Ask Barker

[Jango]

- You're on a team with a dragon. a golem, and a rat. Who will be your closest ally?
- Have you ever played I Want To Be The Guy and if so, as a platformer, do you think it succeeds, fails, or doesn't apply?
- Favorite slasher movie villain?
- Coffee, tea, or me?
- What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

[Bastard Mami]

is it saikoro ?

[Jmorphman]

It's time for very important Superman questions!!!

How should Superman work: should it be "Superman, disguised as Clark Kent" (Clark is the disguise, Superman/Kal-El is the real person), or "Clark Kent, disguised as Superman" (Superman is the mask, Clark is the real person), or the modern, triune personas (the Superman act is a put-on, exaggerating his natural bravery and politeness; Metropolis Clark is a disguise, an exaggerated caricature of himself; and Smallville Clark is the natural way he behaves but can only be shared with his close confidants)?

Mad scientist or evil businessman Luthor?

Teenage Clark active as Superboy or not?

Lois/Clark marriage: yay or nay?

- I don't own that many weapons.

I have 2 swords, 4 axes, 2 daggers, a shotgun and I am in the process of acquiring a .38 revolver and a .44-40 carbine

D:

[Niitris]

Favorite Monaco Grand Prix?
(probably one I wouldn't know about, my experience dates back to 2004)

[Bea]

It's time for very important Superman questions!!!

How should Superman work: should it be "Superman, disguised as Clark Kent" (Clark is the disguise, Superman/Kal-El is the real person), or "Clark Kent, disguised as Superman" (Superman is the mask, Clark is the real person), or the modern, triune personas (the Superman act is a put-on, exaggerating his natural bravery and politeness; Metropolis Clark is a disguise, an exaggerated caricature of himself; and Smallville Clark is the natural way he behaves but can only be shared with his close confidants)?

Mad scientist or evil businessman Luthor?

Teenage Clark active as Superboy or not?

Lois/Clark marriage: yay or nay?

- I don't own that many weapons.

I have 2 swords, 4 axes, 2 daggers, a shotgun and I am in the process of acquiring a .38 revolver and a .44-40 carbine

D:

- For me, Clark will always be the real persona and Superman the disguise. You can't have Superman without Clark Kent.
I kinda like the Clark that they pulled at Superman TAS too. It was a very good Clark Kent.
And of course, Christopher Reeve Clark was something else. He was just too good at it.

- Mad scientist Luthor for sure. Makes for a far more interesting Superman opponent.

- Nay. I was never a big fan of Superboy.

- Yes... That effing lucky bitch... >.>

- You're on a team with a dragon. a golem, and a rat. Who will be your closest ally?
- Have you ever played I Want To Be The Guy and if so, as a platformer, do you think it succeeds, fails, or doesn't apply?
- Favorite slasher movie villain?
- Coffee, tea, or me?
- What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

- If the rat is a miniature giant space hamster, then he is my closest ally. Otherwise, none of them and I would be plotting their final demise.
- I have not so I can't comment on it.
- I am not overly fond of slasher films. Freddy Krueger concept is a sorta interesting one, so I'd say he is my "favourite" slasher film villain.
- Coffee. The Coffee must flow. He who controls the Coffee controls the Universe!
- There is nothing funny about Biggus Dickus. It is all about the Roman legionaries that couldn't stop cracking in laughter at that scene in The Life of Brian.

is it saikoro ?

Eh? What about Saikoro?

Favorite Monaco Grand Prix?
(probably one I wouldn't know about, my experience dates back to 2004)

Monaco Grand Prix definitely doesn't feature among my favourites, but 1998 one was decent. We saw Mika Häkkinen score his only victory at Monaco there.

[Bastard Mami]

do you remember the strider mugen project ?

[The Aboriginal One]

What do you recommend as a good routine for abdominals? I need Eddy Gordo abs by October.

[Bea]

do you remember the strider mugen project ?

Can't say I do.  It must not have picked my interest when it happened.

What do you recommend as a good routine for abdominals? I need Eddy Gordo abs by October.

Then there isn't enough time.
I do 3 sets of weighed crunches (100 reps per set) with 8KG weights every day, 3 sets of reverse crunches (50 reps per set) on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday. On the other days I work obliques.

[The Aboriginal One]

Oh, I'll make time. It's Eddy Gordo Abs or death, you hear me? YOU HEAR ME?!

[Bea]

Well, I guess my time is up.
I will pass the spotlight to the unique, wonderful, great man of exquisite taste [user id=20363]Jmorphman[/user].
Someone who loves Superman more than me can only be an awesome person.

I will come up with some nifty questions later on.
Shine on and rock their world, sweetie.

[TrinitroRoy]

Dear Jmorphman,
I was waiting for that moment for quite a while, so here are a few questions:

-From all the future character projects, which you cannot do because of a lack sprites, which are the 3 characters you want to do most? And only choose from 3 different characters (just in case you want to fill the third, second and first place with Mature only).
-From all the franchises you are a fan of, you only created characters and had plans for characters from Capcom and SNK games only. Is it because of a lack of sprites, or do you just think that PotS style wont fit a comic character or...let's say, a Gundam character?
-What was the hardest thing for you to code into a character, which you actually have not decided to shitcan (just in case there were cases, where you gave up coding something because it gave you too much trouble), and why was it so hard to code it?

I hope I can come up with more questions later on.

[Berry]

No hard feelings right?

[Roman55]

-What is your dream giant robot
-your opinion on the arcade Gundam fighter
-Out of these three movies which is the best
-Oh and speaking of Marvel what is your thoughts on them supposedly planning a "New 52" style reboot

[Bastard Mami]

abs or chest (or are you a back fetishist) ?

[Titiln]

how many times has your pee split in half

[Iced]

What goes into making one have such an exquisitely bad taste in anime?


Whats the perfect avengers lineup?

Whats the perfect x-men lineup?

Whats the perfect jla lineup?

Now do an amalgam of the three, whats the perfect lineup?

Who would write and direct the tv show about them?

Could you fix man of steel? How?

Whats the worse case scenario in super hero adaptations from something you enjoy? Give me the details.

[hatter]

My questions for JMM:

-Favorite DC hero other than Superman (we all know you worship him)?
-How did you get into M.U.G.E.N?
-What is the first fighting game you've ever played?
-What is that creepy thing on your avatar?
-I'm thinking of making a M.U.G.E.N character of you, based on that creepy thing on your avatar. Would you accept that?
- "Shinkuu....HADOUKEN!!" or "Haoh....SHOGOKEN!!!"; which is cooler?
-Favorite non-super hero action movie?
-Why did they call this thread "Ask Lamemorphman"?

[Japanese Jesus]

Who is the ideal partner for Scott Summers: Jean Grey, Emma Frost, or Beast?

[Titiln]

@Lith youre doing a shit job at updating the username list in the op.

i dont know how shitty user tagging works so im not bothering to fix this post

[QuickFist]

If you could make any Gundam Mobile Suit, with perfect sprites, sounds, etc, Which one would it be?
Avengers or X-Men?
SF or KOF?
Would you ever try cosplaying?
Favorite Troy and Abed moment?