Ask Barker

[Cobra Caddie]

- Do you have any headcanons regarding:

-  Duck King
-  Pupa

Yes, I ship them.


-  Boxer
He learned the gigaton blow from me due to time travel. Also we're homies and he lets me call him Mikey.

-  Hakan
He loves your daughters too.


How do you like your steak?
Shredded and on a hoagie roll. No mushrooms, onions, or peppers. But with ranch and/or mayo and american cheese.

Fill in the blanks:
Iced is to Guild as spine-injury is to spine.

How is your love quest to find a boyfriend-free girl?
Terrible. May have found a couple that had boyfriends, though...

[Mog]

Which Venture Bros. character do you relate to and why?

[Ex☆Cham]

-What "Caddie" means?
-Whos the girl(?) riding a tank like a boss on your signature?
-what would be "epic" in terms of pictures to you?

[Cobra Caddie]

Which Venture Bros. character do you relate to and why?


Far left. Because I'm a hipster who loves obscure shit and the 2nd season opening was one of my favorite moments from the series. (That and the Venture characters are all pretty unrelatable to me.)

-What "Caddie" means?
It's short for Cadicle.

-Whos the girl(?) riding a tank like a boss on your signature?
Tank Girl.

-what would be "epic" in terms of pictures to you?
It has to have a large amount of things I like in it.

[Ex☆Cham]

-Whos the girl(?) riding a tank like a boss on your signature?
Tank Girl.

wow...Such name.

[Iced]

Give me your wrestling persona.

now descirbe me as it turns heel.


When are you finishg mspaint caddie?


What was your best mugen moment?


Who is the best mugenite?


If you had to kiss four banned persons who would they be?

[Cobra Caddie]

Give me your wrestling persona.
When I was 12 my CAW was "Tom the Terminator", it was basically green Kane. Now adays, the rare times I do play wrestling games, I just make them based on me and put them in white/black and gold.

now descirbe me as it turns heel.




When are you finishg mspaint caddie?
I'm giving a serious answer to this. Agreeing to take on and abandoning the many projects that I did still eats at me to this day. I never appropriately apologized to you for that. I'm sorry Iced. I'm sorry Bia. Honestly though you did a way better job on those sprites than I possibly could. I mean look at this:


Hilarious. It was for the best.

What was your best mugen moment?
My favorite release is Terry's MotW stage. That stage is awesome. I like whenever I can do releases.

Who is the best mugenite?
What is a mugenite? Do you mean like a mugener? I dunno I like a lot of people who make stuff.

If you had to kiss four banned persons who would they be?
They're out there but I'll never tell 

[Zero-Sennin]

1) Since you don't do much hobbyist stuff these days, what DO you do to relax? All work and no play makes Cadicle a CRAZY MAN (or just really tired, I don't know.)
2) Have you done anything fun/unusual lately?
3) Who is the ideal Caddie soulmate?

[Renzo F]

Why the change from Cadicle to Caddie? I remember you getting angry with people if they called you CADICLE.

CADICLE.
CADICLE.
CADICLE.
CADICLE.
CADICLE.

[Thedge]

CADICLE.
CADICLE.
CADICLE.

.. sorry.

- Why Duck King?
- If paid enough, would you strip in public?
- Favorite MK Stage?
- Why is Cobra so awesome?
- Is walt the biggest mexican there is?

[Umezono]

what are your favorite horror games?
how do you like your coffee?
what kind of mech would you pilot?
what was your favorite class in college?
alvholic beverage of choice?
favorite moment in the darude sandstorm video?
whats your stance on "gamergate"

[Cobra Caddie]

1) Since you don't do much hobbyist stuff these days, what DO you do to relax? All work and no play makes Cadicle a CRAZY MAN (or just really tired, I don't know.)
Watch tv and play old video games. I've been trying to hang out with friends more lately because they're always trying to get me to go out and I'm like unnnnngggghhhh. So isolationist stuff mixed with trying to be more social.

2) Have you done anything fun/unusual lately?
I went to this place called Rock Springs with my coworkers and that was super fun. It's like a flowing river that has a park area around it.

3) Who is the ideal Caddie soulmate?
Personality: Open and passionate, wanting to try new things. Friendly and more passive than aggressive. Nerdy, yet social.
Looks: Short, curvy, pretty but she doesn't know it. Dark hair preferred.

Someone like me I guess. I want a bro I can have sex with.

Why the change from Cadicle to Caddie? I remember you getting angry with people if they called you CADICLE.

Cause Cadicle is an incredibly nerdy name and Caddie is cute. People already called me Caddy for short so I just adopted it. I was never really angry about being called Cadicle, I have a dumb sense of humor and I thought pretending to be angry was funny.

- Why Duck King?
I was looking to expand beyong Capcom games to play, mainly because I wanted some inspiration to create for Mugen. That and Mugen showed me that there was much more out there than I was experiencing. I got Real Bout Fatal Fury Special because I played FF2 and FFS when I was young and I thought it was the "newest" game. So I was looking through all the characters and Duck King stuck out like a sore thumb. I was like "Hahah wait! I remember that guy, he was kinda cool. Alright I'll try him". I hate projectile tossers so when I started playing him, he moved so fast and smooth. And yet his moves were powerful. I adapted to his playstyle quickly and I thought he was unique and awesome. When I started to find out more about his personality it just made me love him anymore. Duck is amazing.

