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Title: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Sean Altly on October 06, 2012, 04:28:38 AM
So, for those of you who may not know, Det. Laurel has an easter-egg where if you win the final round of your match with more than half of your health, he puts on his sunglasses and drops a CSI: Miami-like one-liner on his opponent. He has a couple unique ones already (for Thirteen in SHADEs and one for Ryu).

Basically, this thread is for suggesting character specific one-liners so I can send them to the voice actor to include in the game. Here's the current roster for reference:

CAPCOM

1. Ryu (SF) - "Looks like I didn't have to defeat Sheng Long --- to stand a chance."
2. Ken (SF) - "Want to be second best? -- Sure you can."
3. Alex (SFIII) - "Looks like making your first move -- was your third strike."
4. Charlie (SFA)
5. Mr. X (Resident Evil 2)
6. Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
7. Hinata (Rival Schools)
8. Morrigan (Darkstalkers) - "Looks like this succubus -- just plain sucks."
9. Megaman (Megaman) - "Looks like Megaman's -- been canceled."
10. M. Bison/Vega (SF2)
11. Jin Saotome (Cyberbots)
12. Arthur (Ghosts 'n Goblins)
13. Crimson Viper (Street Fighter IV)
14. Jedah (Darkstalkers)
15. Leo (Red Earth) -- "Looks like in this jungle -- I'm the king."
16. Albert Wesker (Resident Evil)
17. Haggar (Final Fight) - "Looks like this really was your -- Final Fight."
18. Chun-Li (SFII) - "Looks like you're the first lady -- of losing."
19. Skullomania (SFEX)
20. Gouken (SFIV)

THE WORLD

1. K' (KoF)
2. Lynn Baker (Rage of the Dragons)
3. Tizoc (Garou: MOTW)
4. Captain America (Marvel)
5. Solid Snake (MGS) - "Looks like this snake -- lost its bite."
6. Rorschach (Watchmen/DC) - "Looks like your attempt at vigilante justice -- came up short."
7. Jin Kazama (Tekken 3)
8. Blaze (Streets of Rage) - "Looks like this Blaze -- was just a fizzle."
9. CM Punk (WWE)
10. Squall Leonhart (FFVIII)
11. Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
12. Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
13. Det. Garret Laurel (SHADEs of Manhattan 2)
14. Koopa Troopa (Super Mario Bros.)
15. Dr. Doom (Marvel)
16. Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) - "Looks like the fastest thing alive -- wasn't fast enough."
17. Axel Stone (Streets of Rage) - "Looks like you should have kept your rage -- off my streets."
18. Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
19. Terry Bogard (Fatal Fury)
20. Superman (DC Comics) - "I guess the Man of Steel -- had a glass jaw."

Have at it everyone! Once I find one I like for a character, I will cross them off the list so people don't keep suggesting ones for the same character over and over.

Here's a barrage of CSI one-liners for reference: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948)
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Koldskool on October 06, 2012, 04:41:43 AM
Sonic: "Looks like the fastest thing alive... wasn't fast enough."

I'll throw out more as they come to mind.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Amalgam of Gambling on October 06, 2012, 05:14:45 AM
For Superman.

"Seems like the Man of Steel got rusty with the time".

For Koopa Troopa.

"The guys in the station won't believe what I just saw".
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Long John Killer on October 06, 2012, 05:28:49 AM
Sub-Zero: You were cool, but I was....icy chill.

Ok, that might be too terrible...

Captain America: Looks like now you represent the....Red, Black & Blue.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Kirishima on October 06, 2012, 06:17:51 AM
Maybe I'll give it a shot.

Ken
~Want to be second best?.......Sure you can.

Alex
~Making your first move......was your third strike.

Charlie
~You holding back......was lame.

