Ask Barker

[Person Man]

Are you that one random Portuguese guy who sent me a friend request on Facebook?  And if so, how did you find my Facebook?

[Iced]

I never got my important inquiry on the non-stealthy ninjas getting all the attention answered.   Your turn then, Iced.

Is your last name Tea and if not, why not?

Piccolo: Best Martian Manhunter copy or bestest Martian Manhunter copy?

My Last name is Danger, my middle name is sexy. My after middle name is Malignant.


The best martian manhunter copy is actually Aaron diaz great redesign of superman, where, in order to make him more mature for mature individuals like himself he decided that superman should be a shapeshifter.
So very Mature, goyer would approve.

Who is the worst Mugenite and why is it Jmorphman?
-The reason its Jmorphman involves his refusal to finish mistery meat man, coupled with his awful taste in both comics and anime. There is no forgiving that. Then there is the whole thing with the show quotes.

What were your first contributions aside from whatever you have done for Rare Akuma?
-I was a beta tester, I tested a bunch of stuff and gave heavy feedback on stuff. Its how I met pots.
Why the name Iced? Is it a JoJo reference (I hope to GOD it is)?
-its a reference to many things, i used to have the gaming nickname ultimateice when I was younger and when I started dwelling on irc channels and the like people took to just calling me first Ice, then Iced. I eventually adopted it after, amidst other things seeing Iced. Cream

Whats the perfect JLA lineup?
-constantine, Timothy Hunter, Zatanna, dr Fate, Aquaman talking with fish and Lex Luthor.
Because fuck batman and fuck the new fifty two.

Whats the perfect X-Men lineup?
-Iceman, rachel summers, Rogue, Sharkgirl, Pixie, Shatterstar, Cecilia Reyes, nightcrawler , Anole and RockSlide.
Because the continuity cycle of throwing away new characters and returning to older ones is what stagnates it. Give a couple of old timers a teaching/leading position and fill in with both kids and underused characters. develop those.


Whats the perfect Avengers lineup?
Machine man, original human torch, vision, Photon, Hank pym, hercules, amadeus cho,  Ironman, Juston , Gertrude and Lace.

Because yes.


Your stance on PotS style?

you gonna have to be more specific because theres way too much to be talked about that depending exactly of what you want me to address.
Ive seen a lot of hate lunged at Pots and his creations over the fact that he didnt "deserve" to be famous by people whose major contribution to the community is telling others who "should be famous"
Let people do whatever they want with their free time and dont be one of those guys who only goes into a community to try to be Emperor dipshit

Are you that one random Portuguese guy who sent me a friend request on Facebook?  And if so, how did you find my Facebook?

Yes.
I have my ways. I have many, many ways.

[Umezono]

why should i overthrow you and take over as admin

[TrinitroRoy]

Your stance on PotS style? What do you think of PotS style? By how much is it good, and by how much is it overused? (P.S.: I do NOT hate PotS style)
Your favorite Dragonball episode and why?
Your favorite DBZ episode and why?
Your most favorite and least favorite Street Fighter character and why?
Your most favorite and least favorite KOF/NGBC character and why?
Your most favorite and least favorite Dragon Ball character and why?

[Japanese Jesus]

What is your gender?
Have you removed KFM from your MUGEN roster as well?
Who is your favorite Inhuman?
What Marvel character would you like to see infected by the Venom symbiote?
What is your favorite Pokemon?
How do you feel about the Guardians of the Galaxy being hella lamestream now?
Present Trunks or Future Trunks?
Your favorite Trunks transformation?
Will Z2 ever create Trunks?

[Bastard Wolf]

how does it feel to be the (currently) most hated person in mugen?

[Iced]

why should i overthrow you and take over as admin

You are so lazy you cant even finish your page! How are you going to overthrow me?!


Your stance on PotS style? What do you think of PotS style? By how much is it good, and by how much is it overused? (P.S.: I do NOT hate PotS style)
If thats what you want then I dont really care about it one way or another. People are using that style because they got used to it from how good pots style was and if its what they want to do, more power to them.  Its their own time they are using after all, no reason for anyone else to dictate what they do with it.

Your favorite Dragonball episode and why?
The piccolo daimao introduction is where the show started having some more structure to it, until then, it was funny and itneresting but in a cartoony way, few things would have staying power other than enemies becoming background characters.
Your favorite DBZ episode and why?
The driving one. Do I even need to explain why?

Your most favorite and least favorite Street Fighter character and why?
Favorite is dan because of how fun it is to defeat people with him.
Least favorite is rufus because not only did he replace King Cobra , he is always dressed in the most cringeworthy getups.

Your most favorite and least favorite KOF/NGBC character and why?
Favorite from ff is Yamakazi, but if its kof only then its Yashiro.
Yamakazi because of how odd he moved, almost animal like, and yashiro because he was an heavy character that didnt behave heavy at all.
Worst one would be Bao in kof,. Hes too small to be a convincing threat.

