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Bastard Mami

18 Again - regain your virginity

#1 September 04, 2012, 06:47:06 pm

So, they started selling a vaginal cream in india that tightens the vaginal wall; some idiots are using it to become virgins again in the literal sense, but the best part (for me) is the ad.

Last Edit: September 04, 2012, 07:12:09 pm by [E]

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#2 September 04, 2012, 06:52:39 pm

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Fucking LOL

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ExShadow

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#3 September 04, 2012, 07:01:25 pm

JoJo is boring

Nevermind

Rajaa Retired

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#4 September 04, 2012, 07:02:18 pm

Almost worst than skin lightening cream.

XamΣeta

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#5 September 04, 2012, 07:25:19 pm

IG @tanooki_ninja

I'm getting this for my wife...so we can dance the tango again.

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Markpachi

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#6 September 04, 2012, 07:30:05 pm

Fuck you.

God damn that ending is horrible!

Rest in peace, Tamez. Thank you for everything.

Lord Kain

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#7 September 04, 2012, 09:24:32 pm

Vae Victus!

Well what can I say... tight pussys feel really good...

"Given the choice; whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw a better throw against one's destiny... what was a king to do?

Cybaster

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#8 September 04, 2012, 09:59:43 pm

Limited time to use Infinite power !

Better than ass ?

Protip : use an anal plug to tighten the pussy.

Andx

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#9 September 04, 2012, 10:02:38 pm

so uhh... is this india exclusive only?

you know chicks could always just exercise to tighten their vaginas. But I am not even gonna lie I want to try this on my girl and see if theres any significant difference. £50 says it doesnt do shit.

@cybaster

I couldn't help notice your better then ass comment? do you go anal with your misses? lol

Last Edit: September 05, 2012, 12:24:04 am by LM_MAVERIK

Noside

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#11 September 04, 2012, 10:42:12 pm

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Vagina Cream? this must be a joke! lol

Lord Kain

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#12 September 04, 2012, 11:06:34 pm

Vae Victus!

dude you're 34 years old as far as your profile says, why would this be a joke when thousandths of vaginal creams have been in the market for years?

"Given the choice; whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw a better throw against one's destiny... what was a king to do?

Last Edit: September 04, 2012, 11:22:30 pm by Lord Kain

Berry

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#13 September 04, 2012, 11:37:59 pm

(´ー`)ﾉ

Why...

LurkerSupreme

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#14 September 04, 2012, 11:56:12 pm

http://18again.com/vaginal-cream-faqs.php

All your questions are answered. Alum?aloe vera?almond? pomegranate? gold dust? Yep,this thing is gold.

Valodim

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#15 September 05, 2012, 12:06:03 am

hahaha, gold. wtf

Bastard Mami

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#16 September 05, 2012, 12:26:37 am

that fucking cream sounds tastier than the average dessert

Noside

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#17 September 05, 2012, 12:36:13 am

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Lord Kain said, September 04, 2012, 11:06:34 pm

dude you're 34 years old as far as your profile says, why would this be a joke when thousandths of vaginal creams have been in the market for years?

You realize i was kidding right? and i'm honest never heard about that so called vagina cream, also watching my profile. lol

XamΣeta

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#18 September 05, 2012, 12:40:06 am

IG @tanooki_ninja

20 or so years from now I'll probably see myself telling my wife.

...Now that the kids are gone and living their own adult lives we can finally book that trip to Tahiti that we've always dreamt of.

I'll bring the Viagra...and you can bring dat pussy cream.

Ben_MAVERIK...no offense but...unless your woman is 50 or 60, which is fine if you're into all that, I doubt there would be noticeable difference...unless your girl is the loosy-goosy type and fucked the whole state of Texas before getting with you.

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Last Edit: September 05, 2012, 12:46:11 am by CalmAxel

Seadragon77

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#19 September 05, 2012, 01:11:47 am

Man of Mystery (and Chocolate)

I'd like to see someone say that this works, because it's one of those things that's way too good to take seriously.