Mr. X
~Turns out your movements.......marked the spot.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Jmorphman on October 06, 2012, 06:27:29 AM
Ken: Looks like you... need a new flowchart.
Jill: Well I guess you are the master... of losing.
Wesker: It turns out that only saturation going on here... is my fist in your face.
Terry: Actually, I am OK... but are you?
Goku (by Iced, so that's why it sucks): I guess that was... your final form.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: XANDERAC on October 06, 2012, 06:51:55 AM
Ken : Looks like your fire....has finally been put out
Alex : Looks like your power bomb...had a wet fuse
Morrigan/Jedah: (this one is from CSI Miami)  You know what they say "You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell".
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Staubhold on October 06, 2012, 08:07:28 AM
vs Superman "Seems like the Man of Steel ... wasn´t bullet proof".
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Lunchbillion on October 06, 2012, 08:10:43 AM
Dr Doom: Sorry Victor --- but you're doomed.
Megaman: Looks like Megaman's --- been cancelled.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Koldskool on October 06, 2012, 09:11:19 AM
Megaman: Looks like Megaman's --- been cancelled.

Fuckin' LOL!
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: GLB on October 06, 2012, 11:24:27 AM
Cm Punk:
"Well, CM Punk. It looks like you're NOT that big of a deal."
"Looks like the best in the world...is not you."

Scorpion:
"Looks like you regret me getting over there."

M. Bison:
"Looks to me like you're all psycho...and no power."

Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Laharl on October 06, 2012, 12:40:31 PM
Haggar "Looks Like Theres a new mayor in Town"

Jedah "Looks like you CAN cheat death" (jedah is actually the embodiment of the grim reaper)

Squall "Looks like Your Story never DID happen" (reference to the squall dies theory)

alternatively "Looks like You forgot to draw before the match" (reference to the draw system in the game)

Captain America "looks like America needs a New captain"

Wesker "Looks like YOU'RE the one who needs Saturated"

Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: MightyKombat on October 06, 2012, 12:46:33 PM
Wesker:"...borrowin' your shades for a bit."
Scorpion: "Thought you were the best? ...hell no."
CM Punk: "Looks like this straight edge...is blunt."
Sub-Zero: "Looks like I just put your plans...on ice."
Sonic: "Looks like it didn't matter now what happened...you gave up the fight."
Axel: "Looks like its time for you to...go straight,"
Jin Kazama: "Looks like...the devil's in the details."
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: FeLo_Llop on October 06, 2012, 01:04:52 PM
C. Viper: Were you supposed to be the best CIA's fighter? please...
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Seadragon77 on October 06, 2012, 03:17:15 PM
Koopa Troopa: 'Looks like I'll be having.... the turtle soup'
Skullomania: 'Looks like those bones... are brittle'
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Koju-kun on October 06, 2012, 04:05:05 PM
vs Superman: I guess the Man of Steel...has a glass jaw.
vs Gouken: Looks like this time...he's not faking his death.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: GalFord on October 06, 2012, 04:19:04 PM
Hinata: Looks like you've enrolled into the school of hard knocks...

Terry: Lone Wolf?  Looks more like... Sad Poodle!
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: XANDERAC on October 06, 2012, 05:33:45 PM
Haggar: Get used to losing mayor, elections are coming.
Leo: Looks like the king of the jungle, was finally dethroned.
Arthur : Time's up tin man, time to go back to Oz.
Snake : Looks like this old snake....lost its' bite
Doom: Looks like the doctor.....is out...cold
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Markpachi on October 06, 2012, 08:22:43 PM
Ken (SF)
- "Haven't I fought you before? Oh wait, that was Ryu"

Megaman (Megaman)
- "You're the best character ever~ back in the 90s"

Leo (Red Earth)
- "Looks like the circus passed by, nice costume by the way"

Chun-Li (SFII)
- "I don't usually fight women, but when I do, I make sure to drop them off in the kitchen'' Actually, that just sounds terrible.

Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
- "Was I too cool for you?"

Terry Bogard (Fatal Fury)
- "Are you okay?"
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Mgbenz on October 06, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Have you people actually watched CSI: Miami or even know the meme in the first place? Because some of you are just suggesting generic one liners.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Berry on October 06, 2012, 11:07:54 PM
Some of these are just... bad..
Maybe I'll give it a shot.

Ken
~Want to be second best?.......Sure you can.

Alex
~Making your first move......was your third strike.