Your most favorite and least favorite Dragon Ball character and why?
Hard to pick favorites, but probably Mirai Trunks with long hair, because he looked fucking badass. Other than him , its Piccolo, the triple personality display he kept going on always made him interesting.


What is your gender?
Im an otherkin griffin from south africa.

Have you removed KFM from your MUGEN roster as well?
Is there anyone that keeps vanilla kfm in any roster?

Who is your favorite Inhuman?
Maximus.

What Marvel character would you like to see infected by the Venom symbiote?
Eddie Brock.


What is your favorite Pokemon?
Pokemon are for children! "goes back to watching uncle grandpa"

How do you feel about the Guardians of the Galaxy being hella lamestream now?
"false" geeks will always happen, people see something awesome and they want to be part of it. Forgive them for they do not know what they do.
Besides, if they enjoy it they should explore it, ironman was an unknown until it caught the heart of the world.
Present Trunks or Future Trunks?
Alternate world Trunks where he killed babidi and took over his operation.
Your favorite Trunks transformation?
When he transforms from a fan favorite in Z into a whiny teenager in GT.
Will Z2 ever create Trunks?
There is someone creating a z2 styled trunks, if that one turns out alright, who knows.

how does it feel to be the (currently) most hated person in mugen?

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[Sinnesloschen]

Is there anyone that keeps vanilla kfm in any roster?

Guilty as charged.

[jaede_]

Guilty as charged.

+1 and proud of it *highfive*

[Bastard Mami]

Why is your penis so small ?
Why do you hate manservice?

[Balthazar]

Here you go, Miguel.

-Which one's the best? 80's, 2003 or Nickelodeon Ninja Turtles series?
And explain to everyone just why the Nick' Ninja Turtles is such a great show and people must watch it.

-Please discribe how the 2nd Ninja Turtle movie, Secret of the Ooze,
would have turned out if stupid parents didn't complain about the violence in the first one.
Would Mickey just fight with his nunchucks instead of sausages or would it have had a darker tone and story overall?
Would it have been a better movie and more importantly, would it have avoided the travesty that was the 3rd movie?

-Just HOW important is it for you that a Z2 Piccolo will some day emerge?

-Why don't people realize that DBZ does not work in live-action, but would probably work really well
in a realistic/anime mix cgi (a la Appleseed / Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within)?
Or, if you disagree, should it stay handdrawn/2d for all times to come?

-What is the movie/comic/tv-show videogame adaption (that does not yet exist) we all need and why?

-Best/favourite pet to care for/own? Fictional ones count. Image is mandatory.

-Are all women secretly demonspawn designed solely to slowly fill the life of men with mysery?
I'm asking as a straight heart-breakee, not a gay man (which I'm not but would have obviously been fine if I were).

-How manly are you on a scale of baby to barbarian?

-Will you ever get rid of your (awesome) trademark goattee?

-How many times over could you bear-hug me to death?


ps. you're a great friend and I love you for it.

[Iced]

Why is your penis so small ?
Why do you hate manservice?

your mom never complained.

[Bastard Mami]

why do you bring up my mom considering she's never met you ?

Why do you hate manservice?

[Foobs]

- How would you 'improve' DBZ?
- A quirk of yours we're mostly unware of?
- Which videogame characters you're fond of?
- Favorite cartoons from the late 90's and early 00's?

[Iced]

Here you go, Miguel.

-Which one's the best? 80's, 2003 or Nickelodeon Ninja Turtles series?
And explain to everyone just why the Nick' Ninja Turtles is such a great show and people must watch it.

The nick ones are actually the best show overall. Although it does represent the turtles as being a bit unsympathetic with everything around them and has some limitations brougbt by being 3d ( you rarely see anyone that isnt cast)  which diminishes the potential for good settings.Its however really well done in its own capacity and it surpasses the others in story telling.
The best tmnt related thing however is the recent idw comics . It has the best use of bebop and rocksteady ,ever.

Look at those smug fuckers.


-Please discribe how the 2nd Ninja Turtle movie, Secret of the Ooze,
would have turned out if stupid parents didn't complain about the violence in the first one.
Would Mickey just fight with his nunchucks instead of sausages or would it have had a darker tone and story overall?
Would it have been a better movie and more importantly, would it have avoided the travesty that was the 3rd movie?

I dunno, the whole thing was really aimed at kids, and even the first one had made some concessions in violence and script to shoehorn in vanilla ice. Maybe ti would have gone the way of the dodo even without those complaints.




-Just HOW important is it for you that a Z2 Piccolo will some day emerge?
There are assassins hired to dispose of you when you fail.

-Why don't people realize that DBZ does not work in live-action, but would probably work really well
in a realistic/anime mix cgi (a la Appleseed / Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within)?
Or, if you disagree, should it stay handdrawn/2d for all times to come?
Man of steel showed that you can do fantastical fights with realistic characters, so I dont think its impossible, I do however think they would need to trim the designs, make hairs shorter and stuff like that.

-What is the movie/comic/tv-show videogame adaption (that does not yet exist) we all need and why?


