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The KFM Saga - Suave Dude's story (Read 5491 times)

Started by walt, October 14, 2009, 04:23:34 pm
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The KFM Saga - Suave Dude's story
#1  October 14, 2009, 04:23:34 pm
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We all know and love the KFM story about him taking a stroll with his GF until he was attacked by Suave Dood's minions, but I've always wondered... what were SD's motives to do it?




Come up with your own theories here, and give me more material to finish the storyboard.
Also dialogues or narrative for the existing frames above are welcome :)

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Last Edit: October 14, 2009, 07:34:57 pm by CCI [walt]
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#2  October 14, 2009, 04:27:18 pm
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kfm's girlfriend had big boobs so suave dude was jealous of kfm for having her as his girlfriend.

also, suave dudes sunglasses are black, not blue.
It's accurate, don't start with your nitpicking
#3  October 14, 2009, 04:28:37 pm
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Not in KFMs storyboard they aren't. The art style and colors were all copied from KFM's storyboards and Suave Dude sprite (not shown here) was made based on his depiction on the KFM Screenpack.
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#4  October 14, 2009, 04:31:34 pm
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He's trying to impress a girl in several wrong ways: forcing his presence on her, trying to show her her boyfriend taking a beating so he won't look so good, trying to show he's smarter by way of gun > fists, impressin her with his money and technology by showing he can afford to have a clone of her boyfriend made.

See also: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllGirlsWantBadBoys (enjoy your hours browsing and clicking)

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#5  October 14, 2009, 04:42:30 pm
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Suave Dude has a small penis, and he was always jealous of KFM's big dick. So, he stole his gf.

Or SD could be the KFMs rival since childhood days, having the same sensei and etc, but jealous of KFM and his amazing kungfu skillz.
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#6  October 14, 2009, 04:44:39 pm
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they were childhood friends
kfm was so cwazy back then that he caught his friend off guard and raped him leaving him kungfubutthurt
suave dude had a big grudge for kfm since then
many years passed and kfm matured
suave wasn't into gay stuff to exact his revenge, but at the same time he also wanted to do it personally that's why he thought hiring a professional wouldn't be enough
when kfm got a gf the dilemma was solved and suave decided to transfer the rape through the gf
he kidnapped her and is constantly sending kfm tapes from al-qaeda



that's seriously all I could think of besides a plan to take over the world and make of her his queen that is the key to mugen's ultimate treasure
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#7  October 14, 2009, 05:06:53 pm
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How about giving it a twist and making KFM's GF being the TRUE villain, who manipulated her BF into beating Suave Dude, the only evil rival she had, only to then get rid of KFM?

That would be original. :P
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#8  October 14, 2009, 05:08:03 pm
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KFM and Suave Dude are brothers. Their father was a renown Gunsmith, while their mother was a renown Martial Artist.
needless to say, Philosophical issues drove the family to split: KFM stayed with the mother, while Suave dude stayed with the Father.

Years later, Their father died. however, to truly inherit his father's spoil, Suave dude needed the second of 2 twin guns that his father made. He gave one to him, which is the one he uses, and the other was given to KFM.


Only KFM and his mother knows where the other gun is (KFM never used since, like his mother, he believes on the power of the palm and feet rather then bullets), however their mother is MIA.

Since KFM is the only with the location of the other gun, Suave dude Kidnaps his girlfriend. the quest begins.

Spoiler: KFM's true ending (click to see content)
Last Edit: October 14, 2009, 05:21:47 pm by Tony 3rd, the Comic Book Mod
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#9  October 14, 2009, 07:15:32 pm
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I've always wondered... what were SD's motives to do it?
Me neither. ;P

I think the more you try to rationalize his motives the more out of the style it'll be, needs to be something silly and simple or no reason at all.
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#10  October 14, 2009, 07:36:47 pm
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So, I'll keep his "I WANT THIS GIRL FOR MEESELF" motive.

I liked this for an ending:
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POTS says: kfm's girl rejects him and slaps him, walks away thus saving herself
In this sense, KFM never actually wins himself, yet the day is saved anyways :beam:
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#11  October 14, 2009, 08:01:20 pm
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As Kung Fu Man Defeated his Evil Clone, He got the news that SD Wasnt even made yet,unable to save his girlfriend, he gotten depression

for an couple of years Till One day Two Young People came by,

There Names were Eric and Kung Fu Girl,As they see there Idol depressed,They try to talk into fighting again but doesnt work till he hears the news about SD's Organization and hears that his girlfriend is now married to SD,Kung Fu Man finally gain some Confidence in himself and brings to train with his new students while SD's Organization starts to grow and start chaos all over the Mugen Universe With its Bad edits of characters,Reap characters,spriteswaps,palswaps,and shit characters

now ,with some Confidence in himself,Kung Fu Man must get gain allies and overcome this massive army and defeat SD once and for all
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#12  October 14, 2009, 08:12:27 pm
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too meta
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#13  October 14, 2009, 10:33:48 pm
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Suave dude is actually an insecure loser.  He lacks any real confidence or social skills needed to land a girlfriend, so he relies on creating a false image of being super badass by calling himself a "Suave Dude", carrying a gun, and surrounding himself with a group of 'minions'.  Despite all this, he still has no luck with the ladies.  Then one day, he sees that KFM has a girlfried, seemingly without any effort at all.  This sends him into a fit of jealous rage, so he sics his minions on KFM while he makes off with KFM's GF.

Either that, or he's building a girlfriend-powered death ray and KFM's girlfriend is the only one who can make it work.
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#14  October 14, 2009, 10:51:59 pm
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kfm gets to suave dude, demanding answers. suave dude has absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on. kfm then realizes he was fighting for nothing and that his girlfriend was completely made up. to save face, kfm edits his wikipedia entry to say he has a girlfriend.
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#15  October 17, 2009, 02:04:41 am
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suave dude was kfm's old rival  but later on he realized guns are muhc better than fists so he quit fighting.

I mean.
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#16  October 17, 2009, 06:36:49 am
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kfm gets to suave dude, demanding answers. suave dude has absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on. kfm then realizes he was fighting for nothing and that his girlfriend was completely made up. to save face, kfm edits his wikipedia entry to say he has a girlfriend.

this.
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#17  October 18, 2009, 04:31:24 pm
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Suave Dude likes to watch TV and eat some chips. While kfm's girlfriend is doing sweeping the floor.
And after that, kfm's girlfriend is dead.
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#18  October 19, 2009, 01:14:22 am
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I just noticed that Suave Dude was the founder of NESTS with the cloning shit and all that  :ninja: