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Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners (Read 84456 times)

Started by Sean Altly, October 06, 2012, 04:28:38 AM
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Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
#1  October 06, 2012, 04:28:38 AM
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So, for those of you who may not know, Det. Laurel has an easter-egg where if you win the final round of your match with more than half of your health, he puts on his sunglasses and drops a CSI: Miami-like one-liner on his opponent. He has a couple unique ones already (for Thirteen in SHADEs and one for Ryu).

Basically, this thread is for suggesting character specific one-liners so I can send them to the voice actor to include in the game. Here's the current roster for reference:

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1. Ryu (SF) - "Looks like I didn't have to defeat Sheng Long --- to stand a chance."
2. Ken (SF) - "Want to be second best? -- Sure you can."
3. Alex (SFIII) - "Looks like making your first move -- was your third strike."
4. Charlie (SFA)
5. Mr. X (Resident Evil 2)
6. Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
7. Hinata (Rival Schools)
8. Morrigan (Darkstalkers) - "Looks like this succubus -- just plain sucks."
9. Megaman (Megaman) - "Looks like Megaman's -- been canceled."
10. M. Bison/Vega (SF2)
11. Jin Saotome (Cyberbots)
12. Arthur (Ghosts 'n Goblins)
13. Crimson Viper (Street Fighter IV)
14. Jedah (Darkstalkers)
15. Leo (Red Earth) -- "Looks like in this jungle -- I'm the king."
16. Albert Wesker (Resident Evil)
17. Haggar (Final Fight) - "Looks like this really was your -- Final Fight."
18. Chun-Li (SFII) - "Looks like you're the first lady -- of losing."
19. Skullomania (SFEX)
20. Gouken (SFIV)

THE WORLD

1. K' (KoF)
2. Lynn Baker (Rage of the Dragons)
3. Tizoc (Garou: MOTW)
4. Captain America (Marvel)
5. Solid Snake (MGS) - "Looks like this snake -- lost its bite."
6. Rorschach (Watchmen/DC) - "Looks like your attempt at vigilante justice -- came up short."
7. Jin Kazama (Tekken 3)
8. Blaze (Streets of Rage) - "Looks like this Blaze -- was just a fizzle."
9. CM Punk (WWE)
10. Squall Leonhart (FFVIII)
11. Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
12. Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
13. Det. Garret Laurel (SHADEs of Manhattan 2)
14. Koopa Troopa (Super Mario Bros.)
15. Dr. Doom (Marvel)
16. Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) - "Looks like the fastest thing alive -- wasn't fast enough."
17. Axel Stone (Streets of Rage) - "Looks like you should have kept your rage -- off my streets."
18. Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
19. Terry Bogard (Fatal Fury)
20. Superman (DC Comics) - "I guess the Man of Steel -- had a glass jaw."

Have at it everyone! Once I find one I like for a character, I will cross them off the list so people don't keep suggesting ones for the same character over and over.

Here's a barrage of CSI one-liners for reference: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Last Edit: October 11, 2012, 07:52:58 PM by Sean Altly
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#2  October 06, 2012, 04:41:43 AM
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Sonic: "Looks like the fastest thing alive... wasn't fast enough."

I'll throw out more as they come to mind.
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#3  October 06, 2012, 05:14:45 AM
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For Superman.

"Seems like the Man of Steel got rusty with the time".

For Koopa Troopa.

"The guys in the station won't believe what I just saw".
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#4  October 06, 2012, 05:28:49 AM
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Sub-Zero: You were cool, but I was....icy chill.

Ok, that might be too terrible...

Captain America: Looks like now you represent the....Red, Black & Blue.
Last Edit: October 06, 2012, 08:00:03 AM by Llong Jjohn Killer
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#5  October 06, 2012, 06:17:51 AM
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Maybe I'll give it a shot.

Ken
~Want to be second best?.......Sure you can.

Alex
~Making your first move......was your third strike.

Charlie
~You holding back......was lame.