Charlie
~You holding back......was lame.

Mr. X
~Turns out your movements.......marked the spot.
FUCKING PERFECT
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Kreuzer on October 07, 2012, 12:09:45 AM
Sub Zero: "You seem to be cool... but Im cooler".
Mr. X: "It looks like you are not good enough for my... Nemesis!"
Chun Li: "Fighting you... Whoa Boobies!"
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Blackmore on October 07, 2012, 12:43:23 AM
To Blaze Feilding:
"Looks like Blaze... is just a fizzle."

To Tizoc:
"Though you got the head of a hawk... you're really just a chicken."

To Alex:
"Looks like you're the one... that DIDN'T escape."

To Bison:
"Looks like this... WASN'T delicious."

To Jin Kazama:
"Even though you have genes... I'm the one wearing the pants in the end."

I tried. :y
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Chatman on October 07, 2012, 01:27:37 AM
Vs. Jill:
"I guess this time youre the one...seeing S.T.A.R.S."
Vs. Bison
"Seems like for you...this isnt Tuesday."
Vs. Jin Saotome
"Well Jin, you should learn, Detective Laurel is the only one who is...Dynamite.
Vs. C. Viper
"Huh, guess everone's not crazy...bout' a sharp dressed man. Umm... woman.
Vs. Leo
"Looks like in this jungle...im the king."
Vs. Wesker
"Guess with those shades on you just...didn't see that ass whoopin' coming.
Vs. Haggar
"How ironic mayor. Seems like this really was your...final fight.

Vs. Blaze
"Funny, for a Blaze, you sure lack...Fire.
Vs. Goku
"My, that must sure put a pain in your...dragon balls.
Vs. Himself
"Well buddy, you should know, the sequel is...never better than the original.
Vs. Doom
"Dont ya know doctor? Everyone has to meet their... Doom.
Vs. Supes.
"Didn't your parents tell you? You can fight as hard as you want, but you're no.... Superman.

Some are bad on purpose, lol.
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Mask on October 07, 2012, 02:42:16 AM
Vs. Jill:
"I guess this time youre the one...seeing S.T.A.R.S."
Vs. Bison
"Seems like for you...this isnt Tuesday."
Vs. Jin Saotome
"Well Jin, you should learn, Detective Laurel is the only one who is...Dynamite.
Vs. C. Viper
"Huh, guess everone's not crazy...bout' a sharp dressed man. Umm... woman.
Vs. Leo
"Looks like in this jungle...im the king."
Vs. Wesker
"Guess with those shades on you just...didn't see that ass whoopin' coming.
Vs. Haggar
"How ironic mayor. Seems like this really was your...final fight.

Vs. Blaze
"Funny, for a Blaze, you sure lack...Fire.
Vs. Goku
"My, that must sure put a pain in your...dragon balls.
Vs. Himself
"Well buddy, you should know, the sequel is...never better than the original.
Vs. Doom
"Dont ya know doctor? Everyone has to meet their... Doom.
Vs. Supes.
"Didn't your parents tell you? You can fight as hard as you want, but you're no.... Superman.

Some are bad on purpose, lol.
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

These are pretty awesome dude

Vs. Subzero
Looks like you were the one...who got cold feet

Vs. CM Punk
Looks like you....just got punked

Vs. Sonic
Looks like YOU'RE...too slow

vs. Cap
Well, it looks like a living legend....isn't living anymore

vs. K'
It looks like he's gonna be o.....K (YEAAAAHHHHHHHH)

Vs. Koopa
It looks like I...just stomped you into submission

Vs. Superman
it looks like the man of steel...just got rusty (i think someone may have already done this)
or
I guess I don't believe...that a man can fly
or
Here's to hoping you come back...with a better haircut (referencing the mullet, kinda sucks)

vs. Squall
looks like the gunblade...still doesn't beat a gun

vs. Bison
No......No
or
It looks like you were the one...who was pummled to dust
or
It looks like a winner....wasn't you
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: XANDERAC on October 07, 2012, 02:49:23 AM
Ken: Looks like in the end...you were the only one who got burned
Scorpion: Looks as though there's no more venom...in your sting
Wesker : 7 minutes...7 minutes, and your time is finally up
Sub-Zero: Looks like this year... winter isn't coming
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Orochi Gill on October 07, 2012, 02:49:57 AM
Sub-Zero: "Looks like you need to....cool off"
or "Allow me to break...the ice"