Lord Kain

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#20 September 05, 2012, 01:21:09 am

Vae Victus!

Noside said, September 05, 2012, 12:36:13 am

You realize i was kidding right? and i'm honest never heard about that so called vagina cream, also watching my profile. lol

No you weren't kidding, so you never heard about vaginal creams in your life? guess you need to get out more, I knew about them since I was 15, yes I was curios to check your profile to see how old you were cause of the immaturity of your post, if you were 16 years old or younger then at least it could be understandable that you didn't know about it, unless that's not your real age on your profile.

"Given the choice; whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw a better throw against one's destiny... what was a king to do?

LM_MAVERIK

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#21 September 05, 2012, 01:27:17 am

@calmaxel

you havent fucked too many girls have you mate? But thats another story altogether.

Valodim

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#22 September 05, 2012, 01:29:34 am

CalmAxel said, September 05, 2012, 12:40:06 am

and fucked the whole state of Texas before getting with you.

...that's not how muscles work

XamΣeta

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#23 September 05, 2012, 01:52:44 am

IG @tanooki_ninja

Since y'all know so much about vaginas I suggest writing a book.

Some girls are lose some are tight.

I've fucked plenty of women in my lifetime thank you and luckily married a woman who's always tight, even after a fuck-your-brains-out kind of weekend...she's still tight.

I just find this cream shit/commercial combination so gullible and thats why I was cracking jokes at it in the first place.

But hell, if you fellas feel like you could enlighten me and others more about how muscles work inside a vagina, then by all means feel free to educate...just don't feel bad when I say I'm not gonna give a rats ass about what you have to say because I am already past that point, having been the successful procreator of 2 perfectly healthy kids and all.

Vagina...Shmagina.

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Cazaki

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#24 September 05, 2012, 01:57:32 am

I've known about.things of this nature but I had no idea it actually worked, I thought loose pussies stayed that way. So i did learn something today.

LM_MAVERIK

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#25 September 05, 2012, 02:00:02 am

Cazaki said, September 05, 2012, 01:57:32 am

I've known about.things of this nature but I had no idea it actually worked, I thought loose pussies stayed that way. So i did learn something today.

loose pussys can be changed with exercise, The more you train the more your skin clings to your muscles. Thats why athletes or female body builders have the tightest pussys.

MAO11

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#26 September 05, 2012, 02:03:55 am

i would like to disagree,

LM_MAVERIK

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#27 September 05, 2012, 02:06:50 am

地獄の花 said, September 05, 2012, 02:03:55 am

i would like to disagree,

you can disagree all you want its the truth.

Noside

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#28 September 05, 2012, 02:15:00 am

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Lord Kain said, September 05, 2012, 01:21:09 am

Noside said, September 05, 2012, 12:36:13 am
You realize i was kidding right? and i'm honest never heard about that so called vagina cream, also watching my profile. lol
No you weren't kidding, so you never heard about vaginal creams in your life? guess you need to get out more, I knew about them since I was 15, yes I was curios to check your profile to see how old you were cause of the immaturity of your post, if you were 16 years old or younger then at least it could be understandable that you didn't know about it, unless that's not your real age on your profile.

Oh man, it's just a comment, you are taking this to serious, whatever.

MAO11

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#29 September 05, 2012, 02:18:43 am

all this fuss because of this vaginal cream? last time i checked men doesn't have a vagina. or are you secretly girls?

LM_MAVERIK

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#30 September 05, 2012, 02:25:28 am

地獄の花 said, September 05, 2012, 02:18:43 am

all this fuss because of this vaginal cream? last time i checked men doesn't have a vagina. or are you secretly girls?

you and me need to go on a night out to amsterdam bro. I will force you into one of the booths and pay for your time so that you can explore the glorys of a pussy and you'll never have to say something as ridiculous as the above again.

Navana

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#31 September 05, 2012, 02:34:11 am

This thread is very gross. D:

LurkerSupreme

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#32 September 05, 2012, 02:37:35 am

Please take Navana with you too mav

Lord Kain

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#33 September 05, 2012, 02:38:08 am

Vae Victus!