Mr. X
~Turns out your movements.......marked the spot.
Last Edit: October 06, 2012, 06:46:20 AM by Kirishima
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#6  October 06, 2012, 06:27:29 AM
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Ken: Looks like you... need a new flowchart.
Jill: Well I guess you are the master... of losing.
Wesker: It turns out that only saturation going on here... is my fist in your face.
Terry: Actually, I am OK... but are you?
Goku (by Iced, so that's why it sucks): I guess that was... your final form.
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#7  October 06, 2012, 06:51:55 AM
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Ken : Looks like your fire....has finally been put out
Alex : Looks like your power bomb...had a wet fuse
Morrigan/Jedah: (this one is from CSI Miami)  You know what they say "You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell".
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#8  October 06, 2012, 08:07:28 AM
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vs Superman "Seems like the Man of Steel ... wasn´t bullet proof".
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#9  October 06, 2012, 08:10:43 AM
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Dr Doom: Sorry Victor --- but you're doomed.
Megaman: Looks like Megaman's --- been cancelled.
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#10  October 06, 2012, 09:11:19 AM
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#11  October 06, 2012, 11:24:27 AM
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Cm Punk:
"Well, CM Punk. It looks like you're NOT that big of a deal."
"Looks like the best in the world...is not you."

Scorpion:
"Looks like you regret me getting over there."

M. Bison:
"Looks to me like you're all psycho...and no power."

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#12  October 06, 2012, 12:40:31 PM
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Haggar "Looks Like Theres a new mayor in Town"

Jedah "Looks like you CAN cheat death" (jedah is actually the embodiment of the grim reaper)

Squall "Looks like Your Story never DID happen" (reference to the squall dies theory)

alternatively "Looks like You forgot to draw before the match" (reference to the draw system in the game)

Captain America "looks like America needs a New captain"

Wesker "Looks like YOU'RE the one who needs Saturated"


You'll fix chuchoryu ? Sounds like a plan. How about you code him from scratch instead ?
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#13  October 06, 2012, 12:46:33 PM
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Wesker:"...borrowin' your shades for a bit."
Scorpion: "Thought you were the best? ...hell no."
CM Punk: "Looks like this straight edge...is blunt."
Sub-Zero: "Looks like I just put your plans...on ice."
Sonic: "Looks like it didn't matter now what happened...you gave up the fight."
Axel: "Looks like its time for you to...go straight,"
Jin Kazama: "Looks like...the devil's in the details."
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#14  October 06, 2012, 01:04:52 PM
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C. Viper: Were you supposed to be the best CIA's fighter? please...
I swear there was something cool here!!
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#15  October 06, 2012, 03:17:15 PM
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Koopa Troopa: 'Looks like I'll be having.... the turtle soup'
Skullomania: 'Looks like those bones... are brittle'
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#16  October 06, 2012, 04:05:05 PM
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vs Superman: I guess the Man of Steel...has a glass jaw.
vs Gouken: Looks like this time...he's not faking his death.
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#17  October 06, 2012, 04:19:04 PM
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Hinata: Looks like you've enrolled into the school of hard knocks...

Terry: Lone Wolf?  Looks more like... Sad Poodle!
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Haggar: Get used to losing mayor, elections are coming.
Leo: Looks like the king of the jungle, was finally dethroned.
Arthur : Time's up tin man, time to go back to Oz.
Snake : Looks like this old snake....lost its' bite
Doom: Looks like the doctor.....is out...cold
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#19  October 06, 2012, 08:22:43 PM
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Ken (SF)
- "Haven't I fought you before? Oh wait, that was Ryu"

Megaman (Megaman)
- "You're the best character ever~ back in the 90s"

Leo (Red Earth)
- "Looks like the circus passed by, nice costume by the way"

Chun-Li (SFII)
- "I don't usually fight women, but when I do, I make sure to drop them off in the kitchen'' Actually, that just sounds terrible.

Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
- "Was I too cool for you?"

Terry Bogard (Fatal Fury)
- "Are you okay?"

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#20  October 06, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
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Have you people actually watched CSI: Miami or even know the meme in the first place? Because some of you are just suggesting generic one liners.