiill liikely all make 2en2e iin the end.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 02, 2011, 11:38:41 PM
OF 4LL P3OPLE TO COMPL41N 4BOUT OV3RUS1NG JOK3S  ::)
That is how bad it is! It's so overdone I'M complaining about it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on April 02, 2011, 11:53:55 PM
D --> It seems like everybody believes they will be on the new planet in the ne%t act
D --> I say due to the revelation of John's death
D --> It's now not likely
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on April 03, 2011, 01:44:16 AM
:33 < i motion that jmorph be banned from this thread for daring to besmirch our beloved typing quirks
:33 < all in favor say aye
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on April 03, 2011, 01:50:17 AM
Nay.

While I personally have fun emulating the Great Virgin Mother Kanpire, I can understand him getting annoyed over it pretty quickly.

Plus, he STARTED this thread. That counts for something, right?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on April 03, 2011, 02:17:40 AM
:33 < yes, he did start this thread, but its made him mad with power and gr33d!
:33 < down with jmorphman the tyrant!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 03, 2011, 02:33:26 AM
:33 < i motion that jmorph be banned from this thread for daring to besmirch our beloved typing quirks
:33 < all in favor say aye
Iced posted normally and no one cared.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on April 03, 2011, 02:43:33 AM
D --> I think Leijon's argument is not the fact that some people are not posting quirks and we should smite them
D --> but the fact that you are criticizing the quirks
D --> But Leijon
D --> He's entitled to his own opinion
D --> He simply said he's sick of the quirks and it's getting boring to him
D --> He's not giving us the smiting hoof of stopitude
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 06, 2011, 11:09:54 PM
SPRO1NG
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 07, 2011, 12:00:39 AM
wa2 that really the la2t place we left off wiith dave?  when he found bro on lowa2?  ii've hone2tly lo2t track of a couple of character2 at thii2 poiint.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 07, 2011, 01:08:21 AM
YOUR3 TH1NK1NG OF BL4CKSU1T D4V3 WHO 4LR34DY KNOWS.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 07, 2011, 01:12:03 AM
there'2 liike 2even fuckiing dave2 riight now.  how the hell am ii 2uppo2ed two keep track of everythiing?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 07, 2011, 01:19:07 AM
TH3R3 4R3 ONLY FOUR D4V3S TO P4Y 4TT3NT1ON TO.

F3LT D4V3: D34D
BL4CK SU1T D4V3: FURTH3ST 1N T1MEL1NE
C4SU4L SU1T: CURR3NT
R3D SU1T: MOST B3H1ND
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 07, 2011, 01:33:02 AM
2houldn't there 2till be a felt dave 2omewhere?  ii thought the dead one wa2 a doomed tiimeliine copy created by the coiin fliip decii2ion.

2tupiid weiird tiime 2hiit.  >_>
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on April 07, 2011, 01:43:17 AM
If any8ody is interested there is a 8unch of people getting together to make a horror version of homestuck called horrorstuck.
http://horrorstuck.tumblr.com/tagged/Story/chrono/
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 10, 2011, 03:49:57 AM
hopy 2hiit he 2howed dave2 eye2

 :flipout:

2peakiing of dave, my 2triider 2hiirt fiinally came iin today.  ii can already feel the unbriidled coolne22 cour2iing through my veiin2.

:ediit:  good lard (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=027.jpg)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 13, 2011, 09:17:28 AM
1F YOU W3R3 HOLD1NG OUT ON N3P3T4 B31NG 4L1V3, 1 H4V3 B4D N3WS FOR YOU
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on April 13, 2011, 09:44:18 AM
D --> Uhhh
D --> I need a towel
D --> This time for my eyes
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 13, 2011, 04:09:57 PM
ii wa2 actually hopiing he'd leave  iit ambiiguou2, leaviing her two her fate a2 a 2chrodiinger'2 cat.  a realiity where nepeta ii2 both aliive and dead 2iimultaneou2ly ju2t 2eem2 two fiit wiith the already pretty tenou2 gra2p on liinear tiime we've come two expect.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on April 13, 2011, 08:57:04 PM
D --> It's 413
D --> Happy birthday John
D --> We hardly knew ye
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 14, 2011, 12:28:20 PM
1N TH3 R4R3 CH4NC3 TH1S UPD4T3 M34NS TH4T H3S R4G3QU1TT1NG TH3 COM1C, 1 W1LL LOL
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 14, 2011, 03:30:33 PM
well, 2o much for home2tuck.  ii wonder what the next m2paint adventure ii2 goiing two be liike.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 14, 2011, 10:39:55 PM
http://powerinstinct.wikia.com/wiki/Bobby_Strong

LOOK CLOS3LY 4T BOBBY'S T4TTOO
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on April 15, 2011, 05:39:32 AM
:33 < ill just dump this right about here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8HOWTja_s)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 15, 2011, 11:57:57 AM
OH WOW 4NOTH3R 4LBUM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m4qiBHeWV8 <--- MY R3V13W OF 1T
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 15, 2011, 02:29:43 PM
:33 < ill just dump this right about here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8HOWTja_s)
  niice. :P

ii don't thiink the new album ii2 all that bad, but iit's a liitle two 2low moviing for my ta2te.  iit take2 liike a miinute and a half two two miinute2 before any of the 2ong2 really kiick iin.

al2o, ii wa2 2crewiing around wiith the youtube doubler and ii ended up wiith thii2:
modok'2 theme goe2 wiith troll2 (http://youtubedoubler.com/sJkP)

ju2t make 2ure two turn off the 2ound on the 2econd viideo. (ye2 ii'm two lazy two ediit iinto one viideo my2elf)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 16, 2011, 11:49:46 AM
1F YOU TH1NK 4R4D14 H4S 3VOLV3D B3YOND TH3 JOYS OF K1LL1NG... YOU'D B3 WRONG
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 16, 2011, 04:15:43 PM
1F YOU TH1NK 4R4D14 H4S 3VOLV3D B3YOND TH3 JOYS OF K1LL1NG... YOU'D B3 WRONG
What???
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 16, 2011, 05:31:37 PM
^ cliick on my liink.  iit'll make 2en2e.

terezii ha2 the home2tuck di2c.  thii2 can only end iin dii2a2ter. 0_0
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 17, 2011, 04:44:05 AM
OH GOD G4MZ33
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 17, 2011, 04:52:59 AM
a2 an ace attorney fan, ii gotta 2ay that wa2 a niice u2e of the objectiion 2ymbol.

how the fuck diid cal get there?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 21, 2011, 08:31:10 AM
T3R3Z1 LOOKS 4DOR4BL3 1N TH4T OUTF1T
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on April 21, 2011, 07:09:16 PM
D --> I figured you'll say something about it
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 21, 2011, 08:21:04 PM
terezii ju2t cau2ed fuckiing the 2cratch and you're talkiing about how cute 2he look2 iin her co2play outfiit?  priioriitiie2, man.  al2o, iit'2 gettiing kiind of riidiiculou2 how hard 2he'2 tryiing two automatiically blame vrii2ka for everythiing.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on April 21, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
D --> Despite the obvious
D --> I believe she's just doing it to do it
D --> Either for an e%cuse to a match
D --> The fact that Vriska is trying to lead Jack Noir to a fight
D --> Or she is simply playing to stay sane because the freaking killer is right there
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 21, 2011, 08:33:56 PM
terezii ju2t cau2ed fuckiing the 2cratch and you're talkiing about how cute 2he look2 iin her co2play outfiit?  priioriitiie2, man.  al2o, iit'2 gettiing kiind of riidiiculou2 how hard 2he'2 tryiing two automatiically blame vrii2ka for everythiing.
Why would she expect anyone else? She doesn't know that Gamzee has snapped, nor does she know about Eridan's rampage. But she does know that Vriska has killed before, is vengeful, violent, kind of unstable, etc. Not to mention that fact that the trapdoor was marked with a page from Vriska's ancestor!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 21, 2011, 08:37:57 PM
blamiing the purple blood, horn piile, and clownii2h antiic2 on vrii2ka miight be a liitle two much though.  2he 2hould, at the very lea2t 2u2pect gamzee miight be doiing 2omethiing.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on April 21, 2011, 08:43:07 PM
D --> Why
D --> Gamzee might be dead
D --> Of all she know
D --> Then again
D --> When she first took the case of Tavros she did note that it was Vristka but it won't be fun that way
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 21, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
blamiing the purple blood, horn piile, and clownii2h antiic2 on vrii2ka miight be a liitle two much though.  2he 2hould, at the very lea2t 2u2pect gamzee miight be doiing 2omethiing.
Eh, maybe the last two, but not the blood. I think blaming Vriska for that is a perfectly reasonable assumption.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 21, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
good poiint.  come two thiink of iit, terezii doesn't know about anythiing that's happened two the troll2 other than tavro2' and nepeta'2 death2, doe2 2he?

:ediit:ii forgot she knew about feferii two

iin regard2 two the late2t update, ii can't iimagiine anythiing more terriifyiing than 2uddenly realiiziing you're huggiing liil' cal.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on April 30, 2011, 07:01:16 AM
Since no one's posted in the last few days, I'll say this:

1. Whatever's coming next is either going to be incredibly epic or extremely anticlimactic (don't screw with us anymore, Hussie, just go for it dammit).
2. Mass. Psychic. Reacharound.

I'm suddenly excited again.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 30, 2011, 12:53:16 PM
NOOOOOOOO M41 W41FU'S MOM
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on May 15, 2011, 08:04:04 AM
Don't know if Hussie is officially gearing up with more updates, but this latest one is officially one of the trippiest things I have ever seen, and on top of that the cliffhanger is so intense that I don't know whether to be excited or pissed.

He also made a semi-subtle "scratch" joke that you will either find funny, corny, or just annoying. Take it as you will.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on May 15, 2011, 03:57:07 PM
okay wow, holy 2hiit.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 01, 2011, 03:04:46 PM
OH GOD

NO NO NO NO NO

T3R3Z1

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on June 01, 2011, 05:03:13 PM
There, there, you blubbering goddamn pansy. [/spadesslick]

And what about Karkat? Do you not feel for the raging capsmaster at all? Heartless.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on June 01, 2011, 10:32:51 PM
I feel the exact same way as Jmorph but with Karkat.
Its a good thing my favourite troll is still alive (Go Vriska).

But the question is "Where the hell ii2 2ollux?"
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 01, 2011, 10:50:05 PM
Chances are he's just as dead as Karkat and Terezi (and in all probability, Gamzee and Kanaya).   :'(

I'm kinda hoping this is all some alternate timeline thing created when Terezi flipped her coin, but Doc Scratch is narrating right now and he doesn't seem the type to partake in these ridiculous time shenanigans.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on June 02, 2011, 03:08:01 AM
After he showed his Calisms, anything can happen.

I'm calling WPS in the future, unless it has been more than 1 hour after the timeline.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on June 08, 2011, 02:30:03 PM
HUSSIIIIIIIIIE  :flipout:

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 08, 2011, 02:31:47 PM
I can't help but imagine Hussie shouting "PSYCH!" when he hit that update button.  >_>

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 08, 2011, 03:26:16 PM
Goddammit, how am I gonna taunt Jmorph now?  :bigcry:
You'll find a way, I'm sure.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on June 08, 2011, 11:52:40 PM
I doubt Vriska's dead because John also took a sword through his chest and survived.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 09, 2011, 12:02:16 AM
Because John's death wasn't heroic or just.  That's the caveat to god-tier immortality:  You can't die unless it's as a martyr or a villain.

If Vriska lived, it would have meant the death of all of the other trolls, thereby making her death 'just.'
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on June 09, 2011, 12:07:04 AM
Aww...

*goes to corner and cries.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on June 09, 2011, 12:15:21 AM
But if she lived and managed to beat Bec, it might mean the possible safety of the kids.

Besides, it depends on what is just, Vriska fighting Bec for her family, despite her flaws, or Terezi killing her to save her own life, despite the fact that Bec could have been defeated.

Seer of Mind powers, FTW!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 09, 2011, 12:33:07 AM
I don't think so.  Bec Noir didn't enter the troll's incipisphere until after he'd been tricked and exiled there by the kids.  Whatever happens after that would happen post-scratch, so it shouldn't affect them.

I think that's why Hussie went out of the way to show that alternate timeline.  To prove that Vriska's death would be considered just.  And permanent.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on August 10, 2011, 11:46:42 PM
Bump.

I am kinda confused at the whole Aradia/Scratch thing. What's up with that?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on August 10, 2011, 11:48:51 PM
Hussie's just ensuring that he kills my interest in seeing Homestuck to the end. Nothing to kill my enthusiasm like giving Aradia screentime.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on August 10, 2011, 11:50:55 PM
Nothing to kill my enthusiasm like giving Aradia screentime.
What about that time when she was kissing Equius?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on August 10, 2011, 11:51:37 PM
Troll relationships is too confusing a topic, anyway.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on August 10, 2011, 11:59:47 PM
Wasn't Aradia supposed to be one of the pawns Scratch was using to orchestrate his death/Lord English's arrival?  This could have something to do with that.  Why she's with him now and what the hell is going on is anybody's guess, though.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on August 11, 2011, 12:09:35 AM
And the Gamez/Tavros gettup? I swear I thought the whole rest of the act is going to be about sloppy makeouts!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on August 11, 2011, 01:37:05 AM
Part of this whole scrapbook thing is going back and illuminating some plot points or minor characters that got glossed over as the story progressed.  I wouldn't be surprised if the Gamzee/Tavros thing happened because Hussie just felt like going back and writing the worst rap-off in the history of paradox space.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on August 11, 2011, 02:45:52 AM
What?! and no Nepeta!!!?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on August 11, 2011, 03:13:58 AM
There was that one bit about her conversation with Jaspersprite...
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on August 11, 2011, 07:29:16 PM
And in comes the Signless.

intermission?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on August 13, 2011, 01:48:20 AM
:flipout: BOOYEAH :flipout:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Randomish on August 13, 2011, 02:03:37 PM
Is it possible that Hussie is the next god tier?

Nah.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on August 22, 2011, 06:04:02 PM
Well, Scratch is a doll, and Gamez <> Karkat.

Seeing all the rage Gamzee had and all the troll killing he had done... that was a bit anti-climatic!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on August 22, 2011, 06:12:54 PM
Saying that was a bit anti-climactic is like saying the Pacific ocean is a bit damp.  Especially after that badass showdown animation.

Anyway, I thought they had to kill Gamzee?  When Karkat talked to John about it afterward he always referred to Gamzee in the past tense.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on August 22, 2011, 06:17:03 PM
http://tindeck.com/listen/ieth

...
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on September 07, 2011, 04:25:04 PM
Jmorph, why didn't you tell me about your new blog? (http://hussieruya.tumblr.com/) >:?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on September 07, 2011, 06:25:49 PM
Jmorph, why didn't you tell me about your new blog? (http://hussieruya.tumblr.com/) >:?
what the fuck is this shit
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on September 07, 2011, 06:30:26 PM
Jegus fuck, what the hell did I just click on? O_o
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on September 07, 2011, 06:47:51 PM
Jegus fuck, what the hell did I just click on? O_o
There's a lesson in this: never click on any of UselessLurker's links. No one needs to see what kinda fucked up things he faps to.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on September 07, 2011, 08:42:21 PM
Please, as if I'd show you the fucked up shit I wank to.

That stuff's for Jesuszilla's eyes only~ :3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on September 07, 2011, 10:16:40 PM
Quote
As a special bonus, for the next 3+ weeks, the 6000th page will loop right back to the very first page!

lol, first page.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 25, 2011, 01:48:41 PM
okay wow, holy 2hiit.

No wonder that took two whole months to complete.  What a way to make a comeback.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 25, 2011, 04:17:38 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

OH MY GOD
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on October 25, 2011, 04:52:05 PM
Dude what

My brain, it

I don't understand.

So much cool shit and I can't make sense out of any of it!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 25, 2011, 10:16:05 PM
F1N4LLY S4W 1T ON YOUTUB3 (LOL)

NOW 1 R3M3MB3R WHY 1 L1K3 TH1S S3R13S. HUSS13 1S 4W3SOM3 4T D3FY1NG 3XP3CT4T1ONS.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 25, 2011, 10:25:15 PM
F1N4LLY S4W 1T ON YOUTUB3 (LOL)

NOW 1 R3M3MB3R WHY 1 L1K3 TH1S S3R13S. HUSS13 1S 4W3SOM3 4T D3FY1NG 3XP3CT4T1ONS.
>8]

YOUR3 B4CK TO YOUR OLD S3LF 4G41N
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 25, 2011, 10:28:29 PM
Hey.  Hey you guys. 

Jade ascended to Dog Tier.   :wacky:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 25, 2011, 10:40:29 PM
OH Y34H VOLUM3 8 SOUNDTR4CK GOT R3L34S3D, 4S D1D TH3 VOLUM3 1-4 R3R3L34S3.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 25, 2011, 10:55:38 PM
OH Y34H VOLUM3 8 SOUNDTR4CK GOT R3L34S3D, 4S D1D TH3 VOLUM3 1-4 R3R3L34S3.
WH4T R3R3L34S3 >:O
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on October 26, 2011, 12:28:12 AM
:33 < oh no are we really relaplaplapsing into this silliness again?!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 26, 2011, 12:30:07 AM
iit'2 2tartiing two 2eem that way, ye2.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 26, 2011, 01:09:18 AM
OH Y34H VOLUM3 8 SOUNDTR4CK GOT R3L34S3D, 4S D1D TH3 VOLUM3 1-4 R3R3L34S3.
WH4T R3R3L34S3 >:O
VOLUM3S 1-4 GOT R3P4CK4G3D 4S 4 S1NGL3 4LBUM FOR $10. TH4TS 1T R34LLY.

4LSO 1 H4T3 TO 4DM1T 1T BUT 1T SOUNDS L1K3 T3NS31'S COMPOS1T1ON4L 4B1L1T13S 1MPROV3D
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on October 26, 2011, 01:20:26 AM
:33 < it looks like twilight has pawsibly liquefied poor jangos brain and made him like tenseis mewsic DD:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 26, 2011, 03:44:26 AM
COMP4R3D TO D1R3CT L1FT1NG 1T'S 4N 1MPROV3M3NT. D1DNT S4Y 1T W4S GOOD.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 26, 2011, 03:58:11 AM
OH Y34H JMORPHM4N TH3Y JUST R3L34S3D T-SH1RTS/HOOD13S FOR TH3 H3RO OF M1ND! (http://"http://whatpumpkin.com/godtier-tees.html") DO3S TH1S M34N OUR W1F3 W1LL R34CH GOD T13R?!

MOR3 1MPORT4NTLY, D4R3 M3 TO T4TTOO TH3 SYMBOL SOM3WH3R3?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 26, 2011, 04:13:05 AM
call me when they 2tart 2elliing the hero of doom hoodiie2.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 26, 2011, 05:25:25 AM
OH Y34H JMORPHM4N TH3Y JUST R3L34S3D T-SH1RTS/HOOD13S FOR TH3 H3RO OF M1ND! (http://"http://whatpumpkin.com/godtier-tees.html") DO3S TH1S M34N OUR W1F3 W1LL R34CH GOD T13R?!

MOR3 1MPORT4NTLY, D4R3 M3 TO T4TTOO TH3 SYMBOL SOM3WH3R3?
S1LLY J4NGO
NO PUNCTU4T1ON M4RKS

4LSO L3FT BUTTCH33K
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 26, 2011, 05:35:41 AM
TH3N HOW DO YOU 3XPL41N TH1S CONVO (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005598) >:?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 26, 2011, 05:38:49 AM
TH3N HOW DO YOU 3XPL41N TH1S CONVO (http://"http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005598") >:?
F1RST OF 4LL STOP SCR3W1NG UP YOUR L1NKS

S3COND TH3 PUNCTU4T1ON 1S ONLY FOR SP3C14L OCC4S1ONS >8P
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on October 26, 2011, 05:38:38 PM
D --> Are we seriously horsing around with the quirks
D --> To tell the truth, I was e%pecting this after that c001 ass release
D --> I mean ass like figuratively, not like the donkey or the
D --> uh
D --> I need a towel
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 28, 2011, 02:33:23 AM
FOR THOS3 OF YOU WHO 4R3 CONFUS3D BY WH4T H4PP3N3D HUSS13 WROT3 UP SOM3 3XPL4N4T1ONS ON H1S TUMBLR

4LSO HOM3STUCK W1LL R3SUM3 UPD4T1NG ON 11/11/11... SO NOW YOU H4V3 4N 3XCUS3 TO NOT T4K3 YOUR NON3X1ST4NT G1RLFR13ND TO BR34K1NG D4WN'S M1DN1GHT L4UNCH.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 28, 2011, 02:41:28 AM
FOR THOS3 OF YOU WHO 4R3 CONFUS3D BY WH4T H4PP3N3D HUSS13 WROT3 UP SOM3 3XPL4N4T1ONS ON H1S TUMBLR
WH4T TUMBLR >:?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 28, 2011, 03:04:04 AM
thii2 one:
http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/

holy wall2 of text, batman.

ii2 iit po22iible for an explanatiion two make thiing2 more and le22 confu2iing at the 2ame tiime?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on November 02, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
:33 < dammit hussie, that is not john cusack
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 02, 2011, 03:31:22 PM
:33 < dammit hussie, that is not john cusack
WH4T 4R3 YOU T4LK1NG 4BOUT

TH3 L4T3ST UPD4T3 >:?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 02, 2011, 10:14:12 PM
ii'm confu2ed agaiin.  ii thought hu22iie 2aiid he wa2n't goiing two diirectly iinterfere wiith the 2tory, but iit look2 liike he really diid kiill doc 2cratch when he went two fiind hiim.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 03, 2011, 11:59:19 PM
SO TH1S R3V13W GOT POST3D ON TH3 N3WGROUNDS S1T3 FOR C4SC4D3 4ND 1F TH3 R3V13W 4FT3R 1T 1S 4NY 1ND1C4T1ON P3OPL3 GOT M4D 4BOUT 1T SOM3WH3R3

Quote
All of my friends are crazy about Homestuck, and it's all they ever talk about. I tried out the comic so I could participate in our friendly afternoon chat sessions, but I just can't get into the story. I feel that Homestuck is for extreme fans who started reading when it first started, and have stuck with it all these years. It's not entirely a bad web comic, it's just hard to really get into it if you are just starting out. However, I admire its success and popularity. Surely its author knows what he's doing, and he's doing it well.

Now, regarding this animation, I was a little disappointed. My friends told me that Homestuck's art style improves in recent animations and pages, but from what I've seen, it feels very mixed. I know multiple artists participated in this animation, but only after I checked the credits page on the Homestuck website.

To put it shortly, I was expecting a movie with actual movement with a consistent art style. It would be easy to say that "that's just Homestuck's style" and that "I wouldn't understand, for I am not a fan." Well, waiting for a big file to load is not fun, especially for those with a slow Internet connection. When I heard about how "Homestuck's new movie crashed Newgrounds cause it's so awesome!", I got really excited about this movie. It's just a shame that it was mostly a slide show of inconsistent art styles tuned to really nice music.

I am not a fan of Homestuck, and will probably never catch up enough to call myself one. My words are based on an outsider's perspective trying to fit in, but was pushed away by the intense fans and overly-hyped movie releases.

I do, however look forward to future projects by this author. I'll just have to remember to stay updated and not get left behind.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 11, 2011, 10:48:20 AM
4CT S1X 1S UP

NOW 1 R34LLY W1SH TH3R3 W4S 4 R34L "SW33T BRO 4ND H3LL4 J3FF: TH3 MO1V3"

4LSO WH4T TH3 FUCK, J4N3?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 11, 2011, 02:01:53 PM
you can't 2ay you diidn't 2ee thii2 comiing.  remember how when the troll2 oriigiinal uniiver2e wa2 re2et, the troll2 became the ance2tor2, and viice ver2a?  thii2 new home2tuck uniiver2e ii2 liikely goiing two revolve around nana, grandpa, mom, and bro.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on November 11, 2011, 08:55:56 PM
Jane Crocker.

I already know betty's going a be a bitch!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 11, 2011, 09:30:57 PM
SO.... J4D3?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 11, 2011, 11:16:20 PM
jake englii2h. 

out of fuckiing nowhere.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 11, 2011, 11:47:51 PM
>:?
1M TOT4LLY LOST BY THOS3 L4ST TWO POSTS
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 15, 2011, 02:33:29 PM
Okay.  New kids, I was expecting.