Oh god that was terrible
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: XANDERAC on October 07, 2012, 02:52:45 AM
Oh man...makes me wish Mr. Freeze was in this with Arnold voices lol
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Berry on October 07, 2012, 05:24:00 AM
Vs. Haggar
"How ironic mayor. Seems like this really was your...final fight.
xD

Sub-Zero: "Looks like you need to....cool off"
That was pretty good actually.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: kkhohoho on October 07, 2012, 05:51:19 AM
Doctor Doom: 'Seems like the Doctor... has faced his doom.'
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Fist Dracon on October 07, 2012, 05:59:44 AM
I came with some ones...

Sonic
"Looks like that IS good..." (Reference to that Sonic Says)

Koopa
"It wasn't necesary a race for it..." (Super Mario 64)

An i also came with possible characters for the game...

Peacock
"Looks like today was recycling day..."
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: MightyKombat on October 07, 2012, 07:25:56 AM
Have a few more.

Haggar: "....I'm voting Republican this year."
Paul: "Someone needs to...get a haircut."
Wesker: "Looks like your Complete Global Suckification...was released into the atmosphere."
Captain America: "In my future, we have flags...but you don't."
Koopa: "That's what you get...for turtling."
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: SlySuavity on October 07, 2012, 01:50:48 PM
Welp, there's a bunch of good ones already so I'm mostly moot.

Vs Goku: Looks like that anxiety of yours -- worked up an appetite. *YEAH*

Vs Arthur: I'm guessing that knightly armor -- was just a pile of bones. *YEAH*

Vs Tizoc: It seems very like your valiant mask -- is that of a gobbler. *YEAH*

Vs Rorschach: I may fancy vigilantes who forgo the law -- but you stink. *YEAH*

Megaman: Looks like Megaman's --- been cancelled.

Fecking ow. That's a winner right there. :laugh4:
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Toni on October 08, 2012, 02:33:09 AM
vs Koopa
"Consider yourself... shell shocked!" (well, if it works in the old Ninja Turtles games...)

vs Skullomania
"I suppose you've got no bones left... to pick with me."

vs Megaman
"Looks like you just hit... rock bottom."

*shrugs*
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Kirishima on October 08, 2012, 04:23:18 AM
Quote
Megaman
"Looks like you just hit... rock bottom."
This.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: chris20855 on October 08, 2012, 05:54:15 AM
Vs. Morrigan
"Looks like you're... a suck-ubus."

Vs. Garret Laurel
"You have the right to remain... dead silent."

Vs. Goku
"I beat you, monkey boy... know what I'm Saiyan?"

Vs. CM Punk
"Looks like you just... started a riot."

Vs. Scorpion
"No... you get over here."

Vs. Haggar
"You mad... gear?"

Vs. Axel Stone
"Keep your rage... off my streets."

Vs. K'
"That's not... how you use sunglasses."

Vs. Rorshach
"I see... a beaten vigilante."

Vs. Chun-Li
"Looks like you're the first lady... of losing."

Vs. Arthur
"Looks like you... needed to use the cross."

Vs. Jin Saotome
"Please, next time... keep your clothes on."
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Berry on October 09, 2012, 04:04:40 AM
Vs. Morrigan
"Looks like you're... a suck-ubus."

Vs. Garret Laurel
"You have the right to remain... dead silent."

Vs. Goku
"I beat you, monkey boy... know what I'm Saiyan?"

Vs. CM Punk
"Looks like you just... started a riot."

Vs. Scorpion
"No... you get over here."

Vs. Haggar
"You mad... gear?"

