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Started by Do not even ask, October 28, 2012, 10:37:23 AM
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Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7321  September 13, 2016, 07:12:37 PM
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"Huh?" Bal-Bas-Beta started, "I punched these two stupid cosplayers to death with the Rocket Punch, how are they alive and thanking me?"

"Well bud, looks like some clarification is in order," said R.O.B. "Preferably with slang and vulgarity. Try it!"

"Alright," BBB said with a shrug. "Hey, dildos! Feel the wrath of my Piston Hurricane!"



After killing the couple again, BBB walked over to R.O.B. "How was that?"

"Calling them 'dildos?' What are you from, the 80's?" Asked R.O.B.

"Yes, because Repo Man is the greatest movie to have ever existed. If mankind is to have a chance at survival, he should watch this movie, and..."

Bal-Bas-Beta didn't actually stop there. He continued on, talking about such memorable scenes as the "plate of shrimp" and Bud's monologue over cocaine, and takara was jotting down notes furiously to prepare for the robot war.

"Yes this sounds like the most excellent movie ever made!" said everyone, including the deceases couple who briefly reanimated as zombies to thank their murderer for cultural enlightenment, only for him to use the PISTON HURRICANE again.

Then if on cue, the glowing Chevrolet Malibu from the movie appeared



"Let's climb in!" suggested R.O.B.

"I dunno, looks intense!" said takara warily.

"Repo man's ALWAYS intense!" said BBB as they climbed in and drove off.
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7322  September 13, 2016, 07:23:41 PM
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What a fucking relief this is just the just shit thread! I almost wrote this site off when I saw what might have been a 367 page RP thread.

*shits diaper*
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7323  September 14, 2016, 01:55:44 AM
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Ooh! Can I play?! Can I play?!



" Alright, what the hell is going on here?! "
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7324  September 14, 2016, 07:57:06 AM
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Before BBB and R.O.B punched the cutest couple, Gladiolus Amicitia x Anastasia, Anastasia used her powerful musou magic and put her wired gloves into the ground.

"BBB, if I were you, I would say do not underestimate a seductive beauty such as myself. Even though, I look delicate and weak on the outside, when you feel my beautiful wrath, you and your dumb robot friend will feel the wrath from my wired gloves and the great sword attack from my lovable boyfriend; Gladiolus Amicitia."




"I want to be in Gladiolus' arms. He makes me a happy girl and there's just something about him makes me special."
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7325  September 14, 2016, 09:15:50 AM
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BBB and R.O.B. already drove off in the Chevy Malibu with takara to find some other way to spend time instead of watching your shitty makeout fanfiction take place (it's not even an RP because you don't even address anything anyone's even adding). So your character is literally talking to air.
Last Edit: September 14, 2016, 09:19:19 AM by J.A.N.G.O.
oh, I've wasted my life
#7326  September 14, 2016, 10:54:46 AM
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"DON'T MOCK THE SHOCKER!", shouted the Shocker, as his Shockermobile ploughed into a couple in the middle of a serious make out session. It was another pair of Gladiolus Amicitia's and Anastasia's, and like all the other pairs, this couple was oblivious to the carnage surrounding them, not even noticing the Shockermobile headed straight toward them until just before it collided with them, the Shockermobile lurching to a sudden stop as the couple was flung almost comically into the air.

"Goddamn holograms" sighed the Shocker after he stepped out of his vehicle and surveyed the damage to his front bumper. "I don't have insurance on this!" he whined. He looked over to the injured couple, cringing at the broken neck on 'Gladiolus'. It was a pretty gruesome sight, even as a distorted, shimmering image, for the hologram was rapidly failing. Mercifully, it shut off suddenly; the damage from the impact of the Shockermobile being far too forceful to survive. The Anastasia hologram was doing much better, however, seeming to only have suffered a few scrapes. She was sobbing over the now-disappeared "corpse" of her lover.

"How could you do this? How could you take him away from me?" she sobbed.

"Hey lady, you were standing in the middle of the street! All you dumb holograms do is stand around kissing! Weird robots have been running around slaughtering you guys and you can't stop yourselves for even a second to notice! It's really weird and inconsiderate!" the Shocker angrily fired back.

"I'm... a hologram?" she sniffled, her sorrow over her dead lover rapidly disappearing, as her memory unit quickly finished the process of reformatting to remove all traces of her dead beloved.

"Yeah, I dunno. Don't ask me. I don't know what's going on. I'm not even supposed to be here! The world was supposed to be ending, and New York was under attack, so I hightailed out of there in my Shockermobile. But then everything went white and I woke up here!" he explained. "I distinctly feel like I've fallen between the cracks and been forgotten in the midst of some cosmic reset of not only my universe, but of the multiverse itself!"

'Anastasia' didn't understand a word of what he was saying, and it all sounded like a bunch of dumb comic book bullshit anyway. "So uh... what were you shouting about not mocking the uh, shocking?" she asked.

"The Shocker, don't mock the Shocker. That's me." he replied.

'Anastasia' stared blankly.

"... I'm the Shocker." he repeated.

'Anastasia' continued to stare.

"... umm?" she mumbled.


"I'm Spider-Man's deadliest foe! I almost got him, a couple times!"

"That's... nice?" she managed.

Even in this weird place with a bunch of brainless holograms constantly making out with each other, he couldn't get any respect! The Shocker frowned, which went unnoticed because he was wearing a full face mask.

"And someone was mocking you?" asked 'Anastasia'.

"Yeah! It was those mean robots! They said my costume was dumb! And that I was dumb too!" cried the Shocker.