New trolls... I was not.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on November 15, 2011, 08:32:46 PM
Yes, the new sign troll!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 16, 2011, 01:18:49 AM
R34LLY? YOU D1DNT S33 TH3 COMPUT3R FOR TH3 4CT S1X 1NTRO?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 16, 2011, 02:20:56 AM
Apparently, I did not.  I'll have to rewatch it.  Although, looking at it again I'm starting to think that this uranianUmbra might not be a troll after all.  They're not using Trollian, and are displaying decidedly non-troll-like behavior
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 16, 2011, 02:23:58 AM
Apparently, I did not.  I'll have to rewatch it.  Although, looking at it again I'm starting to think that this uranianUmbra might not be a troll after all.  They're not using Trollian, and are displaying decidedly non-troll-like behavior
uU isn't acting like the current trolls; however, the ones from the first troll universe were said to be a peaceful race. But then again Feferi was really nice so...
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on November 16, 2011, 02:25:40 AM
This one is actually psychotic while talking really nicely.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 16, 2011, 03:23:22 AM
But the Trolls would still use Trollian, right?  The kids still use Pesterchum.

pesterlog said:
uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 11:17
  Cheering?  The fuck is that?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 16, 2011, 04:08:30 AM
I'm starting to think that this uranianUmbra might not be a troll after all.  They're not using Trollian, and are displaying decidedly non-troll-like behavior
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006014 <--- Troll color hands, and on the tumblr Hussie confirmed it is in fact a troll

Also fan speculation is guessing there may be as many as nine new trolls, for the "planets" named after greek gods since this one took Uranus.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 20, 2011, 09:48:19 AM
L3XXY PULLS 4 KUNG_FU_M4N 4ND W4NTS YOU TO S1GN 4N ONL1N3 P3T1T1ON TO M4K3 G414 ONL1N3 R3MOV3 TH3 BL4T4NT HOM3STUCK 1T3MS (http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/petitions/remove-homestuck-items-700-signatures-op-edited-11-20/t.76030935_1/)

HUSS13 PULLS 4N XCB 4ND 1SNT P3RSON4LLY T4K1NG 4CT1ON BUT 1S SUPPORT1V3 NON3TH3L3SS (http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/13002681636/lexxercise-for-whatever-good-it-will-do-i-have)

4LSO JUST R34L1Z3D 1 FORGOT TO TYP3 T3R3Z1 MOD3 1N MY L4ST POST BUT WH4T3V3R
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 25, 2011, 11:30:53 PM
So I saw this image in the Onion and I thought it was Hussie.
(http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/26/26596/Statshot-Protesting-C_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg)
(the skin in the physical copy is much more yellow)

Am I crazy?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on November 26, 2011, 04:34:42 AM
it can't be hussie, look at those anemic lips
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 28, 2011, 12:36:11 AM
So that's where all those gogdamn pumpkins have been going this whole time.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 30, 2011, 06:18:45 AM
Loved the Bro Bunny
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 02, 2011, 12:27:45 AM
(http://mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/OGphotos2.jpg)

Hussie's Magical Olive Garden Quest:  Parts ein (http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12963616983/land-of-souls-and-olives-a-conclusion-pasta-la-vista) and zwei. (http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/13585722775/land-of-souls-and-olives-a-conclusion-plmfers-part)

All these brobots are wandering around, yet still no sign of the man himself.  And WTF with the wild lusii?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on December 02, 2011, 05:11:09 AM
D --> Well
D --> The lusii had to originate somewhere
D --> And the origin of them was never e%plained
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 05, 2011, 10:54:29 AM
Void and Life God Tier shirts released. The color schemes are TERRIBLE.

Hussie also announced that the last four will be released by the end of the week.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 07, 2011, 08:48:42 AM
Homestuck Book One is out and oh god is he really handling the animations like that
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 07, 2011, 08:50:49 AM
Jango are you only gonna post about the merchandise now? It's soooooo booooooooring >8[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 07, 2011, 09:41:05 AM
Until the story picks up the pace again, yes
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 07, 2011, 09:42:38 AM
Until the story picks up the pace again, yes
You were talking about merch while crazy plot shit was happening too! >:P
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 07, 2011, 02:30:44 PM
Homestuck Book One is out and oh god is he really handling the animations like that

You mean as sequential art?  As opposed to what?  What did you expect him to do?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 07, 2011, 10:09:51 PM
Maybe the preview was a bad example, but that one anim probably didn't need to be represented in that many frames.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on December 08, 2011, 12:17:21 AM
gotta stretch homestuck out into more books so autistic children can steal their parent's visa and give hussie more money
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 08, 2011, 02:46:43 AM
Well, he's finally done it.  It took an entire universal reboot and a robotic proxy, but he finally made Strider bleat like a goat for ironic purposes.  I think that might be the last minor in-joke from the beginning of Homestuck that hadn't yet been realized literally, thousands of pages later.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 09, 2011, 01:59:11 AM
*spittake*

OH MY GOD JANE WHAT JU-

*double spittake*

OH MY GOD ACT SIX ACT ONE?!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 09, 2011, 02:04:00 AM
WHAT IS HAPPENING :flipout:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 09, 2011, 02:47:51 AM
Probably gonna be gone by the time you read this but somebody vandalized Jane Crocker's MSPA Wikia page (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Jane_Crocker)

EDIT: It's getting fixed. Highlights.

- Jane's quote read "somebody call 911 shawty fire burning on the dance flo-woah."
- Age was 933 (in Negronian years)
- One of the picture subitles was "GOTTA GET DAT BOOM BOOM BOOM"
- Her biography mentioned that she enjoyed getting violated by black men.
- People keep throwing in various rap song lyrics into the wiki.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 09, 2011, 03:35:17 AM
What the devilfucking dickens just happened?!  How can the first act be over already?  We don't even know Strider and Lalonde's names yet!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 09, 2011, 04:24:27 AM
IIRC we didn't learn or even see Jade or Dave until Act Two, so it's not that unbelievable
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 10, 2011, 07:30:55 AM
Probably gonna be gone by the time you read this but somebody vandalized Jane Crocker's MSPA Wikia page (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Jane_Crocker)

EDIT: It's getting fixed. Highlights.

- Jane's quote read "somebody call 911 shawty fire burning on the dance flo-woah."
- Age was 933 (in Negronian years)
- One of the picture subitles was "GOTTA GET DAT BOOM BOOM BOOM"
- Her biography mentioned that she enjoyed getting violated by black men.
- People keep throwing in various rap song lyrics into the wiki.
Umm... why? I don't see the connection.

Also why is Hussie a robot now.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 10, 2011, 02:34:09 PM
He became terribly ill and had to get all of his biological parts replaced after eating at Olive Garden.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 10, 2011, 09:29:15 PM
But what's with Jane's wiki entry? I don't get how getting blown up has anything to do with that.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 10, 2011, 09:50:05 PM
There was (literally) a shorty fire (literally) burning on the (not literally) dance floor.

After that it's just funtime wiki vandalism
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 12, 2011, 12:50:33 AM
Hope and Doom hoodies are out, and looking pretty dang spiffy.  I may have to snag one once the holiday shopping blitz is all over.

John and Jade:  Observe Hussie  ==>
John and Jade:  Flip The Fuck Out
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 12, 2011, 01:30:52 AM
Hot damn those look good this time around
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on December 13, 2011, 05:43:32 AM
I like the fact that Jack can have redrom for PM, but PM has blackrom for jack!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 13, 2011, 03:10:33 PM
chorlie brown (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=038.jpg)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 13, 2011, 03:23:35 PM
chorlie brown (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=038.jpg)
oh god there's blood everywhere
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on December 14, 2011, 12:23:14 PM
Jack Absconds! and Hella Jeff is ded?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 14, 2011, 01:58:48 PM
AAAAAAHAHAHAHA The rage symbol looks like ICP makeup!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 15, 2011, 09:17:57 AM
Sollux was next. Note Gamzee's face.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 16, 2011, 04:28:43 AM
Gamzee's obviously chill because he saw the other Sollux that's been waiting for them with Aradia.  So if there were two Solluxes that were both half dead and half alive, and one of them is now completely dead, does that mean the remaining Sollux is completely alive?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 16, 2011, 04:48:09 AM
Yeah was reacting before that update, so... Yeah.

And it's assumed that Jack killed Prospit Sollux, and Derse Sollux took over for "normal" Sollux so, yeah we're looking at dead Derse Sollux.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 16, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
Sollux has always been kind of a weird special case.  The rules pertaining to player lives don't seem to apply to him, so I wouldn't be surprised if the player death rules work differently for him as well.

Or maybe I'm reaching because I don't want to watch my favorite character die for the umpteenth time.  Hussie, why you do this to me?!  :qq:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on December 16, 2011, 09:11:41 AM
Leads to next question: What if both Sollux goes on the quest bed? Technically, there should be 3 beds for him, one on his world, one per moon, which might mean there's 2 more quest beds for them.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 16, 2011, 10:47:42 AM
Jack already blew up Sollux's world, Prospit, and Derse, so... nope, unless Hussie introduces another way to ascend god-tier, which will probably happen since he released all god-tier symbols.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 16, 2011, 02:31:23 PM
Well, they do have two god-tier heroes of time and a god-tier, first guardian, kernelsprite infused hero of space, not to mention whatever regular space powers Kanaya has.  I'd say anything's possible at this point.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on December 16, 2011, 11:00:59 PM
Maybe their alternate beds are not located on a planet or a moon. Most of the other things from their travels were on that asteroid.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 19, 2011, 04:44:16 AM
I was going to try to come up with something funny to say about this, but I really don't think anything can be said.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=040.jpg
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 19, 2011, 09:42:01 AM
This may be the best one ever now
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Wumboclaat on December 30, 2011, 05:43:42 AM
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzvefP8Yu1qmbkxao1_500.png)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 30, 2011, 05:45:07 AM
So I guess Jane fine, in a way? At least, her dreamself seems to be.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 30, 2011, 07:22:26 AM
Iunno, the file keeps stopping for me for some reason, but I guess the update was big enough that some doofus on youtube recorded his reaction
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 30, 2011, 07:24:02 AM
Iunno, the file keeps stopping for me for some reason, but I guess the update was big enough that some doofus on youtube recorded his reaction
The loading percentage disappeared on me but I just waited and it eventually played.

But yeah, I don't think it was very "big".
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 30, 2011, 08:15:49 AM
I liked the Crockerzens
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 30, 2011, 08:38:24 PM
Ten bucks says that Lalonde was breaking that fourth wall to let John and Jade into the new universe.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 31, 2011, 11:26:23 AM
Good grief, a THIRD JACK? And a non-defecting one at that?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 31, 2011, 11:45:35 AM
And a non-defecting one at that?
There is nothing to indicate this yet.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 31, 2011, 02:11:34 PM
Act 6 Act 1 ends with Jane getting killed.  Act 6 Act 2 begins with Jane getting killed again.

Wat.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on December 31, 2011, 03:09:51 PM
Good grief, a THIRD JACK? And a non-defecting one at that?

What do you mean by non defecting one? no lost arm and eye?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 31, 2011, 03:24:42 PM
As in a Jack Noir that isn't actively working to overthrow the Black Queen, like Spades Slick and Bec Noir did.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on December 31, 2011, 03:44:41 PM
That's probably because the queen either is not actively torturing him for whatever reason... or she is dead.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 01, 2012, 12:13:41 AM
THEORYMON: Feferi's ancestor murdered the queen and took her place, while Lord English took over the King's spot
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 01, 2012, 12:17:31 AM
THEORYMON: Feferi's ancestor murdered the queen and took her place, while Lord English took over the King's spot
I agree that Feferi's ancestor is the best candidate for the new queen, but there's nothing to indicate that there even is a new king. And besides, Lord English can't enter a universe until it dies.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on January 01, 2012, 05:17:48 AM
It that really true? Because technically, that virus was just a formality. He's technically here and not here at the same time.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 01, 2012, 05:40:15 PM
How can The Condesce be the new Black Queen when she's already Betty Crocker?  If it's any ancestor it's probably The Handmaid.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 02, 2012, 12:09:59 AM
i like how the ball dropped for new years
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 02, 2012, 01:23:53 AM
What the WHAT?!  How the hell did she pull that one off?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 02, 2012, 04:24:09 AM
What the WHAT?!  How the hell did she pull that one off?
Maybe Sebastian the bunny took her form? Somehow?

I dunno it popped into my head; it doesn't really make sense.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 02, 2012, 06:47:46 AM
Well you guys dont have to worry because it's just been answered andOH GOD DEVILCAT

EDIT:
AH via main page said:
You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

I'm glad Hussie finally acknowledged that the whole album a month thing was actually a bad move on the whole. Now that their production time per album has been doubled, here's hoping they make better music that isn't just Doctor remixed again for the upteenth time.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 02, 2012, 11:52:51 PM
What the WHAT?!  How the hell did she pull that one off?
Maybe Sebastian the bunny took her form? Somehow?

I dunno it popped into my head; it doesn't really make sense.


fanfiction.net
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 03, 2012, 02:27:50 PM
Gcat.  They're calling it Gcat.  *groan*
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on January 04, 2012, 02:31:38 AM
Now that their production time per album has been doubled, here's hoping they make better music that isn't just Doctor remixed again for the upteenth time.

Nah it just means they can remix Doctor twice the amount they normally would. An all-Doctor-remix album :D
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 05, 2012, 01:12:44 AM
Looks like Hussie's outsourcing the next album (http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/15222891959/the-next-album-a-contest).  So if you love to complain about the music (like certain Jangos I could name), now's your chance to try and do it better.

And it's nice to see him commit to a reasonable update schedule (http://mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/january2012updates.gif) for once.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 05, 2012, 06:03:36 AM
Too bad i suck at sequencing. I am a song idea engineer tho. At least there is a penalty for covering someone else's songs.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 05, 2012, 04:02:50 PM
Gcat.  They're calling it Gcat.  *groan*
Like your name is any less lazy. :twisted:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 05, 2012, 04:32:44 PM
 >:(

You do understand why Gcat is such a groan-worthy name, don't you?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 05, 2012, 04:34:32 PM
You do understand why Gcat is such a groan-worthy name, don't you?
Not really. :(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 05, 2012, 04:36:57 PM
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Online_handles_and_genetics

There ya go, champ.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 05, 2012, 04:38:16 PM
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Online_handles_and_genetics

There ya go, champ.
Oh right, doy. :'(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 16, 2012, 09:39:21 PM
Dirk is now the best character in Homestuck.

Just throwing that out there.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 16, 2012, 09:45:08 PM
Dirk is now the best character in Homestuck.

Just throwing that out there.
YOU M1SSP3LL3D T3R3Z1 >8[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 16, 2012, 09:47:28 PM
Nope.  Dirk is way cooler.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 18, 2012, 04:46:56 AM
fucking incredible (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=041.jpg)

Also I am now scared of the Ophicus troll

EDIT: OH and Hussie answered a question that's been on the mind for a while via tumblr

Quote
“If one yard is your only influence, why did you kill Doc Scratch and rip off his leg? Isn’t that influencing stuff?”

No, because I didn’t kill him. This was also explained. When in my proximity, he goes unconscious like a reverse Calvin and Hobbes deal. Then I left, and he stayed asleep for just a little while, until the conditions for LE’s arrival were met. Then LE busted out of him, thus killing Scratch, fulling his claim that he needs to be dead for LE to arrive. Because his arrival itself is what kills him! This would have happened regardless, and my involvement affected nothing at all. Maybe if he wasn’t unconscious, he might have refreshed the scotty dog bowl once or twice while waiting around to become LE, and that’s it.

Ripping his leg off didn’t affect anything either. LE has a peg leg regardless. It’s a feature of his appearance, not a consequence of Scratch losing a leg. When I ripped his leg off, that was just another one of these serendipitous maimings you see here and there. Like how Vriska lost an arm and an eye, and so did Spades Slick, to echo the kid session prototypings. There’s no cause and effect here. It’s a recurring cosmic coincidence
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 21, 2012, 03:15:05 AM
Gah!  What?  What the flying fuck just happened?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 21, 2012, 03:19:11 AM
The rogue of void can apparently travel through the dream bubbles, now, were those visions of the future or past? Because there was a God tier Karkat in there.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 21, 2012, 03:21:00 AM
A dead God Tier Karkat, no less.

And why was that version of Skaia built out of the Troll's planets?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 21, 2012, 03:23:45 AM
well, being the result of the second scratch, maybe the game files are starting to get corrupted.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 22, 2012, 06:01:28 AM
Jmorphman now has another reason to love Dirk.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 24, 2012, 04:24:16 PM
And here I thought that the Troll romance shenanigans were tedious.

:EDIT:  Oh, wow.  UU is hella British.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 31, 2012, 04:54:01 AM
Lol Fancysantakind
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 31, 2012, 08:12:30 AM
GOD-TIER GAMZEE RELE-OH GOD

Spoiler: At least Bard Quest gets more love (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on January 31, 2012, 08:43:31 AM
http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/15222891959/the-next-album-a-contest

I'm going to enter it.

Why not, if I win, I get to have a solo project in one of my favorite comics.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 31, 2012, 08:41:01 PM
Do a song for Terezi, her exising themes suck
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 31, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
(http://www.projectwonderful.com/img/uploads/pics/70596-1327790729.png)


I thought terezi owns was pretty good, even if its a remix of dave owns.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 31, 2012, 08:52:05 PM
I'm mostly talking about the ones on Alternia and Alterniabound (havent listened to an album since Medium), because Terezi Owns is alright although I don't consider it a Terezi theme.
Title: Donald Glover is DEAD!!!
Post by: Jango on February 01, 2012, 03:32:28 AM
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006430

:'(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 01, 2012, 03:36:12 AM
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 01, 2012, 03:44:39 AM
He's not dead, he just ascended to the god tiers as the Child of Gambino.

How exactly does one get JPEG artifacts on a tattoo, I wonder?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 01, 2012, 03:46:48 AM
I dunno but I might attempt it one day. Big "might."
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 02, 2012, 10:36:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0ywvO.png)

Checkmate (http://bit.ly/ACw71X)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Valodim on February 02, 2012, 11:51:46 AM
ok, started reading homestuck. i'm at 2626, does that mean I just have 4k to go until I catch up? :P
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 02, 2012, 12:02:47 PM
Yeah. You should be able to pull it off in half a week if you're a moderate reader. I started before EOA 5.1, and I caught up in two days (helped that I started during one of Hussie's flash animation breaks tho)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Valodim on February 02, 2012, 09:12:25 PM
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002999

this dialogue. I love that guy's writing. makes me feel self conscious about my shitty grasp of language :D
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 02, 2012, 11:49:59 PM
oh man , val you are gonna love it, its just so .. meta.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 03, 2012, 09:41:06 PM
If you watch JADE ENTER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyOlGBDqlW8

while playing At the price of Oblivion,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUbUFb5stQI

 the music sincs up and its like a whole new video.


alternatively, hit up this link and mute the one on the left
http://youtubedoubler.com/38GA
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 04, 2012, 04:36:41 AM
Daaaayyyuuum, son.  Di-stri lightin' all kinds of sick fires up in this business.  Better call up the incendiary mortuary, because this shit is looking terminal.


...I'll shut up now.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 04, 2012, 06:13:03 AM
I think that's the first Homestuck song i enjoyed since Vol. 4 (Megalovania doesn't count because that's from an Earthbound romhack)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 09, 2012, 02:26:28 PM
UU used Exposition Dump!  It's super effective!

Wow, Dirk really pulled the short straw for God Tier duds (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/dirkisthisyoU.gif), didn't he.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Valodim on February 16, 2012, 12:19:55 PM
at 4447 now. those pesterlogs just keep. getting. longer! o_O
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 17, 2012, 10:33:19 PM
Oh, so that's what Jake's been up to.  Getting his ass royally kicked.

Gah, what's the name of the tune that kicked in around the time the Condesce showed up?  I know what it is, I just can't remember what it's called.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 17, 2012, 10:49:38 PM
Black


also what was up with Jake when he hit the ground at the end of the flash?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 17, 2012, 10:53:20 PM
he got owned so bad he went sixteen bits?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 17, 2012, 10:59:03 PM
Black

Oh right, thanks.  I can't believe I forgot.  That's one of my favorite HS songs.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 17, 2012, 11:11:56 PM
It's my absolute favorite.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 17, 2012, 11:20:46 PM
harlequin ( rock version )

Terezi rules

Showtime Remix

Black

Cascade

At the price of oblivion

Hardchorale ( ballad for jaspers)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 17, 2012, 11:33:56 PM
Jmorph brings up a good point:

(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/wtfjake.png)

The hell is this?  Is it a callback to to something I'm not remembering?

:EDIT:  Oh man, the ultimate shame in gaming.  Leveling up via accumulated pity experience from losing.   ;D
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 18, 2012, 08:27:34 PM
Black
No the original song is Liquid Negrocity from the Midnight Crew album. Black is a remix of it for the flash.

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also what was up with Jake when he hit the ground at the end of the flash?
I think that's just Hussie rotating the head instead of redrawing it. He does this quite a bit at the beginning of Act 4 for John.

I thought this song was familiar and then I remembered that it was from Tensei's solo album from a year ago. Yes, it had bits of Liquid Negrocity in the original, and that was initially a bit of a complaint among even the most rabid fandom since at the time nobody knew why he would stick that song into a Dave theme song (well mostly people were just pissed that he chose to remix songs for Dave instead of plag-errrr i mean write new songs like he did for everyone else). So I guess now he has post-ex-facto justification for that piece. RARGH FUCKING TENSEI AAAAAAAAUGH (runs out of room screaming)

BTW since you always hear me bitch about the sound team here's my Iced impression and a comprehensive list of all the songs I liked from them

1) Showtime (8-bit and 16-bit versions)
2) Aggrieve
3) Beatdown (1 & 2 plus the Bolin remixes in the discontinued flashes)
4) Mutiny (from the original Jade: Retrieve Package)
5) Most everything from the Midnight Crew Album
6) Doctor (hence why it pisses me off that it is the most remixed song in Homestuck)
7) SBurban Jungle
8) Upward Movement (Terezi's version is also good, still prefer the original tho)
9) Friendship is Paramount
10) Megalovania (the original from the Earthbound Romhack, not the one where Tensei shits all over it with his guitar)
11) Horsechestra (STRONG Remix) (gasp the only song from Alterniabound that I liked)
12) Courser (was remixed into Umbral Ultimatum)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2012, 02:03:29 AM
No the original song is Liquid Negrocity from the Midnight Crew album. Black is a remix of it for the flash.
Just going by what Bandcamp says.
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Remix of "Beatdown (Strider Style)" by Curt Blakeslee and "Black" by Toby "Radiation" Fox

Besides Black is better than Liquid Negrocity. And stop getting mad at video games Tensei.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 19, 2012, 02:32:13 AM
Didn't say Black wasn't better than Liquid Negrocity

Still dislike Tensei for being a talentless hack and a rude person as well. Radiation at the very least is good at scoring the flashes and remixing, but Tensei deserves to be curbstomped by Sol Badguy for a good 30 minutes.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2012, 02:36:19 AM
Didn't say Black wasn't better than Liquid Negrocity
I know, but I wanted to say that I liked it better. :P
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 19, 2012, 02:45:19 AM
I havent bought an album since alterniabound, anything good after that?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 19, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-vol-7-at-the-price-of-oblivion

I believe this one was pretty good, but you might identify sources i dont and become enraged.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 19, 2012, 08:37:21 AM
Vriska?  Mindfang?  What is this tomfoolery?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2012, 08:45:53 AM
Well, his dreamself is dead, so when he dreams he went into those dreambubbles?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 19, 2012, 09:26:31 AM
THEORYMON: This new session created a stable loop between two sets of universes so that the kids and trolls got swapped completely. Meaning the Post-Scratch kids from our universe interact with the Pre-Scratch trolls from the Alternian universe. Doc Scratch said Pre-Scratch Alternian society was much more peace-loving so it would make sense that UU would cheer on the kids rather than troll them.

Only thing throwing me off is the Signless' Necklace, but I find it hard to believe Mindfang would wear that in Post-Scratch Alternia.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 19, 2012, 02:38:40 PM
My guess is that, since this new universe was created with a better chance of succeeding, the means of its creation were reset as well.  The main reason that the kids failed is that Karkat fucked up their universe while he and Kanaya were breeding it.  So, this new universe must have been created by the session of a different, less spectacularly incompetent set of trolls.

I don't get why she would have The Signless' necklace though.  If these are really the ancestors in their pre-scratch selves, then The Signless wouldn't have ever become The Signless in the first place.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 19, 2012, 03:06:24 PM
if those are the pre scratch trolls, then karkat was the signless. would have had the nightmares of the changed world and would have gotten executed or at least become a religion sort of thing.
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

and the symbol were his cuffs.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 22, 2012, 04:20:50 AM
This whole exchange becomes a lot creepier when you remember that the two parties involved are brother and sister.   :S

Also:  Frustrated Jane makes the best faces.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 22, 2012, 04:35:12 AM
This whole exchange becomes a lot creepier when you remember that the two parties involved are brother and sister.   :S
Only in the pre-scratch session! They're not actually related at all, IIRC.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 22, 2012, 04:56:42 AM
Actually, in the pre-scratch session they were paradox clones of themselves.  But this time they were ecto-biologically created by Sburb, meaning that they're now the children of John and Jade, rather than the parents.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 22, 2012, 05:06:09 AM
But this time they were ecto-biologically created by Sburb, meaning that they're now the children of John and Jade, rather than the parents.
There's been nothing to indicate that.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 22, 2012, 01:19:59 PM
Technically not, no.  But that's how the game has worked in both sessions we've seen before.  It isn't that hard to imagine this one will follow suit.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 22, 2012, 11:06:59 PM
Technically not, no.  But that's how the game has worked in both sessions we've seen before.  It isn't that hard to imagine this one will follow suit.
Only for the kids. The trolls' exact parentage was never specified. It just seems to make more sense to me that the ectobiology process went the same (though performed by a different person, of course), with only the positions on the meteors being changed.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 22, 2012, 11:29:43 PM
That makes sense.  I was just thinking that since the troll's scratched session still needed to do the ectobiology, the kid's scratched session will as well, and I don't think that players can paradox clone themselves.

Gah.  It's all just more Weird Plot Shit.  I'm sure it'll all get explained somewhere down the line.  Far, far, far down the line.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Valodim on February 24, 2012, 04:56:59 AM
5598. this is taking forever o_O
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 24, 2012, 05:04:32 AM
So, I just got the first book in the mail.  The change from single digital panels to having everything arranged on a page makes for a bit of an awkward read, especially seeing how the way animations/pesterlogs need to be handled makes consistent page formatting impossible.

Also, John's text is slightly off-color and it's driving me up a f***ing tree.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 24, 2012, 05:15:05 AM
I dont think it works as a book at all.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 24, 2012, 06:55:52 AM
Was considering getting the book for a friend who refuses to read the site solely because of the layout, but yeah, kinda figured it wouldn't work as a book.

I just realized it's gonna be a nightmare once he starts selling volumes that take place after Act 4, since all profits from that book are gonna have to be split between art team contributors unless Hussie is planning on either buying the rights from them or (ultra-dick move) redrawing the panels so that they don't use those assets.

I imagine this is also part of the reason why they're not doing a DVD since it would involve paying the sound team as well.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 24, 2012, 11:31:33 PM
Was considering getting the book for a friend who refuses to read the site solely because of the layout, but yeah, kinda figured it wouldn't work as a book.
Yeah, this book is really only for those who are already pretty invested in Homestuck.  The introduction even begins with Hussie very clearly explaining that it was always meant to be viewed on the internet, and you're not going to get the whole experience in print.  The annotations on each page are interesting enough, though.  They point out little details that went unnoticed, bits of foreshadowing (both intentional and unintentional), or how certain running gags got their start.