Vs. Axel Stone
"Keep your rage... off my streets."
These are really good dude
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Markpachi on October 09, 2012, 09:48:06 AM
Vs. Goku
"I beat you, monkey boy... know what I'm Saiyan?"
Vs. Haggar
"You mad... gear?"
:cawg:
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: The Street Fighter on October 09, 2012, 03:34:17 PM
vs CM Punk:
''Look's like... He didn't went Straight Edge''

Well... that didn't go well
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: XANDERAC on October 09, 2012, 10:06:48 PM
CM Punk: Well, well...Chicago sure will be a quieter place, now that their voice has gone to sleep.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Sean Altly on October 11, 2012, 08:05:59 PM
Updated the first post with the ones I'm keeping so far. Thanks for all your help guys, keep 'em coming.

I took the liberty of doing my own Rorschach one, which you can see in the first post. I'm trying to come up with a few of my own. I had one for Squall based a bit on one posted earlier, but it seems too long. Something like "Looks like you brought a knife AND a gun to a gun fight -- and still lost." I could also go with the easy joke, "Looks like this was your -- Final Fantasy," but I already used that one for Haggar.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: MightyKombat on October 11, 2012, 08:11:20 PM
How about...

"The forecast was pretty sunny...for me, that is."

See cos Squall is a type of weather thing kinda like rain i'm not sure.

And does this CM Punk thing sound good? "Looks like this straight edge...was blunt."
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: ShiroTori on October 12, 2012, 04:08:44 AM
I think the one liner against Sonic should be altered to, "Looks like the fastest thing alive -- was too slow."
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Sinnesloschen on October 12, 2012, 04:11:48 AM
For Wesker: "It looks to me like your fighting truly is -- god awful"

      Posted: October 12, 2012, 04:22:36 AM
I think the one liner against Sonic should be altered to, "Looks like the fastest thing alive -- was too slow."

Something tells me there's a Smash Bro. reference in there...

      Posted: October 12, 2012, 04:30:16 AM
For Terry: "I hope you wouldn't mind if I asked you something: -- are you okay?"
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Kirishima on October 12, 2012, 04:39:40 AM
Terry
~Turns out this wild wolf was just hungry......for my fatal fury.

Hinata
~I dislike fighting kids like you.....we're both united by justice.

Squall
~Judging from your arsenal you seem to lack.....a Lion's Heart.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: XANDERAC on October 12, 2012, 05:39:42 AM
Jin: Looks like at the end of this tournament, I'm the one with the iron fist.
Squall: Looks like the Lion's Heart, finally gave out.
K' : Looks like you're the only one who got burned, for playing with fire
Jedah: The bell tolls, and I don't fear the reaper
Jill: Looks like -I- almost made you, into a Jill sandwich
Sub-Zero: When you mess with me, -you're- the one on thin ice.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Sean Altly on October 12, 2012, 06:47:36 AM
I think the one liner against Sonic should be altered to, "Looks like the fastest thing alive -- was too slow."

Why? Is there a specific reason? Because I think the one I have sounds better. The repeating of the word "fast" gives it a sort of rhythm that sounds more like a one liner to me. "Looks like the fastest thing alive -- wasn't fast enough." It just has a better flow to IMO.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Long John Killer on October 12, 2012, 07:01:26 AM
I think JDM was referencing Sonic's taunt from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jTD6FcLDjHc#t=226s)

Edit: C.A.N mentioned it too.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: SNT on October 12, 2012, 07:07:09 AM
to Wesker said:
Looks like your seven minutes... are just about up.

to Punk said:
This time the straight-edge... just can't cut the mustard.

Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Duos.act on October 12, 2012, 07:10:27 AM
I honestly can't remember if I posted in this thread or not already, but here we go.

Mr. X - "Mr. X?  More like....Mr. EX."
Wesker - "Looks like your glasses.....aren't the only thing broken."  (Horrible unfunny UMVC3 joke, I know)
Hinata - "Looks like my rival.....just got schooled."
CM Punk - "Looks like the voice of the voiceless.....just went mute."
Scorpion "You're coming with me.....get over here."
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: ShiroTori on October 12, 2012, 09:24:04 AM
Something tells me there's a Smash Bro. reference in there...
I think JDM was referencing Sonic's taunt from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jTD6FcLDjHc#t=226s)

Yeah, I was referencing Sonic's taunt in Brawl. I thought it would a neat idea to reference it because it's kind of a running joke among Sonic fans.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Koju-kun on October 12, 2012, 05:31:08 PM
Terry: Hey -- Are you okay?