地獄の花 said, September 05, 2012, 02:18:43 am

are you secretly girls?

no because just as there are creams for vaginas there are also tons of creams and lubes for penises that have been around for a while, you don't have to be a female to discuss the obvious

"Given the choice; whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw a better throw against one's destiny... what was a king to do?

Last Edit: September 05, 2012, 02:44:42 am by Lord Kain

MAO11

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#34 September 05, 2012, 02:46:02 am

LM_MAVERIK said, September 05, 2012, 02:25:28 am

地獄の花 said, September 05, 2012, 02:18:43 am
all this fuss because of this vaginal cream? last time i checked men doesn't have a vagina. or are you secretly girls?

you and me need to go on a night out to amsterdam bro. I will force you into one of the booths and pay for your time so that you can explore the glorys of a pussy and you'll never have to say something as ridiculous as the above again.

nah i'm good i live near a exclusive elementary school where all tight pussies is quite the norm.

LM_MAVERIK

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#35 September 05, 2012, 02:52:20 am

@地獄の花

um...................is anyone else reading what this guy just wrote? is elementary school written in 地獄の花's comment? I'm not familiar with american school terms but is elementary for minors?

Last Edit: September 05, 2012, 02:57:02 am by LM_MAVERIK

TRUEMicah

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#36 September 05, 2012, 02:54:07 am

The Only Easy Day was Yesterday

CalmAxel said, September 05, 2012, 12:40:06 am

...Now that the kids are gone and living their own adult lives we can finally book that trip to Tahiti that we've always dreamt of.

I'll bring the Viagra...and you can bring dat pussy cream.

LurkerSupreme

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#37 September 05, 2012, 02:58:51 am

@mav it's his creepy posting gimmick and i really hope that's all it is.

LM_MAVERIK

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#38 September 05, 2012, 03:05:02 am

LurkerSupreme said, September 05, 2012, 02:58:51 am

@mav it's his creepy posting gimmick and i really hope that's all it is.

all jokes aside I hope so too.

Bastard Mami

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#39 September 05, 2012, 04:03:41 am

He means the teachers, elementary school teachers are the best.

Rajaa Retired

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#40 September 05, 2012, 04:20:58 am

[E] said, September 05, 2012, 04:03:41 am

little brown girls are the best.

Fixededed.

MAO11

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#41 September 05, 2012, 04:44:39 am

yes, yes they are.

LM_MAVERIK

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#42 September 05, 2012, 05:59:19 am

@地獄の花
I hope when your sitting in front of your cpu screen some tear gas comes flying through your window and a spec ops team kick down your door.

Bastard Mami

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#43 September 05, 2012, 06:01:19 am

you should wish that a random 1.75m tall 85 kg heavy blonde mexican dude with visible abs teleports to his place and rapes him.

kakkoii superhero

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#44 September 05, 2012, 07:06:49 am

all is love in fair and war

[E] said, September 05, 2012, 04:03:41 am

He means the teachers, elementary school teachers are the best.

yes by frequently squatting to tend the small kiddies, naturally they exercise their vaginal wall muscle.

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#45 September 05, 2012, 08:07:02 am

[E] said, September 05, 2012, 06:01:19 am

you should wish that a random 1.75m tall 85 kg heavy blonde mexican dude with visible abs teleports to his place and rapes him.

are you describing yourself?

GOH

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#46 September 05, 2012, 10:44:26 am

Damn. This thread is all kinds of class.

Cybaster

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#47 September 05, 2012, 11:27:06 am

Limited time to use Infinite power !

LM_MAVERIK said, September 04, 2012, 10:13:32 pm

@cybaster
I couldn't help notice your better then ass comment? do you go anal with your misses? lol

You really think I'm gonna answer this question ?

All in all, as long as both parties are fine with stuff, I'm all for trying new things.

Rajaa said, September 05, 2012, 04:20:58 am

[E] said, September 05, 2012, 04:03:41 am
little brown girls are the best.
Fixededed.