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I just realized it's gonna be a nightmare once he starts selling volumes that take place after Act 4,

Which is ironic, because that's around the point where I imagine it would start to work better as a book.  Once it moves away from the reader suggested commands, loses most of the faux-video game shenanigans and lets the plot unfold more naturally, it'd probably lend itself better to sequential art.  At least more so than the preposterous amount of sylladex horseshit in Act 1.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Valodim on February 25, 2012, 07:28:37 AM
for the record, the sylladex horseshit is what got me hooked.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 28, 2012, 02:50:37 AM
ONE OF US

so, which troll is your favorite?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 28, 2012, 05:17:33 AM
What the shit you stupid cat?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 28, 2012, 01:13:43 PM
GCat is now the best troll.  :3

:EDIT:  New theory:  UU murdered/is going to murder the other players from her session, and that's who the kids are meeting in the void.  Otherwise, weird punk rock Feferi has some splainin' to do.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 29, 2012, 06:23:16 AM
She's probably more living up to her roots of being a racist high-blood
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 29, 2012, 10:18:16 AM
Called it

EDIT: OH GOD UNDYINGUMBRAGE
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 02, 2012, 04:40:49 AM
Okay.  New new theory:  Hussie is sick to death of the assholes that read his comic and UU and uu are his way of not-so-subtly flipping us all off.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 02, 2012, 08:56:46 AM
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Q: Do I get paid if my art is chosen?
A: Nope! The idea is kind of “wow, this fanart I drew for free is now being displayed on an album. Cool.”
lol radiation
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 02, 2012, 10:02:17 PM
Thats not uncommon. People only get into that when they want to be promoted like that.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 08, 2012, 06:59:10 PM
what just happened


also nice going Gcat you just ruined the entire session
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 08, 2012, 07:16:25 PM
As if I needed another reason to hate Guy Fieri and his dumb super saiyan hairdo. 

You know what?  I'm done trying to guess.  Every time I try and wrap my head around everything that's happening, and as soon as I do another flash comes out and makes everything confusing again.  Did Jane make it into the medium?  Did Dirk and Roxy somehow get transported to the 'Years in the future, but not many' era?  Where was Jake going?  What was with that battleship?  I don't care.  It'll make sense later.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Generic Hipster #117 on March 08, 2012, 11:20:18 PM
I'm guessing Dirk and Roxy have some sort of connection to the trolls, seeing as how they can communicate with Jane and Jake and with pre-scratch Fef hunting them down. Maybe pre-scratch Fef hunted down the other trolls before arriving at Earth? Maybe that's why pre-scratch Vriska met with Jake, trying to warn him? I dunno, it's Homestuck, the ridiculous speculation is half the fun.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 09, 2012, 07:10:29 AM
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The future thing. Some people out there had already followed the trail of crumbs leading to this outcome. Some clues were fairly subtle, like use of term antediluvian, the seagulls, the technology… They got less subtle over time, such as when we met the exile mob. Now the verdict is in. If you suspected as much all along, you were not smoking the bargain crack. I’m pleased to report the crack you were smoking was the choicest of crack that money can buy.
So... Dirk and Roxy were in the future whilst Jane and John weren't?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Generic Hipster #117 on March 10, 2012, 02:39:22 AM
So... Dirk and Roxy were in the future whilst Jane and John weren't?

I heard some thing like, why would Dirk and Roxy have access to more advanced technology than Jane when she was the heir to the whole empire.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 10, 2012, 02:42:58 AM
... What the fuck did I just read?

Also sup Slick Vader
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 10, 2012, 02:57:20 AM
There's gotta be at least 10 different fetishes in today's update. :blank:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 10, 2012, 03:00:53 AM
Jesus Caduceus Christ, he's cosplaying again.  >_>

:EDIT:  Welp, it was bound to happen sooner or later.  Hussie run out of believable ways to kill the rest of his characters, so he had to find a way to kill himself.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 11, 2012, 03:32:41 AM
No he killed the Hussbot, not himself
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 11, 2012, 03:40:11 AM
Meh.  The author avatar's author avatar.  It's all the same guy.

:EDIT:  I have to admit, Hussie's ability to write a perfectly circular conversation is quite impressive.

On an unrelated note, if alt-timeline dead god-tier Feferi could bring WV back to life, why couldn't they have her do that for the rest of the alpha-timeline dead trolls? Speaking of, what was Gamzee doing with everyone's corpses at the end of the last intermission?  Grrr... I thought I said I was done trying to figure this shit out.  >_<
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 14, 2012, 10:50:22 AM
Maybe she did bring those trolls back and we just didn't see it yet?

Also don't do it, Terezi, you're too cool for Dave!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 15, 2012, 02:22:00 PM
I don't think WV was dead, just mortally wounded.

Also don't do it, Terezi, you're too cool for Dave!
Do what.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 15, 2012, 02:36:19 PM
Jango's worried that Terezi has redrom feelings for Dave, meaning he won't be able to keep her in the Waifu Quadrant.

So Gamzee's been AWOL for the entire year, along with all of the bodies?  I'll bet it has something to do with those giant cloning tanks, like the ones in 'Equius:  Seek the Highb100d.'
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 16, 2012, 03:00:06 AM
You mean, like... some sort of miracle?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 16, 2012, 04:42:12 AM
Ahhhhhhhh so THAT's why the Post-Scratch Derse/Prospit didn't have towers. :(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 16, 2012, 04:44:24 AM
their universe cant reproduce, its like.. some sort of... gay universe.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 16, 2012, 05:27:47 AM
Stretching here, but...

Pre-Scratch Alternia: Bisexual
 - Referenced: Both genders can reproduce with each other
 - Symbolic: Derse holds Aradia's body in its core like a womb, and she is "born" into God-Tier from it. Vriska on the other hand ascends to God-Tier through an outside party, similar to how gay couples adopt or have artificial insemination.

Pre-Scratch Earth: Straight
 - Referenced: The kids worry about reproducing whilst avoiding incest, spurring the shipping chart, firnly establishing JohnXRose and DaveXJade
 - Symbolic: Both moons get detatched, have a chain attached to them like a sperm, and ultimately penetrate something. Prospit's moon detatches from Prospit and crashes into Skaia. Derse's moon detatches and fertilizes the Furthest Ring to create the Green Sun.

Post-Scratch Earth: Gay
 - Referenced: a straight relationship between Jane and Jake is turned down for a gay one between Jake and Dirk
 - Symbolic: There are no towers on either Prospit or Derse because it is impossible to reproduce.

Post-Scratch Alternia?: Asexual
 - Referenced: uranianUmbra is portrayed as being either male or female
 - Symbolic: undyingUmbrage doesn't care about creating a universe and just wants to beat the other players in his session.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 16, 2012, 04:17:28 PM
Well, looks like JMorphman was right about the origin of the new kids.  Meaning the Jake/Jane thing is a lot less creepy than I thought it was. 

Of course, now I just have more questions.  Why did Roxy/Dirk decide that Rose/Dave is her/his Mom/Bro if they lived centuries apart?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 16, 2012, 04:27:53 PM
They both are surrounded by their brothers things, so its likely that their meteor landed on the buildings they inhabit and were raised by machinery or something. Maybe gcat for lalonde and cal for dirk.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 16, 2012, 06:54:20 PM
their universe cant reproduce, its like.. some sort of... gay universe.
.\/.

Stretching here, but...

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
:stare:

JMorphman
Why do people capitize the m???? >8[


oh right, I need to make this post actually worthwhile... uhhh... boy that Karkat sure is angry!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 16, 2012, 09:45:01 PM
:stare:
*T3R3Z1 FL3X*

you know it's true
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 18, 2012, 11:14:59 PM
Yup today's update perfectly shows my mutual relationship with Jmorphman, complete with arguing over who loves Terezi more and drawing penises.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 18, 2012, 11:15:46 PM
;)
<3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 18, 2012, 11:42:30 PM
Jango x Jmorphman OTP.

"Ouija board of cock"  just might be the funniest thing I've ever read.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 20, 2012, 09:21:57 AM
Now I want to go on TF2 and spam the chatbox like that while griefing my teammates
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 21, 2012, 01:45:06 AM
That there isn't a real Ghostbusters II MMORPG is truly the greatest failing of modern society.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 22, 2012, 05:30:22 AM
(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5246/jfw38l.png)

Didn't know whether this should go in here, the Pokemon thread, or Random Topic, but whatev
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 24, 2012, 12:45:55 AM
John:  I don't know what my feelings are doing!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 24, 2012, 02:40:54 AM
$10 says Meenah's name was mispelled JUST so it would hit the six letter troll thing ("Meena" is Hindu for Pisces).
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 26, 2012, 03:22:36 AM
Aranea.  Okay, sure.  An alternate Mindfang that got sent to a different period in history.  Why not?  It does help my theory that the new Kid's universe was created by a new Troll's universe, if nothing else.

Or rather, the old Troll's universe, before the first scratch.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Loona on March 26, 2012, 07:23:12 PM
Started on Homestuck the other day and now I'm halfway into the intermission tidbit after act 3 where the card-themed gangsters and dealing with the green billiards-themed gangsters with time-based skills - I haven't read Problem Sleuth, but this part sounds like something that might fit in that one... I'm not expcted to read that too to make sense of future events, if this part is even relevant later on, am I.
With what I do know of Homestuck, some messing around with timelines is kinda expected, so the time-manipulation skills of these antagonists seems like they may not be completely irrelevant to the bigger picture...

Give where I am in the plot, I'm yet to come across the troll characters directly, but I'd be surprised if the actual troll shennanigans manage to top the shennanigans between Rose and her mom, that's shit gets pretty insane
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

With all the pics of the trolls wearing zodiac signs (and having their Pesterchum handles using similar associations), I got the slight impression the decoration around the kids' houses might be going for an alternate pattern - John had harlequins and Rose magicians, and that briefly reminded me of the first major arcana in tarot, The Fool and The Magician - but then the other kids' didn't follow things so directly, although they had sort of recurring elements that applied to them too (only one (mostly) adult figure in their lives with whom they have a strange relationship, and more or less recurring decoration elements around their houses - although less-consistently so for Jade) - the closest I could see to a continuation of that hypothetical pattern is seeing the puppets at Dave's as The Hanged Man, and the huge variety and lots of actual Earth globes at Jade's as The World (which would be kinda fitting, as she seems to be a really big deal in the plot).
I'm probably seeing way too much into this, especially considering there seem to be no other 48 kids, or actual characters for that matter to whom such a pattern could apply.

Still, it's looking interesting, even if part of the charm's probably derived from how simple stuff looks most of the time to then impresses later on with huge animations with music, along with intriguing text and cryptic stuff everywhere.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 26, 2012, 07:37:30 PM
You're not reading too much into it.  There is an insanely labyrinthine web of interconnecting, recurring themes and references in Homestuck.  Hell, I've been reading it for a year and there's still shit I'm just now noticing.  Like how all of the shitty movie posters in John's room were meant to foreshadow major plot events.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Loona on March 26, 2012, 07:59:53 PM
I'm probably seeing way too much into this, especially considering there seem to be no other 48 kids, or actual characters for that matter to whom such a pattern could apply.

Gah, I got the numbers confused - the number of major arcana is 21, not 52 - I'm almost sure the comic has that many characters in total, at least - it seems possible to get some far-fetched associations between those and more characters, but that'd be really forcing it at this point.

I hope there's more of John's dad later on, his scenes scenes have a crazy yet contained feel to them that seems to work well, I hope he lmanages to stick around - it's pretty surprising to see what he survived and how so far, at least.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 26, 2012, 09:25:31 PM
John: The Fool
Rose: The Magician
Dave: Death (all the preserved dead things he keeps)
Jade: The World

Karkat: Temperance (brings people together)
Terezi: Justice (duh)
Tavros: Wheel of Fortune (wheelchair and always unlucky)
Vriska: Judgement (apocalypse buff)
Nepeta: The Lovers (shipper)
Gamzee: The Devil (SPOILERS)
Sollux: The Hierophant (SPOILERS)
Equius: Strength (I love being STRONG)
Eridan: The Emperor (Highblood male)
Feferi: The Empress (Highblood female)
Kanaya: The Sun (only troll that can survive in it)
Aradia: The High Priestess (can commune with the dead, like a priest)

Leaves The Hermit, The Star, The Moon, The Hanged Man, and The Chariot unaccounted for. You could possibly apply them to the Exiles as there are five of 'em, but I don't think they match up too well.

Got nothing for Post-Scratch tho
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Loona on March 27, 2012, 12:31:59 PM
Leaves The Hermit, The Star, The Moon, The Hanged Man, and The Chariot unaccounted for. You could possibly apply them to the Exiles as there are five of 'em, but I don't think they match up too well.

Can't really comment on the trolls as I haven't reached their chapters yet, but I have caught a glipse of one of them hung by his wrists with handcuff that look like the Gemini symbol...

Still, as for the exiles, of which I've only seen 3 yet, I could see the "postwoman" one being The Chariot (transportation, carrying things toward their destination) and perhaps the sniper guy at the top of the tower as The Hermit, as I'm yet to see him leave his spot - his Judge-Dredd-like thoughts on being the Law have something of Judgement to them. WV's mayor fantasies of being the center of someone else's world could be something of a Star thing, but with that being such a delusional notion, could be Moon too (as the moon only reflects light, has none of its own). Things should clear up as I move further into this.

Wait a second, where's The Tower (usually a symbol of a major effort going very very wrong)? Sniper exile guy could fit there maybe?

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Got nothing for Post-Scratch tho

Maybe it resets then - the funny thing about extracting a narrative out of the major arcana is that The Fool is both the bigenning and end of it all (though possibly with very different meanings at each end - at the beginning it's plain ignorance and action despite it, while the end may imply behaviour that seems foolish, but which may be derived of a clearer understand of things after perceiving The World as it is). Then again, not idea if any character, especially John, makes it in some form past that stage of the story...


Edit: dumb ol' me, it's 22 major arcana, not 21, no wonder The Tower was missing.
while I'm at it, the official forums have something on it, but I'm not convinced of most of their suggestions: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?31592-Homestuck-Tarot-Cards
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 27, 2012, 09:52:26 PM
John: The Fool
Rose: The Magician
Dave: Death (all the preserved dead things he keeps)
Jade: The World

Karkat: Temperance (brings people together)
Terezi: Justice (duh)
Tavros: Wheel of Fortune (wheelchair and always unlucky)
Vriska: Judgement (apocalypse buff)
Nepeta: The Lovers (shipper)
Gamzee: The Devil (SPOILERS)
Sollux: The Hierophant (SPOILERS)
Equius: Strength (I love being STRONG)
Eridan: The Emperor (Highblood male)
Feferi: The Empress (Highblood female)
Kanaya: The Sun (only troll that can survive in it)
Aradia: The High Priestess (can commune with the dead, like a priest)

Leaves The Hermit, The Star, The Moon, The Hanged Man, and The Chariot unaccounted for. You could possibly apply them to the Exiles as there are five of 'em, but I don't think they match up too well.

Got nothing for Post-Scratch tho

The hermit- Post scratch gramps, living alone in his island of monsters
The moon- post scratch rose's mom -this one takes a bit of explaining : With Pisces as its ruling sign, the Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. At its darkest this can be a very scary card warning the querent of hidden enemies, mental illness, alcoholic blackouts or a bad drug trip. At its very best, however, the Moon is a card of genius, of mental breakthroughs, astonishing creativity, powerful magic, and intuition

The hanged man-Post scratch bro, all the puppets.

There hasnt been a lot of details revealed about post scratch nana but i bet she will fill up the star role, with the last troll being the Tower.( or , trade temperance with karkat and have karkat be tower since his path is what brought destruction )
The star
The Tower
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 28, 2012, 11:21:50 AM
Heh, how did i miss that with Karkat?! He is totally The Tower.

And yeah, under those rules I guess the last troll could be Temperance since one of its elements is "bringing together opposites."

So are you suggesting uu and UU are the same troll?

EDIT:

Hussie's Tumblr said:
Oh yeah…

The album. Remember that?

Honestly I’m not even sure what’s going on with it right now. It’s hung up on some legal minutia for the time being. There are more than twice as many people involved as the previous biggest album, and all of them are new, so there’s a lot to sort out. It’s like 99.999% done, but you know how it goes. That last 0.001% can drag on for weeks. Or maybe you don’t know how it goes? FYI, that’s how it goes.

It’s still around the corner though. Don’t worry, you’ll get to hear it soon.
Legal trouble with the Sound Team?! Who woulda figured?!

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 28, 2012, 06:20:54 PM
Legal trouble with the Sound Team?! Who woulda figured?!
The first thing that came to mind when I read it was that maybe they were trying to license a song. Maybe it's another Dianne Warwick song? Although I have no idea what else they could do.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 28, 2012, 06:40:34 PM
So are you suggesting uu and UU are the same troll?
personally i believe that gamzee ancestor has killed everyone in his session and is having bipolar conversations with the kids.

Quote
Hussie's Tumblr said:
Oh yeah…

The album. Remember that?

Honestly I’m not even sure what’s going on with it right now. It’s hung up on some legal minutia for the time being. There are more than twice as many people involved as the previous biggest album, and all of them are new, so there’s a lot to sort out. It’s like 99.999% done, but you know how it goes. That last 0.001% can drag on for weeks. Or maybe you don’t know how it goes? FYI, that’s how it goes.

It’s still around the corner though. Don’t worry, you’ll get to hear it soon.
Legal trouble with the Sound Team?! Who woulda figured?!
One of the artists copyrighted his songsand they cant "apparently" release it via the site due to that.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 28, 2012, 11:09:09 PM
Well, kick that jackass off the album then.  Making things difficult for everybody.  >:(

I'm relatively sure that uu and UU are the same person, but I don't think they're any of the ancestors.  I'm thinking that this instance of the troll's universe had a session meant to be played by 13 trolls instead of 12, and that uU killed the rest of them either before it started or after it was done.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 29, 2012, 01:24:21 PM
More Terezi character development!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 29, 2012, 09:52:16 PM
Is anyone else starting to feel like all of this drawn out exposition about what each class and aspect does or represents is getting a little heavy handed?  I mean I don't mind knowing more about how they work, but having Aranea just suddenly blurt out "oh by the way I am a sylph and sylph is a healer class" feels pretty ham-fisted.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 29, 2012, 09:55:52 PM
If she just offered to heal Terezi and leave it at that, I think it would've been better IMO and we probably would've been able to draw conclusions from that.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 29, 2012, 10:01:52 PM
-terezi
-good
pick one.
Shes daredevil ffs
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 29, 2012, 10:06:47 PM
Nah I think refusing the healing was expected and good for her character. Just saying Aranea could've done something like gone God-Tier, either offering to heal her or just temporarilu healing her, then Terezi refusing it. Without the whole thing about being a sylph and it being her job to heal people and stuff.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 29, 2012, 10:08:55 PM
Just saying, in order to explain terezi powers they literally said she worked like daredevil while showing a pic of her fighting with her cane in daredevil configuration.

Hussie has always explained stuff around her in a bit of a ham fisted way.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on March 29, 2012, 10:10:07 PM
-terezi
-good
pick one.
Shes daredevil ffs
what are you even talking about
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 29, 2012, 10:17:14 PM
Just saying, in order to explain terezi powers they literally said she worked like daredevil while showing a pic of her fighting with her cane in daredevil configuration.

Hussie has always explained stuff around her in a bit of a ham fisted way.

Yeah, but lately it's trending toward being just a ton of text dumps full of expository dialogue.  Like when UU was telling Dirk about his role as a Prince, and then for no reason went off of a very long tangent about how Bards work.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Loona on March 30, 2012, 02:46:31 PM
Finally reached a point when troll text and occasional images are occasionally covered. The female one with red shades just threathened John in a pretty big way I'm not sure long time reader still remember, but considering they've been implying time's flowing the opposite way for them, I get the feeling this will not end well further down the line for the boy.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 30, 2012, 06:24:48 PM
Oh it all works out for the best, believe me
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 30, 2012, 10:06:49 PM
I get the feeling this will not end well further down the line for the boy.

Errmm... You're sort of right and wrong at the same time.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Loona on March 31, 2012, 07:36:37 PM
I get the feeling this will not end well further down the line for the boy.

Errmm... You're sort of right and wrong at the same time.

That alternate timeline where the jetpack shenannigans get him killed and make futute Dave prototype himself into his own sprite?...

Reached this recap, might be handy for someone curious or for some reminders: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003574
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 31, 2012, 09:31:09 PM
Ah yes, the first (and nowhere near last) recap. And now I recognize Eyes5's Lil Cal.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 02, 2012, 05:01:10 AM
I guess that's the end of Homestuck.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 02, 2012, 08:01:20 AM
THEORY: The Hussie that got offed was an alternate timeline Hussie that he relocated.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Loona on April 02, 2012, 02:49:13 PM
I guess that's the end of Homestuck.

Whatever happens, as I'm yet to reach current chapters, Hussie isn't above being so meta that he'd use April Fools expectations to keep people wondering about canon.


Ended act 4 last night - how come Jack Noir is supposed to be such a big threat if Strider Kamina Dave's Bro can fight him to a standstill or something? Wouldn't handling him then just be a matter of messing around with time to have a bunch of them simultaneously taking on the guy?

Also came across the time paradox baby clones of the guardians - kinda surprised that John's dad isn't one of them, replaced by the Nanna - I wonder  if he still manages to play a relevant role later on. That scene of him holding hand with Rose's mom was interesting. Also, I get the feeling only Rose sees any passive-aggressive antogonism between the 2 of them, taken at face value and given everything else shown so far, that mom's been remarkably loving and protecting, even  despite the constant booze - and some foreknowledge implied by the guardian paradox clone thing just seems to add to that...
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 02, 2012, 09:16:41 PM
I forget if it got explained at this point in time, but every time Dave manipulates time, he breaks off alternate timelines, and each of those extra Daves will eventually get offed somehow, so it's highly possible that either Jack could kill all the Daves off all at once, or others intervene (ie: Diamonds Droog).

As far as your specific Jack Noir question goes, well, just keep reading, you'll see.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Loona on April 02, 2012, 11:40:58 PM
I forget if it got explained at this point in time, but every time Dave manipulates time, he breaks off alternate timelines, and each of those extra Daves will eventually get offed somehow, so it's highly possible that either Jack could kill all the Daves off all at once, or others intervene (ie: Diamonds Droog).

I don't think that was covered in such detail but doens't surprise me.

what does surprise me is how soon another recap came up, but then again, the latest animation was quite eventful: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003888

Quote
As far as your specific Jack Noir question goes, well, just keep reading, you'll see.

Bro + that particularly armed bunny then?...
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 03, 2012, 12:40:19 AM
The bunny can't because it was built to protect John, and now that it's found him, it's not likely to go gallavanting around the planets on its own.

Still, keep reading, all will be explained in due time.

Spoiler: MIGHT RUIN IT FOR LOONA??? (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 03, 2012, 12:44:10 AM
^ Which one was that?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 03, 2012, 02:51:53 AM
Peaches: Enter
Title: B33N C4UGHT ST34L1NG ONC3 WH3N 1 W4S F1V3
Post by: Jango on April 03, 2012, 08:10:39 AM
the new Homestuck album came out and PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHA THEY ACTUALLY GOT CAUGHT PLAGIARIZING

http://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/20394523143/frozen-synapse-and-indigo-archer
http://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/20395391831/source-of-what-was-once-purple-tyrant-by-paul
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Loona on April 03, 2012, 01:27:28 PM
Spoiler: MIGHT RUIN IT FOR LOONA??? (click to see content)

Weirdness is expected and Hussie messes with expectation a lot, but I haven't been aware of any recent wave of detractors...
No flash animations since my last reading session, but I'd say the pacing has improved a lot now that the trolls are being introduced, even if the story no longer has to bother introducing all the game mechanics, it's doing a great job of handling a larger number of characters, even if it's yet to go through all of them.

The handling of Equius was particularly good - first it's all "oh man, this guy's an ass, let's not deal with him", then it makes him all chaste-focused, yet kinda mellowed out by Nepeta, and that factor of his borders on some twisted self-hate which kinda bubbles when dealing with Gamzee and (for the time being for me) peaks with his meeting with Aradia (holy shit that scene...).
Terezi still seems like an ass, but a more ethical ass,which kinda seems easier with Vriska around.

I'm getting kinda interested to see how the grimAuxiliatrix one is getting introduced - her chatting/trolling has seemed almost autistic, considering how she seems to dissect every interaction verbally, and for some reason almost all of her recent illustrations have her wielding a chainsaw for no apparent reason - I guess that'll be her weapon type ("chainsawkind"?), but those seems seem kinda random.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 03, 2012, 01:41:54 PM
the new Homestuck album came out and PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHA THEY ACTUALLY GOT CAUGHT PLAGIARIZING

http://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/20394523143/frozen-synapse-and-indigo-archer
http://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/20395391831/source-of-what-was-once-purple-tyrant-by-paul

Yeah, on the fan-submission album.  That the music team had absolutely nothing to do with making.


Now, what in the blue hell did I just watch?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 03, 2012, 05:31:15 PM
You just HAD to ruin my "now it's gotcha in the ass" parade, didn't you.

I will say though, I noticed the newer albums are falling under more scrutiny than before, and apparently regardless of the team's involvement, they're building a rep for that.

ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Generic Hipster #117 on April 13, 2012, 05:33:56 AM
So, 4/13 tomorrow guys. Shit's about to go down.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 13, 2012, 08:30:28 AM
HUSSIE I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SPEND THE LAST 10 DAYS JERKING OFF, WHAT'S WITH THIS UPDATE?!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 13, 2012, 10:27:48 PM
Hey, you try maintaining a webcomic after being shot to death.