"You do look pretty ridiculous." she replied.

"You're one to talk!" he shouted back.

'Anastasia' looked herself over, regarding her ludicrious outfit, and shrugged in agreement.

"And anyways, it protects me from the effects of my gauntlets!" whined the Shocker.

"It's insulated to protect you from electric blasts?" she asked.

"What? No! My gauntlets don't shoot electricity, they shoot out concussive blasts!" he answered.

"Then why are you called the Shocker?!?" she questioned.

"B-b-because my gauntlets fire shockwaves!" he stammered.

"Then it's a really dumb name! And confusing! Like it's some weird bit of trivia that nerds would pull out to hold over other people!" she fired back.

"Well, it's worked for me so far! I've never had to change it! Trapster used to go by the name Paste-Pot-Pete, and no one holds that over his head! ...I mean, I guess they do, but they don't do it to his face!" complained the Shocker.

She pressed on, "OK, whatever. So the robots made fun of you and you got in your car and drove away crying, or something?"

"Yes! I mean, no! ... I mean, kinda! I didn't cry! B-because they were wrong! My costume is smart and p-practical!" he sputtered.

"Practical, maybe. But definitely not 'smart'" she said, rolling her eyes.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"You look like you fucked a roll of Bounty paper towels." she replied.


The Shocker considered this a moment, and then activated his gauntlets at full strength and blasted her into a wall. Her spine audibly cracked, and the holographic image that made up her being crackled out of existence. He sighed. Unlike a lot of his fellow supervillains, he wasn't really into murdering, but holograms didn't really count. Still, they were realistic enough to make killing one unsettling.

As the Shocker walked back to his car, he quickly ducked out of the way of a Chevy Malibu barreling down the road. Its passengers were yelling at him but he couldn't really make out what they were saying. The perils of wearing a heavily padded face mask that covered his ears, he supposed.

He got into his car, and it mercifully started without any issue. He gripped the steering wheel and turned his car around, heading back into the mass of kissing holograms. His thumbs caressed the toggle switches on his gauntlets.

"No one's gonna mock the Shocker ever again."
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7327  September 14, 2016, 06:12:02 PM
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Looks outside the window.
"Goddamn punks ruining my lawn."
Flips page on his newspaper.
"I knew I should have invested in a new security system."
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7328  September 14, 2016, 07:45:20 PM
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Jesus Christ Jmorphman
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7329  September 14, 2016, 09:46:45 PM
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Shocker is really fun to write, sue me.
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7330  September 15, 2016, 12:28:09 AM
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Shizuo noticed the man with the red and yellow suit standing in front of him. He seemed to be a bit reckless in his behavior, him hitting a woman. When Shizuo noticed he was getting away, he ran up to his car, jumped in, and grabbed the driver by the collar.



" You seem pretty cocky hitting a lady like that. Aren't you that Iron Man dude or something? "
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7331  September 15, 2016, 12:45:06 AM
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*Hannibal enters.*

*Studio audience cheers*

*Hannibal is slightly irritated due to all the noise other folks present are making.*

*Hannibal lifts up his hands*



*Studio audience claps*
"Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

"Okay, okay. So you put a Nazi on the Moon. Fuck you, Moon."
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7332  September 15, 2016, 01:09:30 AM
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All this talk of role playing and I'm not seeing a one of you jerks rolling for initiative.  Such disrespect for the rules.  Rocks fall, everyone dies.
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7333  September 15, 2016, 01:21:08 AM
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*every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE roleplay thread*
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7334  September 15, 2016, 01:30:58 AM
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*Speedpreacher is too tired from work to type out a transcript of this video and pass it off as role-playing*

Oh, why must I tell 'em again?
What must I tell 'em, my friend?
That we are born into sin
And we are worshiping murderers
Nothing but evil duplicitous men
I know you heard of 'em all
We should just murder 'em all
We should just murder and ball
We dance on the ruins we looting from all of they palace's walls
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7335  September 15, 2016, 01:32:28 AM
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*Hannibal enters.*

*Studio audience cheers*

*Hannibal is slightly irritated due to all the noise other folks present are making.*

*Hannibal lifts up his hands*



*Studio audience claps*

Hannibal starts spouting "YEAH WELL YOU'RE A RAPIST" based on allegations with little to no grounding.

Your career is now ruined.
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7336  September 15, 2016, 01:35:53 AM
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Didn't Cosby admit it though?
"Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

"Okay, okay. So you put a Nazi on the Moon. Fuck you, Moon."
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7337  September 15, 2016, 01:36:15 AM
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No.
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7338  September 15, 2016, 01:38:58 AM
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Well he was found guilty so all's well that ends well.

Edit: or not? im not actually very caught up on the issue and im getting kinda mixed info. He did go blind though apparently.
"Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

"Okay, okay. So you put a Nazi on the Moon. Fuck you, Moon."
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7339  September 15, 2016, 01:47:14 AM
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Cosby has not been found guilty of anything and the most he's admitted to is using ludes
Oh, why must I tell 'em again?
What must I tell 'em, my friend?
That we are born into sin
And we are worshiping murderers
Nothing but evil duplicitous men
I know you heard of 'em all
We should just murder 'em all
We should just murder and ball
We dance on the ruins we looting from all of they palace's walls
Re: Role-Play Hellhole!
#7340  September 15, 2016, 01:48:54 AM
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His trial is currently ongoing, but doesn't seem to be going very well for him. And it certainly doesn't help that there's a shit ton of evidence against him.