Ask Barker

[Bea]

-On a scale of Dr. Doom to Darth Sidious, how much evil have you plotted?

I am slightly under Darth Sidious level in terms of how much evil I have plotted and enacted.

[XGargoyle]

- Real Madrid

- When are you going to meet me in Barcelona, the most beautiful city ever?
- How old is moustache cat?
- Do you speak or at least attempted to learn another language besides Portuguese and English? How would you rate your skills on them?
- Favorite F1 season
- Favorite F1 team (either current or past)
- Favorite F1 driver (either current or past)

[Warden-San]

I still haven't sided with the pro-tits lobby can you put the gun down yet? Do you not feel that pointing a gun at an Alpaca is wrong?

[Thedge]

She damn knows her soccer.

- Favorite new SF3 character?
- Is walt's beard as legendary as Chuck Norris'?
- Do I have a chance against Anderson Silva?
- Where were you when both Schumachers came first/second in that race that I can't recall where it was?

[Bea]

- When are you going to meet me in Barcelona, the most beautiful city ever?
- How old is moustache cat?
- Do you speak or at least attempted to learn another language besides Portuguese and English? How would you rate your skills on them?
- Favorite F1 season
- Favorite F1 team (either current or past)
- Favorite F1 driver (either current or past)

- 2015 or 2016 I will be there to buy you a beer or 12.
- She will be 6 years old come February. Moustache kitty is the best kitty out there.
- For me, it is hard to top 1992, but 1985, 1986 and 1987 were pretty epic too
- Williams F1.
- Nigel Mansell if my favourite driver, and the best F1 driver of all time, followed closely by Nelson Piquet.

[Bea]

I still haven't sided with the pro-tits lobby can you put the gun down yet? Do you not feel that pointing a gun at an Alpaca is wrong?

- Okay, okay, I will put the shotgun down.
- And no, I don't think, no.

She damn knows her soccer.

- Favorite new SF3 character?
- Is walt's beard as legendary as Chuck Norris'?
- Do I have a chance against Anderson Silva?
- Where were you when both Schumachers came first/second in that race that I can't recall where it was?

- Hugo, because Final Fight
- No, Walt's is far more legendary
- The odds are in his favour, but if challenged I'd step into the ring and do my best
- Montreal 2001? When Ralf won over Schumacher on that beautiful Williams? I was at my parents, watching the race with my father.

[Basara Bogard]

-Have you ever cosplay?? I mean, in events or something... or at least get some costumes outside your house (for Halloween and stuff)??
-Your favourite NES game ever??
-Did you really went to Chile years ago??
-How many MUGEN creators do you meet in live??

[Kirishima]

Who is your pick for sexiest male fighter in Dead Or Alive?

[Bea]

-Have you ever cosplay?? I mean, in events or something... or at least get some costumes outside your house (for Halloween and stuff)??
-Your favourite NES game ever??
-Did you really went to Chile years ago??
-How many MUGEN creators do you meet in live??

- Too few events here for that, so I haven't yet. It is sad. And no Halloween here either. I was going to go to Gibicon as Carmen Sandiego last weekend, but I had to work all weekend.
- Mike Tyson's Punch Out!
- No, it didn't come to be. Will happen when I manage to take vacations for the first time since 2006.
- So far, only Walt. Vacations happen and I will meet dozens that are on my bucket list.

Who is your pick for sexiest male fighter in Dead Or Alive?

Bass Armstrong.

[Mog]

Oh goody.

Johnny Depp?

[Bea]

Oh goody.

Johnny Depp?

Yes, please. I will take 4 if you have extra.

[GLB]

What is your favorite song?

What's something you'd like to see created for Mugen?

Any television shows you keep up with frequently?

Favorite music genre?

Any random pet peeves?

[TempesT]

Personal:
- When did you realize you were in the wrong body and what were the circumstances surrounding your SRS (like, how soon after you realized you identified as a female did you decide to get it)?
- Were/are your parents/family supportive?
- Is it difficult to find sexual partners?
- Are you a top or a bottom? (I assume top)
- Are you partial to men of color? (DO YOU LIKE BLACKS? I HEARD THEY HAVE BIG ONES)
- Are you bisexual?

Not personal:
- What MUGEN creation/achievement are you most proud of? (don't be modest either!)
- How many weapons do you own?
- Are you trained in any martial arts?

[Iced]

How many mugenites would you feasibly take down in a fight?
What is the saddest thing?
Who is the hottest mugen user and why is it me?