On another note, the other half of the submission album is out now, and I'm really liking Jane's theme.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 14, 2012, 07:56:37 AM
The flash he put out was actually kinda fun, although I coulda used less backtracking for the puzzle solving
Title: WOAWW BWEE!
Post by: Jango on April 15, 2012, 01:10:59 AM
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=043.jpg

That guitar's neck is almost as long as Tempest's
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: TempesT on April 15, 2012, 01:11:41 AM
I'll kill you
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 15, 2012, 01:46:31 AM
So uu and UU are looking to be the same person, right?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 15, 2012, 01:49:47 AM
It's almost impossible that they're not.  They may have separate dream selves, though.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 15, 2012, 02:12:32 AM
I'll kill you
Hang on, lemme climb onto this quest bed first
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 15, 2012, 02:46:06 AM
Hussie made a walkthrough (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/A6A3walkthrough.gif) for the the game if you're a big idiot face.

:EDIT:  oH.  gOoD.  lOrD.  tHe BaRd Of RaGe ReTuRnS.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on April 16, 2012, 06:51:41 PM
Jane hasnt prototyped her guardian.
Nor did any of the other kids in the new session so far.

If our delightful bard is still carrying the heads you do realize what this could potentially mean?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 16, 2012, 08:58:58 PM
Equiusprite :o :o :o
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 16, 2012, 10:30:40 PM
inb4 Jaspersprite X Nepetasprite fanart.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 17, 2012, 08:38:09 AM
OH MY GOD GAMZEE YOU SICK FUCK
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on April 17, 2012, 04:11:30 PM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

All it took was nanna ashes.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 17, 2012, 09:53:43 PM
Jesus Juggalo Christ Gamzee what are you doing that is not okay.

Oh yeah, and this:

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2012/04/webhomestuck2.png)

Looks like Book 2 will contain all of Act 2.  No word on a price or release date yet.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 18, 2012, 10:12:05 AM
Iced owes me a kajillion bajillion dollars for correctly guessing that the kernelsprite was gonna be a fusion of two trolls
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 18, 2012, 11:21:18 AM
Iced owes me a kajillion bajillion dollars for correctly guessing that the kernelsprite was gonna be a fusion of two trolls
I guessed that too! Also to Iced!!!


also WHAT THE FUCK  TAVRISPRITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on April 18, 2012, 11:28:22 AM
Motherfucking miracles.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 18, 2012, 01:06:29 PM
:stare:  Let's hope he stays away from the other kid's planets.  I don't think I could handle a Nepequiusprite.

I'm starting to feel bad for Jane.  She's already flipping the fuck out, and she doesn't even know how fucked up her session really is yet.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Generic Hipster #117 on April 19, 2012, 06:13:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/cGVCR.png)

Someone said Nepequiusprite?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 20, 2012, 04:55:20 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava3.png[/avatar]^ NO.

I love the fact that Hussie's self-insertion has escalated to the point where he is now able to actively engage his characters in their own world, and all he's doing with it is stalking Vriska. 
Title: REODEO
Post by: Jango on April 23, 2012, 10:06:46 PM
PHTHppbbb (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=044.jpg)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 25, 2012, 03:53:20 AM
So it's now officially confirmed that uu and UU are the s-PFFFFHAHAHAHAHA HOPYWOODOO
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 25, 2012, 04:03:27 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-6.png[/avatar]sbahj the movovie
sbahj the the film
sbahj the movle
sbahj the moive

I would pay a lot of money to see these films.  I'm not even lying.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 25, 2012, 04:15:30 AM
But who was chained up?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 25, 2012, 04:19:58 AM
They were talking about Roxy's Mom's books, so it was probably Calmasis.  Then again, Calmasis pretty much only exists to be foreshadowing for uU, so take that however you want.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 26, 2012, 04:26:21 AM
I dunno what's worse, Guy Fieri rewriting the constitution, or Shaggy2Dope and Violent J both being the last freely elected president.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 26, 2012, 04:31:43 AM
By "worse" do you mean AMAZING???
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 26, 2012, 10:11:35 PM
I meant "worse" but I changed my mind imagining a rap-off with Guy Fieri and ICP
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 26, 2012, 10:41:57 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava9.png[/avatar]At long last, Homestuck is revealed for what it truly is:  An incredibly elaborate long-form Insane Clown Posse fanfiction.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Loona on April 29, 2012, 04:25:36 AM
Spent some time without reading, but finally reached the 3rd recap: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005138

Odd mention of a "most important character in Homestuck" - I wonder if it's supposed to be that UU person people have mentioned here - the brief glipse there was of it made it look like a troll though, but the shading was pretty odd so it could be a red herring... t certainly didn't look like Bec, which would have made a lot of sense at this point...
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 29, 2012, 04:35:33 AM
Oh, there's no mystery there.  It's Gamzee.

Gamzee is the most important character in Homestuck.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 29, 2012, 05:10:55 AM
I remember scoffing at that then freaking out when it turned out to be right.

EDIT: Over 9000 joke (induces vomitting)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 30, 2012, 12:18:33 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-4.png[/avatar]Oh goody.  More text-wall class/aspect exposition.
Title: Jailbreak II: Jack's Revenge
Post by: Jango on May 01, 2012, 05:17:11 AM
Oh lordy a pumpkin appeared in the cell.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on May 01, 2012, 05:19:59 AM
what pumpkin?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Loona on May 02, 2012, 11:49:04 AM
Oh, there's no mystery there.  It's Gamzee.

Gamzee is the most important character in Homestuck.

Yeah, it became clearer when his makeup showed all messed up a few scenes later.

Kanaya's kick to his protein chute pretty much qualified as a Tekken rank launcher, so she's the best character in Homestuck.

Closer to the final stretch now with the "new" kids: funny how bro/Dirk/Strider Kamina turned out to be almost a human Equius and how they kept Roxy's drinking habits. I wonder if Jake's t-shirt symbol looking like the ominous villain figure that took over white text guy will be acknowledged later on. Still can't pinpoint an origin to Jane's though.

Not sure if the other major villain that's clearly getting her fins in anything (Derse, the Crocker corp, plus incoming adult troll invasion) is Feferi's ancestor figure/predessessor/whatever, or if Feferi's behaviour was an act all along - than grin during her death reveal was kind of creepy, and other troll death reveals didn't give out that kind of vibe.

uu/UU feel like what would happen if Nepeta and Karkat had twins, and the fact that that symbol on her sleve looks like half of Karkat's cancer sign "helps", although this is probably very very wrong.

About 200 pages to go, can't wait to see how gigantically wrong I am about all this.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on May 02, 2012, 11:56:12 AM
I actually like how Jake's symbol got explained
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on May 02, 2012, 03:49:01 PM
FYI Loona, the symbol on Jane's shirt is actually one of the beasts from Problem Sleuth redesigned to resemble John's Green Slime Ghost.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on May 02, 2012, 11:10:39 PM
You're Welcome (http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/22208186938/softowl-ipgd-softowl-derples-a-little)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on May 03, 2012, 01:58:23 PM
Man, Jack is very not good at Jailbreak.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on May 03, 2012, 02:03:27 PM
He does seem pretty good at Se7en, though...

if there were pumpkins in Se7en
Title: Hussie vs O'Malley: Fate of Two Hipsters
Post by: Jango on May 06, 2012, 10:09:32 AM
So Andrew Hussie and Bryan Lee O'Malley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Lee_O%27Malley) went to the Toronto Comic Arts Festival, and engaged in a round of one-uppery on a fan's flier.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

Bryan Lee O'Malley said:
lol. they challenged me to outdo Andrew Hussie’s signature (he signed it first)

Source: http://radiomaru.tumblr.com/post/22499751513/filminmotion-probably-the-best-thing-i-could
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on May 14, 2012, 04:42:37 AM
You cannot hope to beat DD in a not-giving-a-fuck-off.  He is simply the best there is.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on May 17, 2012, 11:43:48 PM
Love that Midnight Crew number although OH GOD DON'T GET CLOSER TO MEENAH, JAKE
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on May 18, 2012, 12:11:27 AM
Why?  It's not like she can kill him.  If she does, it'll only wake him up. 

Also, if the first book was meant to demonstrate how Homestuck would work in print format, I can only assume that the second book is meant to demonstrate precisely how heavy Colonel Sassacre's text is.  I'm pretty sure this damn thing qualifies as a tome.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on May 21, 2012, 06:01:58 AM
UU and uu have different blood colors now?! What?

I mean if it's one troll it could be lying but so far, Hussie hasn't made characters outright lie before about serious plot points.

EDIT: Theory

UU and uu are the same person but represent a "glitch" which allows them to have different blood colors. Aranea says that the Alpha kids (or at least Jake) will find the power to defeat Lord English, who was stated to be indestructable unless he is defeated by exploiting time "glitches."

In the book series Complacency of the Learned, Calmasis fights Zazzerpan in a final decisive duel which (IIRC) ends in Calmasis' favor.

What I'm saying is UU and uu are the keys to defeating Lord English.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on May 23, 2012, 03:54:04 AM
I want to post my favorite panel from today's update but I cannot witbout spoiling the punchline buildup so just settle for this

(http://www.imgur.com/iPrgO.jpg)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on May 23, 2012, 03:57:35 AM
Sweet Rox and Hella Jake.

I'm sticking with my theory that uU is really one schizophrenic troll with two separate dream selves.  After this update it seems like it's leaning more and more toward that being the truth.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on May 23, 2012, 04:08:26 AM
I want to post my favorite panel from today's update but I cannot witbout spoiling the punchline buildup so just settle for this

http://www.imgur.com/iPrgO.jpg
I too love "The image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer available" picture

>:[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on May 23, 2012, 04:36:16 AM
Weird it's loading up fine for me.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on May 23, 2012, 04:43:30 AM
After this update it seems like it's leaning more and more toward that being the truth.
I dunno, them having different blood colors definitely throws a wrench into that idea.

Weird it's loading up fine for me.
Well now i'm gonna spend the rest of my life wondering what it was. >:[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on May 23, 2012, 04:52:11 AM
After this update it seems like it's leaning more and more toward that being the truth.
I dunno, them having different blood colors definitely throws a wrench into that idea.

Well, they have separate bodies as their dream selves.  The two personalities could have different blood colors there.  They might even have a completely different blood color in their real body.

I was thinking more about the way that uu went out of his way to clarify that he planned to kill UU's dream self, and not her real self.  If they were two people and he really wanted to kill her, why wouldn't he kill her real self and be done with it?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on May 24, 2012, 02:37:47 AM
Lime plus red = brown, the troll is tavros, UU is rufio uu is pipa pan
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on May 24, 2012, 12:18:26 PM
(http://www.imgur.com/RVMi5.jpg)
Best pickup line evar
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on May 24, 2012, 09:06:56 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava9.png[/avatar]I cannot WAIT until we meet uu in person.  This guy is a laugh riot.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on May 25, 2012, 10:41:30 AM
Still think so now?!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on May 25, 2012, 01:17:38 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-6.png[/avatar]Yes. :D
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on May 25, 2012, 09:06:36 PM
Was that a Red Miles tendril coming from somewhere on the last Dirk panel?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on May 29, 2012, 03:56:43 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-6.png[/avatar]How much do you want to bet that some over-zealous fan has already started writing Nepetaquest?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on May 29, 2012, 07:54:29 AM
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=185
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?43174-NEPETAQUEST-2011-Thread-5-2012-Edition

That's a bit of an understatement, especially in the second link

EDIT: http://mspfanventures.com/?adv=588&id=1

GENIUS
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on May 29, 2012, 08:09:47 AM
holy shit this is great

EDIT: ahahahaha infinite crisis wall punching ROT CON.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Blackmore on May 29, 2012, 09:13:45 AM
Okay, is there any way to read a summary of this series so far, or to a certain extent?

Because no matter how many times I try to like it, and to read it, I just can't go through it without raging at how horribly stupid it comes off as sometimes.
 :S
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on May 29, 2012, 09:53:08 AM
Act One is hard to get into but it picks up after that.

BUT IF YOU INSIST:

Recap 1: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003574
Recap 2: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003888
Recap 3: http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005138
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on May 29, 2012, 01:02:33 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava3.png[/avatar]
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=185
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?43174-NEPETAQUEST-2011-Thread-5-2012-Edition

That's a bit of an understatement, especially in the second link


:stare:

And that is why I avoid fan-fiction like the gogdamn plague. 
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Blackmore on May 29, 2012, 10:57:50 PM
Act One is hard to get into but it picks up after that.

BUT IF YOU INSIST:

Recap 1: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003574
Recap 2: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003888
Recap 3: http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005138

Thank you kindly.

Nice how there's links to certain parts that I can at least go to if I feel like getting back into the comic itself.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 02, 2012, 06:14:14 AM
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006908

WH4T 1S TH1S BULLSH1T?!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 02, 2012, 06:32:52 AM
Seer of Mind powers???
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 02, 2012, 04:55:08 PM
I'm actually more concerned with why Meenah seems to be enjoying that vicious drubbing so much.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 03, 2012, 05:25:23 AM
Guys guys guys it's the fact that Terezi is speaking lowercase that's got me confused!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 03, 2012, 03:53:56 PM
Guys guys guys it's the fact that Terezi is speaking lowercase that's got me confused!
She's whispering.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 06, 2012, 05:00:45 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava3.png[/avatar]Poor little bunny.  It never did get put back in the box.   :'(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 08, 2012, 06:33:54 AM
Let's all spam Titiln's Inbox with this:

(http://www.imgur.com/VJnzu.jpg)

EDIT: augh now I really can't tell if they're both the same troll or not.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 08, 2012, 12:04:17 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordchocolatemilk.png[/avatar]Geri's Game, anyone?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 08, 2012, 04:41:29 PM
Let's all spam Titiln's Inbox with this:

http://www.imgur.com/VJnzu.jpg
why
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 13, 2012, 02:23:58 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava2.png[/avatar]Anyone want to take a stab at guessing what the flippety fuck is going on here?
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 13, 2012, 05:12:46 PM
Jane and Roxy are having a sloppy make out session while Dirk and uu watch on.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 13, 2012, 05:49:44 PM
An attempt at drawing John Lennon without looking at the window?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 16, 2012, 04:47:36 AM
(http://f0.bcbits.com/z/22/96/229691345-1.png)

The card in Jake's hand.  I can't help but think that that is going to mean something later on.  Because everything always means something later on.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 16, 2012, 05:49:02 AM
The Hunk Rump represents how the sound team subliminally wants its fans to take it up the ass
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 17, 2012, 08:26:21 PM
(http://www.imgur.com/4cs7i.jpg)

Okay hussie I won't post the real image just this once.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 17, 2012, 10:28:43 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordshades.png[/avatar]I totally called this months ago, and all y'all thought I was being stupid.  Well who's laughing now?
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on June 17, 2012, 10:39:03 PM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

The tumblr fans are raging and crying.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 17, 2012, 11:38:48 PM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Wait a tick...

Anyone want to take a stab at guessing what the flippety fuck is going on here?
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

One of the scribbles has red spirals, a red bowtie, and a green suit.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on June 17, 2012, 11:41:08 PM
no shit, UU said it was him and dirk while roxy and jane were on the floor.

UU and uu are the same race as english, in fact UU might be english but i wouldnt bet on it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 17, 2012, 11:45:02 PM
I know that first bit, it was the red spirals i was mainly pointing out.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on June 18, 2012, 12:00:18 AM
red spiral is UU cheek , green spirals are uu

also callilope cal lil  ope => lil cal
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 18, 2012, 12:35:31 AM
:flipout: :flipout: :flipout: :flipout: :flipout: :flipout: :flipout: :flipout: :flipout: :flipout: :flipout: :flipout:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Generic Hipster #117 on June 18, 2012, 03:14:38 AM
red spiral is UU cheek , green spirals are uu

also callilope cal lil  ope => lil cal

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 19, 2012, 08:22:30 AM
Oh lawd is dat sum ~ATH codebook?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 20, 2012, 08:17:19 AM
OH GOD THE PENISES ARE BACK
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 21, 2012, 02:43:43 PM
I thought for sure there was gonna be a fakeout regarding Calliope and UU, but I guess it's official that they share a body.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 21, 2012, 03:31:18 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordchocolatemilk.png[/avatar]The moral of this story is that Person Man is always right about these sort of things, and you should always listen to him.

:EDIT:  :stare:

Is that what I think it is?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 22, 2012, 04:42:16 AM
I think so. It would explain all the leftover stuff from the veil, and... Oh dear.

Guys I think we're gonna have to say goodbye to our favorite trolls.

EDIT: Oh yeah so fun story, I have yet to meet someone on this island who is a Homestuck fan (save for a coworker's husband who confronted me about a link I posted on his wife's FB, which turned him into a fan). Thus, I keep my kid bro on top of the series although I mostly censor his experience by summarizing chatlogs and showing important panels and flashes because he's, well, a kid (he's 10). When I got the black John Egbert shirt, he was amazed it existed so I bought him Jane Crocker's shirt a week ago so we'd have opposite shirts.

While I was at work yesterday, he left me a voicemail saying that while he was hanging out at the mall (WITH OUR MOTHER NO LESS) he heard a girl go "OH MY GOD IS THAT JANE CROCKER'S SHIRT" and he turned to see an adult wearing Rose Lalonde's shirt and carrying a purse with a bunch of Homestuck pins on it. Of course my bro, being the stoic 10-year-old he is basically just responded "Yes, it is." Apparently they had a geek off about the series (I keep him up to date although it's mostly me summarizing and occasionally showing panels/flashes), and she got into how it's so hard for her to find fans of the series here and she was surprised to find such a young fan (she told him she was 25), and then... I dunno apparently he just walked off like nothing happened.

And then I consoled myself for missing on IRL validation of my fandom by going to the local pub for a pint of Guinness.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 22, 2012, 06:25:11 PM
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG

maybe
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 27, 2012, 09:49:41 AM
So all four Alpha kids died and nobody posted about it until now?!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 27, 2012, 05:27:27 PM
Jake and Dirk aren't dead!

I think! D:

WHAT IS GOING ON
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 27, 2012, 09:30:55 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/23_11_23_4_12748__safe_discord_vector_artist_mickeymonster_absurd_res_artist_zutheskunk_y_u_no.png[/avatar]Dammit Hussie, stop killing every character all the time!

That is, of course, assuming this isn't some giant 4x psycheout combo.  Which it probably is, given whose vantage point we're currently watching all of this through.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 28, 2012, 06:37:45 PM
SN1111111F
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 29, 2012, 12:53:49 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava2.png[/avatar]Now that I think about it, I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment on how awkwardly creepy Terezi actually is, what with all of the smelling (and occasionally tasting) everything.

:EDIT:  The cool has finally been lost.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on July 02, 2012, 08:13:00 AM
Now the moment we've all been waiting for: Dante "Rufio" Bosco just got to "that part." (http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/26133058630/what-the-hell-just-happened-hussie-are-you)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on July 02, 2012, 08:18:26 AM
noooooooooooooo Serenity
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on July 09, 2012, 10:22:59 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/23_11_23_4_12748__safe_discord_vector_artist_mickeymonster_absurd_res_artist_zutheskunk_y_u_no.png[/avatar]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIRK WHAT ACTUAL FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on July 09, 2012, 10:24:13 PM
here is what I went throuh when reading today's update
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WHAT
WHAT
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
huh that is not how I expected that then-theoretical first kiss to go ooh another flash
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on July 09, 2012, 10:39:32 PM
OK me and Iced were talking about what exactly happened

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on July 09, 2012, 10:45:58 PM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on July 18, 2012, 04:47:13 AM
LOL the robots entering
Title: EOA6A3
Post by: Jango on July 28, 2012, 11:23:20 AM
Oh hi Caliborn
RIP Calliope
Ditto to all the failed dreamselves.
OH NO NOT DAVE'S SHADES

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on July 28, 2012, 02:24:43 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-4.png[/avatar]This damn well better not be leading to a scene where someone says Calliope's name to Lord English and he turns all nice and shit.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on July 28, 2012, 03:55:01 PM
Caliborn changes to caliope: "am i kawaii uguu?"
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on July 28, 2012, 11:23:12 PM
I have no idea what just happened.[avatar]http://network.mugenguild.com/jmorphman/images/SignAvatar/jerriblankconfused.png[/avatar]
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on July 30, 2012, 11:25:42 AM
Caliborn's shirt is now on sale at Topatoco (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=MSPA-OPHIUCHUS&Category_Code=MSPA-TROLLS)

Also you can get embossed/signed Problem Sleuth Vol.4 but who gives a shit

     Posted: August 14, 2012, 09:19:42 AM
While we wait out this Homestuck drought, I found a TF2 Skin that makes me want to get back into TF2

(http://www.imgur.com/81Ura.jpeg)
http://gamebanana.com/tf2/skins/116344
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on August 31, 2012, 03:41:30 AM
HUSSIE'S BACK

but I can't play the game right now so I dunno what's gonna happen
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on August 31, 2012, 04:04:20 AM
Wow, it's been a while since we've had a playable update.  The last one was, what, way back when Terezi scratched the Homestuck disc?

#WhatTheFuckIsWithAllTheHashtags

:EDIT:  Jesus Jawbreaker Christ, does Kankri like to hear himself talk or what?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on August 31, 2012, 05:12:58 AM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on August 31, 2012, 05:34:47 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava9.png[/avatar]Aaaahaha Jango, your waifu's ancestor is a juicebox commercial from the 80's.  TOT4LLY R4DT4CUL4R 2 TH3 3XTR3M3.  XD
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on August 31, 2012, 06:12:06 AM
Terezi will never leave my heart, but Latula's pretty awesome from what I'm reading. Makes me proud to be a Libra.

     Posted: August 31, 2012, 08:41:10 AM
Also I just remembered from  a failure of a thread I did a while back (http://mugenguild.com/forum/topics/your-title-and-aspect-homestuck-139218.0.html) that I got Knight of Mind, which is exactly what Latula is.

:o
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on August 31, 2012, 09:02:08 AM
Aaaahaha Jango, your waifu's ancestor is a juicebox commercial from the 80's.  TOT4LLY R4DT4CUL4R 2 TH3 3XTR3M3.  XD
SH3 1S MY W41FU TOO >:[

also holy shit so much fucking text I'm tired as shit I should've gone to bed hours ago damn you Hussie
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: XCB on September 01, 2012, 02:23:48 AM
Not the biggest Homestuck fan, but GADAMN Porrim's design is awesome! O_O
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on September 01, 2012, 02:52:42 AM
spriter apparently leaked the designs for the upcoming characters, do not touch unless you want to know them
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

(http://i.imgur.com/Y9U4Z.jpg)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 01, 2012, 03:01:17 AM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Do not even ask on September 05, 2012, 02:27:38 AM
I haven't been following MSPA much since Act 6, but there's a MSPA vidya game kickstarter (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/14293468/homestuck-adventure-game)
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on September 05, 2012, 02:39:29 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava.png[/avatar]Oh cool.  I'd be willing to throw a little money at that once I have some I can throw.

Jesus Cashflow Christ, it's only been up a day and it's already raised $300K?  That's some Tim Schaffer level Kickstarter success.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on September 05, 2012, 03:11:56 AM
Time for Jango and Jmorphman to shell out $10k to make their fantrolls canon
Terezi is already canon. >8P

also I don't think we can get $100,000; we'd want our fan troll to survive beyond the first panel, yes?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on September 05, 2012, 05:11:44 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordballoon.png[/avatar]I'm not Terezi, I'm my original character Blerezi.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 05, 2012, 06:25:48 AM
The only fan troll I made was Qiaokeli Trono, and he was a blacksploitation troll. I don't have a pic, but here's what he had:

- An afro
- Horns were shaped like the shield and spears in the Kenyan flag
- Shutter shades
- Yellow Jacket, a chain, and platform shoes.
- Symbol was a dollar sign
- Typing gimmick was to double every instance of the letter "N," and to replace "S" with "$"
- His nickname was "Boss" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss_Nigger)
- His guardian was a fat monster that wrestled to protect him and was actually more skilled in combat than Qiaokeli was (http://snk.wikia.com/wiki/Kang_Jae-Mo)
- His trademark smile was like the Tiger Woods Nike smile.

Me and Iced were joking around about making a story where he's trying to get money for his pimping cult, and ends up causing every major event in Homestuck unintentionally (ie: he clears out a garbage heap for cash, after which, moments later, Tavros falls and is paralyzed when he gets thrown off the cliff), but I ran out of funny ideas (Tavros was pretty much the only one I thought of).

Also HOLY SHIT LEMONSNOUT PLUSHIE ME WANT, DAMN YOU HUSSIE SELL THAT IN THE MAIN STORE

EDIT: All the plushies got sold :'(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on September 05, 2012, 11:02:47 PM
For whatever reason, I find this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxRzR63adPo) a lot funnier now that we've actually met Kankri.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on September 06, 2012, 09:35:21 PM
"spitakes"


a soldier deployed to afhganisthan bought the fantroll 10k position.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 06, 2012, 11:37:08 PM
Holy fucking shit.

The only reason I haven't donated yet is because I'd like to at least see some progress before I do anything. I know he doesn't want to spoil the story or whatever, but it would at least be nice to have some teaser screenshots or even just a description of what genre it'd be. It's like giving money to a random poster in Idea Engineering.

Granted the stuff on his website shows that his team is at least capable of interesting side-projects but it needs more development.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on September 06, 2012, 11:59:47 PM
It's like giving money to a random poster in Idea Engineering.
I'd like to think that Hussie has a better reputation than a random poster wanting someone to make them Orochi Duck King. He is the father of our waifu!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 07, 2012, 12:05:49 AM
Orochi Duck King.
Hand me a cigarette, I just came.

It's not that I don't trust his rep, I'd just rather know what the product will be like. I mean, usually I see a kickstarter for a game, and there will be mockup screenshots, or an explanation of what the game will feature, etc etc. Nothing has been revealed so far.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Blackmore on September 07, 2012, 01:43:07 AM

I'm not Terezi, I'm my original character Blerezi.