(Edited CAN's so it'd be a little less drawn out)
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Sinnesloschen on October 13, 2012, 04:28:46 AM
Gouken: It looks like Gouken -- is broken.
Arthur: It looks like your princess -- is in another castle.
Jill: I guess I just about turned you into -- a Jill sandwich.
Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry -- did I tick you off? (Reference to Charlie's SFA3 winquote)
Sub-Zero: Looks like I just gave you -- the cold shoulder.
Terry: Hey, Terry, -- are you okay?

(Edited Koju-kun's edit of my Terry quote so the first part would have a bit more impact)
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: XANDERAC on October 13, 2012, 06:20:05 AM
CM Punk: Looks like I bring the Heat (miami reference), while this punk just brings a load of Bull (chicago).
M. Bison: Looks like this is your last stage....game over, roll credits.
Captain America: Looks like this July, you'll be celebrating all red, white, black and blue.
Goku: Skip the filler, and you're nothing but a big ape.
Wesker: Who would have guessed.....7 minutes is all it takes to beat a god
Gouken: I don't believe in chance, but I did defeat you.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Aldo on October 13, 2012, 10:20:34 AM
Wesker: 7 minutes... all I needed to beat you up.
Terry: It seems the wild wolf... has been busted.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: MightyKombat on October 13, 2012, 03:41:10 PM
ANother one for...

Snake: Now that's what I call...a snake-bite.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Toni on October 13, 2012, 05:47:16 PM
vs Captain America
"Looks like the Star Spangled Man... is seeing stars now."

vs Dr. Doom
"With a name like that... you were doomed from the start."

vs himself
"I like your style... but your moves failed to impress."
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Sinnesloschen on October 13, 2012, 07:25:23 PM
Scorpion: "Seems this one's all bark -- and no sting."
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Titiln on October 14, 2012, 06:13:15 PM
i love this thread. i like the good ones and the ones that completely miss the point (stuff like vs. CM Punk: Yeah i am Detective Garret!! looks like I am best in the world! ha ha ha)
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Jango on October 15, 2012, 12:46:51 AM
K': Looks like he couldn't - light my fire.
Lynn Baker: Looks like I solved - this Dragon's riddle.
Goku: Looks like this monkey - fell out of his tree. (http://blog.learnjapanese123.com/?p=531)
Leon: It's not the size that counts - it's how you use it.
Terry: Looks like this wolf - just got busted.
Captain America: I just made your face - Red, White, and Blue.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Sinnesloschen on October 21, 2012, 07:35:42 AM
Gouken: If I need to defeat you to stand a chance -- I've already won (reference to SF4 winquote "You must defeat me to stand a chance!")
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Gogngos on October 21, 2012, 01:32:59 PM
Vs. Tizoc: Consider your defeat... a big fall.

Vs. Scorpion: Revenge is never best served... toasted.

Mirror Match: Looks like this mirror image... is completely shattered. (Not sure if this one is good)

This is all I got so far.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Sinnesloschen on October 22, 2012, 12:40:23 AM
Vs. Scorpion: Revenge is a dish never best served... toasty.
Fixed.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Gritsmaster on October 22, 2012, 01:06:50 AM
*Ahem*

C.Viper: Looks like this Viper's...Seeing Red *YEAAAAAAAAAH*
Goku: Looks like you just didn't have...The Ballz *YEAAAAAAAAAH*
Sub-Zero: I guess your fighting level was...Below Freezing *F*CK YOOOOOUUUU*
Terry Bogard: I guess all of that anger was...Fatal Fury *BISCUIIIIIIIIIITS*
Wesker: Perhaps more traditional weapons could give you that...Samurai's Edge *STFUUUUUUUU*
Captain America: Another enemy down? ...Roger That *MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLIIIIIIIINE*
Skullomania: Looks like you just didn't...have The Guts *RONALD MCDONAAAAAALDS*
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Sean Altly on October 22, 2012, 05:11:14 AM
Those are all fucking great.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Duos.act on October 22, 2012, 05:40:43 AM
Oh god, that Captain America one.  I will be very sad if that doesn't make it in.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: davismaximus on October 22, 2012, 06:43:48 AM
How about a Running Man reference for VS Sub-Zero?
-Sub-Zero?  Now...plain zero.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Aldo on October 22, 2012, 06:45:38 AM

Genius and full of win post
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Duo Solo on October 22, 2012, 07:47:05 PM
Those are too good lol
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Gogngos on October 23, 2012, 07:18:49 AM
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

These one liners are definitely awesome. Hopefully they all make it through!
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Sinnesloschen on November 25, 2012, 05:15:27 AM
Arthur: It looks like your princess –– is in another castle.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Segatron on November 25, 2012, 06:28:36 PM
I dunno Whether I am good But....
Looks like the Skullo got ---- his jello !
Looks like the Socrpion has --has lost his sting !

I dont w know How is it But I thought I gave a shot.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Markpachi on November 25, 2012, 09:10:10 PM
Looks like the Skullo got ---- his jello !
*ba-dump~tiss*

Looks like the Socrpion has -- lost his sting
That one was actually pretty good.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: The Street Fighter on November 26, 2012, 12:48:47 PM
Gave it a shot :P

K': Looks like this one fell out of... The Nest (N.E.S.T)...

Dr.Doom: Looks like your the one who are...DOOMED...

Koopa Troopa: Too bad you didn't make...The Jump.....

Mr.X: Looks like I would have to..X  you out...

Bison: Looks like this bison was full of...Bull-Shit...

Alternate Bison: Looks like this fight... Was Delicious..
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Segatron on November 26, 2012, 02:49:15 PM
I wonder I Sean will comment here.
Mr .Snitch Nice ones
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Qtherandomdude on January 07, 2013, 09:23:48 PM
Sorry if I'm a little late to the party, and please pardon the bump, but I'd like to try my hand at this. My one-liners are in the spoiler below.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty


And then I've got a couple for the Sub Boss:

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

I'm not sure how good they are overall, or how accurate they are in terms of following the CSI meme, but if you see any you like, Sean, they're all yours.

I think my best here are the second one for Squall and Koopa Troopa/Mario, and the last three for Terry.

Also, the first one for Skullomania is purely referencing the phrase "Skeleton in the closet", and not anything else. I realized after I typed it that it could have other implications, but it was not meant to. I would have removed it, but I thought it was funny enough to keep.

I'll throw more out there if I think of any. I love the game so far, keep up the awesome work!
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Erroratu on January 07, 2013, 09:33:37 PM
well it looks like........i lost my glasses YEAAAAAAAAAH
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: YourImagination on February 06, 2013, 03:54:07 AM
I'm bored so... Why not?

Garret vs Jin - Looks like the king didn't have -- the iron fist! (*crickets*)
Garret vs Jill - Looks like my new diet will include -- a Jill sandwich! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqEZ4lrn8J4)

Yep...
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Karasai on February 06, 2013, 04:49:02 AM
Dumb question, how long should the beginning sentence be?

Squall
What's the matter? Did I leave you...Speechless?
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Mister Manwich on April 25, 2013, 09:02:05 AM
To Wesker: Looks like this god...just lost his rights.

