Random Topic v3

[The Aboriginal One]

[E] pissed her off.

[slickrickrulz]

[E] as in r[E]ika ?

[OZ]

I haven't been on a lot lately.
I haven't noticed T not being here.
Although that could be directly caused by my own absence.

[E] pissed her off.

What h[E] do?

[The Aboriginal One]

http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=76851.msg649881#msg649881

Also note that she's a guest. dunno why, but she is.

[Young Shimaiuskoo Doh]

TempesT is gone?!

...



I'll miss her...

[The Aboriginal One]

eh, she'll probably come back like she did DaRoms, so I won't show it to you.

[Vucious Creed]

Oh well, life will resume as scheduled.

The following excercises, you must complete.

a) Calculate the hilarity-to-important ratio.

b) Sum it up in 20 words, no more, no less.

c) Find x.

x

Hmm, let me think.  Nope, I have nothing.  All I can think of is just say a word and someone say a word that either rhymes or has the same first letter, and keep doing that until someone gets annoyed or someone comes up with a new topic.  Oh yeah, x = 26, I think.

[Jango]

http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=76851.msg649881#msg649881

Also note that she's a guest. dunno why, but she is.

Usually the term "guest" refers to someone who deleted their account or (in forums that don't require registration) are just posting and don't want an account. Guild doesn't have the second feature so yeah, account is deleted.

[slickrickrulz]

oh well. shel be back i was gonna ask her to play some games. no big deal
jango wtf is that on your avatar? looks familiar

[Vucious Creed]

***Warning: Possible dumb post alert!!!***

*Looks at avatar*

Is that from Rocket Power?  Never really liked the show.

[Jango]

Yeah, it's Tito from Rocket Power, Ray's Hawaiian surfing buddy who always gave life lessons starting with the phrase "The ancient Hawaiians used to say..." Never mind that Tito isn't a Hawaiian name as there is no "T" syllable in Hawaiian. Also I basically made him my avatar because I found a bitchin' guro fanfic with him in it that was hilarious and included the line in my personal text.

[The Aboriginal One]

and with that note, PM me and share the wealth.

[Titiln]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Time_for_a_Dicking
google research reveals this: it's 4chan shit

[Titiln]

heres a great piece of fanfiction that 4chan hasnt beaten to death yet

ARCEE DOES CYBERTRON
Hulk Hogan opened the door to his dressing room. He had just finished a strenuous match with the dirty turncoat Sgt. Slaughter. Hulk was totally pumped up from the thunderous ovations from the crowd that only increased in intensity as the match went on. When the Hulkster finally dropped the Big Leg on that Iranian Dog's fat neck, the roar from the crowd nearly blew him away.

Hogan stripped off his awesome red and yellow wrestling trunks and his red and yellow arm and kneepads. After throwing them into his American flag- themed gym bag, Hulk stepped into the showers.

Suddenly, a temporal vortex opened up, and Arcee stepped out. She was fifteen feet tall and really sexy. She took one look at the stunned Hulk Hogan, his three foot ween glowing with a healthy orange color, and her heat sensors caused her thermal sensitive rub-sign to flush blue in the pattern of an Autobot symbol.

After she regained her senses from her momentary wiener hypnosis, she used her seductive metallic voice to beg a favor to the Hulkster: "Mr. Hogan, I am on an important mission from Cobra Commander. I have been sent to collect the DNA from the greatest warriors in history, in order to create the Ultimate Man. Could you please spare some DNA...for me?"

"WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MEAN GENE?" Hulk Hogan calmly said as a spinning WWF Logo appearing behind him, "IT MAY SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE TO BE STICKING THE SAUSAGE TO A ROBOT, BUT ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS OUT THERE KNOW, OH THEY KNOW IT DUDE, THEY KNOW THAT WHEN A PRETTY SLORE WANTS TO FEEL THE THIRD LEGDROP OF DOOM IN HER STINK HOLE, WELL BRAH, THE HULKSTER DOESN'T NEED TO BE ASKED TWICE!" The Hulkster flexed, and then cupped one hand to his ear. "DO YOU HEAR THAT GENE-O? OH YEAH ROBOT DUDE, WHATCHA GOONA DO...WHEN HULKAMANIA EJACULATES ON YOU?"

Arcee squealed in delight. She slowly dimmed the power lights in one of her optic ports, and then decreased the pneumatic pressure of her left shoulder rooter, giving the impression of a seductive wink. She allowed her fully articulated fingers to move to the clamps holding her breastplates on. With a loud clank, followed by the hiss of escaping air, followed by several seconds of warning claxons going off, Arcee's bra clunked to the floor and left a large crater where it landed. Her humongoid tits flopped around on her chest, and they were soft and white and totally sexy to the max.

Hulk Hogan ran up to her and started punching her in the chest. His mighty blows caused her bulbous boobens to swing all over the place and knock together like those things that those business dudes have on their desks with the steel balls. Arcee moaned like a fucking whore as The Hulkster put the Tongan Death Grip on her Energon Dispenser Nozzles, twisting a pulling them around between his fingers.

"Oh yes. Hulk. You're making my Access Port so wet! Put your Coolant Rod inside of me!

"OKAY DUDE, NOW IT'S TIME TO FEEL THE 24 INCH PYTHON!" sexily whispered the Hulkster. After using a 17 inch power drill to remove her thong, her spread or mobility appendages and prepared to install Linux to her Palm Handspring. Her groovy pussy was dripping with highly flammable lubrication formula, and it really reeked of the Kwiklube she had used the night before.

"WOAH BRAH, THERE'S NO WAY I'M PUTTING MY CUCK IN THAT THING!" Hogan sweetly said. Arcee's voice modulation unit undulated, creating a sound not unlike a horrifying bastardization of a biological life form's giggle.

The Technological Whore continued on, "Well, you could always insert through my waste disposal chute!"

The Hulkster didn't need to be told twice for an opportunity like that! Giving it to a robotic bunghole was something he's wanted to do since Andre the Giant and He were The Machines.

Hulk Hogan inputted the 12-digit access code used to open Buttock Hinge, and he jammed his penoy into her ass. His cock was instantly dissolved as it thrusted into a mix of toxic waste and sharp metal shavings.

"OH YEAH BROTHER, THIS IS TOTALLY COOL DUDE!" Hogan ejaculated over 50 gallons of sperm into her anus. She instantly popped out of the dimension, leaving Hogan to play his favorite video game, Twisted Metal Black for the Playstation 2.

[Jango]

The Youtube Poop Community did though

[Titiln]

god damnit

[Vans]

LOL

[The Aboriginal One]

Jordaimanche.

[Jango]

I take it Titiln is not familiar with what is known as the "Hogasm"

[DMK]

You've all had Hogasms.

YOU MOST ADMIT IT