Squirrel girl tv series, mocking smallville and gotham, it happens in the backdrop of the rest of Marvel movie universe, with her taking on threats while the heroes are distracted.
At one point you would have he avengers down the street facing loki and his army as she defeated one of those giant slugs single handledy.
More seriously tho, i would love to see a nextwave adaptation.



-Best/favourite pet to care for/own? Fictional ones count. Image is mandatory.


I like budgies. I had several types of pets over time, cats dogs fish, hedgehogs...  no matter what pet you have, you have to have space for it ( i cant stand seeing cats holed up in tiny apartments) and care for it well.

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-Are all women secretly demonspawn designed solely to slowly fill the life of men with mysery?
I'm asking as a straight heart-breakee, not a gay man (which I'm not but would have obviously been fine if I were).
yes.


-How manly are you on a scale of baby to barbarian?
-245
That is, bibliotecarian viking.

-Will you ever get rid of your (awesome) trademark goattee?
I actually shave it often, more often than not i have a full beard because of my hairy genes =|

-How many times over could you bear-hug me to death?

Taking in account how much taller and heavier i am than you, I could backbreak you like bane.
ps. you're a great friend and I love you for it.

Ahah look at this gaylord, he loves a dude.

- How would you 'improve' DBZ?
I would give it an actual writer, someone liek the guy from one piece would be ideal, let toryama come up with whatever crazy notions he wanted, but give him a good filter.

- A quirk of yours we're mostly unware of?
Lesee... I paint ( badly) , I am good at training people at work ( they always shift that kind of job to me ) , Im social in real life but I cant handle facebook-type things.
Also I usually refuse to watch live action shows until I can binge watch them. I still havent watched any community since season 3.

- Which videogame characters you're fond of?
I used to really like sonic and knuckles when I was a kid. but then the adventure versions come along and kinda took a shit on that. :|

- Favorite cartoons from the late 90's and early 00's?
Ah the dark era, I have been slowly rewatching stuff I missed the first time around , I really enjoyed Duckman.  Dr Katz was also amazing for the time.

[Neocide]

- Favorite pre existing Avengers line up
-Favorite Pre existing X-men Line up
- You are in charge of marvel and luck isn't your friend entirely. You have 4 writers; Brian Michael Bendis,Chuck Austen, Jason Aaron and Jeph Loeb and 4 artists, Greg Land,John Romita Jr. (in his current super blocky lego style) Rob Liefield and paul azaceta. Pair a writer with a artist for 4 of your flagship books, You have the X-men,Avengers,GOTG,Invaders,Fantastic Four, to choose from. Any mixing teams is fine.
- worst comic moment in the 90's
- Onslaught or Red Skull onslaught?
- What would you change about new 52 (besides undoing it)

[Iced]

- Favorite pre existing Avengers line up
Mighty avengers for sure.

-Favorite Pre existing X-men Line up
I liked the one that was in wolverine and the x-men, they just didnt use them at all.




- You are in charge of marvel and luck isn't your friend entirely. You have 4 writers; Brian Michael Bendis,Chuck Austen, Jason Aaron and Jeph Loeb and 4 artists, Greg Land,John Romita Jr. (in his current super blocky lego style) Rob Liefield and paul azaceta. Pair a writer with a artist for 4 of your flagship books, You have the X-men,Avengers,GOTG,Invaders,Fantastic Four, to choose from. Any mixing teams is fine.


give Greg land and jeph loeb a book together, make it the Fantastic four adventures. the first story is about how franklin dies of cancer and reed richards has got to find the one above all to retcon it.

Give bendis invaders, pair him with Paul Azaceta, at least his style is decent for them and Bendis writes a funny Namor.


Give Jason aaron and liefeld the Gotg, the avengers, let them go wild.

GIve austen and romita jr the Gotg, no one can do worse than what bendis did.




- worst comic moment in the 90's
The clones.

- Onslaught or Red Skull onslaught?

I dont mind red skull onslaught, simply because i never believed onslaught had anything to do with Magneto. I always thought it was just Xavier Secondary mutation, the ability to project his astral plane armor into the real world.

- What would you change about new 52 (besides undoing it)

I would clearly market towards the casuals, have big bang theory cameos and hire advertising space on gossip magazines.
I would make it so that when non geeks think of comics, they have those in their face, telling them that "usually comics are for NERDS but those are for us hip mature consumers" and every time you flipped a page there would be a circuit inside the comic that would trigger a laugh track to keep them motivated to read.

[Japanese Jesus]

Who is your favorite X-Men writer not named Claremont?

[Iced]

Morrison did a kickass job ( even if i hate his magneto) but there is a writer I would love to see in the x-men. Peter David. He can make everything cool except aquaman.

[DJ_HANNIBALROYCE]

Beyonce or Meatloaf?
Will you ever change ur name to Iced, Iced, Baby?
Hulk or Superman?
What is ur avatar thinking?
did you ever see the cartoon, Biker Mice from Mars?