Don't forget to make their pussy less brown though.

kakkoii superhero

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#48 September 05, 2012, 01:21:25 pm

all is love in fair and war

BTW not to be a nitpick, but this thread's title is wrong, vagina cream won't grow back virginity, but I guess there are no virgin left in mexico for [E] to take as reference.

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#49 September 05, 2012, 01:24:03 pm

Limited time to use Infinite power !

It's not wrong. It's a deformation of reality (tight pussy = virgin) in order to attract posters into this topic.

You're more inclined reading a topic named "18 Again - regain your virginity" than "Indian advertisement on Youtube for a vagina cream" right ?
That's just basic "marketting".

Byakko

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#50 September 05, 2012, 01:37:21 pm

kakkoii superhero said, September 05, 2012, 01:21:25 pm

I guess there are no virgin left in mexico

Sure there are ! Those who can run faster than their fath*shot*

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#51 September 05, 2012, 01:47:15 pm

Limited time to use Infinite power !

It's rude to apply jokes about Romanians to Mexicans.

kakkoii superhero

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#52 September 05, 2012, 01:48:57 pm

all is love in fair and war

Doppelganger said, September 05, 2012, 01:24:03 pm

It's not wrong. It's a deformation of reality (tight pussy = virgin) in order to attract posters into this topic.

You're more inclined reading a topic named "18 Again - regain your virginity" than "Indian advertisement on Youtube for a vagina cream" right ?
That's just basic "marketting".

hey but as good as new does not mean it is new,
when I buy a juice, I want to prick the foil my self

Posted: September 05, 2012, 02:06:46 pm

Doppelganger said, September 05, 2012, 01:47:15 pm

It's rude to apply jokes about Romanians to Mexicans.

thoroughly beta tested before being offered to public

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#53 September 05, 2012, 04:33:35 pm

地獄の花 said, September 05, 2012, 12:58:33 pm

isn't it weird that he find maverick's joke threatening while mine is ok to him.

what joke of yours ?

Bastard Wolf

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#54 September 05, 2012, 07:13:10 pm

Does this look like the face of mercy?

the one where he thought you were talking about yourself when you described a tall handsome mexican

Hanging in there ⭐

Bastard Mami

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#55 September 05, 2012, 07:50:42 pm

lol@1.75m being tall

Rajaa Retired

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#56 September 05, 2012, 07:54:30 pm

Fuck your meters.

Titiln

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#57 September 05, 2012, 07:58:28 pm

i didnt click this thread before because im still a virgin so why would i want to regain something i didnt lose hmm

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kakkoii superhero

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#58 September 05, 2012, 08:37:38 pm

all is love in fair and war

[E] said, September 05, 2012, 07:50:42 pm

lol@1.75m being tall

whose email address is that?

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#59 September 05, 2012, 09:17:32 pm

You seriously can't be that dense, can you?

Offtopic: Btw, are you the same navetsea who makes skintone mods for The Sims games and Skyrim?

Cybaster

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#60 September 05, 2012, 10:02:31 pm

Limited time to use Infinite power !

Rajaa said, September 05, 2012, 07:54:30 pm

Fuck your meters.

At least they make sense.

Byakko

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#61 September 05, 2012, 10:10:39 pm

Hum, the imperial measure system (inch-feet-yard etc.) isn't from the US, it's from England.

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#62 September 05, 2012, 10:16:12 pm

If you’re gonna reach for a star...
reach for the lowest one you can.

Carpe Diem said, September 05, 2012, 10:10:39 pm

Hum, the imperial measure system (inch-feet-yard etc.) isn't from the US, it's from England.

But but but that doesn't fit into the narrative that America is dumb and lame and stupid!!!!

Bastard Mami

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#63 September 05, 2012, 10:45:09 pm

Carpe Diem said, September 05, 2012, 10:10:39 pm

Hum, the imperial measure system (inch-feet-yard etc.) isn't from the US, it's from England.

he never implied otherwise; it's hard to break this news to you but that's the system they use in the usa.