- If paid enough, would you strip in public?
Yes but I would probably shave and make sure I had a boner. I wouldn't wanna be flaccid for some reason.

- Favorite MK Stage?
I love the stages from the first game. The stage with all the monks in the background, the stage with all the statues of the fighters, goro's lair, the pit 1...it'd be really hard for me to choose honestly. Mortal Kombat 2's stages are pretty cool too, I love the atmosphere of both those games.

Deception has some awesome stages like the beach level that morphs between normal and horror, and Liu Kang's tomb level. Deadly Alliance features some cool designs. I can't choose dude, I love Mortal Kombat stages. Weird that I've never converted any.

- Why is Cobra so awesome?
I can kinda explain this. He's calm and collected, yet isn't afraid to be comedic. He's a ladies man and doesn't let rejection effect him. And when he fights...here's something I really like about him. He seems like a normal person with a gun attachment, but there are times in the series where he shows a hint of a hidden, dark side to him. Like his enemies will think they have him beat and then he'll show that he actually has super human strength and kills them in cold blood. He seemed to have a completely different personality before the makeover and there are moments like that where we see just a hint of what may be the real Cobra. He's a complex character.

- Is walt the biggest mexican there is?
I highly doubt that.

what are your favorite horror games?
Oooo  I like Silent Hill(my favorite is 4 though 3 is the scariest and 2 has the best story, and the combat in Homecoming can be fun) and Clock Tower. I wouldn't count Resident Evil but I've played through nearly all of them, they're fun. Sorry for the boring answer, I picked all the popular choices.

I can appreciate both action games where you can fight the horror and survival games where the enemies overpower you. They can be tense in their own ways.

how do you like your coffee?
I don't like the taste of coffee. I drink drinks and eat food for their taste, so when I go to Starbucks I have a white-chocolate with ice. It's delicious.

what kind of mech would you pilot?
I don't like the overly large mechs. But I think I'd pilot something from either the Battle Clash games(like the Falcon or Tornado, I mean), or something like from the Front Mission games. I like how speedy the Battle Clash mechs are, but I love the punch, shoot, block, dash, jet capabilities of Front Mission mechs. If it counts I'd love to have a Samus suit.

...The power suit, not the zero suit.

what was your favorite class in college?
I never went to college. In high school I loved any math classes, science was good depending on the teachers but could be hard, I hated english, social studies was easy but boring, and I never really liked any extracurricular classes. For "gym" I liked weight lifting.

alvholic beverage of choice?
I like weak drinks that taste good like screwdrivers. Hate beer, they all taste nasty. Straight vodka with a cream soda to chase it is my drink of choice when I wanna get drunk. My favorite drink is goldschlager. It has GOLD in it!

favorite moment in the darude sandstorm video?
I've never watched it.

whats your stance on "gamergate"
I never liked gaming websites. Ever. Outside of gamefaqs for the faqs and cheat sections(and I used to go to the boards), I only used to go to n64.com and later ign64.com for cheats. Journalism sites though? They've always been ridiculous. I don't get why people go to them to read unresearched opinion pieces that are biased and agenda driven. The fact that these sites are, have, or could possibly shape the future of video games is upsetting. I support the corruption being exposed, the 10 or so major websites that all came out on the same day to say "gamers are dead" was ridiculous. Anita Sarkeesian winning any awards for gaming is ridiculous. The final straw that showed just how bad things are was 4chan banning discussion completely. They are all in bed with eachother(sometimes literally) and it's sickening whenever I see screencaps of the kind of hit piece articles these websites are putting out on actual game developers. While at the same time writing positive articles about their personal friends non-games.

I'd rather not have the future of video games shaped by those people. Because the kind of games that want to force developers to make on threat of bad reviews/boycott, I would not want to play. Unfortunately "gamergate" hasn't or isn't really accomplishing anything. No matter what they point out there isn't anything being done about it.

[Japanese Jesus]

Are you #TeamYousafsisters or #TeamRainMan?

[Cobra Caddie]

The fuck is that?

[Bastard Mami]

Caddie is to caddicle as Test is to _____________ ?

[Renzo F]

-Is it true that if you take off your hat/bunnet/whatever the hell it is you die?

[Cobra Caddie]

I have ways to deal.

[Cobra Caddie]

Ask me more questions I'm bored

[GTOAkira]

well what your favorite duck king apparition?

[Cobra Caddie]

Duck King rankings:

Gameplay: Real Bout 2
Design: Fatal Fury Special(honorable mention to Wild Ambition)


Music:
7: Duck Dub Dub(Kof XI)
6: Duck! Duck! Duck!(OST)
5: Duck Dub Dub(AST)
4: Duck! Duck! Duck!(AST)
3: Shitamachi no abarenbou(OST)
2: Wild Ambition(Check out the flow)
1: Duck Dub Dub(OST)

That was so hard to rank. I love all of Duck's themes.