Person Man, I love ya... and I respect ya... but did you have to quote that?  :1


But seriously, this is apparently Hussie's secret way of getting on my nerves for not catching up with Homestuck. I've yet to get past Act 3 (or was I still in the beginning of Hivebent or something) and I'm seeing ALL OF THIS STUFF.

Mother of God, I think I'll be 46 when I'm caught up by now.

But seriously, how is this new storyline of Homestuck, and is it worth reading through?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 07, 2012, 01:48:17 AM
It's okay, but unlike Hivebent where it starts out isolated from the ongoing story, there's no question that the main story is still involved.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on September 07, 2012, 03:36:09 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/131659120978.gif[/avatar]

I'm not Terezi, I'm my original character Blerezi.

Person Man, I love ya... and I respect ya... but did you have to quote that?  :1
Yes.  Yes I did.

Also, don't despair Jango!  Hussie said that he'll be adding more chances to get a scalemate plushie if the funding climbs high enough.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on September 07, 2012, 11:01:57 AM
Or you can send me money and i will have my plush making friend make one.
I would have to pettion her for a price first tho.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 07, 2012, 11:31:16 AM
That would be pretty cool (note: not kidding, PM me now)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on September 07, 2012, 12:03:33 PM
gather an email with visual information of the plushes, send it to me with all you can get. I will have her check it out and se if she thinks she has time to work on some.

Also, size matters, so put down whats the size you are expecting.

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 08, 2012, 06:20:50 AM
Know Your Meme did a video about it and it's horrible (http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/49273-homestuck). List of mistakes I spotted:

1) The hosts get the troll horn colors wrong
2) They show a bunch of fan trolls for examples of Alternians.
3) They said that there's a real Homestuck anime in progress when it's just a running gag.
4) They say Rufio is a recurring character when in reality, the actual character only appears in the panels Hussie makes out with him.
5) When showing examples of why Homestuck is popular, they threw in Problem Sleuth's SEPULCHRITUDE animation.
6) They called the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff stairs joke "The I Told You About The Stairs Joke"
7) They mention that the fate of humanity depends on how John/Rose/Dave/Jade play the game, but they're the only humans in this particular game.
8) I just KNOW they fucked up on buckets somehow.

Also I will get back to you shortly, Iced
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on September 08, 2012, 07:11:40 AM
suddenly, after 15 minutes after clicking a link to Know Your Meme, a present for Jango:
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/135/702/biggerscraggykat.gif)
okey dokey
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 08, 2012, 08:01:37 AM
I love you
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on September 08, 2012, 03:08:55 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordugh.png[/avatar]
Know Your Meme did a video about it and it's horrible (http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/49273-homestuck)

S-burb?  Really?  Ess-burb?  How hard is it to just say Sburb?  You know, like Sbemail.  If they were trying to say Sgrub, I could understand, but Sburb isn't that difficult to pronounce.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Blackmore on September 09, 2012, 05:21:00 AM
Speaking of Sburb, a Tumblr user (something like startbeta or something like that) has what appears to be a Sburb beta up for download, but various files within it make it look like a virus. (kill.me, remove.me)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 09, 2012, 07:04:41 AM
I know there's a Pesterchum IM client as well, and it has Hivebent functionality where you can code your typing gimmicks so that you can type normally and they still show up.

Tried it once but couldn't find anyone worthwhile to talk to. Everyone's gimmicks are fucking retarded (ie: every "e" is repeated four times IN CAPS).
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on September 09, 2012, 08:33:36 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/mlfw1900-132474651992.png[/avatar]This is a much better video discussing Homestuck than the awful Know Your Meme one:

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 09, 2012, 11:06:09 PM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

MY LIFE IS A LIE

     Posted: September 12, 2012, 06:03:28 AM
Jade and Davesprite broke up?! Wait, when did they start dating?! Why do these comparatively inconsequential things bother me more than the stuff I actually SHOULD be worried about?!

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on September 12, 2012, 02:39:57 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-4.png[/avatar]If someone were to ask me what was happening in Homestuck right now, I would have to tell them it was romantic troubles between a bright orange bird ghost and a witch girl who is also partially a dog, while another one of the main characters is having a violent existential crisis over a bad Nicolas Cage movie.

How soon can we get back to Kankri's long-winded social justice rants?  >_>
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on September 12, 2012, 04:43:55 PM
EMO JOHN AND JADE/DAVESPRITE

WHAT IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on September 14, 2012, 03:00:56 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordstatue.png[/avatar]Jesus Crazytown Christ, is this discussion actually happening right now?  Is John seriously asking about what I think he's asking about?

If he goes this far off the deep end because he realized Con Air sucks, he's probably going to go full Gamzee the next time he re-watches Little Monsters.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 19, 2012, 08:21:47 PM
That's pretty low for Davesprite
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on September 19, 2012, 08:44:33 PM
I'm actually concerned that
Spoiler: dumb plot speculation, does this need to be spoiled? I dunno shut up (click to see content)

also
(http://mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/tarot-photo-2.jpg)
SBaHJ drawn for real does not compute
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on September 19, 2012, 08:49:03 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordshrug.png[/avatar]I don't think he's dead, otherwise Jaspers and Nana would be dead too.  He is going to die though, seeing as how he's still a Dave from a failed timeline.  That might be why.

:EDIT:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfij0kINN01qffoyoo1_400.gif)

:EDIT OF AN EDIT: 
Holy hell, why do all of the ancestors except for Meenah suck so hard?  Well, Meulin's okay I guess, but Cronus is just the worst.  And Kurloz is somehow even more terrifying than Gamzee was.  O_O
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on September 25, 2012, 06:32:10 PM
Holy hell, why do all of the ancestors except for Meenah suck so hard?  Well, Meulin's okay I guess, but Cronus is just the worst.  And Kurloz is somehow even more terrifying than Gamzee was.  O_O
WH4T 4R3 YOU T4LK1NG 4BOUT
L4TUL4 1S SOOOOOOOOO R4D >:[

That said most of the ancestors do seem to be more self-centered and/or sociopathic than the ones we're used to. Latula, Mituna, Porrim, and Araena all seem pretty decent, but the rest are all absolutely bugnuts. But we haven't seen everyone yet. And Meulin and Meenah are still wildcards to me. Meulin probably has a split personality thing going on but who knows. Meenah, I think, is pretty decent too, but she did try to kill Roxy (and possibly Dave, Rose, and the surviving trolls). And the whole wanting to be like her post-crisisscratch version, but I think that she doesn't really comprehend the full gravity of the Empress's actions nor the evil the Empress has committed.

also HOLY SHIT RUFIO
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 02, 2012, 04:32:03 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordgoody.png[/avatar]When the hell did John become such a badass?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 02, 2012, 04:42:35 AM
HOLY FUCK YES DISTACTION

When the hell did John become such a badass?
He had a year to experiment with his powers? I dunno.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 02, 2012, 05:05:48 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordshrug.png[/avatar]I guess.  It's just weird to see John acting like he has the slightest clue what's going on.

Also, the Kickstarter just flew past the $2 Million mark.  2 million dollars.  Jesus Capital Christ.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 04, 2012, 04:26:26 PM
Bryan Lee O'Malley (Scott Pilgrim) interviewed Hussie! (http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/10/02/homestuck-interview-andrew-hussie-bryan-lee-omalley-ms-paint-adventures/) >:O
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 04, 2012, 11:07:02 PM
I liked how O'Malley kept comparing elements of Homestuck to Scott Pilgrim.

Although I think Hussie nailed it right on the head regarding the haters. While the fandom DOES get ridiculous, suddenly deciding to hate the series over it is bad.

One of my old online friends that I don't talk to a whole lot these days was a big fan of Homestuck. Then he went to a convention and saw all the Homestuck cosplayers (his sis also cosplayed as Nepeta), then he was EXTREMELY disappointed with The Felt album (which I also thought was shit. Also he loved the Midnight Crew album and wanted more of it and he thought The Felt would continue that style), and finally he got mad at all the killings that started happening in Act 5 and swore off the series completely.

 I mean I hate the Sound Team after ACT 4 (liked the Squiddles and Midnight Crew side albums tho), and the story definitely panders a lot, but I still love it for what it is.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 04, 2012, 11:40:54 PM
I liked how O'Malley kept comparing elements of Homestuck to Scott Pilgrim.
He wants to be besties with Hussie.

also are people shipping Hussie/O'Malley now? They did for uhh, what's it called, Hetalia (sic) guy for some reason, but O'Malley and Hussie have interacted! THAT MEANS THEY'RE IN LOVE
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 05, 2012, 03:47:40 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordhugz.png[/avatar]O'Hussey OTP.

I don't know if it's necessarily fair to say that it's become pandering.  I mean, you have to remember that for a pretty damn long time the story was literally being driven directly by the readers with the command submissions.  Going by what the fanbase wants to see has been a part of Homestuck since the beginning.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 05, 2012, 05:43:30 AM
You have a point. Mainly what I was complaining abot were the callbacks. The biggest offender IMO was the whole Flash where Terezi suits up and prepares to fight Vriska. It wasn't just a callback to the Dave vs Bro prep, it WAS the Dave vs Bro prep with Terezi and Vriska swapped out and a few scenes showing Redglare and Mindfang.

Although the more I hear the remix of Dave Owns that was in the flash, the more I like it.

EDIT: DOOH!!!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 05, 2012, 05:57:00 AM
Terezi suits up and prepares to fight Terezi
TOT4LLY HOT >:]
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 05, 2012, 06:06:17 AM
Hey! Facing oneself is the ultimate challenge!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 15, 2012, 10:14:21 PM
So how is Rufio supposed to be spelled >:?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 15, 2012, 11:22:34 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordchocolatemilk.png[/avatar]Rrufio.  You have to trill the r when you say it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 16, 2012, 02:19:29 AM
Guys after the last update, I have a new theory: Jack Noir is a good guy. Here's why.

Every kill Jack Noir made so far was to an individual that was going to die anyway. The Guardians' deaths are guaranteed to happen when the game starts, so if Jack didn't kill them, they would have died. The Exiles are basically unnecessary since their universe is doomed anyway. And finally, it could be argued that the Troll dreamselves he killed could potentially interfere with the outcome had they achieved God Tier, especially Eridan who was set to kill all his teammates.

"But wait," you say, "He DID kill important people." That is true. His kill list of important people are John, Rose, Dave, Jade (indirectly), and Aradia's Dreamself. What do all these people have in common? They ALL achieved Godhood shortly after he killed them (in fact, Jack Noir even ensures this happens for Jade). Rose and Dave needed to be killed so that their dreamselves would take over and find their Derse quest beds. The others are self-explanatory.

Also remember the game's model. Jack Noir is supposed to help the players overthrow or defeat the Queen. It may have gone out the window a long time ago, but then he prototypes with Bec. With his First Guardian prototyping, he now has knowledge of every aspect of the game, including Lord English. Jack kills no one of consequence prior to this point (he does not directly kill Dream Jade, and as we see, this is largely inconsequential and actually more beneficial). All of his kills have helped the player characters become stronger, preparing them for their fight against something stronger. He is now focused on overthrowing Lord English, and has raised up the individuals needed to do the job.

tl;dr Jack Noir is Severus Snape
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 16, 2012, 05:18:42 AM
His actions may have been indirectly helpful but he is in no way a good guy. He's a sociopathic jerk! >:[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 16, 2012, 06:08:05 AM
But he prototyped with Bec! He knows EVERYTHING

When we cut to Bec Noir holding Rose's mom while bawling like a baby, THEN we'll know who's right!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 16, 2012, 06:09:45 AM
Why would Bec know all of that? He's a dog.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 16, 2012, 06:29:14 AM
But when Jade ascended Godtier, she revealed that everything she learned is from the Green Sun, not the kernelsprite
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 16, 2012, 06:47:15 AM
I don't think Jack would care or even listen to the Green Sun. He'd be just as murderous as he is now.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 16, 2012, 06:52:01 AM
That's just what you're thinking. You forget the game's protocol that he ultimately helps the players.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 16, 2012, 07:30:10 AM
That's just what you're thinking. You forget the game's protocol that he ultimately helps the players.
Why would Jack give a shit about helping people?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 16, 2012, 08:12:21 AM
Because the game is set up like that
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 16, 2012, 08:18:47 AM
Because the game is set up like that
But Jack isn't. He's a useful tool for getting rid of the queen yes, but after that players have to get rid of him. That's his only purpose; the kid's version becoming so powerful was a fluke.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 16, 2012, 01:08:29 PM
It's also worthwhile to remember that while Jack may be a tool to help the players overthrow the Queen and King, this instance of Jack is a cancerous glitch caused by Karkat fucking up the breeding process of the kids universe.  He's not playing by whatever rules he's usually supposed to play by.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 22, 2012, 07:24:55 AM
Terezi/Gamzee is a pairing no one wanted ever! D:

unless Gamzee is lying to try and get a dirty rumor started to manipulate Karkat for nefarious purposes? Maybe? Please?

also translation (http://discoveringhomestuck.tumblr.com/post/34076841867/in-case-youre-wondering-what-damara-said-i-translated), and an easter egg: after Kanaya opens the door to the meteor you can use Damara and enter the meteor too. But only do it after you've reached the end of the game (i.e., get to the end where the menu pops up and says "the game is over" and then just walk back to the first room)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 23, 2012, 02:26:24 AM
Um.  Okay, wow.  So, Damara.  She, uh... she's quite a colorful character, isn't she?

It's kind of ironic how Aranea went on about how void players are fated to be blindingly unimportant, seeing as how Roxy kinda sorta just became one of the most important characters in the entire story.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Blackmore on October 23, 2012, 02:45:35 AM
Um.  Okay, wow.  So, Damara.  She, uh... she's quite a colorful character, isn't she?

Hussie:
"How can I piss off anime convention goers more than I already have by making Homestuck? I got it! I'll make a troll that will speak Japanese, so cosplayers will be drawn to cosplaying her, and spouting more shoddy Japanese than they usually do! IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN!"
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc6cn8RJPK1rb6h40o6_250.gif)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 23, 2012, 06:11:45 AM
I'm almost tempted to send the dialogue to one of my Japanese friends whose hobby involves reading English and Japanese versions of the same manga side-by-side and seeing how shoddy the translations are.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on October 23, 2012, 08:44:00 AM
he literally says ( when damara asks him ) that all the translations are made with google and as shitty as they could ever be. Some of them are half chinese.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 23, 2012, 08:54:30 AM
Nononono, I mean I'd like to see my friend react. She gets worked up over things like Viz not translating a word and sticking a liner note on the same page, or if a nuance isn't exactly right.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 23, 2012, 02:45:24 PM
seeing as how Roxy kinda sorta just became one of the most important characters in the entire story.
Do what now?

Nononono, I mean I'd like to see my friend react. She gets worked up over things like Viz not translating a word and sticking a liner note on the same page, or if a nuance isn't exactly right.
Kisama! What are you talking about you yatsu?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on October 23, 2012, 05:48:11 PM
*Zero-Sennin drubs Jmorphman with Terezi's Pyralsprite cane*

Damare, omae no nipponspeak wa terrible da yo

Also, read the updates that just got posted. In the fine tradition of Homestuck, Lalondes and alcohol continue to be a thing. :A
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 23, 2012, 06:06:14 PM
*Zero-Sennin drubs Jmorphman with Terezi's Pyralsprite cane*
WH4T W4S TH4T FOR >:?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on October 23, 2012, 07:19:43 PM
I Found Your Flagrant Misuse Of That Eastern Tongue To Be Particularly Offensive To My Sensitive Ocular Organs
In The Future Please Do Not Strive To Emulate Those Terrible Young Women At Eastern Animation Conventions Who Do The Same As What You Just Did Mister Pyrope
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 23, 2012, 09:30:05 PM
seeing as how Roxy kinda sorta just became one of the most important characters in the entire story.
Do what now?
Aranea said that she can't find the other cherub because English has been erasing any and all mention of her existence from reality, right?  If that's so, that means that Roxy is the only one in the universe(s?) that still knows Calliope's name.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 23, 2012, 09:40:16 PM
Oh, right.

Rose sure is hitting the booze pretty hard, she needs to be more moderate. She's not Roxy and probably hasn't built up any resistance!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 25, 2012, 03:52:24 AM
[avatar]http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw950_herrasmiehet.png[/avatar]I'm not sure what worries me more right now:  How alarmingly hammered Rose appears to be, or that she can still sound like an aloof know-it-all at this level of inebriation.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 26, 2012, 07:56:54 AM
Reactions in order of appearance as I read all of today's updates.

1. Okay, I guess I can live with Terezi hate-dating Gamzee.
2. Rose what are you doing... oh... OH
3. OH MY GOD, STAIRS
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on October 26, 2012, 08:39:27 PM
that terezi is such a ho, shes totes dating her ex boyfriend moirail while getting it on with the human.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnk
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 26, 2012, 10:17:37 PM
HOW D4R3 YOU SH3S 4 N1C3 L4DY
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 26, 2012, 10:48:07 PM
that terezi is such a ho, shes totes dating her ex boyfriend moirail while getting it on with the human.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnk
YOU 4R3 L1T3R4LLY TH3 WORST

H3R 4ND K4RK4T W4S N3V3R OFF1C14L 4ND N31TH3R W4S H3R 4ND D4V3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 26, 2012, 11:03:32 PM
For a blind girl she sure sees a lot of guys, huh?
:smug:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on October 26, 2012, 11:15:29 PM
You know what they say about a woman that licks you on the first date.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 26, 2012, 11:20:39 PM
YOU GUYS 4R3 JUST J34LOUS OF HOW 4W3SOM3 TH3 L1BR4 TROLL 1S >:[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 26, 2012, 11:46:27 PM
I can't completely deny that.  My patron trolls have both turned out to be crazy, shipping-obsessed catgirls.  Which, now that I think on it, would probably fit you better what with the way you act over Terezi.

Morph-Man, let's switch birthdays.  I should be the super cool and rad one, and you can get all hot and bothered over potential fictional makeouts.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 26, 2012, 11:49:41 PM
N4H >:|
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on October 27, 2012, 12:33:08 AM
Well my patron troll happens to be already taken by two of the nutjobs that post in this thread, so I've contented myself with Nepeta and Miss Fussyfangs for the most part.

And Aradia, but everyone loves Aradia. :33
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on October 27, 2012, 06:54:44 AM
If we were placing bets on what was going to happen next, I would've won like a billion dollars for today's stairs joke
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 27, 2012, 06:58:55 AM
oh god no Kanaya look out D:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on October 27, 2012, 01:28:37 PM
As far as psych-outs go, that was definitely one of the more well set-up ones.  Well played Hussie, you stupid jerk.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on October 27, 2012, 10:00:20 PM
 :doom:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 01, 2012, 09:26:50 AM
Old news, but Hurricane Sandy attacks Homestuck (http://extrastellar.com/post/34617066931), so if you wanted to know why the site was down, that's why.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 04, 2012, 10:45:06 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordstatue.png[/avatar]Oh god.  Oh god oh god oh god.  Calliope wasn't just writing fan-fiction about the kids.  She was writing self-insertion fan-fiction about her being there for things that actually happened.  UGH.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 04, 2012, 11:33:27 PM
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 05, 2012, 06:05:53 AM
It's the usual "have a logical plan that looks like it's going to work" routine before Hussie makes it go to shit. We were greeted with the idea that they were going to gather dead alternate universe selves and rally them against English, but with them fighting each other, they're just all in one space where they can be killed easily.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 05, 2012, 06:09:49 AM
What part of Meenah's plan is logical? And this entire time she's been completely 100% unsuccessful at recruiting anyone.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 05, 2012, 03:05:13 PM
Logical as part of the overall goal, I guess.  She's building up an army to fight English, while Aranea and Vriska are working towards ways to weaken him.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 05, 2012, 10:21:11 PM
Yeah that's what I meant. They both have plans that could possibly work, and if they're all in one spot, they can get wiped out and nothing gets accomplished and things get worse. Which has happened every time (ie: "hey let's prototype something stupid to Jack!" or "hey let's blow up the Green Sun!")

     Posted: November 12, 2012, 10:47:55 AM
Wait how are they playing without the prototypings I'm so confused
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 12, 2012, 02:14:03 PM
If that's not a psyche-out, I'm gonna be mad.  I've had enough faffing about with the troll ancestors, I want to know what's happening to the new kids.

Well done on the names of the planets, though.
Wait how are they playing without the prototypings I'm so confused
They don't really need prototyping for there to be enemies.  The enemies just don't change from their base forms.  Well, I mean yeah they did, with the whole zombie skeleton deal and all, but you know what I mean.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 12, 2012, 08:18:53 PM
I would guess the enemies are all zombie bone monstery because of the time delay: all the consorts and stuff died, and so did the enemies but they're bodies are still animated by the game to serve their purpose.

or something I dunno
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 17, 2012, 02:31:37 AM
Welp, so much for Roxy being important now.  Back to the B-roll with you, mini-Mom.

     Posted: November 18, 2012, 02:58:57 PM
Pour out a bottle of Faygo for our fallen clown homey. 
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 18, 2012, 04:48:28 PM
I don't think his death was either Just or Heroic
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 18, 2012, 05:15:07 PM
Doesn't matter, he's not actually god-tier, remember?  He got that outfit from Kurloz.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 18, 2012, 07:12:10 PM
Figures the one flash game I didn't play would be the most important

EDIT: Although from what I see, the only thing it was confirmed he got from Kurloz was the codpiece.

Although his wings fell off too, so there's that.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 18, 2012, 10:10:18 PM
How the hell is Gamzee appearing everywhere? Faygo?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 19, 2012, 12:18:19 AM
Well, he has Aradia's Music Box Time Machine, so there's that.  As for going from place to place... Dream bubbles?  Chucklevoodoos?  Weird Plot Shit?  Who knows.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Blackmore on November 19, 2012, 06:55:07 AM
A moment of silence for someone who was not evil, but really an adorable, misunderstoo-

Okay I can't say any of that shit with a straight face time to party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFhHQAvHCls)

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: The Aboriginal One on November 21, 2012, 10:42:43 AM
He must be god tier, I just don't think his regeneration thing happened, yet.

Besides, you can't kill the clown, the mysterious guy said so!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Neo Shinryu on November 21, 2012, 11:02:01 AM
Besides, you can't kill the clown, the mysterious guy said so!

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091115155913/madnesscombat/images/1/13/Clownkillsu.jpg)

Sorry, had to do it.

Anyways, it's been a while since I've last checked up on Homestuck. I can see things are still as crazy as usual, though.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 21, 2012, 11:35:13 AM
Doesn't matter, he's not actually god-tier, remember?
YOU SO OWE ME FIVE BUCKS...

... so I can add it to the Terezi fund so that Rolento has a job and can pay the bills for his cardboard box house.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 21, 2012, 01:50:00 PM
Like hell I do.

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Alright, maybe he's not god tier. Who can really say for sure?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 25, 2012, 07:57:23 AM
I'm actually starting to feel bad for Gamzee no-HAHAHAHAHA THAT CROWBAR

     Posted: November 28, 2012, 09:45:25 AM
Well I guess Eridan and Sollux don't mind being together
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 28, 2012, 12:56:48 PM
Ahhh!  Why Eriluxsprite? Why?  I mean, I suppose it's better than having to deal with a Nepequiussprite, but still.

Now I can't help but wonder which instance of Sollux's multitude of consciousnesses got sucked into that mess.  Was it the ghost that was created when his half-dead self on the meteor died, or the half-alive ghost self that opted to stay with Aradia in the Furthest Ring?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 28, 2012, 01:05:00 PM
Now I can't help but wonder which instance of Sollux's multitude of consciousnesses got sucked into that mess.  Was it the ghost that was created when his half-dead self on the meteor died, or the half-alive ghost self that opted to stay with Aradia in the Furthest Ring?
I would assume it's his half-dead self. Wait... did he even leave a body?

Also is Jake using the 4 panel windowy thing that I forgot the name of to view him and Jane in the pre-Scratch universe?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 28, 2012, 01:32:07 PM
Yeah, he left a body.  Gamzee absconded with his and Vriska's corpses right when Dave and Rose first arrived at the meteor.
Also is Jake using the 4 panel windowy thing that I forgot the name of to view him and Jane in the pre-Scratch universe?
Nah, look at the hairstyles.  That was Jade and John.  Or, I guess, Grandma and Poppop.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 28, 2012, 01:39:27 PM
Yeah, he left a body.  Gamzee absconded with his and Vriska's corpses right when Dave and Rose first arrived at the meteor.
This comic has been going for almost 4 years! I can't keep track of everything! >:[

Nah, look at the hairstyles.  That was Jade and John.  Or, I guess, Grandma and Poppop.
Hmm, I guess. They look so similar.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 29, 2012, 08:41:51 AM
JEEZ DIRK STOP BEING SO CLINGY
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 30, 2012, 06:04:06 AM
Posting to say Erisolsprite is my new second-favorite Homestuck character
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 30, 2012, 03:18:47 PM
Poor aerosol.  He just hates existing so much.  :(

And WOW.  I never really picked up on this before, but Jake is kind of a massive dumbass.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 30, 2012, 05:32:43 PM
And WOW.  I never really picked up on this before, but Jake is kind of a massive dumbass.
Huh? I don't really see it, he's pretty awkward at talking to people but that's from living by himself on a island for (most? all?) of his life!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 30, 2012, 05:52:03 PM
Just the way that Aerosol is very plainly telling Jake exactly how much he hates him, and Jake just keeps giggling like a moron, no matter how many times he said "No, I am not joking, this is not supposed to be funny, why are you laughing this is not a joke."  And this has to have been going on for however many months their session has been going on at this point.  And then there's the whole deal where both Jane and Dirk were very obviously trying to get all redrom with him, and he literally had no clue until Roxy pretty much smacked him in the face with it.  Dude is very not good at using his thinkpan.