SkySplitters

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#64 September 05, 2012, 10:46:46 pm

Character Not Unlocked ~

So this is going to be one of those threads lol

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Bastard Wolf

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#65 September 05, 2012, 10:55:54 pm

Does this look like the face of mercy?

[E] said, September 05, 2012, 07:50:42 pm

lol@1.75m being tall

well, yeah aren't all mexicans short, fat, wear giant sombreros and drink tequilla all day?

Hanging in there ⭐

Jmorphman

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#66 September 05, 2012, 10:57:40 pm

If you’re gonna reach for a star...
reach for the lowest one you can.

[E] said, September 05, 2012, 10:45:09 pm

he never implied otherwise; it's hard to break this news to you but that's the system they use in the usa.

The image macro pretty clearly implies that America came up with the imperial system and that every other nation on Earth uses it. Which, as Byakko said, is utter horseshit.

but anyway the metric system is already used in science and medicine here so the Stonecutters must be slacking off

SkySplitters

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#67 September 05, 2012, 11:05:49 pm

Character Not Unlocked ~

Bastard Wolf said, September 05, 2012, 10:55:54 pm

[E] said, September 05, 2012, 07:50:42 pm
lol@1.75m being tall
well, yeah aren't all mexicans short, fat, wear giant sombreros and drink tequilla all day?

Yeah, and then they loose cars and call them selves for Carlos... Obvious Mexican's

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Noside

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#68 September 05, 2012, 11:11:06 pm

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< CARLOS.

Cazaki

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#69 September 05, 2012, 11:16:57 pm

The fuck, people talk shit about every aspect of the U.S. huh?

Byakko

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#70 September 05, 2012, 11:17:52 pm

Welcome to the rest of the world

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#71 September 05, 2012, 11:22:11 pm

Limited time to use Infinite power !

Jmorphman said, September 05, 2012, 10:16:12 pm

Carpe Diem said, September 05, 2012, 10:10:39 pm
Hum, the imperial measure system (inch-feet-yard etc.) isn't from the US, it's from England.
But but but that doesn't fit into the narrative that America is dumb and lame and stupid!!!!

Sorry for not editing the image macro from "America" to "England and all its former colonies".

Doesn't change the fact the the US (along with England) uses it. Can't remember if they use it in Australia and New Zealand. I don't recall seeing any imperial measures in Auckland.
That wasn't even the point of my post, I was just replying to Rajaa saying "fuck meters" by "Imperial system is dumber than meters".

Jmorphman said, September 05, 2012, 10:57:40 pm

but anyway the metric system is already used in science and medicine here so the Stonecutters must be slacking off

Implying medecine isn't science ?

But yeah, it would be impossible to understand scientific articles if people had to switch between various metrics systems each time.

Last Edit: September 05, 2012, 11:25:27 pm by Doppelganger

SkySplitters

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#72 September 05, 2012, 11:22:35 pm

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And what a world it is!

@Noside!
so your name is Carlos and your from Mexico?... well that just proves it!... You lost a car

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#73 September 05, 2012, 11:29:12 pm

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Mr.Snitch said, September 05, 2012, 11:22:35 pm

And what a world it is!

@Noside!
so your name is Carlos and your from Mexico?... well that just proves it!... You lost a car

No i didn't lol

Jmorphman

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#74 September 05, 2012, 11:34:12 pm

If you’re gonna reach for a star...
reach for the lowest one you can.

Doppelganger said, September 05, 2012, 11:22:11 pm

Sorry for not editing the image macro from "America" to "England and all its former colonies".

I'm lambasting whoever made that, not you.

But then again you did post it! It's just a really dumb image, sorry.

Doppelganger said, September 05, 2012, 11:22:11 pm

Implying medecine isn't science ?

I copy/pasted from Wikipedia

Titiln

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#75 September 06, 2012, 12:52:26 am

it's kind of like america being stupid for being the only country that calls soccer soccer, even though that's what the sport was originally called in england and america is not the only country that calls it that

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kakkoii superhero

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#76 September 06, 2012, 01:40:11 am

all is love in fair and war

Mgbenz said, September 05, 2012, 09:17:32 pm

You seriously can't be that dense, can you?

