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what would you do if your boss sent you this
#1  November 21, 2009, 11:53:14 pm
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Please read this email carefully. This is the last time we will be discussing this.

This weekend, saturday and sunday we had 451 customers. Guess how many emails we collected? 60? 80? 40? No. None of those. We, or more acurately you, collected 2 emails. Thats less than half of one percent. 2 fucking emails.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ASSHOLES?!?!?! How many times do we have to tell you how important it is that you collect emails. Everytime we have a slow night and you make no money and you sit there bitching about how you make no money, remember its because youre fucking lazy motherfuckers. YOU SHOULD ALL BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY!!!!! ALL OF YOU, INCLUDING THE HOSTS!!!!

Let me guess, youre probably sitting there saying "Vadim is such a fucking asshole. How dare he speak to me like this. I dont need this." Youre right, you dont, so why dont you get the fuck out. Any and all of you.

Youre probably sitting there saying "How dare he speak to me like this. How dare he not have respect for me". Youre right there also. I have absolutely no respect for any of you. Why? Because every fucking day, all of you continue to show that you have absolutely no respect for me or Alex. So if you dont respect us enough to do the little that we ask you to do, then GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING LAZY DISRESPECTFUL ASSHOLES!!!!!

Effective immediately, any server or host who fails to collect at least 20 emails per week, will be fined $100. Anyone failing to collect at least 20 emails for two weeks in a month will be fired immediately. No matter what. No matter who you are.

You dont want to do your job, you dont want to do what we ask, you dont belong at Paradou. Go find another place to work.

How dare you disrespect Alex and me this way. How dare you completely ignore what we ask of you time after time after time.

I am sick of all this shit, you bunch of fucking children. This is what I have to deal with at 6AM?!?!? I wouldnt tolerate this from my 13 year old, and Im sure as shit not going to tolerate it from any of you assholes.

You give no respect, you get 10 times back.

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/21/owner-of-trendy-park.html#comments

Business man, Vadim, owner of a restaurant sent this to all his employees, one of them leaked the mail to the internet, instead of apologizing he claims that they should be fucking happy that he even pays them out of the pocket ( you know, cuz you should be happy that you are getting paid for your work) , as the leak happened people started a movement, trying to drive him off business, he claims they are all envious of his sucess, and has declared that they should send him a mail and he will go to them and face em.

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#2  November 21, 2009, 11:58:53 pm
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I'd shell out the $10 for a SomethingAwful account and post that shit.

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#3  November 21, 2009, 11:59:17 pm
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Collect emails? Am i missing something in translation here? Anywho, they're going out of business very quickly i reckon.


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#4  November 22, 2009, 12:26:59 am
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I say they put Vyx to run their PR.

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#5  November 22, 2009, 12:28:45 am
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Cyanide said, November 21, 2009, 11:59:17 pm
Collect emails? Am i missing something in translation here?

You can use mail databases to send spam of your own, sell that database to other companies, or collect from your business partners to deliver spam for them.

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#6  November 22, 2009, 12:38:38 am
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how to collect e-mail in a restaurant?

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#7  November 22, 2009, 12:59:37 am
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For that matter, 451 customers in a restaraunt does not equal 451 emails.


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#8  November 22, 2009, 01:28:20 am
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Yeah someone is going out of business.

If something like that was said to me, my response would be, "Don't you ever talk to me like that again, or I will put you on yer prissy little ass and if you don't like it, you can go get my fucking check. Who the fuck do you think you are? Yer threatening the wrong fucking crazy person ya stupid bitch. Oh and I dare you to fine me one hundred dollars, because I would get it back from yer car or house. Do we have an understanding?"

I've done similar things in the past and kept my job, go figure.

Lasombra Demon

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#9  November 22, 2009, 02:47:32 am
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I'ld get organized with my coworkers, go to my union representative and start a strike. Then take over the guy's place and fire him. 8)

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#10  November 22, 2009, 03:01:20 am
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Organise a collective walkout. He'll realise how much he needs the people under him once they're no longer there.


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#11  November 22, 2009, 03:07:41 am
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I thought it said valodim not vadim and i didnt even know this was a resturant before reading this
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#12  November 22, 2009, 03:24:01 am
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MFG is a restaurant that has to gather emails. Valodim is firing everyone.

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#13  November 22, 2009, 03:29:22 am
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If my boss did that, I'd send a distress call to anonymous haha
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#14  November 22, 2009, 04:42:58 am
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#15  November 22, 2009, 05:26:53 am
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#16  November 22, 2009, 05:42:01 am
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分かりません。

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#17  November 22, 2009, 08:31:41 am
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Bosses know they can treat their employees like dirt when the job market is as screwy as it is now. Workers will put up with more B.S. when it's less than certain that they'll get another job if they quit and the bosses know it. There's a still a line where people say, "I quit because I would rather starve in a cold, piss-stained alley than take this amount of shit from a man who doesn't know how to put an apostrophe in a contraction."

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#18  November 22, 2009, 12:40:05 pm
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Someone needs his mouth washed out with soap.  such vulgar language, tsk tsk.

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#19  November 22, 2009, 01:17:21 pm
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I'll send him flower, with a card saying
"we love it when you talk dirty and act bossy, please cum come again"
send it myself make sure the wife is the one get the flower
muahahaha  ;D

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#20  November 22, 2009, 02:55:02 pm
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this the key-interpretation, you can take it literally.

btw, I'd let the time pass without saying a word, just to see if he's serious or not, probably he will regret what he said and give / show excuses. And anyway if he's serious and wants to fire everyone he can do it because he's the boss.

or show him this video if you think he just needs a laugh / you want to get instantly fired
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
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