     Posted: April 26, 2013, 12:46:07 PM
Vs Mirror: This is what happens when you...play detective.
Vs Tizoc: Looks like the Griffon...just got his wings clipped.
Vs CM Punk: I guess you just couldn't best me in the...Ring Of Honor.
Vs Captain America: Looks like the Captain...just got demoted.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: TrinitroRoy on July 24, 2013, 02:38:21 PM
Some crappy one-liner suggestions for winning against our badguy Sol:
Idea 1: Looks like this gear is in fact...guilty in all aspects.
Idea 2: Looks like you did...NOT had all guns blazing.
Idea 3: Looks like you just met...YOUR napalm death.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Chatman on July 24, 2013, 04:35:40 PM
Oh hey, this was fun! I think ill do some more.

vs. Charlie: Call me Capcom...because ive killed you off. Again.
vs. Mr. X: Seems this Tyrant...has been dethroned.
vs. Jill Valentine: Guess Nemesis isn't the only one...who's seeing S.T.A.R.S.
vs. Bison: Looks like this psycho...has been crushed.
vs. Jin Saotome: Seems this dynamite...really blew.
vs. Crimson Viper: Huh, guess this Viper...just didn't strike fast enough.
vs. Wesker: Guess in this battle you just didn't have...the samurai edge. (okay, this one is really bad, sorry.)
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Erroratu on July 24, 2013, 05:24:48 PM
vs. Jin Saotome: Seems this dynamite...really blew.
The only dynamite thats never going to bang


Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Gritsmaster on August 15, 2013, 10:42:02 AM
Oh hey, this was fun! I think ill do some more.

vs. Charlie: Call me Capcom...because ive killed you off. Again.
vs. Mr. X: Seems this Tyrant...has been dethroned.
vs. Jill Valentine: Guess Nemesis isn't the only one...who's seeing S.T.A.R.S.
vs. Bison: Looks like this psycho...has been crushed.
vs. Jin Saotome: Seems this dynamite...really blew.
vs. Crimson Viper: Huh, guess this Viper...just didn't strike fast enough.
vs. Wesker: Guess in this battle you just didn't have...the samurai edge. (okay, this one is really bad, sorry.)

I lol'd at the Jill Valentine one.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: TrinitroRoy on August 15, 2013, 07:34:55 PM
Some crappy one-liner suggestions for winning against our badguy Sol:
Idea 1: Looks like this gear is in fact...guilty in all aspects.
Idea 2: Looks like you did...NOT had all guns blazing.
Idea 3: Looks like you just met...YOUR napalm death.
I quote this post, because I have updated the first idea.
Additionally, here are some more one-liners*:
vs Bison 1: "Looks like he just...went turbo." (Wrecked and Fixed)
vs Bison 2: "Looks like he comes to jail...just at Tuesday." (OF COURSE)
vs Sub-Zero: "I guess this ninja was just...divided by zero." (old meme with new use)
vs Laurel: "I knew I was the one...with the real shades." (YEAAAAAA-*shot*)
vs Terry (my WIP): "I guess I just made you...a busted wolf." (ARE YOU OKAY?!)
vs Sabotage: "Looks like your fists...are just sabotaged." (counter)
vs Charlie: "It seems that you...are not really winning." (Two and a Half Street Fighter)
*quality NOT garantied
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Sinnesloschen on August 15, 2013, 09:12:23 PM
vs Sub-Zero: Sub-Zero's never been such a fitting name for a...sub-par warrior.
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: GreatDragonKid on August 16, 2013, 03:23:10 AM
Here's my set:

vs. Sol: "It seems that this gear... just got guilty!"
vs. Lynn: "Looks like this young dragon... lacks of rage!"
vs. Blaze: "It looks like your fighting style... needs of improvement."
vs. Scorpion: "Guess who gets over here right now... it's me!"
vs. Megaman: "It seems you don't need... more powers to copy."
vs. Squall: "It looks you just... got gunbladed!"
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: Shiruzato on August 23, 2013, 03:48:50 AM
Goku -
"Looks like your power level..."
*sunglasses*
"Is over-rated."
*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!*

Arthur -
"Looks like your story..."
*sunglasses*
"Wasn't happy end."
*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!*

Scorpion -
"Looks like you should have let me..."
*sunglasses*
"Stay over there."
*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!*

Terry Bogard -
"Hey Terry..."
*sunglasses*
"Are you okay?"
*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!*
Title: Re: Detective Garret Laurel's YEAAAAHHHHH One Liners
Post by: SageHarpuiaJDJ on August 23, 2013, 03:59:44 AM
Those Scorpion and Goku ones are very clever.