Offtopic: Btw, are you the same navetsea who makes skintone mods for The Sims games and Skyrim?

You seriously can't be that dense, can you?

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#77 September 06, 2012, 02:02:08 am

how about looking at his goddamn signature

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Bastard Mami

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#78 September 06, 2012, 06:22:20 am

dammit, I should have instead comented on the fact that edward thinks I am handsome.

by the way, you can sleep well, @地獄の花 has been arrested (nsfw) http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2012/09/05/police-arrest-man-with-12-year-old-girl-in-luggage/

Joulz

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#79 September 06, 2012, 06:36:50 am

I'll do it myself.

gotta love men's sexist logic, implying it's the women who need a cream to tighten up their huge vagina: how about the guys work on having a bigger fucking penis instead? maybe that's why both parties can't feel a thing in the first place...

Bastard Mami

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#80 September 06, 2012, 06:51:15 am

yeah, we should do more penis push ups.

Joulz

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#81 September 06, 2012, 06:59:19 am

I'll do it myself.

show me

Cybaster

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#82 September 06, 2012, 07:51:40 am

Limited time to use Infinite power !

[E] did a video some years ago :

To train, he also uses this :

Joulz

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#83 September 06, 2012, 09:11:25 am

I'll do it myself.

Mgbenz

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#84 September 06, 2012, 02:52:18 pm

kakkoii superhero said, September 06, 2012, 01:40:11 am

Mgbenz said, September 05, 2012, 09:17:32 pm
You seriously can't be that dense, can you?

Offtopic: Btw, are you the same navetsea who makes skintone mods for The Sims games and Skyrim?

You seriously can't be that dense, can you?

We're both dense. Let's marry.

XamΣeta

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#85 September 06, 2012, 03:06:56 pm

IG @tanooki_ninja

Cybaster...that art on the box where the penis is struggling with the weight lifting made my day.

I cackled loudly like a 7 year old in the middle of a conference room...and then my associates joined in to look at my screen.

Somebody almost spilled the coffee building up a laugh.

Thanks for that image.

...Now onto important things...Where can you buy one??? lol

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Cybaster

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#86 September 06, 2012, 03:35:46 pm

Limited time to use Infinite power !

LOL, I got one a few years ago for my birthday, along with something like this : http://www.mrpouch.com/assets/elephant.jpg

You can buy them in joke and gadget shops. Along with many other useless stuff that'll make your day.

MAO11

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#87 September 07, 2012, 05:43:36 am

i wonder if you pump more blood in your penis will it grow bigger?

kakkoii superhero

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#88 September 07, 2012, 06:18:34 am

all is love in fair and war

if it doesn't get bigger then it is the women fault for not being sexy enough.
or sometime the women is overly sexy it becomes boring,
penis can never be blamed because of its honesty

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#89 September 07, 2012, 06:29:37 am

If you’re gonna reach for a star...
reach for the lowest one you can.

kakkoii superhero said, September 07, 2012, 06:18:34 am

penis can never be blamed because of its honesty

Memories of a Dishonest Penis would make a good band name. That's a freebie from me, feel free to use it anybody.

kakkoii superhero

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#90 September 07, 2012, 09:27:10 am

all is love in fair and war

Jmorphman said, September 07, 2012, 06:29:37 am

kakkoii superhero said, September 07, 2012, 06:18:34 am
penis can never be blamed because of its honesty
Memories of a Dishonest Penis would make a good band name. That's a freebie from me, feel free to use it anybody.

hey my post was not meant like that, you use the phrase totally out of the original context!
Now I know what Jesus feels

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#91 September 08, 2012, 03:36:42 am

You Can't Handle The Truth!

since I'm still a virgin, I guess I shouldn't worry about anything I haven't lost yet

TRUEMicah

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#92 September 08, 2012, 03:44:23 am

The Only Easy Day was Yesterday

You're also a male so you shouldn't be worrying about vagina cream either.