[Bastard Mami]

why is iced's penis so small    ?

[Gritsmaster]

-When I grow up I want to be just like you. Any pointers?

-How many other countries have you been to, and which did you like most?

-Tekken or DOA?

-How do I make Iced my waifu?

[Jessy]

how much time you know Iced?

[Bea]

What is your favorite song?

What's something you'd like to see created for Mugen?

Any television shows you keep up with frequently?

Favorite music genre?

Any random pet peeves?

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0 Blue Oyster Cult Godzilla
- I'd like to see Elecbyte implement persistence, UDFs, named variables, for, while, do while loops for Mugen
- I only turn on my TV to watch Formula One
- Rock

why is iced's penis so small    ?

- I am yet to see or interact with that part of his anatomy, so I can't comment on this for now.

Personal:
- When did you realize you were in the wrong body and what were the circumstances surrounding your SRS (like, how soon after you realized you identified as a female did you decide to get it)?
- Were/are your parents/family supportive?
- Is it difficult to find sexual partners?
- Are you a top or a bottom? (I assume top)
- Are you partial to men of color? (DO YOU LIKE BLACKS? I HEARD THEY HAVE BIG ONES)
- Are you bisexual?

Not personal:
- What MUGEN creation/achievement are you most proud of? (don't be modest either!)
- How many weapons do you own?
- Are you trained in any martial arts?

Interesting questions. On the personal stuff:
- Actually, my very first memory, from when I was about 3, was why I was in the wrong body. I closeted it pretty hard till around 2003/2004 and after a major crash in 2005, I decided to break loose and go forward with it. Can't say I have regretted that decision
- Yeah, my family was quite supportive. Mom was "Tell me something I don't know" when I came out for her. Younger brother, who I share an apartment with found out on his own before I came out of the closet for mom, dad said that as long it made me happy, he was okay with it. Older brother hasn't fully accepted it yet, but eh.
Most of my immediate family doesn't care about it either.
- It can be, but it is much easier now that I pass easily.
- I tend to prefer top, but depending on the circumstances, bottom can be pretty fun too.
- As long as the man is manlier than me, anything goes. If I were to date someone girlier than me, I'd go for a girl
- Yes, and proud.

Non personal stuff:
- I'd say that I am proud of having successfully coded Bézier curves using MUGEN CNS script:

But that was long ago.
- I don't own that many weapons. I have 2 swords, 4 axes, 2 daggers, a shotgun and I am in the process of acquiring a .38 revolver and a .44-40 carbine
- I have trained Judo, Karate, Tae Kwon Do, Boxing and Fencing with the sabre.

How many mugenites would you feasibly take down in a fight?
What is the saddest thing?
Who is the hottest mugen user and why is it me?

- Probably up to 50. After that I'd start to get tired.
- Boobs. Boobs are the saddest thing
- I refuse to answer that for I am a good girl and most important, whoever I consider it to be the hottest one could likely read this. I am shy!

-When I grow up I want to be just like you. Any pointers?

-How many other countries have you been to, and which did you like most?

-Tekken or DOA?

-How do I make Iced my waifu?

- Just be confident, workout hard and tell yourself every morning in front of the mirror that you are awesome. Also, study math.
- I haven't been to too many countries. USA, Paraguay and Argentina for now. Out of those three, USA would be the one, even though there is no coffee up there and the food tends to suck
- DOA
- Well, you should start by asking him out. Whether you ask him out or not, you already have a no as an answer. By asking him out, you could potentially get an yes instead. Also, be confident, and if you don't have any confidence, fake it. Confidence is sexy.

how much time you know Iced?

- I have known Iced for about 10 years by now.

[Thedge]

- What can I say to Iced so he can forgive me for not finishing something about something I can't mention?
- Or just punch him until I finish the thing?
- The best goal in soccer that you remember?
- Will my liver thank me if I quit coke for a month?

[Bea]

- What can I say to Iced so he can forgive me for not finishing something about something I can't mention?
- Or just punch him until I finish the thing?
- The best goal in soccer that you remember?
- Will my liver thank me if I quit coke for a month?

- You should blackmail him with some embarrassing evidence.
- Since he is in Portugal and you are at Bolivia, I don't think punching would be the most effective way to deal with this.
- 1986 World Cup Maradona's hand of god goal against England. I saw it live through television. It was epic.
- You shouldn't be doing hard drugs. They are bad for you!