Speaking of their session:  What the fuck happened to Jane's Dad?  Did she just, like, stop looking for him after everyone else entered or something?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on November 30, 2012, 05:53:20 PM
Jake has always been retarded, he has brain damage or something, the way he reacts to everything is weird.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 30, 2012, 06:19:24 PM
Just the way that Aerosol is very plainly telling Jake exactly how much he hates him, and Jake just keeps giggling like a moron, no matter how many times he said "No, I am not joking, this is not supposed to be funny, why are you laughing this is not a joke."  And this has to have been going on for however many months their session has been going on at this point.  And then there's the whole deal where both Jane and Dirk were very obviously trying to get all redrom with him, and he literally had no clue until Roxy pretty much smacked him in the face with it.  Dude is very not good at using his thinkpan.
Again, I think that's from his lack of social interaction. Of course the same could be said of Dirk and Roxy, but shut up. >:[

So uh yeah, Jake seems to think that Erisol is deadpan about everything, so he's not heeding Erisol's hatred.

Speaking of their session:  What the fuck happened to Jane's Dad?  Did she just, like, stop looking for him after everyone else entered or something?
I suspect we'll find out soon.

Probably.

Jake has always been retarded, he has brain damage or something, the way he reacts to everything is weird.
Your death will be slow, and painful.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Blackmore on November 30, 2012, 08:48:51 PM
Alright, alright, now that I'm reading more of it, I'm starting to like it again. It gets rather interesting here hand there.

I still think "The Great Glub" sounds freaking hilarious and not threatening at all, even after it happened. :B

Also I saw a pic of Dirk with some gear, and his mask makes him look like a Bionicle.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 30, 2012, 11:27:17 PM
Neferi?
Fepeta?

What's next, Equi... Well shit who else died on that rock that Gamzee can use?

     Posted: November 30, 2012, 11:39:12 PM
Also there's a theory going around that Gamzee collected some of the corpses prior to going insane, since Erisolsprite has the Red/Blue glasses, which he didn't have when he died again. That opens up more possibilities for Equius' fusion (if he gets it, although Equiusprite would be boring by himself)

Although my guess is that Jake being the dense fucker he is made the glasses for Erisol as a friendly gesture.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on November 30, 2012, 11:41:42 PM
The only other one that comes to mind is Aradiabot, but I doubt it.  Maybe it's just plain ol' Equius.  Him and Dirk can spend all of their time talking about horses.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 30, 2012, 11:42:53 PM
Oh btw answering your question

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Speaking of their session: What the fuck happened to Jane's Dad? Did she just, like, stop looking for him after everyone else entered or something?

Remember how every Guardian introduced so far died either just before or shortly after entering the game? (Acts 1-5 happen in ONE DAY) Jane's Dad probably died at the getgo
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on November 30, 2012, 11:43:24 PM
Each one seems to symbolize a pairing.
Erisol is spades.
vriska and tavros were hearts
im guessing that nepeta and equius will be diamonds.
who gets to be clubs, I dont know.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on November 30, 2012, 11:44:33 PM
Nepeta/Feferi was just shown, (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007420) so, no.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on November 30, 2012, 11:45:00 PM
Iced that's Nepeta and Feferi. Ninja'd by my HUSBANDO

Unless I missed something where Nepeta died twice.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 02, 2012, 03:32:38 AM
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GT: I dont know why he has to be like this. He always was an intense fella. But in person... holy cow.
GT: I wonder if it has to do with the fact that he grew up alone in the middle of the ocean? And now he doesnt know how to deal with people without suffocating them?
GT: But then again i grew up under similar circumstances and i think i turned out pretty much ok socially, at least i hope so. Do you think so jane?
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GT: He can often be almost hilariously self absorbed. Dont even get me started on when he starts going off on these long monologues about his philosophical gobbledygook.
GT: I'm not sure he actually has much of a filter when it comes to what others regard as interesting points of conversation.
GT: Not to rag on the guy too hard but i guess at times i would just like to see a little more self awareness from him is all.
SEE WHAT DID I SAY >:[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 02, 2012, 03:52:43 AM
So he has an excuse for being a moron.

That doesn't mean that he's not a moron.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on December 02, 2012, 04:13:56 AM
yeah, like i said. I still think he has some kind of problem, hes way too self obsessed, even if the other characters realize it.

The only one of them that acts balanced is Dirk imo. And even then he has his alternate persona robots.

Jane is overly shy, jake is almost retard level focused, roxy is an alcoholic.


Hm, I guess Jane could still be called normal, even if shy.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 02, 2012, 04:23:55 AM
So he has an excuse for being a moron.

That doesn't mean that he's not a moron.
He has a whole bunch of excuses; he's a kid who was raised alone on an island with no human contact besides online interactions, trapped in a game that seems to thwart all progress, in a confusing relationship with some weirdo from the future, and he it looks like he can't really talk to anyone about the stuff going on because Jane is all shy and bothered by said relationship and Roxy is always drunk.

and also he's a teenager, they're cuhrazay self absorbed

It indeed doesn't make him not a moron but I think it's all understandable.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 02, 2012, 04:33:52 AM
Actually all the kids in Homestuck have no interactions outside of communicating with each other. Otherwise I'm sure at least Dave would've tried to drag a RL friend into it.

And of all the Alpha timeline kids, only Jane has had a chance to interact with other people in person, so Jake's situation is hardly unique.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 02, 2012, 04:36:35 AM
Actually all the kids in Homestuck have no interactions outside of communicating with each other. Otherwise I'm sure at least Dave would've tried to drag a RL friend into it.
I meant literally any human interaction whatsoever.

And of all the Alpha timeline kids, only Jane has had a chance to interact with other people in person, so Jake's situation is hardly unique.
I'm not saying that the interaction thing is unique, it's just part of Jake's whole deal.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on December 02, 2012, 04:39:18 AM
Jade situation was similar and she was still more open to contact without being as dense as him.

His living situation was similar to pretty much all of the trolls.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 02, 2012, 04:43:04 AM
Jade situation was similar and she was still more open to contact without being as dense as him.
Jade has three (mostly) normal friends. Jake has one who has been avoiding him. It's easy to see why he'd be different.

His living situation was similar to pretty much all of the trolls.
Paragons of normalcy there.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 02, 2012, 04:53:14 AM
I dunno, I mean I got the vibe that everyone had the hots for Jake and talked to him regularly.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 02, 2012, 04:57:46 AM
I dunno, I mean I got the vibe that everyone had the hots for Jake and talked to him regularly.
I mean after the session started; he sounded like there was no one he could talk to when he was talking to Erisol.

     Posted: December 03, 2012, 05:00:14 PM
Noooo not the mustache headset D:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 05, 2012, 04:39:52 AM
I'm actually glad that Fefeta's not doing much talking at the moment.  Between the cat puns and the fish puns I'm afraid she's going to end up being less intelligible than Mituna.

Also:  Roxy's off the sauce?  I wonder what prompted that.  Maybe she just ran out.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 05, 2012, 06:54:14 PM
Also:  Roxy's off the sauce?  I wonder what prompted that.  Maybe she just ran out.
Unless her stash was destroyed, I doubt it. She also said something about quitting because of how she behaved when she was drunk or something.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 07, 2012, 05:52:28 AM
what the fuck did I just read
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 11, 2012, 04:50:42 AM
Diamonds Droog, the Draconian Dignitary doting on Dad, the dapper detainee. 

This does make sense considering what Caliborn said.  Based on what he considers to be explicit sexual content, I can kind of see him assuming that this was some form of torture.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 12, 2012, 05:06:09 AM
1dapperblackshell 2016
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 13, 2012, 04:01:28 AM
Is anyone else getting a little weirded out that all of these secondary characters are getting actual dialogue instead of the usual silence and narration?  It's, like, messing with the order.  You don't go messing with the order.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 13, 2012, 04:57:33 PM
Is anyone else getting a little weirded out that all of these secondary characters are getting actual dialogue instead of the usual silence and narration? 
No?

I would like more hat talk, though.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 14, 2012, 09:58:07 PM
ok
what the fuck is going on
things are getting TOO META
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 15, 2012, 12:34:02 AM
Next thing you know, the Squiddles intermission will be a real thing.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 15, 2012, 01:58:13 AM
Jesus Callback Christ, that's quite a way to reach back for a reference.  I'm looking forward to seeing English be defeated by an inappropriately timed ham.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 15, 2012, 02:09:50 AM
Jesus Callback Christ, that's quite a way to reach back for a reference.  I'm looking forward to seeing English be defeated by an inappropriately timed ham.
... wait, what?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 15, 2012, 02:44:06 AM
http://www.andrewhussie.com/comic.php?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00003-itfh.jpg&blurb=itfh

I felt like I was missing something with this last update, so I went and looked it up, and it turns out that 'Wizardy Herbert' is the name of a super old abandoned project Hussie did forever and ever ago.  So I was trying to make a funny by also referencing an old-ass Hussie thing.

     Posted: December 18, 2012, 05:41:59 AM
Oh good god, it's Marysu the fanfic troll again.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 23, 2012, 12:59:38 AM
So even Calliope is trying to find Calliope... right. :|
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on December 24, 2012, 10:50:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9qmUq.png)


Jmorphman, stop sending hussie those images, you are going to scare him
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 24, 2012, 11:31:56 PM
I bet that guy just loved Kankri.  :mmhmm:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 25, 2012, 01:45:38 PM
I guess Hussie ran out of fusions so it's just Equiusprite.

Also just documenting that due to a site coding error, the "next button" on the second-to-last panel on this update just linked back to the same page, so I had to click on the sidebar to advance.

WHAT A SHITTY CHRISTMAS PRESENT, HUSSIE
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 25, 2012, 03:55:59 PM
So Lil' Hal's sunglasses got all cracked and broken right before Equiussprite shows up.

GEE I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 26, 2012, 06:41:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/9qmUq.png
This is a joke right

right

RIGHT D:

Jmorphman, stop sending hussie those images, you are going to scare him
shut up you cisstupid scum

GEE I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT.
Pure, unadulterated magic.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 26, 2012, 06:58:12 AM
I felt a bit underwhelmed by the fusion, but maybe when it talks it will be different.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 26, 2012, 03:30:34 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordshrug.png[/avatar]Well, what else was it going to be?  You combine Equius and a pair of sunglasses, and the best you're gonna get is Equius wearing those sunglasses.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 26, 2012, 04:55:27 PM
Gamzee jumping into the kernelsprite would've been all sorts of awesome
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 27, 2012, 03:07:21 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava9.png[/avatar]
maybe when it talks it will be different.
You were saying?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on December 31, 2012, 01:19:07 AM
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uu: I WILL JUST BE YOUR PATRON DUDE.
uu: OR MAYBE. YOUR PATRON MANBRO.
GT: Sounds pretty gay.
uu: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
GT: Whats what?
uu: GAY. WHAT'S GAY YOU IDIOT FUCK.
GT: Oh right.
GT: Forgive me i forget you arent familiar with all of my earth lingo.
GT: Its like...
GT: How do i explain.
GT: You know. Its a rather old fashioned term for being jolly and festive together.
GT: Like "that rollicking time we had scrumming the other eve sure was gay."
uu: I SEE.
uu: THEN YES. YOU ARE CORRECT.
uu: THIS IS GOING TO BE GAY AS HELL.

Nominating for best chatlog ever
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 31, 2012, 01:39:04 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/22_26_14_222_12653__safe_discord_vector_elements_of_harmony_artist_mickeymonster_absurd_res_swag_artist_zutheskunk_discordlicious.png[/avatar]
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GT: I dont think I understand.
uu: YES. EXACTLY.
uu: UNDERSTANDING IS WHAT I NOTICE YOU DON'T DO. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE.
uu: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT JAKE.
uu: IT IS WHY I HAVE TAKEN AN INTEREST IN YOU.
GT: Whys that?
uu: BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB AS A BAG OF TEETH.
uu: I'VE CHECKED YOU OUT. FROM MANY DIFFERENT MONITORS.
uu: YOU ARE JUST. SPECTACULARLY UNINTELLIGENT.

Just leaving this here to rustle Morph-Man's jimmies.   :mmhmm:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on December 31, 2012, 01:49:53 AM
Dumb as a bag of bricks.

And still thinking himself all cool and brave.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on December 31, 2012, 01:58:40 AM
My Jakedar is telling me you are all a bunch of dicks >:[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on December 31, 2012, 03:21:37 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordhugz.png[/avatar]
My Jakedar is telling me you are all a bunch of dicks >:[
You know we just tease you 'cuz we love you.

The Harsh Truth About Jake the Dumby said:
uu: TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW FAR PANTS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN YOUR LEGS

Sorry.  I couldn't help it.  That bit is just too perfect.

Dumb as a bag of bricks.

And still thinking himself all cool and brave.
Courage and stupidity are often confused.


     Posted: January 02, 2013, 10:49:35 PM
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uu: YOUR HUMAN CONCEPT OF GAYNESS. ADEQUATELY DESCRIBES THE FEELINGS I HAVE. WHEN I EMBRACE MY PERFECT FLOPPY LITTLE MAN.

*mmmmm-wah*  Goodnight, everybody!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 03, 2013, 04:31:49 AM
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GT: In my view distinguished gentlemen should always strive to be as gay as possible with each other.
I don't think I've adequately expressed how much I love Jake.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 05, 2013, 01:49:03 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discord____worried__by_yanoda-d55fi9a.png[/avatar]Oh god, I can just see what's about to happen.  Jane is going to do an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle into depression, and then Roxy is going to tell her to literally go kill herself.  This is gonna be rough.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 05, 2013, 01:56:41 AM
its going to be jake, he is going to merrily and stupidly tell her about how he found out how to make it up for her on her birthday, he will then inform her that the thing she needs to do to become all merry and super is to just go and kill herself.
then he will get distracted with something else and leave her to talk alone, making her think that he cut ties with her, resulting with her killing herself.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 05, 2013, 02:01:51 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/23_11_23_4_12748__safe_discord_vector_artist_mickeymonster_absurd_res_artist_zutheskunk_y_u_no.png[/avatar]Oh god DAMN it, you're right.  It would have to be Jake, wouldn't it?  >_<
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 05, 2013, 09:00:20 AM
Nope, he asked for a favor from her. What an asshole!

BUT RON SWANSON IS IN THE COMIC, THAT MAKES UP FOR EVERYTHING
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 07, 2013, 02:23:54 AM
Man, Lil Cal's journey through the universe is so confusing, but if there can be only one, what will the code do? Transport the version of Lil Cal that is in Caliborn's possession?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 07, 2013, 02:33:34 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava2.png[/avatar]Cal isn't Caliborn's Juju, he's just a Juju.  Whatever he sent to Jake (or what Calliope sent to Jane), it's going to be something else.  Probably something really, really dumb.

But I think the bigger issue here is that he fucking winked at Gamzee.  Do you even realize what that means?

LIL CAL HAS BEEN ALIVE THE ENTIRE TIME.  :flipout:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 07, 2013, 02:36:30 AM
Oh right, he's sending his old one because Cal is the new one. It's been a few days shut up.

I suspect the Cal Gamzee is carrying will be sent back in time to Dirk. And get Derse clothes, somehow?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 09, 2013, 02:39:10 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordbutterfly.png[/avatar]I feel like this gets said a lot in this thread but...

What the blueberry FUCK did I just watch?

:EDIT:  Oh fuck, I just remembered this. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/roxyisthisyoU.gif)  I should have known that that was going to be an actual thing.  Everything is always an actual thing.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 09, 2013, 03:47:29 AM
WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 09, 2013, 09:06:12 PM
So there was this weird article on Yahoo that Hussie tweeted about, saying "award for most baffling homestuck article ever goes to yahoo" and then provided a link. Unfortunately it was deleted. HOWEVER, I drudged into the depths of tumblr, facing accusations of male privilege and other terrors, in order to recover the article in question:
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If you remain unaware of Homestuck as an internet phenomenon, then you either don’t kids or aren’t aware of this here thing called the internets. As George W. Bush liked to refer (and probably still refer) to it. Homestuck is one day going to become a movie of some sort. Comedy is hard. Death is easy. That makes Homestuck a juggler.

Those balls or knives or eggs or bowling pins or chainsaws that Homestuck juggles are known in the literary world as themes. Or, perhaps tropes. Hard to say in this postmodern world where themes and tropes sinuously intertwine in a way that confuses people nearly as much as irony and coincidence.

Theme or trope? You decide. A cursory examination of what the Homestuck webcomic offers and what a Homestuck movie would deliver includes concepts touching upon literature of the classic Gods that you may know better as mythology, video games which means everyone under the age of 60 can relate at the very least and the convergence of television and internet entertainment. In a way, there is something about Homestuck that almost seems organically disinclined to take on the medium of cinema. But don’t let that stop you, Jack!

Internet culture. Is that one of those things like compassion conservative and military intelligence? Not to judge from the manner in which Homestuck attacks a world where “trolling” is most definitely not about gruff billy goats and to Tumblr for ya has nothing to do with boys name George. Webcomics are not necessarily all about comedy as the name might suggest, but enough comedy exists on the almost daily updated Homestuck to create as much laughter among high school students as used to be stimulated by the 1970s “Saturday Night Live” and primetime sitcoms combined.

The world those of us over 40 used to know as reality is gone; Homestuck is the new face of John Belushi and Robin Williams. Prettier, too. Get ready because if you don’t know about it because you still get your laughs above the waistline, sunshine, you soon will.

Unless you don’t. Because, after all, Homestuck has been compared to James Joyce more often than Charles Schulz. So who knows? But it could become a movie. Unless it can’t.
yeah what the fuck I dunno
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 09, 2013, 11:37:18 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordballoon.png[/avatar]I was going to guess that that was probably written as some sort of middle-school writing exercise, but then I saw this:

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those of us over 40

So... yeah.  Good job, writer guy.

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcdnmiaNYr1r3jdkc.png)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Blackmore on January 10, 2013, 12:48:39 AM
-Jane goes Trickster

-People bitch because she's white

-I then commit seppuku with a sword forged from the dense block of stupidity that fell out of the screen
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 10, 2013, 01:04:20 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordugh.png[/avatar]Just ignore them.  It's just those insufferable social justice tumblr assbags who think that acting Super Duper Offended about All Of The Everything makes them extra special little snowflakes.

Spoiler: Who's creeping now, clown-boy? (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Blackmore on January 10, 2013, 01:22:41 AM
Hmm...

Jane was a wreck earlier and now she's all super-duper-happy-wappy.

It'd be pretty neat to see her laughing like a Higurashi character while her eyes continuously produce tears. Then again, I nearly jumped for joy when I thought Gamzee was dead but got angry when that really didn't do anything I guess.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 10, 2013, 04:07:58 AM
-People bitch because she's white
I was hoping Hussie was just joking about that... but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Ugh.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 10, 2013, 04:42:52 AM
Almost makes me wish I bought the rights to have my blacksploitation troll canonized so that people would stop bitching about race in this comic.

I guess it never occurred to people that this comic only covers one of many sessions that are/were happening on Earth, so I'm sure there's a session consisting of nothing but Mexicans for example. Stay tuned for HOMESTUCK OTHER M(exicans) starring Tito, Juan, Dani, and Alba.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 10, 2013, 04:57:28 AM
I guess it never occurred to people that this comic only covers one of many sessions that are/were happening on Earth, so I'm sure there's a session consisting of nothing but Mexicans for example. Stay tuned for HOMESTUCK OTHER M(exicans) starring Tito, Juan, Dani, and Alba.
But doesn't only one group survive each planet/universe? Or at least wasn't it mentioned that the kid's session was the only one that actually went anywhere (and thus had any survivors)?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 10, 2013, 06:22:52 AM
 That guy who wrote that Yahoo article has reposted it  (http://reviews.wikinut.com/Homestuck-Fans:-Not-Quite-as-Hip-and-Intellectually-Gifted-as-They-Think/sdquh_yy/), but has added some more stuff and changed the tone of the article to call out the fandom for daring to question his odd syntax and strange choice of words.

It's super weird.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 10, 2013, 07:18:58 AM
I guess it never occurred to people that this comic only covers one of many sessions that are/were happening on Earth, so I'm sure there's a session consisting of nothing but Mexicans for example. Stay tuned for HOMESTUCK OTHER M(exicans) starring Tito, Juan, Dani, and Alba.
But doesn't only one group survive each planet/universe? Or at least wasn't it mentioned that the kid's session was the only one that actually went anywhere (and thus had any survivors)?
To my knowledge, they only got the farthest out of the people that posted FAQs on GameFAQs. That means it's possible there are other players who are playing but just not documenting it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 10, 2013, 02:54:01 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordlol2.png[/avatar]
That guy who wrote that Yahoo article has reposted it  (http://reviews.wikinut.com/Homestuck-Fans:-Not-Quite-as-Hip-and-Intellectually-Gifted-as-They-Think/sdquh_yy/), but has added some more stuff and changed the tone of the article to call out the fandom for daring to question his odd syntax and strange choice of words.

It's super weird.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

That guy is so fucking asspained that people called him out on his incomprehensible babble.  It's hilarious.  The comments are even better, though. 
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 11, 2013, 11:09:11 AM
Wait so does this mean Lord fucking English has a (so far) unrequited Redrom with Jane?! I'm so confused!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 11, 2013, 04:23:46 PM
No, he's in double swirls with her.

I don't know how cherub romance works!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 11, 2013, 05:14:08 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordwhatever.png[/avatar]It probably means that he wants to kill her last now or something stupid like that.

I'm really starting to wish he'd just tell us what Gamzee's really up to.  Because whatever his plans are, they seem to be starting to go very awry.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 11, 2013, 05:32:32 PM
gamzee plans are going as planned, he is holding up for a
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 12, 2013, 09:51:48 AM
Jane is now f-f-f-fucking horny and (http://i.imgur.com/GuKV9.gif)

Iced, add that image to the hidden forum smilies. Now.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 12, 2013, 05:59:40 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordchocolatemilk.png[/avatar]I feel a great disturbance in the tumblrverse, as if millions of asses suddenly cried out in anguish, and refused to be silenced.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 12, 2013, 06:04:06 PM
Jake status: Told.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 13, 2013, 03:15:31 AM
People have tracked down the complaints of racism in Hussie work to some tumblrs, below are some links
Note, his reaction was the obvious caucasian thing as you are most likely aware.

http://duedlyinfatuation.tumblr.com/
http://spiderlass.tumblr.com/post/40360360530/why-the-homestuck-update-was-racist



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I have a friend that is pale-skinned latina, and she was upset and confused about the update. Jane could’ve been that skin colour and not white, she could’ve been Asian or Latina or mixed - why does being “pantone 7507c” mean she’s “Caucasian”? One of my favourite bloggers was harassed so much that she shut off her ask and is done with Homestuck because of how unsafe it’s made her feel. She’s black, by the way.

This is some pretty ridiculous shit, what kind of people are those that a comic about children playing space games can make them feel unsafe?  What kind of people let anything in media or people reacting to media influence them so much that they have to take such dramatic terms?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 13, 2013, 03:25:58 AM
Uh, she feels unsafe because of the harassment, not the comic itself. >.>

The way it's phrased makes it seem like maybe it's just HS itself, but the context is obvious; HS led about to the harassment, the harassment made her feel unsafe, and so she won't read or comment on HS anymore.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 13, 2013, 04:02:20 AM
thats not what i took from there at all.
I took it that she felt unsafe because HS was racist and she had to complain about it which lead to her getting "harassed".

Why are so many people so mad about what race the characters might be? they are literally colorless humans.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 13, 2013, 04:30:17 AM
"One of my favourite bloggers was harassed so much that she shut off her ask and is done with Homestuck because of how unsafe it’s made her feel"
It's pretty clear what the intention of this sentence is: her harassment made her turn off her ask feature on her Tumblr, and said harassment led her to no longer read Homestuck because it made her feel unsafe.

I can sorta understand why some people would be upset: Hussie keeps saying the characters are not meant to be any one race, but there are things in the comic that point to them being white, like the "white rapper" line that was later changed and I think the babies were also described as being pink. It's kind of disingenuous to claim they're not a particular race and the reader can decide that when you have things like that, but it's really really unworthy of getting upset about. And frankly, who gives a shit about tumblr people crying racism? This harassment (if it does exist and is actually harmful, given how tumblr users overreact to things) is a bigger problem that is more worthy of concern.

     Posted: January 13, 2013, 07:12:22 AM
oh no everyone's gonna be Caucasian at this rate
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 13, 2013, 08:59:20 AM
People are making a big deal out of nothing, and Hussie, unfortunately, fed it.

There are tons of tv shows/comics/movies/etc etc that star a predominately white cast, but it's just something that I've tuned out. So what if the kids in Homestuck are all white? I read Homestuck for the storyline, not because it stars white kids. Even if he did make them all different races, people would still bitch at him for being offensive to their race. Still, there are some instances where his fan interactions pay off (Calliope's drawings) and instances where they don't. This is the latter.

It would be like people complaining about Battle Royale only having Japanese kids and Kinji Fukusaku responding by making Kazuo Kiriyama shoot someone while saying "I FUCKING LOVE BEING JAPANESE."
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 13, 2013, 02:59:09 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-4.png[/avatar]Oh no, whatever shall I do.  Trickster mode Jake is also not a token minority for no reason.  My super politically correct headcanon has been invalidated.  That somehow means that the entire comic is bad now.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 13, 2013, 11:44:43 PM
ITS OVER
YOU LOST
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/trickster.php?s=6&p=007623

http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/40461873904/more-so-i-just-dialed-down-the-joke-on-page

you can check the comments for some people claiming they now feel better.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 14, 2013, 12:44:23 AM
Quote
But actually what motivates me more to revise it is noticing more than a few unsavory individuals using it as justification to harass POCs or anyone who, reasonably, wanted to voice their concerns. On reflection I’d rather not have my decisions serve as fodder for the arguments of such people. They don’t speak for me.
Hmm.

Not really sure what to make of all this.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 14, 2013, 02:06:15 AM
That people made a big deal out of nothing and he pointed it out when he probably shouldn't have.

