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Man stranded on an island eats his own penis to avoid starvation (Read 1446720 times)

Started by Titiln, September 21, 2003, 03:18:30 am
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#981  April 07, 2007, 04:41:45 am
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You'd better believe it too.
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#982  April 07, 2007, 04:54:43 am
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It is true. Once you get a tattoo or piercing you want more. Im getting more of both as soon as I can.
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#983  April 07, 2007, 05:44:05 am
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god DAMNIT. check out this video. it's German, but you'll understand most of it by visual context. Brief translation, this guy wants to do a "mind reading" trick. After the obligatory "don't do this at home", he tells the show gurl to mix up the cups while he is not looking, and then asks her about each cup if it is safe after instructing her to answer "yes" everytime. She answers "yes" everytime, and he reads from her expression whether she's lying or not... well, just watch it. Ugh.

http://www.isnichwahr.de/redirect25265.html

Ouch. That must hurt a ton.
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#984  April 07, 2007, 10:11:20 pm
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I left the internet for a few minutes to go to a shop with my cousin here 2 blocks ahead of his house...

he had 4 tickets for a "promo" were the prize was a chocolate easter egg (they were 4 in fact but you can only win one)

and we won ONE!!!!!!!  :sugoi: :sugoi: :sugoi:

now im eating it!!!  :D (but is too big so I will leave the rest for later  :P)

how lucky am I  :D
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#985  April 08, 2007, 01:03:28 am
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It's lucky when you type in proper English without abusing smilies
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#986  April 08, 2007, 02:13:32 pm
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uncalled for, I've seen worse :P

I'm going to eat pie now. Chocolate pie. :beam:
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#987  April 08, 2007, 06:08:53 pm
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Mmmmmm pie
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#988  April 08, 2007, 08:01:59 pm
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#989  April 08, 2007, 09:28:01 pm
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god DAMNIT. check out this video. it's German, but you'll understand most of it by visual context. Brief translation, this guy wants to do a "mind reading" trick. After the obligatory "don't do this at home", he tells the show gurl to mix up the cups while he is not looking, and then asks her about each cup if it is safe after instructing her to answer "yes" everytime. She answers "yes" everytime, and he reads from her expression whether she's lying or not... well, just watch it. Ugh.

http://www.isnichwahr.de/redirect25265.html
mann !!! das ist echt nicht wahr  :o :o
"I’m never gonna grab anything by its balls, especially life. especially if life shows up in the incarnation where it would have testicles. if life showed up and had balls, the last thing I would do is grab those balls" - kyle kinane
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#990  April 10, 2007, 06:24:11 pm
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Quote
whales should be extinct because they cause they drink all our water
conscious dreamers can be treasurer to their own currency
im a conscious dreamer
therefore i can be treasurer to my own currency

i can be the mind controller
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#991  April 10, 2007, 09:08:38 pm
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god DAMNIT. check out this video. it's German, but you'll understand most of it by visual context. Brief translation, this guy wants to do a "mind reading" trick. After the obligatory "don't do this at home", he tells the show gurl to mix up the cups while he is not looking, and then asks her about each cup if it is safe after instructing her to answer "yes" everytime. She answers "yes" everytime, and he reads from her expression whether she's lying or not... well, just watch it. Ugh.

http://www.isnichwahr.de/redirect25265.html

Wow, pain and shame for that dude. Hopefully it looks like it didn't got totally through is hand.
du me !
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#992  April 10, 2007, 11:51:41 pm
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Yeah it did, didn't you notice he was pulling it out afterwards? His closing comment is "Damn. Off to the hospital, huh?" ^^
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#993  April 11, 2007, 03:08:02 am
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damn that video got me and my girl laughing but felt bad for it his confidence in the beginning was hilarious with his thumbs up and stuff.

also Jango Kisaragi avatar is gawdlike :)

like cars in reverse ,  ya better back up
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#994  April 11, 2007, 06:45:06 am
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  • Tends to lose track of things a lot. :/
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Still quite busy.

(Yes, I intend to deal with that stuff eventually, but kinda can't just yet, sorry. :/ )
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#995  April 11, 2007, 08:37:18 am
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conscious dreamers can be treasurer to their own currency
im a conscious dreamer
therefore i can be treasurer to my own currency

i can be the mind controller
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#996  April 11, 2007, 12:45:26 pm
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"I’m never gonna grab anything by its balls, especially life. especially if life shows up in the incarnation where it would have testicles. if life showed up and had balls, the last thing I would do is grab those balls" - kyle kinane
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#997  April 11, 2007, 01:42:50 pm
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Yeah it did, didn't you notice he was pulling it out afterwards? His closing comment is "Damn. Off to the hospital, huh?" ^^
I had one chance over three to succeed... he failed. ;P
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#998  April 11, 2007, 03:36:46 pm
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Can someone tell me what this topic is about already?
Read the pm i sent you.
- TMasta
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#999  April 11, 2007, 04:10:08 pm
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MUGENGUILD MUGENGUILD PARTY TIME EXCELLENT! :buttrox:
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#1000  April 11, 2007, 04:22:01 pm
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either that, or surprise buttsechs.