Bastard Wolf

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#93 September 08, 2012, 03:58:09 am

Does this look like the face of mercy?

well don't worry if you do ever lose it you can simply take it from somebody else

Hanging in there ⭐

TempesT

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#94 September 08, 2012, 04:33:21 am

チョンリサ

Wow I tried this and it works... a little too well, after applying it my already perfectly tight pussy closed completely shut. Thanks a lot you pieces of shit.

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Titiln

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#95 September 08, 2012, 04:43:39 am

i also applied it except i did it on my butt and im not enjoying the experience

fanfictionimg

Bastard Mami

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#96 September 08, 2012, 05:05:46 am

I can help you loosen it

Duo Solo

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#97 September 08, 2012, 05:36:38 am

ya'll are nasty lol

TRUEMicah

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#98 September 08, 2012, 07:57:54 am

The Only Easy Day was Yesterday

TempesT said, September 08, 2012, 04:33:21 am

Wow I tried this and it works... a little too well, after applying it my already perfectly tight pussy closed completely shut. Thanks a lot you pieces of shit.

Titiln said, September 08, 2012, 04:43:39 am

i also applied it except i did it on my butt and im not enjoying the experience

[E] said, September 08, 2012, 05:05:46 am

I can help you loosen it

Wtf, Lol.

kakkoii superhero

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#99 September 08, 2012, 09:31:55 am

all is love in fair and war

since this cream is safe for sensitive area, we can use this to tighten muscle in other places right, I suppose we can use this to make tight abs right?

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#100 September 08, 2012, 09:58:33 am

Fuck you.

Rest in peace, Tamez. Thank you for everything.

Joulz

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#101 September 08, 2012, 12:28:17 pm

I'll do it myself.

how about people use it to tighten some fucking brain up??????

Sima Shi

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#102 September 09, 2012, 04:35:08 pm

Know your place Imbecile

i dont think that will work

Bastard Wolf

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#103 September 09, 2012, 07:14:53 pm

Does this look like the face of mercy?

how 'bout we find out.

i'll crack your skull open and apply some vagina cream on the surface of your brain. then if you're still alive you can tell me if you notice any significant changes

Hanging in there ⭐

Markpachi

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#104 September 09, 2012, 07:30:13 pm

Fuck you.

LOL I think he was talking about the cream not working on a vagina, not the one about applying the cream on the brain.

Rest in peace, Tamez. Thank you for everything.

Valodim

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#105 September 09, 2012, 07:31:38 pm

Bastard Wolf said, September 09, 2012, 07:14:53 pm

i'll crack your skull open and apply some vagina cream on the surface of your brain. then if you're still alive you can tell me if you notice any significant changes

he'll probably be a significantly better nascar driver

kakkoii superhero

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#106 September 10, 2012, 09:58:57 am

all is love in fair and war

if you apply this cream on your left nipple daily, the probability of you getting a heart attack would drop by 30%.

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#107 September 10, 2012, 02:46:41 pm

Limited time to use Infinite power !

If you put vaginal cream on her pussy while your dick is inside, will you get stuck ?
What will you say as excuse when you call 911 ?

Byakko

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#108 September 10, 2012, 03:50:51 pm

New game put the cream on the dick and then do your thing, see how long it lasts until you get problems.

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Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#109 September 10, 2012, 03:53:52 pm

Fuck you.

Put the cream on a snake, watch it shrink.

Rest in peace, Tamez. Thank you for everything.

Cybaster

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#110 September 10, 2012, 03:59:05 pm

Limited time to use Infinite power !

Put the cream on a snake.
Put the snake in a girl's pussy.
Film what happens.
Make tons of money by selling the video.

Titiln

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#111 September 10, 2012, 04:02:23 pm

put the cream on this thread so nobody can post in it anymore

fanfictionimg

kakkoii superhero

Re: 18 Again - regain your virginity

#112 September 10, 2012, 04:09:11 pm

all is love in fair and war

this is the same stuff Han Solo was dipped into.

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