I will say the new "Peachy" line works in the context, but I still love

(http://i.imgur.com/GuKV9.gif)

     Posted: January 14, 2013, 11:35:37 AM
Poor Erisolsprite, getting dragged into Jake and Jane's super fuzzy tingly times
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 16, 2013, 10:31:16 PM
OK I'm starting to seriously get creeped out by trickster mode. :pwn:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 17, 2013, 02:07:33 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordthisguy.png[/avatar]Starting to?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 17, 2013, 02:15:33 AM
It's gone from an undercurrent of disturbing to full blown OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 20, 2013, 04:41:05 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordstatue.png[/avatar]The more they repeat the phrase 'personal problems,' the more I start to feel like I'm being beaten over the head with a stick I can't quite see.  This whole trickster has got to be a dig at something, but I haven't the slightest what that is.

Was there some sort of outcry from stupid fans about how much they hated characters that have personal problems that I was unaware of?

      Posted: January 20, 2013, 10:42:40 PM
noww you can have get.................... ........... .. ...........................

the boobk



(by payeing momey)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 20, 2013, 11:11:21 PM
$44? PASS
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 20, 2013, 11:20:47 PM
OH MY GOD

ok yeah $44 is a bit steep. And $50 for a signature from Dave? :-\
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 21, 2013, 01:08:05 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordlamp_zpsd09305c3.png[/avatar]consumer elert! (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/)

Quote
author notes about moms and their hot asses.  all moms are categorically smoking hot.  so are their asses.  its like some universal law or something that your bros mom will always give you an erection if she walks by and you can see her ass.

Such an illuminating look into the mind of the artist.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on January 23, 2013, 02:24:11 AM
RIP Nepeta.
You were taken from us too soon.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 23, 2013, 02:57:51 AM
Did Fefeta even say anything that wasn't an emoticon?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 23, 2013, 05:17:31 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discord____worried__by_yanoda-d55fi9a.png[/avatar]Fefetaaaaaaaaaa!  :'(

Cut to Nepeta and Feferi just chilling back in dream bubble dead world, while Arquius and Aerosol argue themselves into similar explosions.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 24, 2013, 08:46:23 PM
Everyone was so moved by the explosion that they decided to celebrate Christmas? In January?

And Dirk is not resisting?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 25, 2013, 04:26:55 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/23_11_23_4_12748__safe_discord_vector_artist_mickeymonster_absurd_res_artist_zutheskunk_y_u_no.png[/avatar]Oh, come the fuck ON, Hussie.  We get it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 25, 2013, 04:32:19 AM
I don't. :|

also, Horsehorsehorse Administration
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 25, 2013, 06:20:33 AM
UGH
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 26, 2013, 12:43:04 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordchocolatemilk.png[/avatar]Oh thank the gods, it was all just some horrible hallucination.

I think?  Then what about Fefeta?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 26, 2013, 12:52:24 PM
People called Hussie a racist for things that didn't even actually happen
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on January 27, 2013, 10:24:14 AM
Oh, come the fuck ON, Hussie.  We get it.
UGH
I still don't get what was going on here, you jerks. >:[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 27, 2013, 12:11:39 PM
Who What Where When Why How
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on January 27, 2013, 02:06:10 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-4.png[/avatar]I was referring to the abundance of increasingly silly names for things, culminating in an entire paragraph of literal gibberish.

OH MY GOD THAT CROWBAR AGAIN.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on January 28, 2013, 11:07:09 AM
DOUBLE LAYOUT WTF
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 03, 2013, 01:51:09 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordstatue.png[/avatar]JESUS JACKED-UP CHRIST. :stare:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 10, 2013, 07:09:15 AM
Finally! A character I give a shit about!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 10, 2013, 05:43:03 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordchocolatemilk.png[/avatar]And Jake continues to be just an absolute social paragon.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 10, 2013, 07:32:46 PM
CODPIECE OF JUSTICE
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 10, 2013, 08:36:26 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-5.png[/avatar]More like the tighty-whities of obliviousness.

...Tighty-goldies?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 10, 2013, 09:00:46 PM
Hey, realized what a silly pants he was being, and is working on fixing it. All of the kids ended up solving their personal problems, actually. The juju worked!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 16, 2013, 08:08:34 AM
Welp, everyone who believed that Jade merging with Bec was completely positive are in for a rude awakening this update.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 16, 2013, 08:14:47 AM
HOLY SHITSNACKS
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 16, 2013, 01:38:59 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava2.png[/avatar]And where exactly is John during all of this?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 16, 2013, 07:45:53 PM
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/05923_2.png)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 17, 2013, 03:02:14 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordchocolatemilk.png[/avatar]Stay classy, Terezi.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 17, 2013, 06:11:20 PM
No Terezi what are you doing >8O
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 17, 2013, 08:54:51 PM
Those aren't the panties Terezi would wear

[/Jesuszilla]
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 18, 2013, 12:25:59 AM
No Terezi what are you doing >8O

where are your excuses now?
That faygo drinking harlot absconded her pants in order to use the hornpile with gamzee

>:C
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 18, 2013, 05:24:41 AM
where are your excuses now?
That faygo drinking harlot absconded her pants in order to use the hornpile with gamzee

>:C
Look, just because your husbando is grumpy from not getting any from our queen doesn't mean you should get all grumpy too.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 18, 2013, 08:07:41 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordtwilight.png[/avatar]Terezi is such a finicky bitch that Dave and Karkat of all fucking people are now the bestest buddies ever due to mutual feelings of "Man fuck her, am I right?"  That is what is going on now.

WH3R3 1S YOUR W41FU NOW?!  >:]
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 18, 2013, 08:24:33 PM
Troll romance is complicated and she's only in this relationship with Gamzee because she hates him so much for killing her friends and you don't see Karkat or Kanaya trying to get in blackrom relationships with Gamzee must be because they don't care about their poor murdered friends probably never liked them anyway and even though blackrom is a perfectly natural troll romance thing Terezi is depressed and is drinking because it's so fucked up which shows her regret and you are totally rude to the best character in Homestuck. >:[

Dave said:
i mean pretty much all religions are wrong but theres wrong and then theres WRONG
is this gonna cause a firestorm of angry religious Homestuck fans that can't understand how fiction works?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 19, 2013, 12:32:16 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordthisguy2_zpsa2329dd9.png[/avatar]Your lack of periods betrays a lack of faith in your precious waifu.

Look on the bright side, if Terezi turning awful was enough to make Dave and Karkat become superbros, you and Jango will probably end up married with kids if she gets too much worse.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2013, 12:38:32 AM
OK, for reals: I think Terezi is ashamed of her relationship with Gamzee and that's why she's basically become a drunk. And yes, that's a bad thing, but who wants a character to be perfect?

4ND MY F41TH W1LL N3V3R W4V3R >8[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 19, 2013, 12:44:37 AM
also this confirms she dropped karkat for dave and then for gamzee, what a great role model you got there.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 19, 2013, 12:50:33 AM
You're just jealous because Karkat couldn't last five minutes without blowing his shit. Also he fucked up humanity.

MEANWHILE, Terezi is the one who got the trolls to pay attention to the kids in the first place, killed a god-tier Vriska (although she apparently is still running the show), and... gasp... she actually shows character development and isn't just a "I am a reference to something, lemme use my gimmick over and over again."

And yes, me and Jmorphman are gonna get married and adopt a bunch of Ethiopian kids and give them Gundam names for first names and Pokemon for middle names.

Our first child will be Deathscythe Cofagrigus and he will kick major ass
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2013, 12:57:11 AM
also this confirms she dropped karkat for dave and then for gamzee, what a great role model you got there.
:megaeyes:

It's not like either the relationships with Karkat or Dave were very serious. Or lasted longer than a day, it seems.

And yes, me and Jmorphman are gonna get married and adopt a bunch of Ethiopian kids and give them Gundam names for first names
Hey, whoa now. Have you seen some of the names people have in Gundam? Bring Stabity/Stability? Devine Nova? REVIVE REVIVAL?!?!?!

OK fine not only are those all from 00, but they're also from the weird artificial human faction. But still!

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 19, 2013, 01:01:40 AM
I dunno, Devine Nova Pikachu sounds kinda good. I mean, we'd have to deal with her being hungury and horny at the same time, but still.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 19, 2013, 01:18:20 AM
typical terezi fan bullshit, caught her sleeping around with a murderer and dropping her redmates and what do they do? try to cover it up with unrelated discussion
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on February 19, 2013, 01:20:35 AM
She's supposed to sleep with the killer, that's how the blackrom works.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2013, 01:23:00 AM
typical terezi fan bullshit, caught her sleeping around with a murderer and dropping her redmates and what do they do? try to cover it up with unrelated discussion
Typical Karkat fan bullshit, ignoring all evidence just because their husbando wasn't good enough for Terezi.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 19, 2013, 01:25:22 AM
also this confirms she dropped karkat for dave and then for gamzee, what a great role model you got there.

Correction:  Dave and Karkat dropped her for her secret hate-dating a murderclown behind their backs.
that's why she's basically become a drunk.
You can't even get drunk on Faygo!  It's just soda!  She's just a slobbering juggalette now.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 19, 2013, 01:31:56 AM
they are too busy excusing her, for she cant have no faults, shes their precious pile of juggalo.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2013, 01:33:51 AM
You can't even get drunk on Faygo!  It's just soda!  She's just a slobbering juggalette now.
Well, to the trolls, alcohol is just a harmless drink and stuff. We don't know how troll Faygo works!

Also juggalo isn't an STD, she's fine.

they are too busy excusing her, for she cant have no faults, shes their precious pile of juggalo.
You should read other people's posts instead of making out with your Karkat body pillow.
And yes, that's a bad thing, but who wants a character to be perfect?



Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 19, 2013, 01:36:14 AM
remember that flash with her where you spent all the time claiming that it was karkat sole impression that she was dating dave and he was the one moving away from her by himself?

Yeah keep ignoring that now and pretending you are are all for her flaws!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2013, 01:43:23 AM
remember that flash with her where you spent all the time claiming that it was karkat sole impression that she was dating dave and he was the one moving away from her by himself?
It was a reasonable position to take because Karkat was the only person who was talking about the relationship and he's not really an unbiased observer: he's prone to weird leaps of logic. And do remember, I also said that Karkat's relationship with Terezi wasn't all that serious, nor that it lasted longer. I spent more time talking about the latter then the former, IIRC.

Calm down on the Terezi hate

you are are all for her flaws!
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Stop mackin' on that body pillow, it's gross and it's affecting your typing.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 19, 2013, 01:45:18 AM
yes a repeated are in the middle of a sentence is enough to completely confuse your faygo addled brain
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2013, 01:47:16 AM
"you are all for her flaws" doesn't make sense you dumb crab lover.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 19, 2013, 01:51:17 AM
being "all" for something means you are ultra supportive of it.
"you are all for her sexxing the clown"
"You are all for her having the intercourses with the murderous git "
"You are all for her doing the horizontal dirty while drinking loads of faygo"


You know, how you suddenly started being extra supportive of her flaws while before you kept trying to excuse them as falsities that were being thrown upon her virgin blameless soft skin.

You are all for her flaws now.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2013, 01:59:06 AM
being "all" for something means you are ultra supportive of it.
But no one says "you are all for her flaws". It's something that is technically correct but not really understandable.

You know, how you suddenly started being extra supportive of her flaws while before you kept trying to excuse them as falsities that were being thrown upon her virgin blameless soft skin.
You should stop pulling things out your ass.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 19, 2013, 02:04:50 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordhugz.png[/avatar]
Calm down on the Terezi hate
I'm just goofing around on you.  You just make it too much fun to tease you about Terezi.

Karkat does have a point, though.  This is pretty much go-time for them.  No time for their non-inebriated Seer to be lying half-naked in a pile of sticky horns.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 19, 2013, 02:14:36 AM
dont get all mental in the face.

Karkat is being the voice of reason, you should know this is bad news.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2013, 02:16:44 AM
I'm just goofing around on you.  You just make it too much fun to tease you about Terezi.
Oh, you've been fine.

Karkat does have a point, though.  This is pretty much go-time for them.  No time for their non-inebriated Seer to be lying half-naked in a pile of sticky horns.
Rose and Kanaya might be actually intoxicated too, no one seems read for this. :-\

dont get all mental in the face.
I'm fine. You're just being incredibly annoying with your hate boner for Terezi. She's fictional, calm down.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 19, 2013, 11:31:20 AM
im being annoying? I was just joking around, shes fictional you dont need to white knight everything she does!
Including hateboning a hateclown while becoming a hateclown herself.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2013, 11:48:39 AM
im being annoying? I was just joking around, shes fictional you dont need to white knight everything she does!
You have a very odd definition of white knighting. Like, my definition of white knighting would not include admitting that a character has erred and is in a fucked up relationship. I think my definition would probably be include obsessing over a fictional character because they rejected another fictional character they like.

And yes, no shit you're joking. That doesn't make the dreadful jokes you make whenever Terezi makes an appearance any less terrible.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 19, 2013, 12:03:20 PM
mine includes calling her your wife and claiming appreciation and righteouness no matter what the character does!  =D
Including going "she did that BUT she had good reasons"

Psh, stop being overreactive, why wouldnt I like terezi, shes daredevil and two face.

prediction, karkat is gonna greet jade as she runs at him barking  and think she is still mad at him
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 19, 2013, 11:59:18 PM
mine includes calling her your wife
She's not my wife. She's my waifu. And Jango's too. Get it straight!

Including going "she did that BUT she had good reasons"
When did I say she had good reasons for dating Gamzee? Or being a sodadrunk?

Psh, stop being overreactive
I'm fine. :|

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on February 20, 2013, 12:26:14 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordsuccess.png[/avatar]
if there were two Solluxes that were both half dead and half alive, and one of them is now completely dead, does that mean the remaining Sollux is completely alive?
Once again, I totally called it.  Kinda.  Damn, I'm good at this.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on February 27, 2013, 10:51:49 PM
Man Aranea is starting to become like the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future what with her long rambling stories.

At least we'll find out what the deal is with cherubs though. I guess.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on February 27, 2013, 11:04:54 PM
the lord is assuring his existence.

The giant lord british is calliope killing all the trolls that she could never be like. She is assuring her existence in the first place by having her soul sought out and via vriska and pals, she will end up replacing her brother.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Blackmore on March 08, 2013, 06:08:24 AM
Welp

THAT was money well spent for those guys
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 08, 2013, 06:11:51 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-4.png[/avatar]Those two panels cost $20,000.

I honestly don't even know how to respond to that.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 09, 2013, 01:26:38 AM
I somehow knew that Hussie was either going to make them die, or would make them insignificant to the story. To my surprise, he did both!

He didn't even mention who donated to get those trolls on the site or blog or anything, so those poor saps donated $10,000 for the mere "satisfaction" of knowing that their fantroll died at the hands of a cherub.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Iced on March 09, 2013, 04:57:30 AM
wasnt that already known? I always knew they were going to die, I think he said it so himself back then at the kickstarter, that he would include them for a single panel to be promptly killed.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on March 13, 2013, 12:44:32 PM
I'm still undecided as to whether Gamzee is the best or worst parent.

     Posted: March 17, 2013, 12:20:36 AM
THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on March 17, 2013, 03:11:05 AM
New theory: Hussie is trying to make all the shippers kill themselves.

     Posted: March 18, 2013, 01:14:59 PM
Sweet, innocent little blind girl, huh?

YOUR HOUSE OF LIES IS CRUMBLING, TEREZI.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 10, 2013, 05:54:07 AM
So... it was John, and not Granpa Harley who appeared in the Medium way back when?!?!

Sweet, innocent little blind girl, huh?

YOUR HOUSE OF LIES IS CRUMBLING, TEREZI.
I don't think she's ever said she was sweet and innocent.

also I was totally right about her, she feels guilty about hate-dating Gamzee even though that's a normal thing for trolls to do, and she is drowning her sorrows in Faygo.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 10, 2013, 10:35:53 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava2.png[/avatar]
So... it was John, and not Granpa Harley who appeared in the Medium way back when?!?!
I don't think so.  That was bugging me for the longest time, but I think I've finally figured it out.

Remember how Jake had transportalizers in his frog temple that led to Prospit and Derse?  There must have been ones in Jade's frog temple as well.  I'm guessing Grandpa used those to enter the Medium back when Jade was still a baby.  But the Medium didn't exist then ,so he was sent to it in the future when the kids session was in progress, which is when he found Jade's dead dream self and brought it back to be stuffed.  Then he returned back through the transportalizers to his original time and space, where he was shot and killed by Tavros via Bec.

God damn it, this shit is convoluted.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 10, 2013, 10:40:52 PM
OH MY GOD CON AIR
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 13, 2013, 12:38:33 AM
WHAT'S THAT HUGE BITCH DOING NOW???
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 13, 2013, 12:50:04 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordlol2-2_zps0e706c91.png[/avatar]
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

I don't think anything else in all of Homestuck has made me laugh as hard as this single panel has.  Those faces fucking killed me.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 13, 2013, 05:43:17 AM
Those faces are fucking perfect.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 13, 2013, 09:46:30 PM
So i guess John likes Con Air again?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 16, 2013, 01:50:11 AM
Speaking of great faces
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

So... how long do you guys think the break will be? I hope it's less than a year.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 16, 2013, 10:06:19 AM
I'm gonna wager 8 months
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Synck on April 16, 2013, 10:33:06 AM
wait a second in this tread I can send something of my ms paint drawings?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Cybaster on April 16, 2013, 12:44:30 PM
NO!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Synck on April 16, 2013, 03:27:33 PM
NO!
OK
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on April 16, 2013, 03:33:29 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordimpatient.png[/avatar]Jesus Clueless Christ, Duck.  >_>
So... how long do you guys think the break will be? I hope it's less than a year.
I think it's going to be at least until late summer before updates start again.  Although, a tiny part of me wants it to all just end right now because that last update would be a legendarily anti-climactic note to go out on.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on April 30, 2013, 08:43:46 AM
https://twitter.com/BettyCrocker/status/324216626021027840

OH MY GOD
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on April 30, 2013, 07:52:02 PM
:woeh:

really want to see Hussie's reaction
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on June 14, 2013, 07:25:19 AM
This is too meta for me.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on June 14, 2013, 09:12:26 AM
MY MIND
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on June 14, 2013, 01:59:34 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discord8bit.png[/avatar]Wat.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on July 10, 2013, 09:23:09 AM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Holy shit why didn't anyone tell me updates started again? >:[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on July 10, 2013, 10:23:06 AM
Because I assumed you had the app like all the cool kids did :(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on August 03, 2013, 10:46:40 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordsir_zps7774d05c.png[/avatar]So Jade leveled up past the need for a strife specibus.  First the 'Gift of Gab' thing and now this?  I kind of love the idea that the highest possible rewards the game of Sburb offers its players are simply not having to put up with its esoteric bullshit anymore. 

:EDIT: NO NOT THE MAYOR!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Blackmore on August 04, 2013, 06:42:14 AM
If J. K. Rowling can kill of Dobby, then Hussie will off the mayor with the flick of a wrist and an unfurling of a dastardly smile.

:c
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on August 04, 2013, 08:32:55 AM
please put him in trickster mode, please put him in trickster mode
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on August 05, 2013, 05:20:46 AM
HE'S OK

DAVExMAYOR OTP (not really)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on August 11, 2013, 02:00:26 AM
Looks like that crazy Satanist girl who thought Homestuck was a passive-aggressive attempt at insulting her was correct about Terezi's next course of action (although to be fair I think most people saw that coming).
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on August 11, 2013, 02:17:23 AM
CLOWN HUNT1NG WOOOOOO YOU GO G1RL
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on August 14, 2013, 04:08:33 AM
Selfcest + Pending Suicide

hell yes
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on August 17, 2013, 06:51:33 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordhayguyz_zpsc2b83acc.png[/avatar]So now John is using the Windy Thing to literally blow the dust out of the Homestuck cartridge.  I'd say this is getting too meta, but we crossed that line a long time ago.

     Posted: September 03, 2013, 02:50:06 PM
Wait a minute, WHAT?  When did Aranea become evil?  What is happening?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Reck on September 09, 2013, 05:12:00 AM
Duckass' new characters have officially been leaked... Half Life 3 confirmed!
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Haha, I'm just kidding. I found these on Tumblr like year ago and they've been sitting in my pictures folder :/
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on September 09, 2013, 05:36:30 AM
... what?

And what does that have to do with this thread? :S

Wait a minute, WHAT?  When did Aranea become evil?  What is happening?
Well, I guess we know now that wasn't actually evil. Maybe. Say, what the hell were those weird angel thingys?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Reck on September 09, 2013, 06:19:50 AM
This thread is not sharing MS Paint stuff?

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Berry on September 09, 2013, 07:17:54 PM
Nope
to everyone else i think a explanation is due.

Mspaintadventures is a webcomic comprised of several stories, the current one is called Homestuck,the previous one was called Problem Sleuth.

The webcomic itself is extremely experimental in the way it tells stories, replicating techniques from games and mixing multimedia with its own meta narration.

Despite being very simple, its also very addicting. ( it stops being all that simple when it starts going more and more into meta narration and multimedia)



A weasel for your worries.  :flipout:

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Person Man on September 09, 2013, 10:23:49 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-4.png[/avatar]A casual glance at even one of the posts in this 50 page thread might have clued you in that it's not about random MS Paint doodles.
Say, what the hell were those weird angel thingys?
Didn't Eridan have angels on his planet?  They must be something to do with Hope players.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Berry on September 09, 2013, 10:27:23 PM
Maybe you should update the title and first post? I was confused about this thread for like 6 months.  Add something in the title saying "Homestuck discussion",

And have the first post describe what it is and perhaps have a link to the main site? Usually the first post is a great way to get informed as to what the thread is about.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Baby Bonnie Hood on September 10, 2013, 02:04:23 AM
Maybe you should update the title and first post?

This.  The only comic that matters there is Homestuck anyway.

Hell, why not just rename the damn site homestuck.com?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Zero-Sennin on September 10, 2013, 03:21:23 AM
Shut up, Problem Sleuth matters plenty.

And I imagine that when Homestuck is done, Hussie might have other projects he wants to put up there anyway.

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jmorphman on September 10, 2013, 10:46:20 AM
Oh my god an over 9000 reference that wasn't awful, and in fact managed to be great. Stupendous.

Didn't Eridan have angels on his planet?  They must be something to do with Hope players.
I thought of Eridan when I saw them but dismissed them because, I dunno, it seemed weird.

But oh yeah Eridan's a hope player! That must be it.

Maybe you should update the title and first post? I was confused about this thread for like 6 months.  Add something in the title saying "Homestuck discussion",

And have the first post describe what it is and perhaps have a link to the main site? Usually the first post is a great way to get informed as to what the thread is about.
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

the Jmorphman of 2 years ago was dumb:
to everyone else i think a explanation is due
It isn't. Let's be honest: this thread is only for you, me, and Jango. >8]
Ugh. I hate him (me) so much.

This.  The only comic that matters there is Homestuck anyway.

Hell, why not just rename the damn site homestuck.com?
You're being silly and dumb. MSPA is more than just Homestuck, it already had amassed quite a fanbase through Problem Sleuth, and whatever the next story is will continue to do well.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures
Post by: Jango on September 10, 2013, 10:52:08 AM
Hell IIRC Hussie already has a story planned out for after Homestuck finishes
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on September 10, 2013, 02:11:53 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava2.png[/avatar]Oh god, I totally forgot that Jane's Dad was still in the picture.
This.  The only comic that matters there is Homestuck anyway.

Hell, why not just rename the damn site homestuck.com?
You're being silly and dumb. MSPA is more than just Homestuck, it already had amassed quite a fanbase through Problem Sleuth, and whatever the next story is will continue to do well.
Wasn't Homestuck supposed to be wrapping up some time this year, anyway?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on September 10, 2013, 10:27:12 PM
Someone make one of these a hidden smiley or something

(http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/jake_bigtext5.gif)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on September 14, 2013, 03:18:43 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordshrug.png[/avatar]So did Jake just beat the Grimbark out of Jade, or is the coloring on this one just weird?

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on September 14, 2013, 03:58:20 AM
Y'know, Homestuck turned into a hard core DBZ episode so gradually, I didn't even notice.

So did Jake just beat the Grimbark out of Jade, or is the coloring on this one just weird?
Probably.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on September 14, 2013, 04:36:56 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordimpatient.png[/avatar]Probably what?  >:(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on September 14, 2013, 04:39:05 AM
Oh whoops, probably the first.

     Posted: September 14, 2013, 09:48:10 AM
"THIS IS WHAT THE REFRANCE"
:flipout:

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Iced on September 16, 2013, 12:13:13 AM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on September 16, 2013, 12:19:57 AM
or is she

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Iced on September 16, 2013, 12:26:21 AM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty



Jane can ressurect anyone tho, or at least claimed so.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on September 16, 2013, 12:33:01 AM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

Also oh right, Jane can fix it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on September 16, 2013, 04:10:17 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordlamp_zpsd09305c3.png[/avatar]And failing that, someone could always end up stealing the ring from Aranea and using it on Jade.  Or even yet another magical "death doesn't really matter" McGuffin that has yet to be introduced.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on September 16, 2013, 04:18:55 AM
Can't the ring only be used once? I vaguely recall that being mentioned. Somewhere.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on September 18, 2013, 02:56:46 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordworried2_zpsafe2dce5.png[/avatar]Or maybe she's not really dead at all because she doesn't have the dead-person eyes.  Also:

Quote
YOU FUCKFACED DUNG HUFFING TOILET GUZZLING IDIOT QUIPSTER SHITPECKER DICKLARK.

I think Jane just out-Karkated Karkat.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on September 18, 2013, 03:13:57 AM
Dicklark is such a delightful turn of phrase.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on September 21, 2013, 04:04:29 AM
Oh god, look who just entered the fray.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on September 21, 2013, 05:08:50 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discord8bit.png[/avatar]Every time someone else shows up in this scene that Homestar Runner "Everybody Everybody" music starts playing in my head.  I'm half expecting Kankri to show up out of nowhere and start lecturing everyone about privilege.

     Posted: September 26, 2013, 02:09:07 AM
guesss whoops back (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=045.jpg)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Zero-Sennin on October 03, 2013, 04:31:21 AM
I'm proud of Vriska.

