Random Topic V5

[Foobs]

Religion of comic book characters

[Nero D.]

Why did you quote the post right above yours with no actual content afterward

Look at his post history.

[Orochi Gill]

What is it about StormEX or affiliating with him that makes people post like this

[chickiln]

Why did you quote the post right above yours with no actual content afterward

Look at his post history.

Because he already said what i was going to say so i didn't need to say anything...

[Jmorphman]

Oh, I forgot to post the text piece Patton Oswalt did on the Famous Bowl; the one where he actually eats it. A truly hilarious article. Here's a sample line:

Everything inside the store—including the employees and customers—looked like it had been rubbed with sad ham.

edit: I really had to post this one

The cheese had congealed. Even in the heat and steam of the covered Famous Bowl, it had congealed. I stabbed it with the tines of my spork and it all came up in one piece. I nibbled an edge, had a vision of a crying Dutch farmer, and put it down.

I want to make love to this sentence.

[Nucka]

[Innuendoly Egor]

Why did you quote the post right above yours with no actual content afterward

Look at his post history.

Because he already said what i was going to say so i didn't need to say anything...

Say something once, why say it again?

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[Titiln]

DID YOU KNOW: hayley williams has tits

[Nero D.]

lol that's a good one

[K.O.D]

[Titiln]

old and still owns

[Mineko C. Lucky]

I'm moving tomorrow guys, has to start learning how to live alone now...

And my laptop is still not fixed, darn.

[The Aboriginal One]

Living alone is not a hard thing to do. It's more of the going in society thing that gets you.

[Bea]

Always keep a fresh pack of condoms handy.
Now that you're living alone, you never know when they'll be needed.
You might meet an interesting guy and invite him for coffee/tea and Dagon knows where it will end. 

[The Aboriginal One]

Bea, no. no. No givie me the bad thoughts.

Wait... I'm interesting... 

[Rote Zaungast]

im interesting and i dont wear condoms

[The Aboriginal One]

Very uninteresting, yet TMI.

[THEMAINCHARACTER]

enjoy your new lifestyle...watch out for trojan...if you get close to heaven try to go beyond seven...now that you'll be the queen of your own castle...you must wear your crown proudly and responsibly...dont trustex everybody...there aint no shame in being a lil bit picky...i dont know if wearing a kimono is part of your culture...being inspiral with your impulse will bring a lot of pleasure plus...many more...

forget about magnums if you gun shy...

[momo!]

she's not from japan so kimono isn't.

[Duo Solo]

I've been looking for work recently and I came across an ad looking for someone to take care of a teenage who may go blind in both eyes. Apparantly on Wednesday (the day I graduated) a couple of seniors from my school thought it would be funny for their last senior prank was to go around and throw water baloons filled with bleach at middle schoolers. While they were zooming down the street, they happened to hit a young hispanic male in the face with the baloon and the boy almost went blind.
http://www.ajc.com/news/gwinnett/boy-hit-with-balloon-536692.html

From what their ad was in the newspaper, the family would pay $10 an hour to help be the young man's "eyes" during the summer.

But seriously, shit like this pisses me off more than anything. I hope the dumb fuckers who tthought a prank like this to be funny would get cactus-spiked poles shoved up their asses.