Random Topic V8

[Santtu]

Shame on you Illinois. And lol at Delaware.

[Person Man]

http://i.imgur.com/bwsH3p4.jpg
oh boy

Once again proving that Vermont is clearly the greatest state in the country.  And if we're being real, the world.  We're just generally better at everything, including google apparently.  The rest of y'all weirdos really need to step your games.

[Aldo]

Sad the moment I can´t recognize the states in that image without the names in there... well, not really.

[MR. IBZS II]

Me either...

[Foobs]

I once dreamt I was a brothel owner (which would make me a pimp, I guess). If that dream ever comes true, I know how I'm going to call my whorehouse:

UTAH KAMASUTRA 

[Speedpreacher]

Once again proving that Vermont is clearly the greatest state in the country.  And if we're being real, the world.  We're just generally better at everything, including google apparently.  The rest of y'all weirdos really need to step your games.

More like you guys are the best at being boring! Us Texans are asking the hard hitting questions bay-bee! HOOK 'EM HORNS!

But, you know, hook 'em responsibly.

[JustNoPoint]

At least Arkansans just want to frikin work.
I must be what everyone in this state desires to be since I work there

[DMK]

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oh boy

Mazda and Miada? What the hell. At least it isn't butt implants. 

[Jmorphman]

There's so many worse things I can think of for Florida, I was actually surprised it was something so... sane. Even the other searches, which, speaking of...

I forgot this link where it goes into more depth, and the results are pretty amazing. Highlights include: Alaska: "bestiality" and "adult friend finder"; Arkansas: "learn to read"; California: "what does Siri look like?" and "Pokemon"; Delaware: "what is Delaware?"; Florida: "what is sarcasm?"; Illinois: "Dennis Rodman (idiot)"; Indiana:  "I have a rash"; Kentucky: "lyrics to Happy Birthday" and "Obama is the Antichrist;  Massachusetts: "Eyebrow Waxing", "George Costanza", and "Muppets"; New York: "marrying cousin"; Pennsylvania: "furries" and "what is ketchup?"'; Utah: "what is the internet?"

Texas needed its own section: Are dinosaurs real? / Are zombies real? / The Bill of Rights / Boogers / Calf Implants / Can dogs talk? / Chupacrabra / Curves International (company) / Do I have herpes? / Does beer make you fat? / Government Mind Control / How to cook meth? / How to sell your soul to the Devil? / Justin Bieber (singer) / Krunk / Meth Recipes / Porn / Purple Drank / Rodeo / Snake Bites / Tacos

They also have DC there, because apparently we aren't important enough to be on their stupid map. >:[

Once again proving that Vermont is clearly the greatest state in the country.  And if we're being real, the world.  We're just generally better at everything, including google apparently.  The rest of y'all weirdos really need to step your games.

Aw who cares about poetry.

Sad the moment I can´t recognize the states in that image without the names in there... well, not really.

Eh it's not a big deal if you're not an American.

Me either...

You, however...

[Niitris]

NEW YORK:
Sniffing Glue
Bed Bugs
Bail Money

Yeah, that's New York alright.

[Speedpreacher]

Texas needed its own section: Are dinosaurs real? / Are zombies real? / The Bill of Rights / Boogers / Calf Implants / Can dogs talk? / Chupacrabra / Curves International (company) / Do I have herpes? / Does beer make you fat? / Government Mind Control / How to cook meth? / How to sell your soul to the Devil? / Justin Bieber (singer) / Krunk / Meth Recipes / Porn / Purple Drank / Rodeo / Snake Bites / Tacos

YEAH BABY! Tennesee's asking if they're wife's cheating with Elvis or some shit, we're asking how to sell your soul to Satan!

[AlexSin]

I'm in the 500th page.

Interesting Google Searches.
I am really curious about Europe and its searches.

[Berry]

Wow pages fly by so fast now

[Jango]

HAWAII:  Buddha / Cock Fighting / North Korea / Rastafari Movement / Slam Poetry / Spam Recipe

I can back most of those up

Buddha: Most of Hawaii is Japanese/Chinese/Korean/erc (surprise!), so Buddhism is pretty popular.
Cock Fighting: It used to be super popular, but now it's outlawed. People still run them underground tho.
North Korea: Ummmm... no idea?
Rastafari Movement: There's a genre of music here called "Jawaiian." Older Hawaiians hate it because the next gen of musicians pump this shit out instead of traditional songs.
Slam Poetry: It's becoming pretty popular down here, mostly among caucasian trendy artsy types or people trying to be "deep." I'm not being racist; I've been to a few of these and I've yet to see anyone that isn't white show up.
Spam Recipe: We're probably the only state in America that FUCKING LOVES SPAM and tries to fuse it with any other dishes (ie: McDonald's runs a Spam McGriddle sometimes). I have three cans in my pantry right now.

[Person Man]

Aw who cares about poetry.

Hey compared to Nickelback, Ann Coulter, or Delaware asking what Delaware is, I'd say Vermont comes out way ahead on this list.  Also:

Vermont:  Kale Recipe /  "The Daily Show" (TV show) /  Stephen Colbert

We're number one!  We're number one!

[TempestSageJDJ]

ALABAMA:  FOX News / God / Impeach Obama / Jesus / Jessica Simpson / Obama Is The Antichrist / Polka  / Satan

Polka?! I... I don't even know my state anymore.

[Berry]

colorado doesn't surprise me.

[MAO11]

HAWAII:  Buddha / Cock Fighting / North Korea / Rastafari Movement / Slam Poetry / Spam Recipe

I can back most of those up

Buddha: Most of Hawaii is Japanese/Chinese/Korean/erc (surprise!), so Buddhism is pretty popular.
Cock Fighting: It used to be super popular, but now it's outlawed. People still run them underground tho.
North Korea: Ummmm... no idea?
Rastafari Movement: There's a genre of music here called "Jawaiian." Older Hawaiians hate it because the next gen of musicians pump this shit out instead of traditional songs.
Slam Poetry: It's becoming pretty popular down here, mostly among caucasian trendy artsy types or people trying to be "deep." I'm not being racist; I've been to a few of these and I've yet to see anyone that isn't white show up.
Spam Recipe: We're probably the only state in America that FUCKING LOVES SPAM and tries to fuse it with any other dishes (ie: McDonald's runs a Spam McGriddle sometimes). I have three cans in my pantry right now.

i think cock fighting is still legal in saipan i know some fellows who became millionaires because of that.

[Tyrant Belial]

I honestly wonder what Canada's search history is. I mean I already know BC would have "How to make marijuana" or something cus fuck my brother does that.

[Person Man]

You guys I just found this place today.  This is a real place.  It's a cafe that's less than a five minute walk from my brother's apartment.  It's a real place and that is really what they called it.  I'm dying over here.