So, so proud.

Almost enough so that I'd make her my patron troll if I could.

As long as she doesn't backslide that is >_>
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on October 03, 2013, 05:56:24 AM

      Posted: September 26, 2013, 02:09:07 AM
guesss whoops back (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=045.jpg)
Why didn't you make this a new, separate post? I should've known about this earlier! >:[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on October 05, 2013, 10:13:08 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordshrug.png[/avatar]^ its an mysterty (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=046.jpg)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on October 05, 2013, 10:19:50 PM
oh my god

so glorious
Title: T3R3Z1 PYROP3 1S D34D
Post by: Jango on October 11, 2013, 11:27:08 PM
T3R3Z1... :qq:

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on October 11, 2013, 11:33:35 PM
TEREZI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on October 12, 2013, 05:11:05 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordchocolatemilk.png[/avatar]Yikes, that was brutal.

And Terezi was pretty much the only character left without some sort of death immunity, too.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on October 17, 2013, 01:19:04 AM
Welp, shit just got real.

On the plus side, Gamzee didn't put Terezi on the cart. Yet.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on October 28, 2013, 10:30:57 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava2.png[/avatar]the mystery is................solved (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=047.jpg)
or if it? (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=048.jpg)

Also, I missed this bit in the news section before:

Quote
I've decided now is the best time to suspend all regular updates until I've finished the story, rather than pausing just before I start on the final animation. When I'm done, I'll post it all at once.

Am I reading that incorrectly, or is he saying that the next update is going to be the final one?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on October 29, 2013, 02:31:47 AM
Probably the next update will be the last one. He was saying that if he paused at any point after this one, it would be bad, so it's gonna be a giant update all at once from beginning to end.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on November 19, 2013, 04:26:58 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordtwilight.png[/avatar]Reposting this here just to be absolutely sure that Morph-Man's face implodes.

Quote
As reported earlier in the year, Namco Bandai and What Pumpkin Studios are working on Namco High, a browser-based dating-sim that takes place in a high school and lets you date Namco characters.

Here’s the premise in Namco’s own words: “As a cousin to the Prince from the Katamari series you will meet total strangers with nothing in common, but before it is all over you’ll break rules, bare your soul, and touch each other in ways you never dreamed.”

Namco High will be a free-to-play game. Free “datelines” will include: Galaga (from Galaga), Lolo (from Klonoa), Valkyrie (from Legend of the Valkyrie), Anti-Bravoman (from Bravoman), Meowkie (fromMappy) and Albatross (from Rolling Thunder).

In addition to the above, you’ll also have “premium datelines,” which you’ll need to pay for. These are: “Donko (from Taiko Drum Master), eight to-be-announced additional characters from the Namco Bandai universe, Terezi Pyrope (from Homestuck), and two other to-be-announced characters from Homestuck.

Read more at http://www.siliconera.com/2013/11/16/namco-high-lets-date-namco-bandai-characters-holiday/#Q5YEMb8guHkis28v.99

That Namco dating sim is going to have a Terezi path.

(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/t3r3z1_zps7d7c4390.png)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on November 19, 2013, 04:32:51 AM
I saw it and I'm fine and I couldn't come up with anything clever in the dating sim thread itself so I didn't say anything.

I don't wanna date Terezi! A) she's underage 2) she's a lady III) she's an alien

... I mean not that I'm not gonna go for Terezi in that game. Unless there are dudes. Are there dudes? Don't make me look it up.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on November 19, 2013, 05:17:38 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava3.png[/avatar]Spoilsport.

I don't wanna date Terezi! A) she's underage 2) she's a lady III) she's an alien

Considering the rest of the cast includes a talking drum and the ship from Galaga, Terezi is still probably one of the least creepy options there.

I wonder who the other two Homestuck characters are.  Maybe the Mayor?  I would totally date the Mayor.  Who wouldn't?  Everyone loves the Mayor.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on November 19, 2013, 05:27:38 AM
I was gonna say something! I just forgot to, because I needed something cool and clever! Honest!

and yes obviously I would date the mayor who wouldn't he's so dreamy and he's fiscally responsible
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on January 06, 2014, 03:55:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xVa2mb5.jpg)
game details (http://www.polygon.com/2014/1/3/5271166/homestuck-adventure-game-details)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on May 02, 2014, 01:28:22 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordintrigued.png[/avatar]So anyone else been reading Paradox Space? (http://www.paradoxspace.com/)  Apparently this was what Hussie did for 4/13 instead of putting out any actual Homestuck updates.  It's a new webcomic!  About Homestuck!  Which... is already a webcomic...

Anyway, it's a bunch of different artists and writers and such making new stories set in and around Homestuck's already battered and fragile canon.  I guess the plan is for this to help pad out the time until Homestuck proper updates.  So check it out, it's pretty neat
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on May 02, 2014, 01:33:31 AM
It's decent but not really notworthy. I suppose it's better than reading a "Five Most Epic Fails that Were Actually Wins list."
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: XenoCard on May 02, 2014, 01:38:34 AM
So technically there is a new comic that is about HomeStuck but  different? Seems interesting, however I'm not gonna even... go back. It kinda seem a little off to me.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on May 02, 2014, 01:40:24 AM
Well of the second-to-last story was any indication, these are intended to be doomed timelines or something (I will admit I giggled at armless Bec Noir dropping the ring)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on May 02, 2014, 01:52:25 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/delancie_zpsadad2063.png[/avatar]Here's Hussie big dumb post explaining the whole thing. (http://www.paradoxspace.com/news_posts/a-young-reader-stands-in-a-webcomic)

Something about how the Homestuck fanbase has become way huger and creepily passionate than he ever thought it would, and how now that it's getting close to the end he's starting to feel like it's not fair that so many people who care so much about the story and the characters to have to rely solely on his ability to produce them. So he's opening up the story and characters to other artists so that the fans can have access to more of Homestuck independent of Hussie's personal effort.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on October 09, 2014, 07:32:22 AM
NEW SBAHJ: Maybe it's a clue??? (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=051.jpg)

Also if you never finished the Sherlock comics, if you can't tell by the URL, they were finished in secret.

Also apparently a big update is happening in a few days.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on October 12, 2014, 04:29:03 AM
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=052.jpg

WHAT
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on October 17, 2014, 12:53:33 AM
HOMESTUCK GOT UPDATED and as of this post the server crashed. So much for the better server, Hussie.
Title: Homestuck is back!
Post by: Jango on October 18, 2014, 03:21:18 AM
HOMESTUCK IS BACK (AGAIN).

And Caliborn is apparently a weeaboo now?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on October 18, 2014, 03:24:21 AM
oh my god this has so much potential
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on October 18, 2014, 03:35:24 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordsuccess.png[/avatar]Jumping right back into more ridiculous bullshit.  It's like it was never even gone. ;D

:EDIT: OH MY GOD. (http://i-am-your-lord.deviantart.com/gallery/)

Spoiler: BEAUTIFUL FUCKING DUDES. (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on October 18, 2014, 02:05:35 PM
Spoiler: swooooooon (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on October 18, 2014, 10:11:25 PM
YES
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on October 19, 2014, 12:10:37 AM
Oh, this is neat. This is the only favorite on Caliborn's deviantArt page. (http://nakkistiltz.deviantart.com/art/MSPA-AU-English-190066369)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on October 19, 2014, 12:31:38 PM
Additionally, regarding that fanart, apparently that was the inspiration for the Bishounen English, and Hussie had to actually apologize and credit the person who drew that art (http://whethervane.tumblr.com/post/100363371522/andrew-hussie-has-apologized-given-credit). So he had to apologize for making derivative art of someone's derivative art of his work. Okay.

Spoiler: story developments (click to see content)
Title: SO MUCH DEATH
Post by: Jango on October 25, 2014, 11:14:26 AM
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on October 25, 2014, 05:13:05 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D: D: D: D: D: D:
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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on October 25, 2014, 05:37:14 PM
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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on October 26, 2014, 09:58:26 AM
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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on October 26, 2014, 07:27:08 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordstatue.png[/avatar]JEGUS FUCK WHAT THE HELL

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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on October 31, 2014, 12:32:17 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discord8bit.png[/avatar]Concept art and updates and such regarding the game. (http://mspaintadventures.com/KSupdate.html)

Spoiler: Spoiler'd because it's all in giant long images (click to see content)

(http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/joeyanim3.gif)

Quote
HIVESWAP

This is the title of the first game. Like I said, the hook the two games share is that early on, the two main characters will trade places. So this means a human girl will have an adventure on Alternia (the troll planet), and a troll boy will have an adventure on Earth. Their objective (well, among others) is to get home. The first game follows the girl on Alternia, who's trying to get back to Earth. The stories of the two games won't have much to do with each other, except for sharing the device responsible for the swap, and the two heroes meeting each other's respective group of friends.

Also it's being released episodically, and they're working on moving development in-house to What Pumpkin to maybe see if this could become a series if the first game does well enough?  They're getting really ambitious with this.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on November 07, 2014, 11:31:54 PM
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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on November 08, 2014, 03:22:48 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordsad_zps7004ea64.png[/avatar]Why is it that all these deaths feel so devastating when we know for a fact that the rules of this story clearly demonstrate that death is both A) not even remotely close to a final end for any character and B) an incredibly impermanent, fixable state?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on November 08, 2014, 10:27:19 AM
I think because as far as we know, once a God Tier kicks the bucket, that's it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on November 08, 2014, 01:51:57 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordworried2_zpsafe2dce5.png[/avatar]But we've seen Vriska do all sorts of faffing around in the dream bubbles since forever ago when she died.  Plus, Aranea was a God Tier and she was able to revive with the Ring of Life.

I don't know.  There's no way in hell we're not going to see all of these characters again, so it feels weird that their deaths feel so meaningful when we know for a fact that they sort of aren't.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on November 09, 2014, 02:53:18 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordjoy_zps3e7f2325.png[/avatar]And then there was the time Dante Basco made a music video about Homestuck while cosplaying as Rufioh.

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on November 10, 2014, 07:46:54 PM
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Also I dunno if anyone noticed but Hussie posted a big write-up on God Tiers and the morality system that decides death, because apparently people thought at least three of the deaths broke the rules.
Spoiler: theory that will most likely blow up in my face on Wednesday (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on November 13, 2014, 02:59:34 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava-4.png[/avatar]Oh lord, Jade's a troll now.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: The Aboriginal One on November 14, 2014, 07:29:34 AM
About as much as a troll as Calliope.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on November 14, 2014, 07:39:40 AM
The Mayor can't be dead. He just can't be. I refuse. I reject this reality. >:[
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: The Aboriginal One on November 14, 2014, 07:44:40 AM
I do not think that WV is dead. He was fairly loved, but not powerful enough to be a problem to the Condesce to try to kill him, and might not be around during the slaughterfest shenanigans
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: The Aboriginal One on December 10, 2014, 07:26:59 AM
1 C4N'T B3L13V3 TH4T 4CTU4LLY WORK3D
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on December 15, 2014, 12:19:54 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordsad_zps7004ea64.png[/avatar]D34D
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on December 16, 2014, 03:02:17 AM
No no no you're doing it wrong you have to use COURIER FONT, like so:

D34D

See wasn't that be-(reads update)... BAAAAAAAAWWWWW
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on December 16, 2014, 03:14:25 AM
John will fix it, I'm not worried at all...

W3LL M4BY3 JUST 4 L1TTL3
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on December 19, 2014, 02:03:38 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordthrone.png[/avatar]Oh wow, that one tiny act is really going to change a LOT.  Getting that ring first means Aranea wouldn't be able to revive herself, and she wouldn't be able to kill Jade, Jake, and Jane.  Plus she wouldn't be mind controlling Gamzee anymore, so he likely wouldn't be around at that big confrontation to kill Karkat and Terezi.

:EDIT:
AH:  MAI WAIFUS HAVE MET.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on December 27, 2014, 09:24:51 AM
Fell behind a little but got caught up now... and now I am more confused than ever! I can kinda understand Terezi not hooking up with "him," but rescuing Pumpkinsnuffle?

Spoiler: THEORIZING (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on December 29, 2014, 01:07:03 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordponder_zpsd92df58e.png[/avatar]I'm not entirely certain if this latest development is due to events rewriting themselves because of John's intervention, or if this Jane comes from a doomed timeline.  The fact that Jade seems to not remember the same things as Jane does could easily be explained by either.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on January 06, 2015, 04:43:48 AM
Well this is probably the big one, I guess. Is Terezi gonna go after Gamzee? All by herself???
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on January 06, 2015, 01:57:03 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordbutterfly.png[/avatar]I can't tell what Terezi's goal is here. I guess to stop herself from killing Vriska on the meteor?  But I thought Vriska had to die there to stop Jack from finding the meteor and killing all of the trolls then and there?

I'm really not sure what anything she's having John do on the meteor is supposed to accomplish, really.  If she was trying to save the trolls you'd think she'd send him back to before they were all brutally murdered, not directly afterward.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on January 06, 2015, 04:18:34 PM
I think she wants to kill Gamzee instead of entering into blackrom with him; she was still indecisive about whether to try to kill Vriska on the meteor, until she had that vision of what would happen if Vriska left to fight Jack, right? That seemed like the deciding factor, and I think the same events would play out even though she now knows that Gamzee was framing Vriska.

also there was this piece of dialogue: (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009072)

TEREZI: 4ND Z3RO 1N ON SOM3 OF MY M3MOR13S, 4ND CH4NG3 4 F3W TH1NGS
JOHN: like what?
TEREZI: GOOD QU3ST1ON
TEREZI: W3 H4V3 4LL M4D3 4 LOT OF M1ST4K3S
TEREZI: 1 COULD N4M3 4 DOZ3N T3RR1BL3, STUP1D TH1NGS P3OPL3 H4V3 DON3 JUST OFF TH3 TOP OF MY H34D
TEREZI: WH1CH 1F 3R4S3D WOULD PROB4BLY 1MPROV3 TH3 S1TU4T1ON
TEREZI: 4ND Y3T
TEREZI: 1 DON'T F33L L1K3 1 H4V3 TH3 CR3D1B1L1TY TO HOLD 4NYON3 4CCOUNT4BL3 OTH3R TH4N MYS3LF
TEREZI: 1 TH1NK 1 WOULD F33L L1K3 4 HYPOCR1T3 1F 1 TR13D TO F1X OTH3R P3OPL3'S M1ST4K3S
[/color]
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on January 07, 2015, 12:47:44 AM
Also if you think about it, it's possible that having those trolls alive would cause more problems. Off the top of my head, Equius might stop use his (unseen but present) Void powers to stop people from interfering with The Condesce, seeing how she's a superior blood caste to him and he takes that shit super seriously. Also, Tavros is a walking disaster waiting to happen (what if Vriska manipulates him into controlling GCat?). I can't think of what saving Nepeta and Feferi would accomplish, but their presence would be at the very least totally inconsequential (Feferi never mastered her Life powers in the main timeline, and Nepeta doesn't really offer much outside of a shipping wall and claws).

But yeah, I'm sure Terezi will still be able to kill Gamzee in time to stop Vriska from fighting Jack, one way or another.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on January 07, 2015, 05:47:10 AM
I was thinking that she'd team up with the surviving trolls during that confrontation that ended with Karkat calming Gamzee down by PAPing him.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on January 08, 2015, 04:28:02 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordwaitaminute_zpsf723b79a.png[/avatar]Wait, did that scene that John just jumped into take place before or after that 3x Showdown Combo between Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzee?  Would him not being there affect how it played out?  Not that Eridan being alive or dead would make any difference anyway, but it is getting hard keeping events straight.

Shit, it was hard keeping them straight before Hussie introduced actual, active retconning as a story element.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on January 08, 2015, 04:58:59 AM
After; soon after the scene John just popped into was the part where Terezi is forced to kill Vriska, and the big showdown with the all the surviving trolls (Karkat, Terezi, Kanaya, Sollux, and Gamzee).
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on January 08, 2015, 05:54:03 AM
Oh god she changed in front of Gamzee
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on January 09, 2015, 11:14:28 AM
We interrupt this important plot stuff to bring you dead troll lesbian makeouts.

Also LOL Hussie
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on January 09, 2015, 01:33:36 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordheh_zps98fda1d1.png[/avatar]Wouldn't be the first time.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on January 12, 2015, 07:55:56 AM
Holy shit holy shit holy shit :flipout::flipout::flipout:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: The Aboriginal One on January 12, 2015, 10:39:34 AM
Is it wrong for me to want to hear Karkat bitch to John about being John from the future?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on January 12, 2015, 12:40:01 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordswag2_zps88f131f9.png[/avatar]I like how John actually said "Kapow."

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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on January 12, 2015, 07:11:27 PM
Then that means Vriska and Meenah might not hook up now :(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on January 12, 2015, 07:17:55 PM
I didn't want to mention that, but it goes beyond that. Them even meeting each other is gonna get retconned :(
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on January 13, 2015, 12:04:37 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordintrigued.png[/avatar]Which means Meenah likely won't give up her plans for a ghost army to fight English with.  And with Aranea never getting resurrected she'll likely stick around to keep them under mind control.  I'm starting to see how this is all coming together.  I think.

Does anyone remember what was left in the wallet after they took the Tumor out?
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on January 13, 2015, 12:19:27 AM
A shitload of shaving cream IIRC
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on January 17, 2015, 03:10:42 AM
Awwwww John and Roxy, that's so touc-what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHHHHH

:flipout:
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on January 19, 2015, 03:00:07 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordponder_zpsd92df58e.png[/avatar]SHE'S 8ACK. :::;]

So this was Terezi's plan all along, then?  Stop Vriska from dying, stop Aranea from reviving.  That's... actually a really good plan.    With Vriska there to take Jade and Jane out of the picture and Aranea not there to drag Gamzee into the middle of things, nobody who got killed in that big confrontation will have died.  The only one that this might not save would be Kanaya, since she was killed by the Condesce directly, but with everyone else still alive she'd have a better chance of escaping it.

There is the new timeline's Roxy that Jane killed I guess, but it looks like John's bringing the original Roxy back with him, so I don't know.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: R565 on January 19, 2015, 03:46:47 PM
Dang son, that plan is genius.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on February 19, 2015, 01:38:10 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordlol3_zps8542f330.png[/avatar]While we're all waiting impatiently for this latest hiatus to end, I'd just like to say that I'm really enjoying where this latest story on Paradox Space seems to be going.

(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/itsanau_zpsj4l89nlv.png)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on March 15, 2015, 02:15:33 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordthisguy2_zpsa2329dd9.png[/avatar]Some first impressions of Hiveswap from GDC.

http://www.destructoid.com/the-homestuck-videogame-isn-t-as-dense-as-the-comic-288881.phtml

Seems like they're going for a Monkey Island/Sam and Max classic style adventure game setup.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on April 16, 2015, 10:50:33 AM
Wow, nobody wants to talk about the 4/13 update (and the ones after)? Or the HIVESWAP TRAILER?!

Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on April 16, 2015, 01:13:21 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordava3.png[/avatar]I was gonna, but I was already double posting and didn't want to go for the hat trick.

Update talk:  I don't know what I was expecting when the updates started up again, but I sure as hell wasn't expecting claymation.

Hiveswap talk:  I get that that's just a very early teaser, but that does not look like a game that cost $2.5 million dollars.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on April 16, 2015, 07:03:57 PM
I thought the update was gonna be a huge giant flash thingy so all the claymation vines threw me. I don't think I've really processed what they depicted yet!
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on April 17, 2015, 01:36:07 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordwaitaminute_zpsf723b79a.png[/avatar]I think it went something like this:

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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on April 17, 2015, 01:57:11 AM
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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on April 23, 2015, 04:39:23 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordhurk_zps281f84b9.png[/avatar]Good news Morph-Man, keeping Vriska alive means your waifu's gross, sticky hate-dating spree with Gamzee just got retroactively erased.

Also I think she's back to being blind?  Also Gamzee's back to his old self because of Vriska's mind control and that fucks up whatever plan he and Kurloz were originally cooking up?  Also Tavrisprite is just Tavrosprite now because there's no dual-troll prototyping horseshit?  Also I think Dave and Karkat are dating now somehow?  Jegus, I didn't realize just how much stuff Vriska being alive would change.  Like, literally almost everything since the beginning of Act 6 just got retconned into being a doomed timeline.

Where's that fucking tree stump when you need it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on April 23, 2015, 04:49:39 AM
Literally everything is fixed because Vriska is alive. Also I'm so goddamn confused these flashes move so fast, there's just too much to take in.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on April 23, 2015, 01:32:05 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordheh_zps98fda1d1.png[/avatar]Well, not everything.  All the stuff the Alpha kids did to fuck over their own session before they met up with the trolls or Beta kids still happened the way that it did.

The only other thing I can think of that this would conceivably fuck up is the fact that without Vriska's ghost pirate treasure hunt John would never have touched the Sburb juju thing that gave him these weird retcon powers in the first place.  But then again, John's newest power is literally that he is no longer bound by the story's continuity so whatever.

Yet another also:
Then that means Vriska and Meenah might not hook up now :(

Judging by the latest flash this actually didn't happen, because what was previously the alpha timeline Vriska is now a doomed timeline clone Vriska, and her ghost stayed where it was in paradox space with Meenah.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on May 01, 2015, 08:05:24 AM
Just when I think I've got a handle on everything, who's alive, and what everyone's doing
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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on May 01, 2015, 09:53:51 AM
Pretty sure it was in that bit where Calliope was illustrating all of it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on May 01, 2015, 12:20:47 PM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordhurk_zps281f84b9.png[/avatar]I don't know what happened to Davesprite, but I do remember that part of the deal John made with his denizen (I think) was that all other alternate versions of himself would have to die for him to gain his new power.

What I want to know is why Dirk isn't there with everyone else.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Iced on July 06, 2015, 11:45:53 AM
Remember the homestuck game that was supposed to be developed by 2014?

the indie group hired to do it took the money and run, their method of communicating this to the author bankrolling them was to just cut all contact and pretend he didnt exist

https://archive.is/JR0PN
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on July 09, 2015, 03:32:12 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordlol3_zps8542f330.png[/avatar]I have never loved Tavros as much as I do right this very moment.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: R565 on July 09, 2015, 04:50:00 AM
You know what....he deserves it.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on July 10, 2015, 05:08:15 AM
Those dances are incredible.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on July 20, 2015, 03:08:15 AM
[avatar]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/Tiger_Stripe/discordfffuuu2_zpsa52eed70.png[/avatar]
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on July 20, 2015, 03:30:42 AM
oh goddammit
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on December 30, 2015, 02:13:31 PM
Hiveswap update.  Finally. (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/14293468/homestuck-adventure-game/posts/1453119)  You'd think with the amount of money that was thrown at this thing they'd be a little bit more transparent in their development process.

Anyway, it looks like they undergone a complete engine overhaul from 3D to 2D graphics.

(http://i.imgur.com/RBk7Is9.gif)

Which is good because it's both less costly to produce and a lot less terrible looking than their 3D attempt was.  There's also a handful of concept art that gives us a rough idea of where this story occurs within Homestuck canon.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on March 31, 2016, 02:24:04 AM
We're back in business, bipches.  Jmorphman and Jango get the fuck in here.

Looks like the remainder of Act 6 will be updating through 4/6, then a short break, followed by the entirety of the final act being posted on 4/13.

Spoiler: So here's where we're at now. (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on April 01, 2016, 03:42:26 AM
Spoiler: So here's where we're at now. (click to see content)
That seemed like what was being hinted at, but I fully expect it to be a huge fakeout because that's how this comic works.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on April 06, 2016, 02:31:08 PM
Oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god  :flipout:

Spoiler: Collide (click to see content)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on April 06, 2016, 02:39:22 PM
Wow watching this, I felt like I was reading the old Homestuck, and yeah, all that conversation leading up to the big fight pretty much went nowhere as I expected.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on April 06, 2016, 02:49:25 PM
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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on April 06, 2016, 07:23:39 PM
omfg those fight scenes
Title: Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Post by: Jango on April 06, 2016, 11:15:48 PM
For those of you who missed it:

(http://36.media.tumblr.com/335e8d1a506dc4ccc9356f590471ea7a/tumblr_inline_o57dnoMY0O1si5xzr_400.png)

And there's actually an explanation to it (http://thewhitewindywaves.tumblr.com/post/142340817931/so-i-heard-a-lot-of-newer-homestuck-fans-are) (slightly NSFW)
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on April 07, 2016, 01:32:45 AM
I kind of love that there is no shitty fandom meme that Hussie will not go out of his way to make 100% canon.

Now I wish we'd gotten to see Pantskat one last time in the ghost crowd.

:EDIT:
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Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on April 08, 2016, 12:15:10 PM
Dammit I was hoping for the bots. Oh well this works out for now.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on April 12, 2016, 05:38:21 AM
You'd think Jane would be a little more confused as to why John is so excited to see her dad.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on April 13, 2016, 07:06:54 AM
IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER, EVERYBODY DIED BUT ME

Spoiler: not really (click to see content)

Now awaiting the mass teen suicides for this era being over.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jmorphman on April 13, 2016, 07:29:40 AM
I'm very confused but very pleased with how it ended.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on April 13, 2016, 01:44:49 PM
Homestuck truly was the greatest anime ever.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

Pose as a team.  The world is real.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Jango on April 13, 2016, 07:28:43 PM
I thought that whole fight with the beta kids got retconned? I could be wrong though.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: Person Man on April 14, 2016, 01:55:38 AM
I don't think it was before, but it might be now?

I've seen a theory that the juju's power is to remove things from the continuity of existence, which is why briefly touching it gave John the ability to no longer be bound by canon.  So when Vriska used its full power against Lord English she completely removed him, and by extension Caliborn, from the entirety of Homestuck, causing everything they ever would have did to no longer ever will have happened and oh no I've gone cross eyed.
Title: Re: MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck)
Post by: RMaster007 on April 14, 2016, 02:06:17 AM
I cannot believe Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff aren't in M.U.G.E.N yet.